The Andromeda Quartet

The Andromeda Quartet

The Johanna Quartet - Sweeney Todd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PrTkcfFGkk

Instrumentals:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXLQtw75CEw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjzKHaZLlmg - “Practice Track”

[Note: an “*” indicates a word that might not match up exactly with a syllable count, usually for when something is spoken. I trust that any talent can work around this minor discrepincy]

4 characters/singers:
Biodrone - Beggar Woman
Oldfag - Sweeney Todd
Anon - Anthony
Bioware - Johanna

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Anon:
I’m still Mad, Bioware, I’m still mad
More than any other blunder
Is this mighty franchise finished
Have you learned at all I wonder
What has happened to the dev I love??
Bioware


Oldfag:
-I’m sure the combat’s visceral
And vehicles improved
-Yet I’m still hunting minerals
With dialogue removed
Bioware...

Anon:
Bioware...

Oldfag:
I see the multi colored hair
and how it shines, like grease
stuck with an empty-eyed blank stare
unfixed upon release, Bioware

Anon:
Javik was DLC

Oldfag:
But why, Bioware
This Mo-Cap is so poor
No More, Bioware, like TOR

Anon:
Fuck Chobot

Biodrone:
Cute! Cute! Peebee a Cute! Ryder a Cute!
Game of the year
Glitch! Glitch! Day one patch will fix that bug!
Look at the beauties you get to fug
Season pass won’t pull the plug!
Game of the Year! Game of the Year!
-Bold*! Grand*! Progressive*!

Oldfag:
I still have Kotor and the first
Dragon Age, I guess,
But time goes on and you get worse,
My buried hope, has pass’d, Bioware

Bioware:
We are still polishing the game
Polishing ...the Game

Anon:
Fuck Kai Leng

Oldfag:
You were once known for stories told
A giant in your field

Anon:
Three endings

Oldfag:
But now success means units sold
And Masking flaws with feels
Bioware...

Bioware:
It's artistic integrity
It's Integrity

Anon/Oldfag
I’m yours, Bioware - Bioware...

Oldfag:
And once you were all mine
No more, Bioware -- it’s time!

Anon:
Why did you Pinocchio the geth??

Oldfag:
The end of Rine!!

Biodrone:
No! No! Whatever, Whatever’s wrong with the charts!
Seven point four?! It should be Art! Game of the Year!
Quick, now, don’t delay!
Premium version’s yours today
Game sold separate but that’s okay
I'm sure Tumblr has great things to say
Buy it! Buy it! No! Please!
Game of the Year! Game of the Year!
Anthem! Anthem! Anthem!... Next year*!
You’ll see*!... You’ll see*!

Oldfag:
Something beautiful was killed
Five years ago, that day
And you've been rotting longer still
I curse the name, EA!! Bioware…

Anon:
Tali’s face

Bioware:
We needed an awesome button
Awesome button...

Oldfag:
I think Perhaps it’s for the best
you fade away, and die
I could not hold you to my breast
and tell myself more lies, Bioware...

Anon:
For Five Years, Bioware

Bioware:
-you're just entitled … all just entitled

Oldfag:
Farewell, Bioware - No tears are left to cry
It's done, Bioware, And I
Should go…

Anon:
I’m still mad