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  1. Chapter 1: Basic
  2.  
  3. "ALRIGHT FUCKSTICKS ON YOUR FEET! LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!"
  4. >You wake up with a start, falling out of bed and into line
  5. >The drill instructor, lovingly named killhat john, angerly power walks to you
  6. "WHAT IS YOUR NAME PUKE?"
  7. >"ANON SIR!"
  8. >He punches you in the gut, sending you to the floor
  9. "I AM NO SIR! I WORK FOR A LIVING! YOU WILL CALL ME DRILL INSTRUCTOR OR SERGEANT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND PRIVATE?"
  10. >"YES SERGEANT!"
  11. "GOOD! NOW GET IN YOUR PT GEAR, WE'RE GOING FOR A RUN."
  12. >This guy is always yelling or screaming
  13. >Must have blown his ears out doing rifle courses or some shit
  14. >Everybody gets into their PT gear (Which is some short shorts and an olive drab T-shirt)
  15. >You're first to be dressed, partially due to the days you slept in late for school
  16. >An anthro dog was having some trouble with his PT shorts
  17. >He can't seem to get it above his tail
  18. >You have an idea
  19. >"Hey, you there, try putting them on backwards."
  20. >He looks up at you and does so
  21. >It fits perfectly and he smiles a toothy smile
  22. >"Name's anon, what's yours?"
  23. >He speaks in a thick german accent
  24. "Mein name is Fredrich Halsturm. Nice to meet you."
  25. >You hold your hand out and he shakes it
  26. >The killhat comes back in and verbally assaults you for being out of line
  27. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT OF LINE PRIVATE ANON! GET THE FUCK BACK IN LINE YOU SHIT EATING FAGGOT!"
  28. >You do as you're told and you are walked out of the barracks to the middle of a field
  29. >He instructs us to get in line and we do as told
  30. >It's freezing outside right now and the killhat is in pants and a Tee
  31. "ARE YOU COLD YOU SLIMY FUCKHEADS? WE'RE GOING TO FIX THAT REAL QUICK!"
  32. >He orders us to start doing PT
  33. >After we get warmed up, we go for a run, chanting the whole way
  34.  
  35. >7 weeks later
  36. >Firing week
  37. >You take aim with your rifle and fire into the target, hitting within the margins
  38. >Not good enough
  39. >You steady your rifle and fire again
  40. >It hits the cross in the torso
  41. "HOLY HELLBENDING DOGSHIT PRIVATE YOU GOT A BULLSEYE! YOU'RE STARTING TO IMPRESS ME PRIVATE ANON!"
  42. >You steady your rifle and fire again, hitting the same hole
  43. >The killhat is about to take back his compliment when he sees the hit
  44. >It went through the same hole
  45. "Holy fucking jesus private anon! You thread the fucking needle."
  46. >He isn't screaming, meaning he's actually impressed
  47. >You hear a click and ignore it, probably being a piece of gravel or something
  48. >You steady the rifle again and squeeze the trigger
  49. >The rifle barks out 3 shots and you flinch slightly
  50. >The killhat grabs you by your collar and looks you in the eyes
  51. "WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK WAS THAT PRIVATE ANON? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF?"
  52. >He looks through the spotter scope and shuts his mouth
  53. "I take that back private. You just got a perfect grouping with that burst."
  54. "DRILL SERGEANT! THE RECRUIT WISHES TO LOOK THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS!"
  55. >He lets your lack of asking for permission to speak slide and hands you the scope
  56. >You look and the grouping is 3 shots clustered around the left (your right) lung and heart
  57. >You nearly drop it in shock
  58. >You hand the scope to the killhat and he orders a cease fire
  59. "CEASE FIRE! CEASE FIRE!"
  60. "RANGE IS COLD!"
  61. >He walks down range and rips your target off the stand
  62. >He lets out a 'HOLY DOGSHIT!' and power walks back
  63. >He grabs your rifle and breaks it down
  64. >Looking for any fairies or other magic shit
  65. "PRIVATE ANON! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS RIFLE? HOW ARE YOU HITTING TIGHT GROUPS WITH A TRAINING RIFLE?"
  66. >"DRILL INSTRUCTOR! THIS RECRUIT HAS DONE NO MODIFICATIONS TO HIS STANDARD ISSUE RIFLE!"
  67. >He puts it together and power walks back to the ammunition station
  68. >He argues with the gentleman behind the counter and grabs an older rifle without an optic on it
  69. >Oh fuck he got the defective rifle
  70. >He throws it in your arms
  71. "NOW GIVE ME A GOOD GROUPING YOU FUCKSTICK!"
  72. >You take aim and steady myself
  73. >Breath in
  74. >Breath out
  75. >BOOM
  76. >It slams into the new paper target and hits just off center
  77. >You adjust and fire again, hitting it dead center
  78. >He stands there, mouth agape
  79. >You clear and field strip the rifle to check it
  80. >Everything is slathered in grease and the rifling is almost non existant
  81. >It's an A1 model rifle that looks like it's seen better days
  82. >You put the rifle back together and present it to the killhat
  83. >He takes it back and lets out an angry grunt
  84. >He drops the rifle at the ammo station and starts yelling at the poor guy behind the counter
  85. >When he comes back, he lifts you up by your arm and drags you to the longer range portion of the range
  86. >He slaps a small target in your chest
  87. "GO SET THAT TARGET UP PRIVATE! I WANT TO SEE HOW YOUR MARKSMANSHIP HOLDS UP AT RANGE!"
  88. >"AYE DRILL SERGEANT!"
  89. >You do a jog down to the 400 yard line and wave your hands
  90. >He screams 'THAT'S GOOD!' and you hang it up
  91. >You jog back and he hands you a large weapon
  92. >A fucking M240 with an optic
  93. >You shitting me.jpg
  94. "HIT THE DIRT PRIVATE!"
  95. >You hit the dirt and open the top of the weapon
  96. >He hands you a large belt and you load the weapon with no issue
  97. "SHORT BURSTS PRIVATE ANON! NONE OF THAT SPRAY AND PRAY BULLSHIT!"
  98. >You unfold the bipod and take aim
  99. >You click the safety off and let out a short burst
  100. >2 rounds fly towards the target and slam into the target
  101. >They hit within 1 inch of each other
  102. >The killhat is sitting there with his mouth open
  103. "IT'S A MACHINE GUN PRIVATE! LIGHT THAT FUCKER UP LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!"
  104. >You take aim and squeeze the trigger, letting off 6 rounds
  105. >They fly to the target and impact within the target zone
  106. "Holy jesus private! You trying to get in my pants?"
  107. >You smirk at that and fire off another burst, all hitting the target
  108. "LET HER RIP PRIVATE! YOU HAVE ABOUT 70 ROUNDS LEFT TO FUCK THAT TARGET'S DAY!"
  109. >You steady the weapon and let it rip
  110. >RATATATATATATATATATATATATA
  111. >All rounds stay within the target as you control the beast of a weapon with difficulty
  112. >RATATATATATTATATATATATAT CLICK
  113. >"OUT!"
  114. >The barrel is steaming and the drill sergeant is staring at it
  115. "Holy christ private. You just might make a good marine some day."
  116. >You smile at that and clear the weapon
  117. >The killhat carries the M240 back to the ammo station and retrieves an older model
  118. >An M240B
  119. "THIS IS YOUR RIFLE FROM NOW ON PRIVATE ANON! YOU WILL LOVE IT AND CARE FOR IT LIKE YOU WOULD YOUR GIRLFRIEND! DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND PRIVATE ANON?"
  120. >"DRILL SERGEANT! THIS RECRUIT IS IN A RELATIONSHIP!"
  121. "WHO ARE YOU IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH PRIVATE?"
  122. >"MY RIFLE DRILL SERGEANT!"
  123. "GOOD! NOW GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE BARRACKS AND STRIP YOUR WEAPON!"
  124.  
  125. >30 minutes later in the barracks
  126. >You sit next to fredrich and teach him how to field strip his rifle
  127. "Anon, how are you so gut at shooting your rifle?"
  128. >"That's a pretty long story, do you have time?"
  129. "Ja, I do."
  130. >"Well...."
  131.  
  132. >11 years ago: Papa Anon's ranch
  133. "No anon! You need to breath out and shoot while you're breathing! Don't hold your breath."
  134. >You do as you're told and load another cartridge in the old martini henry
  135. >Breath in
  136. >Breath out
  137. >BOOM
  138. >You score a direct hit, sending the can flying in the air
  139. >Papa slaps you on the back and ruffles your hair
  140. "Nice shot son! Load another round and fire at that can all the way back there."
  141. >You adjust the sights to 500 yards and get down on your stomach
  142. >You open the breach and slide another round in
  143. >After closing the breach, you settle the sights on the barely visible can
  144. >Papa positions your arms and the rifle seems to steady itself
  145. >You hold that pose and breath in
  146. >Breath out
  147. >BOOM
  148. >It goes left an inch
  149. >You fling the breach open and slide another round in, taking the same pose as last time
  150. >Breath in
  151. >Breath out
  152. >BOOM
  153. >The can explodes into twisted scrap metal and water
  154. >Papa scoops you up and pulls you into a bear hug
  155. "That's my boy anon! You learn so fast!"
