Pinata Chatbot

function readA(a) {var punctuation=a.replace(/[.,\/#!$%\^&\?”’@*;:{}=\-_`~()]/g,"");var capital=punctuation.toUpperCase();var makeString=capital.split(" ");return makeString};

var b=readA(a);

var greeting=["HI","HEY","HELLO"];
var age=["AGE","OLD"];
var birthday=["BIRTHDAY","BDAY"];
var time=["TIME"];
var live=["LIVE","STATE","FROM","LOCATION","LOCATED"];
var game=["GAME","GAMES","VIDEO"];

function testGreeting(b) {return greeting.some(item => b.includes(item))};
function testAge(b) {return age.some(item => b.includes(item))};
function testBirthday(b) {return birthday.some(item => b.includes(item))};
function testTime(b) {return time.some(item => b.includes(item))};
function testLive(b) {return live.some(item => b.includes(item))};
function testGame(b) {return game.some(item => b.includes(item))};

testGame(b)?"Pinata mainly plays OSRS.":
testTime(b)?"It is currently "+t+" where Pinata lives.":
testLive(b)?"Pinata lives in his moms house.":
testBirthday(b)?"Pinata’s birthday is a secret."
testAge(b)?"Pinata is currently 26 years old.":
testGreeting(b)?"Hello, I’m a command designed to answer your questions about Pinata.":

"”"+a+"” has no recognizable keywords. Please reformat your question or ask Pinata directly."