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- >By eleven, you've mopped the closet floor clean.
- >You've also at least managed to convince Slate and Starlight that you're not going to hurt them.
- >They still don't understand why you did it, though.
- >”When haf owwies, fwiends gif huggies,” Starlight says.
- “I know, but Mandy's owwies were too big for hugs.”
- >”Too big? Neva haf owwies wike dat...”
- >Slate looks very thoughtful. “Nice hooman cwy. Cwy mean no wike...”
- >You can almost see the wheels turning in his head.
- >”Mean no wan' huwt fwiend, bu'...huwt fwiend? Haffa huwt?”
- “I had to help him stop hurting.”
- >Starlight looks between you and Slate. “Mommy...mommy gif too big huggies fo' too big owwies?”
- >They both look at you for confirmation.
- “Um...yes. I wanted to give him a hug to make him feel better, but I gave him the wrong kind of hug by accident. I didn't mean to.”
- >They stare at each other.
- >”Mommy go in sowwy box?”
- >You bust out giggling, partly due to relief, and party due to the humor.
- “I won't fit in there, sweetie.”
- >Fluffy, silent until now, suddenly drones “Hung'y.”
- >Crap, you forgot to give them breakfast.
- >That Italian place should be open by now.
- “Who wants a panino for lunch?”
- >”Stawigh' wan' panahwoo...wapeeweo...paweeweewo!” she blurts out.
- >You giggle again.
- >”Wha pa...wha dat?” Slate doesn't even try.
- “It's a sandwich.”
- >They don't actually know what a sandwich is, either.
- “...oh, I'll just show you. Be good fluffies until I get back!”
- >You just get out the door when a white Ford Taurus pulls up.
- >”Miss! Are you closing?” the guy shouts out the window.
- >He's got on glasses and a suit. Looks kinda scientist-y.
- “Oh, no, I was just going for lunch. I can help you before I leave.”
- >He follows you back inside.
- >”Mommy go fas'! Stawigh' wan' pawineo!” she cheers.
- >You take up a position behind the desk.
- >”Whoa, you've only got three?”
- “Yep. It's summer, the heat really kills the stray population. Even ones with owners die if they stay outside too long.”
- >”No wonder I hardly see any. I just moved out here from Virginia, they've got tons there.”
- >He walks over and looks at the fluffies. Starlight and Slate lean up to hug him.
- >”Uh...miss...”
- “Lucy, please.”
- >”Right. Why's this one so quiet?”
- >You both look at Fluffy, who's walked over to greet him, but just stands there silently.
- “Her owner reset her a lot. I mean, a lot. This is how she acts.”
- >You expect him to be repulsed like everyone else, but he scoops her up and holds her.
- >”Gif huggies,” she drones, hugging his chest.
- >”Wow. Is this as loud as she gets?”
- >You just nod in reply.
- >”New daddy! New daddy! Wan' huggies too!” Starlight cries.
- >”Does she run around a lot?”
- “Not really. I think she likes to play with blocks, and she'll nose a ball around, otherwise she's pretty stationary most of the time.”
- >”Why no gif huggies?”
- >”She still lets you know when she needs something, right?”
- “Mhm, she told me a few minutes ago she was hungry.”
- >”She's perfect. What's her name?”
- >You blink at him.
- “Actually, it's just Fluffy. I've tried giving her names, but she never seems to take them on.”
- >She looks up. ”Fwuffy am Fwuffy.”
- >He walks away from the pen. ”Good enough.”
- >”New daddy! New daddy no weave!” Starlight begins to cry.
- >”My daughter asked me for a fluffy pony. I didn't want one that was too active. She's...” he begins to look sad, “...very sickly. I just want one she can handle and hug.”
- >You frown as you gather the papers for him to sign.
- >”Nuuuu! Why no gif huggies?”
- >He signs the paperwork and pays the fee. You've got no carrier to put her in, but he doesn't seem to mind.
- >After politely thanking you, he's off with Fluffy under his arm.
- >You smile a little, but Starlight's sobbing kills that fast.