  156. >You smile and hug your papa back
  157. >He sets you down and grabs your hand, walking back to the house
  158. >While you walk back, you notice that it's gotten really late and the sun is going down
  159. >Papa starts walking faster and so do you
  160. >Papa says there's monsters outside after dark
  161. >Papa doesn't lie
  162. >When you get to the house, papa and you are almost sprinting back
  163. >It's barely light out and the tall trees block out the sun in your ranch
  164. >Before you and papa get inside, you hear a whispering and then a loud screech
  165. >Papa seems to perk up when it happens but doesn't acknowledge it
  166. >Rather, he seems to just try to unlock the door faster
  167. >You look back and see a pair of emerald green eyes in the distance
  168. >Pain and suffering
  169. >The eyes pulled you into them as you began to cry
  170. >Papa pulled you back and threw you in the house, jumping inside and locking the door
  171. >He locks the deadbolt and puts the bar in front of the door
  172. >He also closes the motorized window bars
  173. >He seems to relax a bit until someone knocks on the door
  174. >You go to answer it, maybe it's the mailman!
  175. >Papa pulls you back and grabs a shiny bullet, taking the rifle from you
  176. >He slides the round in and takes aim at the door
  177. >You run back to his bedroom and grab grandpa's old M1 garand loading a fresh clipazine in it
  178. >The knocking stopped and he relaxes a bit
  179. >After about 10 minutes of staring at the door, he walks over to the couch and pulls out the bed
  180. >You grab your stuffed deer toy and hop on the bed with papa, who's still aiming at the door
  181. >Papa gets up and closes all the curtains and blinds, completely blocking off the living room from any light
  182. >He calls you to bed and you hug your deer close
  183. >Bambi always kept you safe
  184. >You fell asleep not long after being tucked in, dreaming of running through a field full of deer
  185. >When you woke, papa was gone, leaving a note and grandpas rifle by the door, with the full supply of ammo
  186. >The note read:
  187. Dear anon,
  188. I am going out to look for your mother, as she hasn't come back yet. If I'm not back by 1:00 PM call the police and tell them there was a bear attack. Make sure to use air quotes around bear attack so they know what I mean. If they don't find me and your mother comes home, take care of her and don't go looking for me by yourself. There are things around the woods that are evil and wicked. Do not look at any green eyes in the distance and DO NOT answer the door past 7:00 PM.
  189. Love, Papa anon
  190. >You check the time and it's 11:50
  191. >After loading grandpa's rifle, you play with your stuffed deer toy and wait for an hour
  192. >Papa comes back, looking like he was mauled by a bear
  193. >He looks at you and smiles before wincing in pain
  194. >You grab the medical kit and he patches himself up
  195.  
  196. >Back in the present
  197. >"Thought my papa was dead until he pulled a miracle out of his ass. I did my best to help him and he was stable, but he only talked about it once when he was extremely drunk."
  198. "Zat's...terrifying. Vell, at least you learned to shoot! Zat's a plus."
  199. >"Thanks Fred. Hey, do you need any help with the oil? You're using a bit much."
  200. "SCHEISSE!"
  201. >He scrambles for a paper towel and wipes the excess oil from the bolt
  202. >After cleaning your machine gun, you put it back together
  203. >"DONE DRILL SERGEANT!"
  204. >He walks over to you and grabs the weapon
  205. >After function checking it, he hands it back to you
  206. "JESUS JUMPING CHRIST PRIVATE ANON! YOU JUST PUT THAT WEAPON TOGETHER WITHOUT ANY TRAINING AT ALL? HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS PRIVATE ANON? ARE YOU A DIRTY CHEATER? DO YOU HAVE THE DEUS EX MACHINA ON YOUR SIDE? ARE YOU A MARY SUE?"
  207. >You hold up the manual and open to the field stripping page
  208. >"DRILL SERGEANT! THIS RECRUIT USED THE MARINE ISSUE INSTRUCTIONS TO DISASSEMBLE AND REASSEMBLE THIS WEAPON! THIS RECRUIT FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE T DRILL SERGEANT!"
  209. >He looks at the manual and back to you
  210. "HOLY DOGSHIT A MARINE WHO FOLLOWS INSTRUCTIONS! THE REST OF YOU COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM PRIVATE ANON HERE! GET YOUR WEAPONS CLEANED AND ASSEMBLED BY LIGHTS OUT!"
  211. "AYE DRILL SERGEANT!"
  212.  
  213. Week 12: Final day of marine week
  214. >Fredrich and you have bonded so well, it's almost impossible to separate you two
  215. >But you were sitting in the middle of the barracks, awaiting assignments
  216. "Riley, 7th marines, rifleman. You're going to afghanistan."
  217. >He looks at you next
  218. "Private anon, 1st marines, machine gunner. Congrats, you're going to afghanistan."
  219. >He looks at fredrich
  220. "Private fredrich, 1st marines, Rifleman. You're off to afghanistan."
  221. >Fuck yeah
  222.  
  223. Chapter 2: In country
  224. >2 weeks after graduation day
  225. >You and fredrich are on board a C-5 galaxy on your way to afghanistan
  226. >The crew chief handed out cheap headphones so he could talk over the noise
  227. "Alright, we're doing this briefing in the air because even the airport is a hot zone. You're headed to afghanistan, to fight in a war that could mean the difference between the freedom of anthros or the oppression of them in the middle east. The folks back home have taken to calling it the 'anthro liberation war' or something akin to that. When the doors on that plane open, you get the fuck out within 5 minutes or you're going for a ride across the atlantic again. Understood?"
  228. "YES SERGEANT!"
  229. "Good, any questions."
  230. >You raise your hand
  231. >"Should we form a perimeter around the plane or the airport?"
  232. "Form one around the airport first, then you can ask for your assignments."
  233. >A red light appears and we touch down on the tarmac
  234. >The doors start opening and we see the plane still in motion
  235. >The plane screeches to a halt and the light turns green
  236. >You grab your gear and drag fredrich along with you
  237. >He was your loader and you weren't going to manhandle this thing AND it's ammo yourself
  238. >The plane is already rolling again by the time you get out and once the marines are clear, the plane raises the ramp and takes off again
  239. >When it does, the galaxy goes almost vertical, belching flares and chaff as a missile streaks behind it
  240. >You don't stop to admire it, however, as you needed to get to the perimeter
  241. >Fredrich and the rest of your platoon followed as you ran towards the entrance to the airport
  242. >There was gun fire and one of the bunkers had an empty tripod on it
  243. >Jackpot
  244. >You and fredrich set the M240B on the tripod and load it with tracer rounds
  245. >After you get the weapon loaded, you start letting off bursts about 300 yards out
  246. >"FRED! GET YOUR GLASSES OUT AND TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT WE'RE SHOOTING!"
  247. >He continues to feed your machine gun as he looks through his binoculars
  248. "ARE ZOSE GOOTS?"
  249. >Goats?
  250. >You stop firing and take a look for yourself
  251. >Sure enough, there were goats in the distance holding weapons and taking potshots at your new checkpoint
  252. >Aren't we here to free the anthros?
  253. >You put the binoculars back in his pouch and flip up your sight, setting it for 300 yards
  254. >Once set, you lock the gun into a fixed elevation and start firing bursts down range at the goats
  255. >Your platoon have taken cover behind the sandbags making up the bunker, laying down fire at the attackers
  256. >The platoon sergeant loads a 40 mike mike and asks for range
  257. >"300 YARDS SARGE!"
  258. >He adjusts the rifle and sets it down like a mortar
  259. >He fires it and you watch as the 40 mil gets smaller and smaller
  260. >It lands on the goat's position, completely demolishing the small hut they were firing from
  261. >The M240 gunner to your right is firing wildly, obviously not having any training on the weapon whatsoever
  262. >God damn army faggots
  263. >Fredrich is looking through the binoculars again
  264. "ZERE ARE TWO RUNNING TOWARDS US! 250 YARDS UND CLOSING!"
  265. >You adjust the tripod and let out a small burst, felling one of the goats
  266. >The other, a man in a bunch of towels, fired wildly at your bunker
  267. >One of the rounds slams into the gas regulator for your machine gun
  268. >You didn't notice until it started firing faster and recoiling harder
  269. >It went from RATATATATATAT to BRRTBRRTBRRT in about a half a second flat
  270. >This sent 15 rounds streaming at the man, tearing him in half from the shear force of over a dozen 7.62 rounds hitting him at once
  271. >The marksman picked off the remaining hadji and the only sounds heard were the sounds of aircraft landing and taking off
  272. >After the fighting is over, you unhook the machine gun from the tripod and inspect it
  273. >The barrel was steaming and you saw an AK round stuck in the gas regulator
  274. >You grabbed your leatherman and dug the bullet out of the poor machine gun and let it fall to the floor
  275. >"Fuck, gonna need a new gas tube."
