[12:14] Session Ident: LightWolf (synIRC, Forte) (~LightWolf@diabolic.dog.sanyi)
[12:14] <LightWolf> hello bass as far as I know you never sent your alias to the now dead leader of the village twash
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01[12:14] LightWolf is ~LightWolf@diabolic.dog.sanyi * Peter Wolf
01[12:14] LightWolf is a registered nick
01[12:14] LightWolf on @#yugioh #fortissimo @#warau +#fluodome
01[12:14] LightWolf using aurora.uk.eu.synirc.net synIRC United Kingdom
01[12:14] LightWolf End of /WHOIS list.
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[12:21] <LightWolf> shade is taking over for him so if you could please claim to him
Session Time: Mon Jan 11 00:00:00 2010
Session Close: Mon Jan 11 01:16:25 2010

Session Start: Sun Apr 25 14:49:22 2010
Session Ident: LightWolf
[14:49] Session Ident: LightWolf (synIRC, The_Lord) (~LightWolf@diabolic.dog.sanyi)
[14:49] <LightWolf> Hello God, winning Flow Mafia yet?
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03[14:49] LightWolf is ~LightWolf@diabolic.dog.sanyi * Peter Wolf
03[14:49] LightWolf is a registered nick
03[14:49] LightWolf on @#yugioh @#warau +#fluodome
03[14:49] LightWolf using zero.dk.eu.synirc.net what
03[14:49] LightWolf End of /WHOIS list.
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[14:51] <LightWolf> Oh God will you never listen to me?
[14:55] <LightWolf> I knew I should have choosen Chaos route in SMT:Strange Journey, but I had to get locked into law path...
06[14:56] <The_Lord> Oh
06[14:56] <The_Lord> Are you playing Flow Mafia?
[14:56] <LightWolf> We could say so
06[14:56] <The_Lord> LightWolf, my child.
[14:56] <LightWolf> I was first happy about my role and all...
[14:57] <LightWolf> but since it's obv now
[14:57] <LightWolf> that like nearly everyone is wolf...
[14:57] <LightWolf> so yeah, why not help god
06[14:57] <The_Lord> Are you interested in recruitment?
[14:57] <LightWolf> yes
[14:57] <LightWolf> here is my PM btw
[14:57] <LightWolf> You are Lesm46. Your night action is Night x - Lesm is always wolf USER. USER will die from the shock. Sadly, this fact spreads around easily, whoever USER was targeting with their primary action will recive the message. Luckly, you weren't stupid enough to show up on the player list. You win if you are the last man standing.
[14:58] <LightWolf> So can I recive divine protection and shit?
06[14:58] <The_Lord> Yes.
[14:59] <LightWolf> Do I need to do shit? Like that claiming random Apostles or what?
06[14:59] <The_Lord> Well
06[14:59] <The_Lord> for starters
06[14:59] <The_Lord> I don't like UncleSam.
06[14:59] <The_Lord> He is clearly a non believer.
[14:59] <LightWolf> Yeah that's easy to see lol
[14:59] <LightWolf> he kind wants to kill you and shit
[15:00] <LightWolf> so what about him?
06[15:00] <The_Lord> He's an idiot.
06[15:00] <The_Lord> Rejecting my divine protection in a game packed with wolves.
[15:00] <LightWolf> Yeah, I see that too, but what should I do
06[15:00] <The_Lord> I am not worried about this lynch but I want to teach him a lesson.
06[15:00] <The_Lord> Well
06[15:00] <The_Lord> I want to overturn this lynch
[15:00] <LightWolf> I see
06[15:00] <The_Lord> So that we lynch someone else.
[15:01] <LightWolf> Yeah yet again I see that
[15:01] <LightWolf> but what's my role in that?
06[15:01] <The_Lord> Hmmm
06[15:01] <The_Lord> Vote UncleSam I guess?
06[15:01] <The_Lord> I don't know...
[15:02] <LightWolf> I can't really go there and vote him... I mean I'm fucking off playerlist wolf and shit, pretty much means I get lynched instead if people start to think...
[15:03] <LightWolf> And I assume, I won't gain divine protection before the next night...
06[15:03] <The_Lord> Hmmm
06[15:03] <The_Lord> That is correct
06[15:03] <The_Lord> You will have to survive
[15:03] <LightWolf> yeah that will be pretty easy, unless I go out and vote...
06[15:03] <The_Lord> UncleSam is probably villager though.
[15:04] <LightWolf> Well it was proven that some exist yes
[15:04] <LightWolf> I wonder what's the number though
06[15:04] <The_Lord> I don't think any wolf will waunt to see me lynched knowing that I can protect them
[15:04] <LightWolf> point there
06[15:04] <The_Lord> *want
[15:05] <LightWolf> Didn't anyone else ask for your protection my lord? HE could do it too
06[15:05] <The_Lord> He doesn't believe me.
06[15:06] <The_Lord> It's useless to negotiate with him.
[15:06] <LightWolf> Only the one who belive in you will be able to survive
[15:06] <LightWolf> foolish people
[15:07] <LightWolf> So yeah since I can't really help you with anything till it's night
[15:08] <LightWolf> Can you please answer me few questions?
06[15:08] <The_Lord> Sure.
06[15:08] <The_Lord> What are your questions?
[15:08] <LightWolf> Well what about Odin, Loki, Zeus, Poseidon and you know, the rest
[15:09] <LightWolf> Who are they?
06[15:09] <The_Lord> All phonies.
[15:09] <LightWolf> I see
06[15:09] <The_Lord> There is only one God. And that is me.
[15:09] <LightWolf> and what about Mythological creatures?
06[15:10] <The_Lord> Same.
