alias q0 "alias quote q1;say I PRAY TO GOD A PACK OF WOLVES RAPES YOU IN THE DEAD OF WINTER AND FORCES YOU TO WALK HOME BAREFOOT!";
alias q1 "alias quote q2;say wow destroid p.s. ur utter shit";
alias q2 "alias quote q3;say w0w SNAPPED u HARD (fkn shitter)";
alias q3 "alias quote q4;say did u kno if u take l4d and replace L with B, u get B4D, and thats u";
alias q4 "alias quote q5;say LMFAO nt retard 8===--D~~ (cum)";
alias q5 "alias quote q6;say {{R@PeD}} :: btw you are shit";
alias q6 "alias quote q7;say hope ur ok with going on utube!!";
alias q7 "alias quote q8;say L0l did u just buy dis game??!? ROFRRL";
alias q8 "alias quote q9;say LMAO u got SMASHD!! (and your dad fingers you)";
alias q9 "alias quote q10;say loL :D get b3tt3r fgt (jk u cant)";
alias q10 "alias quote q11;say U <3 SP3RM (ESP UR DADZ L0L) ~~~c====8";
alias q11 "alias quote q12;say <--- BEATDOWN BRINGA (smashed u dickhead)";
alias q12 "alias quote q13;say !! r0FL shat on -- ****nice play fagg0t****";
alias q13 "alias quote q14;say You tried youre best. thats all that maters - qu33rL0L";
alias q14 "alias quote q15;say wer3 u born yesterday??? ~~ ROFL sh1tty";
alias q15 "alias quote q16;say u did good.... for a fCKing~BADDIE...sh4t on";
alias q16 "alias quote q17;say lolURb4d at an E-Z GAME (>^^)>";
alias q17 "alias quote q18;say go milk a cow you shitmongering cuntnugget";
alias q18 "alias quote q19;say u = v1rgin n3rd~";
alias q19 "alias quote q20;say cheer up^ :) youre small d1k isnt noticealbe under ur BaDnEsS";
alias q20 "alias quote q21;say ==----**~~#NOOB DOWN#~~**----==";
alias q21 "alias quote q22;say NEWSFLASH NIGGA U AINT JEZUZ, NO 1 CAN BE JEZUZ LIKE H E WAS NIGGA U TIHNKIN U CAN?";
alias q22 "alias quote q23;say rack off you crazy little dingo!!! FFS????@!";
alias q23 "alias quote q24;say L0L :-) L0L u g0t r4P3D id10t :-) L0L";
alias q24 "alias quote q25;say nt nigger (suck my cunt)";
alias q25 "alias quote q26;say **maybee** if u stoped jerkin it to anime u'd get a gf ^______^";
alias q26 "alias quote q27;say hey l00k, its a gay virg1n";
alias q27 "alias quote q28;say CRY SOME MORE - Team Fortress 2 Heavy Weapons Guy";
alias q28 "alias quote q29;say  at least i have arms n legs (thats what it feels like playing vs u)";
alias q29 "alias quote q30;say i laffed iRL b-cuz your so BAD *(<(<(OEWNED>)>)*";
alias q30 "alias quote q31;say **PROTIP** Using a mouse is recommended.";
alias q31 "alias quote q32;say GO BACK TO ASS-LAND YOU DICK-CODDLING PRINCE!";
alias q32 "alias quote q33;say **PROTIP** If you wanna frag people you have to hit them.";
alias q33 "alias quote q34;say **PROTIP** Use the reticule in the middle of the screen to aim.";
alias q34 "alias quote q35;say Do you feel special? Please try suicide again... hopefully you will be successful this time.";
alias q35 "alias quote q36;say **PROTIP** Your crosshair generally assists you in aiming.";
alias q36 "alias quote q37;say rofl pubbers are so bad its funny";
alias q37 "alias quote q38;say LOL WOW watchin u play this game is like watching helen keller play tennis";
alias q38 "alias quote q39;say ahaha ur awful";
alias q39 "alias quote q40;say lolumad";
alias q40 "alias quote q41;say calm down br0, ur bad, just accept it";
alias q41 "alias quote q42;say ROFL WOW BADDIES EVERYWHERE";
alias q42 "alias quote q43;say qq  qq     qq q qq QQ";
alias q43 "alias quote q44;say fat fuckin nigger bitch";
alias q44 "alias quote q45;say LMDOIUE (laf my dik off into ur ear)";
alias q45 "alias quote q46;say u hav 1 week 2 live cuz u dying of stage 12 --own--";
alias q46 "alias quote q47;say BUTTDEVASTATED";
alias q47 "alias quote q48;say ur such a looser ur wife is paper bag";
alias q48 "alias quote q49;say u so asspissed rite now ur bluddy poo steam w/rage";
alias q49 "alias quote q50;say y dont u gb2gayville ur dad is wait";
alias q50 "alias quote q51;say how dos it fel 2b autism";
alias q51 "alias quote q52;say get the weiner out of your mouth, ShitFUckeDDDDD!~@#(";
alias q52 "alias quote q53;say ay are u Oscar teh grouch!?!? CUZ U LIV INA TRASHCAN!!!!!!!!!??";
alias q53 "alias quote q54;say lmfao ur an moron";
alias q54 "alias quote q55;say Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so ~~~~";
alias q55 "alias quote q56;say hang urslef from a high cieling, u candy apple jabroni >:(";
alias q56 "alias quote q57;say I took ur mom out to a nice steak dinner, but rly it was my evil twin with ur mmm and I was at your house raping your father";
alias q57 "alias quote q58;say g0 rub your cock against a cheese grater you titcrapping twigfucker";
alias q58 "alias quote q59;say u only even touchin me cause my girl is screamin, im not gonna take a loss that aint legit -- i poop on u, im jus distracted";