  276. >You unload the weapon and set it on the tripod to cool off
  277. >A first lieutenant comes stomping over, obviously in a bad mood
  278. "WHO THE FUCK ORDERED YOU TO OPEN FIRE? WHY DID YOU OPEN FIRE ON UNARMED CIVILIANS?"
  279. >He's a gruff looking wolf
  280. >Oh god it's captain america
  281. >You raise your hand, deciding to take one for the team
  282. >"SIR, I ORDERED THE SQUAD TO OPEN FIRE! THEY BEGAN FIRING AT MY MEN AND I TOOK ACTION, RETURNING FIRE!"
  283. >You grab the AK bullet that was lodged in your gas plug
  284. >He looks it over and growls
  285. >Fredrich growls back but you stop him from going forward
  286. >"Not worth it."
  287. "WHAT IS YOUR NAME PRIVATE?"
  288. >"PRIVATE FIRST CLASS ANON SIR!"
  289. "THEN PRIVATE, YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR WEAPON REPAIRED AND REPORT TO MY OFFICE FOR PUNISHMENT!"
  290. >Fuck
  291.  
  292. >Lt.'s office about 15 minutes later
  293. "How long you been in country son?"
  294. >"In country? What's that mean sir?"
  295. >He looks at you funny and then snaps to a look of understanding
  296. "You must be one of the new recruits here to take the place of the 5th that got hammered."
  297. >"Yes sir."
  298. "So tell me, Private anon, tell me why you would open fire on unarmed civilians."
  299. >You feel confused
  300. >"Sir, I believe they were in fact armed, due to the fact they were firing on your men in the checkpoint. One of your 240 gunners abandoned his post, which we took over and began to return fire on the hostile elements. The marines opened fire as soon as I gave the order sir."
  301. >He looks at you and smirks
  302. "I don't buy it."
  303. >"Well what do you want me to say sir? That I should have just sat there and waited for even more backup? With all due respect, your forces at the checkpoint couldn't hit the broadside of a barn from inside the barn. They had absolutely no idea how to properly fire the weapon and just emptied belt after belt into nothingness. I don't feel I was in the wrong to take out the threats before they became a bigger threat."
  304. "Were they anthros?"
  305. >"Yes sir, most of them were anthro goats of some description. I held fire until the fired at us, just like the briefing said."
  306. >He is about to say something when Fredrich comes in huffing and puffing
  307. "ZEY ARE BACK MEIN FREUND!"
  308. >Almost on cue, mortar fire started falling on the base
  309. "GET TO THE CHECKPOINT AND KEEP YOUR HEADS DOWN! I DON'T WANT ANYMORE DEAD SOLDIERS TODAY!"
  310. >You nod and haul ass to the barracks
  311. >You grab your gear and put on your carrier rig
  312. >After you grab some boxes of ammo, you run to the M240 that Fred has already set up
  313. >It's the afternoon and he's already loaded the weapon
  314. >You mount it
  315. >"What's the range?"
  316. "About 900 yards."
  317. >Fuck
  318. >You sight the weapon in and adjust the tripod
  319. >You see the marksman up on the control tower
  320. >"Sarge. Does our marksman have the range for the shot?"
  321. "Yeah, they're just in range of the M25."
  322. >"Can you tell him to open up when I fire? Going to drive them to a position he can pick them off in."
  323. "Sure thing anon."
  324. >He pulls out his radio and relays the info you gave him
  325. >The marksman gives a thumbs up in response
  326. >You waited for them to get closer as mortar fire pounded the base
  327. >You hear a crash and thud as something falls through the roof
  328. >You look down to see a fucking dud round at your feet
  329. >Lucky me
  330. >You grab it out of the ground and go out to the front gate
  331. >You start spinning and do a discus throw and the mortar round goes sailing into the desert
  332. >Before detonating on impact
  333. >You go back to your bunker and watch the hadjis
  334. >They continue walking and you open fire when they hit 700 yards
  335. >Well within the M25's point target range
  336. >The sound of machine gun fire echoed throughout the desert as you continued to fire bursts at the unlucky sand men
  337. >They returned fire in the general direction but they don't have the range to put down fire on your squad
  338. >They attempt to find cover, but the M25 starts picking them off as they sit behind cover
  339. >The cheeky fucks start stacking the bricks to block his fire
  340. >Not on your watch
  341. >You dial in your weapon and pat Fred on the shoulder
  342. >He nods and you let the weapon rip
  343. >A hail of 7.62x51mm nato brand freedom tore threw the air towards the shitty cover
  344. >It started to disintegrate their cover and the goat fuckers behind it
  345. >Your belt ran dry and he grabs a new one, loading it in the gun
  346. "UP!"
  347. >You continue to destroy the shitty cover with full automatic fire until it's all but destroyed
  348. >The marksman radios back that he can't see any more activity behind the walls and you hold your fire
  349. >Mortar rounds are still going off around you as you wait for the dust around the walls to clear
  350. >When it does, there's nothing
  351. >Only blood and dust remains
  352. >And a few scattered limbs
  353. >You see the marksman lose his lunch at the sight and said lunch lands directly on an officer's head
  354. >You snort out a laugh and continue to watch for movement
  355. >Nothing
  356. >The mortar rounds have stopped and you can finally relax
  357. >The whole firefight lasted about 2 hours and you had expended about 300 rounds of ammo
  358. >All in all a good day's work
  359. >After cunfuckulating with the barrel, you swap it out for a fresh one and detach it from the tripod
  360. >"You wanna carry this thing around Fred? Or are you fine with it being on a bipod?"
  361. "Bipod please."
  362. >You nod and grab a box of ammo for later
  363. >"Hey sarge, you think we could go on a search party for those mortars?"
  364. "Only one way to find out."
  365.  
  366. >About 30 minutes later
  367. >Your sergeant walks back with a smug look on his face
  368. >"What'd he say?"
  369. "We're go to launch a counter offensive into the village. He says that anybody, anthro and human, with a weapon is considered hostile. We can engage at any time, but we don't have to. I'd say the ROE is give women, children, and elderly a chance to put the weapon down."
  370. >You nod and grab the 240
  371. "Oh and anon."
  372. >"Yeah?"
  373. "You're leading this attack corporal."
  374. >"Corporal? What?"
  375. "The Lt. was so impressed with your ability to coordinate an effective defense that he gave you a promotion to corporal. He says you would have gone straight to sergeant, but there's too much red tape nowadays."
  376. >You smile
  377. >A bigger paycheck is always welcome
  378. "You're also going to be leading 2 other men in your new fire team."
  379. >"Wait what? I can't lead anybody! I don't even know how! I'm not an NCO!"
  380. "That's not what I saw half an hour ago."
  381. >You were about to retort when you thought a bit
  382. >You did kind of take charge of the situation
  383. >But that's different! You're just a bit of a control freak and everyone just listened for some reason
  384. >Your train of thought is interrupted by your sergeant
  385. "Anon, the rest of your fire team is waiting in the barracks, your fire team's name is Foxhound."
  386. >Foxhound
  387. >It sounds vaguely familiar, but you brush it off
  388. >"Thanks sarge, I'll go meet with the rest of the team."
  389. >You and Fredrich walk over to the barracks to meet the rest of your fire team
  390. >You discover why it's named Foxhound
  391. >2 anthro foxes were almost tripping over themselves to get their gear on
  392. >One of them spots you and stands at attention
  393. >What the fuck?
  394. >The other quickly follows suit
  395. >Double what the fuck
  396. "SIR! PRIVATE AUSTIN AND PRIVATE WILSON REPORTING!"
  397. >He gives you a crisp salute
  398. >"Put your fucking hands down boys, I'm not an officer. I'm your fire team leader and I came to check if you were mission ready."
  399. >They shrank away at hearing you weren't an officer and their ears folded back
  400. "S-sorry, we're fresh out of bootcamp."
  401. >"What the hell kind of drill instructor teaches you to salute an NCO?"
  402. "Anon, I think zhey are army."
  403. >Maximum what the fuck achieved
  404. >"Alright, I really don't give a rats ass about any of that. Are you riflemen or do you have different roles?"
  405. "I'm a snipe-OOF!"
  406. "He's a designated marksman who gives himself too much credit."
  407. >You shake your head
  408. "I'm his spotter. Well a grenadier, but I spot for him when I'm not shooting shit. Name's Wilson, and that jittery fuck is Austin."
  409. >You look over in time to see Austin drop his rifle and pick it back up in a hurry
  410. >God dammit
  411. >"Well, let's go and ask what we're going to use to get to town. I'm sure as hell not walking 5 miles to kill some goat fuckers."
  412. >The 2 foxes perk up at this and you turn around to head out
  413. >Sarge is standing there trying to hold in a laugh
  414. >"Sarge, I met the rest of my team. Are we requisitioning some transport into the town?"
  415. "Yeah anon, follow me and I'll show you our rides."
