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Aliensqueakytoy - I'm on to you.

Aliens are from space. Space is a square.
Space has 5 letters. 5 squared is 25
2+5 = 7
Toy rhymes with boy. The antonym of boy is girl. Girl = Grill. Grill = BBQ.
B is the second letter of the alphabet. Q is 17th.
2+2+17 = 21
21-7 = 14
Kids are squeaky. Kids = Skid. Cars can skid. People drive cars. Women can't drive them.
Women have 2 tits.
14-2=12
Tits are round. Like the moon. The moon is falling. Ben drowned. Ben has 3 letters.
12/3 = 4
You drown in water. Water = Ratew. Ratew is not a word. Bird is the word. Surfing bird. You surf on a board.
Chess is played on a board. Chess has SS. SS was German. Germany is home to ZG. ZG has Skype. Skype is 5 letters long.
5+4 = 9. Nine is the last number before ten. Before has 4 in it.
9x4 = 36.
3+6 = 9
Alien Squeaky Toy is 3 words.
9x3 = 27
2+7 = 10
Ben 10 could turn into Aliens. Alien is Ben 10. Alien can become Aliens. Alienception.
Alien has 5 letters. Alienception = Alien squared. 5 squared = 25
Aliens live on Mars. Mars is 3 words. 25-3 = 22
22-10 = 12
Alien "speedruns" The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. His PB is 19:46, apparently.
1+9+4 = 14
14-6 = 8

12-8 = 4
Fore is shouted in golf sometimes. Golf is a sport. Football is a sport. Americans call it soccer. Soccer sounds like sock her.
Sock her is 7 letters.
4+7 = 11
7 11 is a store. Joden den store. Jodenstone's PB is 18:18.
1+8+1+8 = 18.
18-11 = 7
7 rhymes with heaven. There are no dog's in heaven; they go to doggy heaven. Dogs in Majoras Mask attack Deku Link. Mask has 4 letters.
7 - 4... =

3.
The number of points on the illuminati triangle...


ALIENSQUEAKYTOY IS ILLUMINATI: ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
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