- >”W-why no wan' Stawigh', aww fwuffies fin' daddy an' mommy bu' Stawigh'...”
- >Slate hugs her as hard as his fluffy legs can. “No cwy, Swate am hewe. Gif huggies.”
- >Sigh...after reassuring her that you'll be back, you make a mad dash for food.
- >Twenty minutes later, you return.
- “Here they are!”
- >”M-mommy back...whewe aww fwiends go, why no daddy an' mommy wuv Stawigh'...”
- >Big frown. Last summer, the fluffies were sad about not having many friends, but none were as clingy as Starlight.
- >She's taking it really, really hard.
- >”Pwease gif huggies, nice hooman. Stawigh' cwy.”
- >You set the bag down and do just that.
- >After the hug, you do your best to remove the prosciutto from one of the sandwiches before letting them split it.
- >Too much meat makes their poop smell really, really bad.
- >They seem to enjoy it, although Starlight still looks sad that she didn't get picked.
- >You wile away the time by letting them watch YouTube videos.
- >Mostly of other fluffies doing dumb things.
- >Since it's just two, you let them out of the pen and allow them to run around on the floor.
- >Clacks of little hooves echo relentlessly.
- >They slide around and bump into things; the base of the long desk, the mesh pen, your legs.
- “Be careful, Starlight!”
- >After an hour, it seems her mind is finally off losing another new daddy.
- >”Wheeeeeee, wan' fwy!” she says, getting a running start.
- >Her take off attempt is interrupted by a noise from outside.
- >You look up and see a blue Mercedes park.
- >Starlight slides to a halt and scrambles for cover behind your ankles while Slate waddles over to investigate.
- >A young, clean cut man comes in. He looks rather crestfallen.
- >”Hi, I'm...oh. The sign said this was a fluffy pony shelter.”
- “It is, I just don't have many right now.”
- >He looks down at Slate, then notices Starlight waddling over.
- >”N-new daddy?” she asks hesitantly.
- >He picks her up. She squeals with joy and hugs him.
- >”Aw...aren't you a sweetheart?”
- >He explains why he's here.
- >His fluffy pony, a green unicorn named Lime, escaped while he was at work.
- >Green unicorn...that evokes another thought about Felix. You frown a little.
- >Lime got stuck in his backyard and cooked to death. Ugh, cooked.
- >He was going to get him a playmate today.
- >Instead of dropping the idea, he's going ahead and finding a new fluffy.
- >”I'd have gone to that store down the street, but it's too crowded. One of my co-workers adopted from you, said this was a nice place.”
- “I do my best. It's better than the public shelter, that's for sure.”
- >Starlight coos repeatedly as she's hugged, while Slate just smiles up at the man.
- >You tell him about each fluffy, but after you're done introducing the blue earth fluffy, it looks like he's already made up his mind.
- >Starlight asks the question she's asked so many times before.
- >”New daddy?”
- >”Yes, new daddy.”
- >She's stunned.
- >He continues holding her while dealing with the paperwork; she's still quiet.
- >”Are you okay?”
- >”Stawigh'...Stawigh' haf new daddy?”
- >”Yes, that's me.”
- >He doesn't mind the lack of a carrier either, and walks toward the door with his new fluffy.
- >”Mommy! Stawigh' haf new daddy!”
- “I see that!”
- >”...mommy no come wif?”
- >You just smile and shake your head.
- >”Bu', bu' mommy...”
- >You watch her through the windows, waving her forelegs and calling out for you.
- >”Stawigh' no wike new daddy?”
- “She will...she does.”
- >This is going to require three tissues.
- >Slate hugs your leg. “No cwy.”
- “I guess it's just you and me now. Will you be okay alone tonight?”
- >”Swate be good fwuffy. Stwong fo' he--” He stops short, slowly looking around.
- >”Swate no haf hewd now...aww go 'way. Aww haf new daddies and mommies.”
- >You pick him up and hug him, thinking of the fluffies from yesterday.
- >How you wish he was right.
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