  416. >You follow sarge and he leads you to a monstrosity on wheels
  417. >It looks like a mack truck had hot sweaty dumpster sex with an APC and a minesweeper got in on the action half way through
  418. >A fucking MRAP
  419. >Rather, MRAPs
  420. >There were 4 of them waiting in the vehicle bay
  421. "These are our chariots gentlemen."
  422. >You were hoping for a humvee
  423. >Humvees are fucking rad
  424. >But a Cougar H works as well
  425. >They had frag 6 kits and 50 caliber machine guns in the turret
  426. >Nice
  427. >"So which one am I driving?"
  428. "The one in the rear."
  429. >You look over and are incredibly disappointed
  430. >It looks like it ran over a mine
  431. >Or three
  432. >Your team followed as you went to inspect your new vehicle for serious damage
  433. >After looking over it for a few minutes, you hop inside and accidentally sit on the keys
  434. >Once you fish them out from under your ass, you stick the key in the lockout and flip the switch upwards to start it
  435. >The engine protests but after cranking for a solid 15 seconds, it belches smoke and roars to life
  436. >At least it starts and runs
  437. >While you were inspecting your vehicle, the rest of your squad already mounted up
  438. >You wave your team into the MRAP and they look at you expectantly
  439. >"WHAT? DO YOU FUCKS NOT KNOW HOW DOORS WORK?"
  440. >Fredrich runs over to the passengers side and climbs onto the gun, while Austin and Wilson open the back and get in the rear
  441. >Once inside, they latched their seatbelts and you slam the gear knob into drive
  442. >The convoy is already ahead of you
  443. >Fuck
  444. >You step on the gas and smoke spews from the exhaust as you accelerate your freight car of a vehicle
  445. >You follow your squad as they go past the checkpoint
  446. >Well, guess you're in country now
  447.  
  448. Chapter 3: Leadership
  449. >After about a 10 minute drive, you're at the town suspected of having mortars
  450. >There's a shitty roadblock set up by the Afghans
  451. >Dammit
  452. >You're about to radio it in when the lead vehicle decides that it's not waiting for you
  453. >When it's half way over the roadblock, an IED goes off
  454. >This tosses the MRAP about a foot in the air, ruining it's wheels
  455. >It seems the Mine Resistant part of MRAP holds true
  456. >Fredrich swivels the MG around to scan for targets while you get on the radio
  457. >"Echo, this is Foxhound, are you alright?"
  458. >Coughing sounds on the radio as your sergeant responds
  459. "This is Echo, fuckers tried to blow up our fucking MRAP. Attempting to move out of your way."
  460. >Echo's vehicle begins spinning it's ruined wheels and is barely able to make it off the roadblock before all the rubber is ripped from the rims
  461. "This is Echo, we might need to bum a ride from you foxhound."
  462. >"We got your back echo. Opening the rear now."
  463. >Fredrich racks the bolt back on the M2 and covers Echo as they retreat to your MRAP
  464. >When Echo team enters the rear of your MRAP, Wilson closes the door and they click on their seat belts
  465. >"How you doing sarge?"
  466. "Not too shabby, considering I just took a blast from a fucking mine. How're you anon?"
  467. >You're about to reply when Fredrich starts firing at something at something in the town
  468. >An MRAP in front of you takes a hit from an RPG and is disabled
  469. >The crew bails as it catches fire and heads for a ditch
  470. "CONTACTS MEIN FREUND!"
  471. >Oh fuck this
  472. >You click the gear shifter into drive and turn to the left
  473. "Anon! What the hell are you doing?"
  474. >"IMPROVISING!"
  475. >You slam the gas pedal to the floor and go off road
  476. >You see an RPG round skim off the hood of your MRAP with a loud 'BONG'
  477. >"HOLY FUCK! FRED, YOU NEED TO KEEP THOSE GOAT FUCKERS PINNED! YOU SIX!"
  478. >You point to the 6 men in the back
  479. >"USE YOUR FUCKING FIRING PORTS AND LIGHT THEM THE FUCK UP! I DON'T WANNA END UP IN A CLOSED CASKET!"
  480. >They follow your orders and you keep accelerating
  481. >The ground is very uneven and you hear bullets pinging off the right side of your MRAP
  482. >You get on the radio
  483. >"CHARLIE! GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE ROAD AND FOLLOW ME! I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DIE I'LL KILL YOU!"
  484. "We got you anon!"
  485. >You turn just in time to see a goat wielding an RPG stare you down through his irons
  486. >OH SHIT
  487. >You veer hard right, just as the goat fires
  488. >The rocket misses you by inches
  489. >You straighten the wheel up and the crew on the left side do a drive by of the poor goat
  490. >You see an entrance into the town and slam on your brakes
  491. >The ABS buzzes to life and the crew who weren't fastened in slam into the back of your seat
  492. >You put the power down and frantically turn the wheel to the right to make the turn
  493. >The rear loses grip and you begin to drift
  494. >In the immortal words of Hamlet
  495. >O fuck (Exit Hamlet)
  496. >You let the wheel spin to the left and correct for the spin
  497. >You straighten the MRAP out and gun it for a tall building
  498. >You realize you just drifted
  499. >In a fucking MRAP
  500. >When you reach the building, you pull the air brake button and the MRAP skids to a halt
  501. >The crew throw the door open and you grab your M240 and a can of ammo
  502. >When you open the MRAP door on your side, it gets lit up with AK fire
  503. >Deciding to be not retarded, you load your M240 inside the MRAP and click the box into place on the side
  504. >You rest the weapon on the top of the MRAP door and use it as a makeshift shield
  505. >3 anthros cross the street and 2 men open fire on you
  506. >You send a burst of 7.62 real fuckin NATO their way and they crumple to the ground
  507. >You pick your M240 off the door and use the carry handle to hip fire the weapon
  508. >You hear pops from the other side of the MRAP as half your squad opens fire
  509. >You see an RPG team peek out from an alleyway and spray in their direction
  510. >The rounds don't hit there mark, but spook the RPG team enough to donk their shot
  511. >You get into a kneeling position and use the bipod as a makeshift foregrip
  512. >When they poke back out again, you fire a burst, killing the RPG wielding goat almost immediately
  513. >His buddy goes to pick up the RPG, but you light him up too
  514. >Your squad is busy handling more hadjis that you can't see while Fredrich is laughing like a maniac on his MG
  515. "GET SOME YOU SHTUPID GOOT FAHKERS! AHAHAHAHA!"
  516. >Holy shit Fred is fucking insane
  517. >You get on your radio
  518. >"CHARLIE THIS IS FOXHOUND! GET YOUR STUPID ASS OVER HERE SO WE CAN DESTROY THIS MORTAR AND LEAVE!"
  519. >You finish the transmission and hear a turbo spool behind you
  520. >You're shitting me
  521. >The left front wheel on the MRAP is shot to shit and they're barreling down the road
  522. >Towards you
  523. >OH FUCK
  524. >You toss your weapon under the MRAP and hit the dirt
  525. >Charlie's MRAP streaks above you and the M2 on top opens up on the poor dumb sand niggers
  526. >The rear doors are open and Charlie's passengers are waiting for the MRAP to halt
  527. >The air brakes are pulled and Charlie jumps out the back, opening fire with SAWs and M16s
  528. >The remaining forces on that street are destroyed within a minute of Charlie joining in
  529. >After the intense firefight subsides, you grab your M240 and regroup with your squad
  530. >"Alright guys, I'll take my fireteam and search this area here."
  531. >You point to the center of the town on your map and point to another open area as well
  532. >"Echo will search this area and Charlie will search the rooftops. Any questions?"
  533. >A tiger marine pipes up
  534. "Who left you in charge?"
  535. >"I did. Because all my life, when I want to get something done, it gets done. Sarge has seen potential in me and I don't see him proposing a different plan. You know why? Because this is the best plan that we can think of right now. So shut the fuck up and get back in line marine."
  536. >He growls a bit but ultimately falls in line
  537. >"Alright, Foxhound, Echo, Charlie, move out!"
  538. >Charlie and Echo Sprinted off towards their objectives while your fire team follows you to the center of the town
  539. >You look over your shoulder
  540. >"Austin, see if you can get on the roof. You could try an-"
  541. >FOOMP
  542. >"Never mind, I think we got 'em."
  543. >Your team makes their way towards the direction of mortar fire
  544. >When you get to the center of the town, you see it
  545. >7 mortars and 12 hadjis guarding the mortar crews
  546. >You get on your radio and turn the volume down
  547. >You whisper
  548. >"Echo, Charlie, this is Foxhound, we have located the enemy in the center of the town. How copy?"
  549. "This is Echo, solid copy. Oscar Mike."
  550. "This is Charlie, we copy. On our way."
  551. >You spot a ladder up to a roof on one of the adobe houses
  552. >"Foxhound, on me. We're going to that roof."
  553. >They follow you as you scale the ladder with your M240 on your back
  554. >You unfold the bipod and load a belt into your weapon
  555. >Fred goes to your side and gets ready to feed the weapon
  556. >You get on the radio and whisper again
  557. >"This is Foxhound to all fire teams, get on the huts and wait for my signal."
