Jump 226: Sonic the Hedgehog

Jump 226: Sonic the Hedgehog
>King of Swords, reversed: Perfect clarity of thought, excessive use of force, and mastery of language as a tool for deception.
Troll the locals, you say?
>Age: 17
>Era: Adventure
Sonic Adventure, here I ... oh god this means the Shadow game. I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONES' WILD RIDE.
>Location: Angel Island
... you know what, I take everything back. It's time to troll Knuckles.
>Identity: Robian (-100)
Oh boy cutesy animals everywhere. You know what? I'm just going to roll with it, be Metal Sonic, and turn the sarcasm up to eleven.
And troll Knuckles with really stupid disguises that should not work.
They'll work.
>Drawbacks: Plot Magnet (+200), Malevolent Architecture (+200), Super Drowning (+200)
So the plot's on rails. I can work with that. Everything actively trying to kill me when the screen shakes, maybe not so much, but such is life. I'm fine, just as long as I don't go for a swim.
>Vacuum Immunity (Free, Robian)
Space is no longer a threat to me in any way. You know when this would have been useful? ABOUT A HUNDRED JUMPS AGO DURING THE SPACE ARC.
>Dramatic Ham (1450)
In other words, the power to have lines during cutscenes!
>Action Ham (1400)
And also, the power to have lines outside of cutscenes! Sweet.
>Iron Density (Free, Robian)
I estimate that it would take at LEAST eight spin dashes to put me out of commission.
>Heightened Tolerance (1350, Robian)
Well... robots should be able to deal with pain. Wait, why am I programmed to feel pain?!
>Multiprocessing (1250, Robian)
Multitasking? More like goofing off during a fight. Yes, I AM texting while we fight each other. No, I will not take this seriously.
>Super Anchoring (1100, Robian)
And now, I am the immovable object.
>Superior Condition (800)
Well, they're not as good as the dedicated perks, but a boost to durability, to strength, and to reflexes is helpful. Probably would help until I hit the speed cap, really.
>Longevity (Free, Robian)
As long as I'm careful about rust, anyway.
>Box of Rings (x5) (550)
Fifty rings in a box, self-replenishing. Handy.
>Fake Chaos Emerald (50)
For certain definitions of "fake"...

Fifty points left over? Pity there's nothing to spend them on.

So. I'm basically along for the ride for the Sonic Adventure era. Specifically, the Sonic Adventure games, the Shadow game (ugh), Sonic Heroes, the atrocity that is Sonic 2006, Sonic Unleashed (more ugh), and Sonic Colors.

You know what I think I'm going to be an ethanol powered robot after all WHERE IS THE BAR.

But no. I'm going to take up residence on the floating island as Metal Sonic, annoy Knuckles, frequently use really bad (and I mean REALLY bad, on the order of glasses-and-fake-moustache bad) disguises to get him to have a reason to go after Sonic, and otherwise spend much of my time being an optional boss fight and occasionally helping out when things warrant it.

Also, when the actual Metal Sonic shows up, I will be duty-bound to beat some sense into him. It's not his fault, he was programmed to be stupid, trying to become some sort of robotic godling is not surprising considering the stuff Eggman gets up to.

I am going to make so much fun of the bad games while their plots are ongoing though. Some of these are so horrible. SO HORRIBLE.

And, of course, I made copies of all the chaos emeralds. The originals are in my warehouse, the duplicates are back in the 'real' world. Standard procedure for artifacts.