You enter the majestic KINOPLEX, an upscale movie theater. After getting through the xray machine you speak to the armed mecha-concierge, convincing him that you are not violating the cinema's stringent No Singles policy and you are here to meet your boyfriend: Bane, from Batman Begins. Luckily he arrives and you greet him passionately, remarking on how big of a guy he is in person. You decide to skip the pre-screening magic show and stop at the Chuck's Fuck & Suck (formerly Sneed's) concession stand to pick up some crab legs for the movie, neglecting the various autistic people and involuntary-celibates in the crowd, as Bane suddenly pulls out his huge black penis. You inquire "what did you mean by this?" while reiterating he is indeed a big guy for you. Bane's penis asks you the very same "what did you mean by this?" in a totally different voice before plunging into you, a portrait of Louis CK looking on in the background. As the enormous black penis plunges into you, you cry to the heavens "This one is for you Ted Cruz!" and, at some point, all sex comes to an abrupt halt as you and Bane scream for two minutes straight.