  558. >They both click their mics on and off to signal they copy
  559. >About a minute later, the fire teams reached the roofs and gave you the all clear
  560. >Show time
  561. >You rack the bolt back on your M240
  562. >"OPEN FIRE!"
  563. >Your squad opens fire from different angles and the mortar teams are wiped out in seconds
  564. >The hadjis look around to see where the fire is coming from and start firing wildly
  565. >Your squad makes quick work of them
  566. >After you give a cease fire order, you get on the radio
  567. >"All fire teams report back to the MRAPs for egress back to base. Foxhound is going to neutralize the mortars and go back last
  568. "Roger foxhound, over and out."
  569. >You wrap the remaining belt around the M240 and walk over to the ladder
  570. >You slide down and so does your fire team
  571. >When you get down, you turn and speak
  572. >"Anybody got explosives?"
  573. >Wilson raises his hand
  574. >Paw?
  575. >Fuck it, it's a hand now
  576. "I have some 40 mil grenades that I could use to blow the mortar rounds."
  577. >"Good, Austin, get back on the roof and provide overwatch. Fred, go up there and keep Austin covered. Wilson and I will stay down here and prep the mortars for demolition. Let's do this!"
  578. >You and Wilson jog over to the mortars and set up the rounds around them
  579. >You collect the mortars and throw them in a pile as Wilson finished up putting the rounds in the same pile
  580. >He gives you a thumbs up and you run back to the hadji hut
  581. >He runs back too
  582. >"TAKE COVER! FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
  583. >Your fire team takes cover and Wilson fires a 40 mike mike at the mortar pile
  584. >He dives to cover just as the mortar pile explodes
  585. >Dirt and debris fly in the air and you get your squad up and ready to go
  586. >All that's left of the mortar pile is some scattered scrap metal
  587. >After about a minute jog, you reach the MRAP with Echo inside
  588. "Forgot to lock the door anon!"
  589. >Fuck I did
  590. >"You just ruined the bait car sarge!"
  591. >He chuckles as you climb in with the rest of your team
  592. >You start the MRAP and back out, heading back to the airfield
  593.  
  594. Chapter 4: R&R
  595. >Your MRAP is sputtering and wheezing as the engine struggled to pull the multi-ton beast
  596. >A piece of shrapnel made it through the radiator cover and punched a hole straight through
  597. >The gasket blew about half a mile from the airport and the engine is barely functioning
  598. >When you reach the checkpoint, you click the gear selector into neutral and hold down the gas to keep the engine running
  599. >The guards at the gate let you through as you're forced to shift into drive at max RPM
  600. >The MRAP lurches forward, on the verge of stalling
  601. >When you got inside the maintenance garage, the engine sputtered and died
  602. >Echo team was giving each other high fives and hugs
  603. >Your team was asleep or about to fall asleep
  604. >God dammit
  605. >You shake Fredrich awake and whistle at the foxes
  606. "Vat? I vas hafing ze most amazing dream komerade."
  607. >"Get up and go to the barracks. You can sleep there until sunrise."
  608. "Ja, got it."
  609. >"You two. Get up!"
  610. >They both wake with a start and fumble with their rifles
  611. "We back already?"
  612. >"Get your weapons sorted and head to the barracks. If I see one more failure to fire I'm going to take those rifles and you won't get them back for a week. Got that?"
  613. "Yes corporal."
  614. >"Good, now go clean your rifles! I don't want to see a single black spec on any of them!"
  615. >They rush out the back of the MRAP and you're left alone
  616. >Might as well pop the hood and check it out
  617. >You open your door and unlatch the MRAP's hood latches
  618. >When you open it up, you almost drop it
  619. >A 50 caliber hole was in the side of the crank case and shrapnel had completely shredded the cooling fan
  620. >It's a miracle it made it back to base
  621. >You let the hood slam closed and hop down off the MRAP
  622. >Sarge is standing there waiting
  623. >"Hey sarge, what's up?"
  624. "You did a damn fine job leading these men Anon. You may think that you're not fit to lead, but I can see that you're a natural. Stop by the Lieutenant's office when you can. He says he needs to talk to you within 4 days."
  625. >"Got it sarge."
  626. >You decide that meeting the Lieutenant can wait, and that you're tired as well from lugging an M240 all day
  627. >When you reach the barracks, you hear yelling from inside
  628. >You pick up the pace and fling the door open
  629. >Your fire team is being harassed by a bunch of air force faggots
  630. "You stupid fucking animals wouldn't know the difference between a bolt carrier and a barrel if it hit you on the head!"
  631. "Yeah! Strip your weapon you furry bastard!"
  632. >Austin is in tears, desperately fumbling with his M25 in an attempt to strip the weapon
  633. >One of the chair force asshats kicks the rifle away just as Austin gets the trigger group out
  634. >They point an laugh like school yard bullies...
  635.  
  636. >10 years earlier: Playground
  637. >You're so excited that papa decided to let you bring your stuffed deer to school!
  638. >Bambi always loves making new friends
  639. >As soon as the recess bell rang, you made a beeline for the playground
  640. >Your friend was going to be so impressed
  641. >At least, he would have if Seth wasn't there
  642. >He was waiting outside the door for you and blocked your path
  643. >Seth stood over a head higher than you and he had that same grin he always did
  644. "Whatcha got there nerd?"
  645. >"I got my deer friend Bambi to play with me!"
  646. "HAHA! Are you 5 or something? Gimme that!"
  647. >He snatches your stuffed deer from your hands and dangles it out of reach
  648. >"HEY! Give it back!"
  649. "Anon's a baaaaby!"
  650. >"NO I'M NOT! GIVE MY BAMBI BACK!"
  651. "Not until you beg."
  652. >"Please give me back Bambi!"
  653. "Fine, here ya go!"
  654. >He tosses your deer on the roof of the school and starts to laugh
  655. >You feel tears begin to form as you try to hide your face
  656. "Aw, is baby gunna cry?"
  657. >"N-NO! I JUST GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE!"
  658. >You run to the playground crying and find a teacher to get your deer
  659. "Anon! What happened?"
  660. >You didn't want to tell the teacher
  661. >Every time you did, seth beat you up and papa yelled at you for being a sissy
  662. >"I-I threw my toy too hard and it landed on the r-roof."
  663. "Are you sure anon? If something's wrong I-"
  664. >"I'm fine!"
  665. >The teacher cocks her head and then gets Bambi
  666. >You take bambi and run back inside
  667. >You don't want to play anymore
  668.  
  669. >Present day: Afghanistan
  670. >Your anger and frustration boils over as these fuckwads hit your biggest nerve
  671. >"HEY!"
  672. >They reel around and you see they're barely airmen
  673. >Their eyes widen when you stomp towards them
  674. >"Who the fuck do you think you are? Some playground chad who thinks he can pick on people smaller than him?"
  675. >You're less than an inch from his face when you speak
  676. >"DO YOU THINK HE IS INFERIOR TO YOU DESK BOY? DO YOU THINK MY MEN ARE INFERIOR BECAUSE THEY ARE SHORTER AND FLUFFY? DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD TO BULLY FELLOW SERVICEMEN? WHAT SIDE ARE YOU ON AIRMAN?"
  677. "H-hey I don't have to take thi-"
  678. >You grab his neck and stop him mid stride
  679. >"My men shouldn't have to take this either."
  680. >You squeeze his neck and he begins sputtering and choking
  681. >"Now I'll ask you again."
  682. >You squeeze harder
  683. >"What side are you on airman?"
  684. >Venom drips from your voice as your barely contained rage threatens to break free
  685. "GHK YOURS AHGK CORPORAL!"
  686. >You scream into his ear
  687. >"THEN STOP PICKING ON MY MARINES AIRMAN!"
  688. >You toss him towards the door
  689. >He stumbles and falls on his ass
  690. >"Go back to your desk and do some paperwork you fucking POG."
  691. >He tries to stammer something out, but you put your finger up to stop him
  692. >"Say one more thing and I think my sidearm will have an unfortunate misfire into your skull."
  693. >You reach for your weapon
  694. >Before you can bring it out, they're already scurrying out the door
  695. >Fucking chairforce
  696. >You close the door and lock the holster for your 1911
  697. >When you turn around, you see Austin in a fetal position, sobbing
  698. >You walk up to him and put a hand on his shoulder
  699. >"Austin, what'd they do before I got in here?"
  700. >He lets his legs down and reveals that his tail is tucked and his ears are flat against his head
  701. "Th-they w-were walking by wh-when I d-dropped my rifle! Th-they came over and started l-laughing at m-me while I tried to p-pick it up. Fred w-was in the sh-shower when I was c-cleaning my rifle!"
  702. >The door to the barracks flies open and the Lt. walks in
  703. "WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT? I SEE AN AIRMAN WITH A BRUISED NECK WALK INTO MY OFFICE YELLING ABOU-"
  704. >You stand to your full height and the Lieutenant stops mid sentence
  705. >You walk over and grab him by the collar of his uniform
  706. "WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ARE YOU DOING CORPORAL ANON? DO YOU WANT TO GET A SECTION 8? DO YOU WANT TO GO TO PRISON FOR INSUBORDINATION?"
