I can't believe this alias actually worked at all.

String successfully aliased.
qs => ashq foreach it in $locations[] { if ( it.turns_spent > 0 ) print_html( it + ": " + it.combat_queue ); }

> qs

The Deep Machine Tunnels: Perceiver of Sensations; Performer of Actions; Thinker of Thoughts; Perceiver of Sensations; Thinker of Thoughts
The Haunted Kitchen:
The Haunted Conservatory:
The Haunted Gallery: cubist bull; guy with a pitchfork, and his wife; empty suit of armor; guy with a pitchfork, and his wife; empty suit of armor
The Haunted Bathroom: toilet papergeist; malevolent hair clog; claw-foot bathtub; claw-foot bathtub; cosmetics wraith
The Haunted Bedroom: animated rustic nightstand; animated ornate nightstand; Wardröb nightstand; Wardröb nightstand; elegant animated nightstand
The Haunted Ballroom: floating platter of hors d'oeuvres; tapdancing skeleton; zombie waltzers; floating platter of hors d'oeuvres
The Spooky Forest: spooky mummy; triffid; bar; spooky mummy; wolfman
The Hidden Temple:
The Old Landfill: junksprite melter; junksprite melter; junksprite melter; junksprite sharpener; junksprite bender
Guano Junction:
The Beanbat Chamber: beanbat
The Boss Bat's Lair: beefy bodyguard bat; beefy bodyguard bat; beefy bodyguard bat; beefy bodyguard bat; Boss Bat
The Degrassi Knoll Gym: Gnollish Bodybuilder; Gnollish Crossdresser
The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob: Knob Goblin Barbecue Team; Knob Goblin Assistant Chef; writing desk; dirty old lihc; sleeping Knob Goblin Guard
Cobb's Knob Harem: Knob Goblin Harem Girl
Throne Room: Knob Goblin King
The Dark Neck of the Woods: P imp; W imp; W imp
The Dark Heart of the Woods: P imp; G imp; P imp; P imp; Fallen Archfiend
The Dark Elbow of the Woods: G imp; G imp; G imp; Demoninja; G imp
The Defiled Nook: toothy sklelton; spiny skelelton; spiny skelelton; dirty old lihc; giant skeelton
The Defiled Cranny: gluttonous ghuol; gaunt ghuol; gluttonous ghuol; giant swarm of ghuol whelps; huge ghuol
The Defiled Alcove: corpulent zobmie
The Defiled Niche: slick lihc; slick lihc; dirty old lihc; dirty old lihc; gargantulihc
Hippy Camp: dirty hippy
The Barrel Full of Barrels:
The Goatlet: drunk goat; dairy goat; dairy goat
Lair of the Ninja Snowmen: Ninja Snowman (Chopsticks); Ninja Snowman Janitor; Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask); Ninja Snowman Weaponmaster; Ninja Snowman (Hilt/Mask)
The X-32-F Combat Training Snowman: X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman; X-32-F Combat Training Snowman