[15:10] <LightWolf> Awwwwwww
[15:11] <LightWolf> Can you create some Cerberuses when we have won My Lord?
06[15:11] <The_Lord> If that is the wish of my children, then it shall be granted.
06[15:11] <The_Lord> As long as people do not call it God.
[15:12] <LightWolf> I will call it doggie, that is fine yes?
06[15:13] <The_Lord> Yes, it perfectly is.
[15:14] <LightWolf> Also, I know an easier way for you to gather your children My Lord! Just defeat the demons in this game and after that Brainwash humanity, this idea come from the above mentioned SMT:Strange Journey, it's fool proof and was proven to work!
06[15:15] <The_Lord> That's the spirit!
06[15:15] <The_Lord> I shall make you an honorary prophet.
[15:15] <LightWolf> Thank you My Lord
06[15:15] <The_Lord> You are hereby known as: St. Dogenheimer.
[15:16] <LightWolf> Ah Dog and a bit german, what a great name, thank you My Lord!
06[15:16] <The_Lord> You are welcome, St. Dogenheimer.
[15:17] <StDogenheimer> My Lord I have one last question
06[15:18] <The_Lord> Go on.
[15:18] <StDogenheimer> Why is it that when making toast they always get cold by the time I finish making all the ones I need?
[15:24] <StDogenheimer> I hope to have not angered you in any way with my last question My Lord! If it is so, I deeply regret doing so!
Session Close: Sun Apr 25 15:28:59 2010

Session Start: Mon Apr 26 16:26:13 2010
Session Ident: LightWolf
[16:26] Session Ident: LightWolf (synIRC, Forte) (~LightWolf@diabolic.dog.sanyi)
[16:26] <LightWolf> My Lord I need your help
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03[16:26] LightWolf is ~LightWolf@diabolic.dog.sanyi * Peter Wolf
03[16:26] LightWolf is a registered nick
03[16:26] LightWolf on @#paperfootball @#warau @#yugioh +#fluodome
03[16:26] LightWolf using envy.il.us.synirc.net synIRC Illinois
03[16:26] LightWolf End of /WHOIS list.
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06[16:26] <Forte> What is it St. Dogenheimer?
[16:27] <LightWolf> Fix my grammar.....
[16:27] <LightWolf> specifically fix the following line:
[16:27] <LightWolf> the last one to leave the country switches off the lights.
06[16:27] <Forte> What is wrong with your grammar, St. Dogenheimer of the Magyars?
[16:28] <LightWolf> What is not My Lord, this is th real question!
06[16:28] <Forte> Unfortunately, I am unsure.
06[16:28] <Forte> I created humanity.
06[16:28] <Forte> However humanity created grammar.
[16:29] <LightWolf> Fucking us....
06[16:29] <Forte> So therefore I am not an expert.
[16:29] <LightWolf> But, do you think it's anywhere near right?
06[16:30] <Forte> Well, there is one huge mistake I can spot.
[16:30] <LightWolf> Yay
06[16:30] <Forte> You need to capitalize "The"
[16:30] <LightWolf> ...
[16:30] <LightWolf> I hoped for something more... er I don't know just more...
06[16:30] <Forte> Don't worry
06[16:30] <Forte> There is more!
06[16:31] <Forte> I am merely going left to right.
[16:31] <LightWolf> I see
06[16:31] <Forte> Because you humans designed English as such.
06[16:31] <Forte> So...
06[16:31] <Forte> With that one correction, we have:
06[16:31] <Forte> The last one to leave the country switches off the lights.
06[16:32] <Forte> Now, continuing to the right, there is another question to be raised.
[16:32] <LightWolf> What is it My Lord?
06[16:32] <Forte> What is the intended tense of this sentence?
[16:33] <LightWolf> I wish I knew what a tense was to start with my master
06[16:33] <Forte> What is the origin of this sentence?
06[16:33] <Forte> Who gave it to you?
06[16:33] <Forte> Your brain?
[16:33] <LightWolf> Hungarian?
[16:33] <LightWolf> We're in a fucked up state here my lord
06[16:33] <Forte> Oh, so this is a translation of the magyars.
06[16:33] <Forte> Very well.
[16:33] <LightWolf> It's a saying that goes around
[16:35] <LightWolf> did I use the right words for the switching off of light soources in most human homes?
[16:36] <LightWolf> oh
[16:36] <LightWolf> I just have realised
06[16:36] <Forte> Well then.
[16:36] <LightWolf> I should have used turn
06[16:36] <Forte> After thorough analysis of your sentence...
[16:36] <LightWolf> What a foolish human I'm
06[16:36] <Forte> I have deduced that there are no grammar mistakes.
06[16:36] <Forte> Excellent translation, my prophet!
[16:37] <LightWolf> Thank you my mighty God, now I will proceed to lose with this at RPSI
06[16:37] <Forte> Good luck with that!
[16:39] <LightWolf> Originally I was going for something that was based on sheer luck my lord, but I knew the judges would be foolish and create a situation where I lose because my luck has left me and then I would be left with only my less then human partner's submission. So I'm better off with no luck my lord.
06[16:40] <Forte> I alright told one of my potential disciples this.
06[16:40] <Forte> But a great man once said:
06[16:40] <Forte> "Don't believe in yourself. Believe in the me that believes in you."
06[16:40] <Forte> "Who the hell do you think we are!?"
[16:40] <LightWolf> I will My Lord, I will!
[16:41] <LightWolf> Now just give a bit of holy inspiration to mind....
06[16:41] <Forte> Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
[16:52] <LightWolf> Now I will go and rest My Lord. May you recive many prayers!
06[16:52] <Forte> Go get em' tiger!
[16:53] <LightWolf> The Eye of the LightWolf