  707. >You kick the door to the security office down and throw the Lt. into a chair
  708. "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CORP-"
  709. >"SHUT THE HELL UP AND WATCH THIS SIR!"
  710. >You slam your fist on the pay button and the recording plays of the airmen harassing Austin
  711. >The Lt. isn't angry anymore, but intrigued
  712. >The video shows you flinging the door open and standing there for a moment before contorting your face in pure rage
  713. >It shows you screaming at the airman, choking him, and throwing him to the door
  714. >"I will not allow my men to be picked on by some fucking POG in an office chair. I don't care about the rank, the branch, or the consequences, I will not allow anything to happen to these men under my command. If you have a problem with me defending my own, then you'll have to court marshal me."
  715. >You hold your arms outstretched and wait for the cuffs
  716. >But they never came
  717. >Instead the Lt. sighs and rubs his nose
  718. >"Look, I didn't have the full picture before I came and yelled at you. I'm sorry corporal. Also, about the thing I wanted to ask you."
  719. >You put your arms down
  720. >"I'm impressed by your work in the field today. I'm giving you command of your sergeant's squad and promoting you to staff sergeant."
  721. >Your eyes go wide
  722. >2 promotions in 1 day?
  723. >You're on a roll
  724. >He hands you a small box with your new chevrons
  725. >You take them and give him a salute
  726. >He salutes back
  727. >"You're dismissed corp- staff sergeant."
  728. >You turn around and walk out
  729. >When you get back to your barracks, fredrich is asleep and the foxes are assembling there rifles
  730. >When they get them assembled, they bring them to you for inspection
  731. >After inspecting their weapons, you allow them to sleep
  732. >You break out the sewing kit and start sewing your chevrons to your shirt
  733.  
  734. >Chapter 5: Special delivery
  735. >It's been about 2 weeks since the airman incident
  736. >You were promoted to Gunnery Sergeant and given command of Sarge's squad
  737. >He was now your subordinate and gave you a mock salute every time you entered the barracks
  738. >You hated people saluting you
  739. >You worked for a living
  740. >The Lt. said that your squad was getting a delivery via C-5 galaxy
  741. >Wonder what it is
  742. >3 hours later
  743. >The C-5 was coming in for landing and you waited by the usual stopping point
  744. >The Galaxy blasted past you, screeching it's tires the whole way
  745. >Oh fuck it's heavy
  746. >You run down the runway and see the galaxy stop just before the runway ends
  747. >When you reach the Galaxy, it starts to reverse to a taxiway
  748. >God dammit
  749. >You run back to the hangar where shit usually gets unloaded
  750. >The smart thing to do would have been to wait there all along
  751. >When you reach the Galaxy again, it's nose is already opening and it's ramps extending
  752. >You walk over, panting and out of breath
  753. >When you look inside, your jaw drops
  754. >A fucking M1A2 TUSK Abrams
  755. >Wait, make that 2
  756. >When they backed out of the plane, the Galaxy's tires were visibly less stressed
  757. >You looked back to the galaxy to see your squad cheering
  758. >Not at the tanks, but the crew
  759. >What the fuck?
  760. >They were anthros
  761. >Wait, WHAT THE FUCK?
  762. >FEMALE ANTHROS?
  763. >ON YOUR BATTLEFIELD?
  764. >You autistic screech internally until one of them sees you glaring at them
  765. >She's a snow leopard anthro with a tankers helm and uniform
  766. >She walks up to you and glares back at you
  767. >She's a head shorter than you
  768. >Holy shit she's trying to be intimidating
  769. >It's so cute
  770. "You got a problem with us stranger?"
  771. >Oh my god she sounds adorable
  772. >You look at her and she's a corporal
  773. >"N-no I don't miss. I was just wondering who fucked up and put a female in a combat role. We're fighting to protect you not to fight with you."
  774. >She gets visibly angry at this and throws a punch at your head
  775. >You catch her arm mid swing and she tries hitting you with her free arm
  776. >You catch it as well
  777. >She attempts to struggle away and you keep her arms secure
  778. >She's surprisingly strong for her size, but not nearly as strong as you
  779. >"This is why men take up combat rolls sweetie. Females just aren't as muscular as me-"
  780. >You feel a sharp pain in your groin and look down
  781. >She just kicked you in the balls
  782. >You look back at her and to your balls again, mouth agape
  783. >Your groin guard being the only thing saving your family jewels
  784. >"D-did you just kick my balls?"
  785. "Yeah! You're not letting me go you meathead! Let me go!"
  786. >You let her arms go and she slaps you
  787. >With her claws out
  788. >"OW FUCK!"
  789. >She puts her hand over her mouth
  790. "OhmygoshI'msosorryIdidn'tmeantocutyouIwasjustso-"
  791. >You chuckle and begin to laugh
  792. >"You know what, I take it back. You can stay miss-"
  793. >She looks at you surprised
  794. "Adison. Julie Adison. A-are you sure you're not mad at me? I mean, I hit you pretty hard and-"
  795. >You put a finger over her lips
  796. >"Shhhh. It's fine. I was just worried you might be an easy capture. The locals here are a bit... hostile to anthros."
  797. >You feel the blood dripping off your face
  798. >Fuck that shit stings
  799. >You gotta be tough for the lady
  800. >She grabs your arm and drags you
  801. "Let me take you to the med center mister-"
  802. >Your turn to introduce yourself
  803. >"Anon."
  804. "That's it? Anon?"
  805. >"Yep."
  806. >She rolls her eyes and keeps dragging you to the building with a big red cross on it
  807. >When you reach the building, the nurse gasps at you and grabs some quikclot gauze
  808. >She rips the package open and tapes the gauze to your face
  809. >Shit burns like a motherfucker
  810. >You wince and the nurse speaks
  811. "Sorry anon!"
  812. >"It's fine Nancy. I've felt worse."
  813. >Kidney stones are no joke man
  814. >After about 10 seconds, she replaces the quikclot bandage with a regular one
  815. >The bleeding has already stopped and she tapes the gauze pad to your face
  816. >Hope this shit doesn't scar
  817. >You feel your arm go numb and see Julie attached to your arm
  818. >"My arm isn't getting any blood flow."
  819. "Oops! Sorry."
  820. >The snow leopard attached to your arm now releases you and her ears go flat
  821. >Holy fuck that's cute
  822. >You clear your throat and take her by the hand
  823. >"You part of Foxhound squad?"
  824. >You renamed the squad from bravo to Foxhound to piss off that faggot airman
  825. "Yeah, how'd you know?"
  826. >"I'm the squad leader. Let me take you to the barracks."
  827. >Her ears go even flatter as she buries her face in her fluffy hand
  828. >"Hey, it's fine. I'm not gonna write you up or anything."
  829. >Her ears pop back up and she takes her hand away
  830. >You get up and it's your turn to drag her along
  831. >When you get to your squads barracks, they all wave at you
  832. >When they see who you're dragging along they perk up
  833. >"I know what you're thinking, and no. You're not getting any tonight. She's a part of the squad now."
  834. >They all let out a collective grumble
  835. >"I don't wanna hear it. Keep your hands off her or she has my permission to kick your asses."
  836. >You point to your now slightly bloody gauze pad
  837. >They understand immediately and go back to doing what they were doing
  838. >She mouths a thanks and you let her go
  839. >"Now if you'll follow me miss Adison, I'll show you the luxurious barracks we call home."
  840. >You give her a tour of the small half cylinder barracks you shared with your squad
  841. >They said you could sleep in the NCO barracks, but that didn't seem fair
  842. >Her bed was your old bed
  843. >The one right in the front by the window
  844. >You were going to sleep next to her so the grunts wouldn't get handsy
  845. >The rest of her crew would sleep to your left, blocked off by fredrich
  846. >He was the only one you trusted to keep the marines at bay
  847. >He was also the only one who didn't care when Julie entered
  848. >When you got the last of your stuff from the foot locker by your old bed you realize she's been staring at you
  849. >"Hmm?"
  850. >She looks away, flattening her ears again
  851. "Sorry, you're just being so nice to me after I hit you and I'm just surprised you aren't mad."
  852. >"Why would I be mad? I instigated and got what I deserved."
  853. >Her ears flick back up
  854. "Yeah, you kinda did."
  855. >You get the rest of her stuff into your old footlocker and let her set the combination for the lock
  856. >By the time her crew had settled in and got all their stuff inside, it was night
  857. >You got out of bed and turned the lights off
  858. >"Lights out. We might be going on a mission tomorrow."
  859. >They groaned and you walked back to your bed
  860. >You discover a furry mass had invaded your bed
  861. >Oh fuck this isn't your bed anymore
  862. >"Shit! Sorry!"
  863. >She just murrs and pulls the covers over her a bit more
  864. >Cuteness overload
  865. >You suppress a squeal and slide into your new bed
  866. >It's stiff as fuck, but you're a big guy
  867. >It'll fix itself in a few days time
  868. >As you're about to drift to sleep, you feel your bed move
  869. >A furry arm carefully drapes over you and the bed squeaks
  870. >A cute 'fuck' is whispered and the mass moves a bit
  871. >You feel the covers get lifted and a big lump of fur is pressed against you
  872. >You whisper
  873. >"No funny stuff Missy."
  874. >She squeaks a bit and removes her arm from you
  875. >"You can stay if you want, just no funny business."
  876. >She puts her arms around you again and purrs
  877. >You drift to sleep wrapped in a rumbling furry blanket
  878.  
  879. >Chapter 6: Desert shield 2 electric boogaloo
  880. >You wake up to the warmth at your back leaving you
  881. >You groan when you look at the time
  882. >4 AM are you shitting me?
  883. >Then you hear it
  884. >A warning over the PA
  885. "All combat personnel! Get to a defensive perimeter on the fence! This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill!"
  886. >Oh fuckles
  887. >You hastily put on your vest, boots, and helmet, picking up your M240 and an M16A4 on the way out
  888. >Julie probably doesn't have anything larger than an MP5 or god forbid, a grease gun
  889. >Fuck grease guns man, they sucked in korea and they suck now
  890. >You do your best to run towards your checkpoint loaded down with almost 100 pounds of gear
  891. >You meet up with the rest of your squad at the checkpoint and see Julie and her crew sitting there with fucking grease guns
  892. >God fucking dammit
  893. >You were glad you didn't become a treadhead
  894. >You were shaken from your thoughts as tracers began slamming into the sandbags in front of you
  895. >You throw the M16 to Julie and she takes it with a toothy grin
  896. >You also toss her a few mags
  897. >After setting your M240 on the empty tripod, Fred runs over to you with 5 belts of ammo
  898. >You load one of the belts and rack the bolt back
  899. >It's pitch black out
  900. >The moon has already set and the sun is 2 and a half hours from rising
  901. >NVGs were a no go
  902. >You got on your radio
  903. >"Wilson! Load some parachute flares and spread them around the western flank! I need to see what I'm shooting!"
  904. >About 10 seconds later a loud FWOOMP and hissing erupt from your 3 o clock
  905. >The flare lights the battlefield and reveals 10 afghans running to find cover from the flare
  906. >Before they could, you got a bead on their range, and adjusted your sight
  907. >700 yards
  908. >"AUSTIN! 700 YARDS FRONT! LIGHT EM UP!"
  909. "Aye sergeant!"
  910. >3 shots erupted from your left and you opened fire with short controlled bursts
  911. >They began firing back and you saw the muzzle flash
  912. >A fucking DShK muzzle flash
  913. >"DISHKA! 400 YARDS 10 O CLOCK! FUCK EM UP!"
  914. >The rest of your squad started firing on the DShK
  915. >Sparks flew from the DShK's gun shield as 5.56 millimeter angry bees impacted the plate steel
  916. >The gun fell silent as you continued taking shots at the further goat fuckers
  917. >The barrel on your M240 was starting to glow red hot as you continued to put more rounds on the durkas
  918. >You didn't have time to change the barrel right now
  919. >Your Marksman was reloading and the rest of your squad didn't have the range
  920. >Or did they
  921. >You thought back to the indirect fire used by russians in WWI and II to face rape hill sides with volleys of nugget fire
  922. >Maybe 5.56 would have enough energy at 700 yards to kill
  923. >"SQUAD! PREPARE FOR INDIRECT FIRE! 700 YARDS! WINDAGE 0 AUTOMATIC FIRE!"
  924. >Your squad immediately opened fire and you saw tracers drop on top of of hadjis as the flare started to flicker out
  925. >"WILSON! ANOTHER STARLIGHT FLARE!"
  926. >Another FWOOMP and hiss later, the hadjis were lit up again, except there were less of them
  927. >Your squad managed to indirect volley fire a swarm of angry bees at a bunch of hadjis
  928. >You look over and Julie is still spraying the M16 at the afghans as the last of them retreat to the town
  929. >She manages to nail the last one before they got in to town
  930. >She's swapping in another mag
  931. >An empty mag
  932. >She fired all 300 shots you gave her?
  933. >You tap her on the shoulder and before the flare dissipates, you see her eyes are almost entirely covered by her pupils
  934. >She's scared
  935. >God dammit command why do they send women to fight?
  936. >Equality is good and all until you put emotionally weak females into a combat scenario
  937. >Then everything unravels and people get killed
  938. >You take the weapon away from her and she stares at you with her dilated pupils
  939. >The lights kick back on at the airfield and she's crying now
  940. >Fuck what do you do?
  941. >You've never even had a girl friend before because you're borderline retarded when it comes to socializing
  942. >Fuck it
  943. >You pull her into a hug and pet her, expecting to get another slap in return
  944. >She melts into your hug and starts sobbing into your shoulder
  945. >The rest of your squad, being normal, non autistic people, back off to their barracks as soon as the all clear is given
  946. >You sit there holding her and trying to calm her down with soft pets
  947. >She pulls away from you, still sobbing
  948. >You take her back to the barracks and she goes straight into your bed
  949. >She sits with her face against the pillow, still sobbing
  950. >You don't dare ask what's wrong, for fear of being verbally murdered
  951. >She finally calms down enough and speaks
  952. "I-I could have died out there. I c-could've gotten m-my crew k-killed. H-how do you d-do it? *sniff*"
  953. >You actually don't know
  954. >You've been wondering why you don't break down and have a panic attack every time you almost die
  955. >Every time your squad is in danger
  956. >It baffles you how you're able to hold together so well
  957. >"I-I don't know Julie, it's a mystery to me. I just don't know."
  958. >She doesn't look satisfied with your answer, checking your face for any signs of lies
  959. >She breaks her gaze and just looks to the door
  960. >She has it
  961. >The 1000 yard stare
  962. >Everybody who doesn't have the right emotional state to deal with taking somebody else's life has it
  963. >A few of your squad mates have it
  964. >You felt terrible
  965. >She was too young and innocent to live with that kind of burden
  966. >Having to live with killing somebody else
  967. >Having to deal with taking somebody's father away
  968. >It consumes people who aren't equipped to handle it
  969. >You put a hand on her shoulder and she just melts into you
  970. >When you lay down, she backs herself into you, purring softly
  971. >She's so soft and warm
  972. >She's also pretty hot
  973. >NO BAD PENIS! GO AWAY
  974. >Your dick threatens to become fully erect until she turns around and pulls you into an embrace
  975. >You return it, not caring about your dick anymore
  976. >fullmast.jpg
  977. >Her purring gets slightly louder when your dick touches against her
  978. >She doesn't seem to mind, and just falls asleep
  979. >You decide to do the same before your dick takes direct control
  980. >You fall asleep and dream of being surrounded in warm fur
  981.  
  982. >Chapter 7: Tip of the spear
  983. >You wake to a soft purring
  984. >After giving the cat in front of you a quick scratch under her chin, you get out of bed and get dressed
  985. >You finally had armor to take and hold the town with
  986. >Word was Afghan troops had T-72s and even T-90s
  987. >We had some javelins in the MRAPs but the clay huts these durkas squat in provided no protection from their 125mm guns
  988. >Force recon even spotted a few T-90MS's heading towards the town
  989. >How these goat humpers got a hold of some of the most advanced russian tanks, nobody knows
  990. >But they had them and they were a threat
  991. >Being an engineer, you knew that the tandem charge missiles were going to be a huge problem even for the TUSKs
  992. >So you devised a plan to keep the crew of the tanks safe
  993. >You look over and see it's already 4 in the afternoon
  994. >You get your sidearm and get Julie out of bed
  995. "mmm five more minutes."
  996. >"We don't have five minutes, and they have T-90MS's with tandem charge missiles! I gotta get your tanks fitted with some cage armor stat!"
  997. >She perks up at the mention of a T-90
  998. "Russians?"
  999. >"No, but the durkas have them, so I need to make sure you don't get killed. Now get your shit and meet me by the tanks."
  1000. >She bolts out of bed and starts pulling on her tanker uniform
  1001. >You rush out the door and scan around for any fencing or something that might defeat the tandem charge before it can hit the main ERA
  1002. >You find some old Stryker cage armor and decide that might work
  1003. >After about an hour of dragging old cage armor back to the tanks, you're finally ready to fit it on the tanks
  1004. >The engineers brought the welding equipment and began to get to work
  1005. >After about 2 hours of work the tanks were equipped with an extra layer of cage armor
  1006. >The cage armor only covered the crew compartment, meaning a hit to the engine would still knock it out
  1007. >But this was going to have to do, as the Lt. got on the radio
  1008. "This is kingpin to all squads! We have sightings of multiple Alpha Victors heading towards the town. Requesting all units mobilize on the town how copy?"
  1009. >"This is Foxhound actual, solid copy."
  1010. >The rest of the squads radioed in and finally the whole platoon was ready to go
  1011. >The sun was already setting by now, and you needed to move fast to get into town and set up defensive positions
  1012. >The rest of the platoon already secured the town and were able to hold it
  1013. >Until armor started showing up
  1014. >It wasn't too bad at first, a stray BTR-60 here and there
  1015. >Then the BMPs started arriving
  1016. >They fired 9M14 Malyutka's at the MRAPs and Humvees before they could even get a TOW round off
  1017. >Eventually, the BMPs began using ERA armor to keep the TOWs at bay
  1018. >After the M2s started blasting them with 50 caliber freedom T-62s and T-64s started entering the fray
  1019. >They had ERA as well, meaning only javelins and Armor piercing were effective
  1020. >But now that the T-90s were spotted, they needed armored support to deal with them
  1021. >You were that armored support
  1022. >Your squad mounted up on the M1s as they began their startup procedures
  1023. >About 10 minutes later, your squad was barreling towards the town at almost 50 MPH
  1024. >Your M240 was kept trained beyond the village as your LAWs rattled on your back
  1025. >The Lt. was adamant about you taking some form of anti-tank protection
  1026. >Same with the rest of your squad
  1027. >Good thing these LAWs weighed next to nothing on your back
  1028. >Even Julie had a few inside the tank to pass around when we ran out
  1029. >After about 10 minutes, you reached the other side of the town and saw the dust coming from beyond the hills
  1030. >"THEY'RE COMING! GET YOUR ASSES IN AMBUSH POSITIONS!"
  1031. >Your squad hopped off and took positions on the roof
  1032. >The tanks backed into alleys and the humvees retreated backwards
  1033. >It's time
  1034. >Fred was cackling like a madman as he leveled his LAW with the hilltop
  1035. >"Austin! Range on those hills?"
  1036. "About 200 yards sir!"
  1037. >Perfect
  1038. >"WHEN THOSE TANKS CREST THAT HILL, WAIT UNTIL I GIVE THE SIGNAL TO FIRE!"
  1039. >You get on your radio
  1040. >"Foxhound, to Greyhound, as soon as you hear us volley off our laws, you be ready to engage the tanks. We should take a good chunk of their ERA off so you can land a decent shot on their front turret."
  1041. "Read you loud and clear Foxhound, Greyhound out."
  1042. >After you click your radio off, the first tanks crest the hill
  1043. >"Get your LAWs ready!"
  1044. >You popped the cover off both ends of the LAW and extended it
  1045. >The second and third tank crest the hill behind them
  1046. >You decide to wait, considering they wouldn't attack with only 3 tanks
  1047. >"THEY'RE PROBING US! HOLD YOUR FIRE!"
  1048. >After the 3 tanks had gone about 40 yards, they stopped and the commanders hatch opened
  1049. >You got on radio
  1050. >"Get your asses down. Don't let them spot you or this won't work."
  1051. >Your squad got down just in time to avoid the Afghan commander and the sound of more rumbling came from the hill
  1052. >10 more tanks crest the hill and you get up, crouching
  1053. >"OPEN FIRE!"
  1054. >BOOF!
  1055. >about 20 more boofs went off and the first 3 tanks were completely fucked
  1056. >The remaining tanks on the hill were struck with the LAWs and it blew their ERA blocks
  1057. >You heard the whine of the abram's jet engine from behind as you readied another LAW
  1058. >"FIRE AT WILL!"
  1059. >BOOF!
  1060. >You fired again at the hill, striking a T-90MS in it's lower plate
  1061. >"GET OFF THE ROOFS!"
  1062. >Your squad jumped off the roofs just before shots whizzed over them
  1063. >The abrams turned towards the T-90s and fired it's main gun
  1064. >The russian tank erupted into flames and the turret exploded
  1065. >The abrams slewed it's turret back to another T-90MS
  1066. >The T-90 had fired a missile and it was barreling towards the turret
  1067. >Big fucking mistake
  1068. >The turret is the strongest part of the Abrams
  1069. >The missile impacted, exploding 3 times
  1070. >First, impacting the cage armor, then the ERA, and finally, the Depleted uranium composite mix
  1071. >It did absolutely nothing to the abrams
  1072. >The abrams, however, fired a depleted uranium sabot straight into the lower glaces of the T-90
  1073. >The tank's turret blew off the chassis, landing with a large CLANG on the ground
  1074. >You decide that it's time to take a position on the Abrams' turret with your M240
  1075. >After confuckulating with the tracks, you get a foothold and climb onto the rear
  1076. >You set your M240 up and loaded a belt of black tips
  1077. >You slapped the cover closed and racked the bolt back
  1078. >You were going to destroy the ERA from a distance
  1079. >You open fire, leading your rounds onto the ERA blocks of T-90s
  1080. >The blocks exploded under the torrent of lead you threw at them and the abrams fired at the opening
  1081. >The tank's hatches opened and the fire spews out, as the crew try to escape
  1082. >Not on your watch
  1083. >You light them up and they drop one by one
  1084. >This continues for another hour or so before the tanks and Afghans are finally destroyed
  1085. >This was gonna make a helluva story later on
  1086.  
  1087. >3 hours later
  1088. >The town was successfully defended and you bummed a ride home with Julie
  1089. >You laid on the turret of the tank, being tired from the constant running and shooting
  1090. >Not to mention the stress
  1091. >You pulled out your shitty iPod with a broken screen and put on something to listen to
  1092. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
  1093. >You smiled and laid back as the tank rocked and jerked over every bump
  1094. >You didn't mind
  1095. >After sitting through the whole song, you were finally back at base with the rest of your squad hopping off the rear of the tank
  1096. >You help Julie out of the tank, much to her annoyance
  1097. "I don't need help anon! I can get out just fine."
  1098. >She then fell back into her seat, conking her helmet on the hatch
  1099. >You chuckle and offer to help her again, which she accepts
  1100. >Once you pulled her out of the tank, you went to the mess hall
  1101. >They were serving pizza today because the pizzeria offered the marines a deal on pizzas
  1102. >Fuck yeah pizza
  1103. >You walked with Julie to the mess hall and entered
  1104. >A projector was set up and a giant white projector mat was set in front of it
  1105. >The movie was 2001 a Space Odyssey
  1106. >You actually never watched it before
  1107. >You sat down and Julie sat right next to you
  1108. >As the movie started, you grabbed some pizza and began to eat
  1109.  
  1110. >About an hour into the movie, Julie had fallen asleep on your shoulder, purring
  1111. >You smile and pet her head
  1112. >The purring gets louder and her tail wraps around your leg
  1113.  
  1114. >The movie ends and everybody gets up to return to their barracks
  1115. >You carry Julie to your barracks and find your squad is already asleep
  1116. >You lay Julie down on her bed and put a blanket over her
  1117. >Her tail is flicking around, throwing the blanket off every time you put it on
  1118. >You finally give up and decide to just put her in your bed so you can sleep
  1119. >Her tail wraps around you and her purrs get even louder
  1120. >You try hard not to pet the tail
  1121. >You gotta pet the tail
  1122. >After petting the tail for half an hour, you fall asleep from exhaustion
  1123.  
  1124. (New writing style from now on.)
  1125.  
  1126. You wake in your cot, the hot desert air threatening to strangle you to death. Your ass feels like a swamp and your mouth feels like sand paper. You slowly sit up, stretching once upright.
  1127.  
  1128. Looking around you, the barracks is empty. No gear was left on the bunks and no blankets were messed up. Julie was also nowhere to be seen. This sent you into a panic, scanning the room one more time in hopes of finding her.
  1129.  
  1130. Nothing but a light breeze. You get yourself out of bed and grab a box of tissues, taking a few to wipe your forehead clear of sweat. After doing this, you toss the tissue mass into a trash can and grab your gear. The soft breeze now being accompanied by the whine of engines. Turbine engines to be exact.
  1131.  
  1132. When you have donned your BDU, plate carrier, ammunition sack, and M240, you exit the barracks. The door slammed closed behind you as you look for the source of the engine noise. You find your source and sling your MG over your shoulder before jogging to the Abrams. Julie spots you and waves towards you.
  1133.  
  1134. "Hey Anon! We're moving out in 5! Get up here or get in an MRAP!"
  1135.  
  1136. You nod and stop beside the tank, clambering up the tracks and on to the engine deck. Once on the deck, you climb on the turret and go prone, unslinging the heavy hunk of steel from your shoulder. You place the machine gun on the turret and grab a box of ammo from your sack. You open the cover on the gun and pull out the belt, sliding it into the feed tray. After slapping the cover closed, you rack the bolt back and push it forward, readying the weapon.
  1137.  
  1138. The tank's turbine spools up more and you grab on to the commanders hatch opening for support. The Abrams lurches forward and you look behind you, the other tank following suit.
  1139.  
  1140. "You ready to take a city Anon?" Julie yelled over the high pitched whine of the engine.
  1141.  
  1142. "Ready as I'll ever be!" You responded at a similar volume.
  1143.  
  1144. The MRAPs were following the tanks as they rocketed along the stretch of dirt road.
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