alias q59 "alias quote q60;say Your mother swims out to meet troopships.";
alias q60 "alias quote q61;say So next time i scratch my ass i will think of you...now do everyone a favor and FUCK OFF. ";
alias q61 "alias quote q62;say Shut the fuck up, you cock juggling thundercunt ";
alias q62 "alias quote q63;say FUCK u too because if your not a 600 pound over weight smelly bastard then your a fucking stinking cunt who needs to take a shower. ";
alias q63 "alias quote q64;say Everyone who loves you is wrong. ";
alias q64 "alias quote q65;say Go climb a wall of dicks. ";
alias q65 "alias quote q66;say You're as dumb as a bag of doorknobs. Retarded doorknobs. ";
alias q66 "alias quote q67;say You are an evolutionary U Turn. ";
alias q67 "alias quote q68;say Looks guys, a one man fag parade! ";
alias q68 "alias quote q69;say you must be a DIRTY, STINKING, GREESY HAIRED, CHEESY BREATH CUNT. ";
alias q69 "alias quote q70;say You are what you eat, and you're a dick. ";
alias q70 "alias quote q71;say Get the fuck out of my server you disgusting cum guzzling fuck puppet ";
alias q71 "alias quote q72;say Your mother will die aborting my child. ";
alias q72 "alias quote q73;say I have not met with anything in natural history more amusing and entertaining than your personal appearance. ";
alias q73 "alias quote q74;say bitch how old r u i know i am one angry boy but not little so tell me mother fucker how old? are u ";
alias q74 "alias quote q75;say lol you are one angry little boy aint you acutally your spelling is of a 5 year  ";
alias q75 "alias quote q76;say are you? retarted? ";
alias q76 "alias quote q77;say Fuck off you ugly, fat bastard. I could not give a fuck about you or 50 cent because your both smelly cunts.  ";
alias q77 "alias quote q78;say FUCK OFF AND WASH YOUR PINK UNDERPANTS. THE ONLY THING UNNECESSARY IS THAT A CUNT LIKE YOU SHOULD BE COMMENTING. ";
alias q78 "alias quote q79;say i shld slap u in the tits ";
alias q79 "alias quote q80;say yor dad calls u 'cc' 4 cumcaptin lawl ";
alias q80 "alias quote q81;say in gradeschol u wanted to b a butplumber when u grw up ";
alias q81 "alias quote q82;say horse status: fucked [x] not fucked [ ] ";
alias q82 "alias quote q83;say your facebok status = shitslaming fukfaced dickpipeing aspie ";
alias q83 "alias quote q84;say i called u a fukin nerd go blog abut it faggt ";
alias q84 "alias quote q85;say 'i like to eat dady's steemy logs of poop 4 lunsh n diner while jackling of to naurto' - u ";
alias q85 "alias quote q86;say confratulasons u ar the new WORLD BUTTHURTED CHAMPEON ";
alias q86 "alias quote q87;say first place in GETING OWND bY ME ";
alias q87 "alias quote q88;say rep up those wieners cos ur sure hungry for one ";
alias q88 "alias quote q89;say can u b anny more anal hurt rigt now???? ";
alias q89 "alias quote q90;say gb2 pussybaby land where u git own3d by dick ";
alias q90 "alias quote q91;say lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN?? ";
alias q91 "alias quote q92;say U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole ";
alias q92 "alias quote q93;say I hav neer seen sum1 so pooper peeved ";
alias q93 "alias quote q94;say u ned to take chilpil and stop raping your ownasswit with husband ";
alias q94 "alias quote q95;say 'omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park' - You ";
alias q95 "alias quote q96;say ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit anger ";
alias q96 "alias quote q97;say SUMBUDY is anally anguished ";
alias q97 "alias quote q98;say lol ur so bad u cant even find ur own dick ";
alias q98 "alias quote q99;say ur dad rapes u with peanut butter,shitty ";
alias q99 "alias quote q100;say whats that? oh, must be the sound of u getting creamed in the face by my grandfather baddy";
alias q100 "alias quote q101;say u were --- this close to being recognized by ur parents";
alias q101 "alias quote q102;say I'M MID FUCKIN' FRAG VIDEO";
alias q102 "alias quote q103;say im gonna stick an egg in ur vaginal canal and punch it-";
alias q103 "alias quote q104;say youve just been HURT FEELINGS'd";
alias q104 "alias quote q105;say i bet u have a fetish FOR MEN LMAO";
alias q105 "alias quote q106;say ur just so madd all the time its 2 easy 23 own u";
alias q106 "alias quote q107;say 'i like to drnikj sperm from my sperm bottle while waring my sperm necklace' - u";
alias q107 "alias quote q108;say go drink ur moms bredst milk u fart commander";
alias q108 "alias quote q109;say Why doe's your profile say you live in Dubai? Lol!!!! What a pathetic fuckbag you are! you terrorist dicksucking baby killer!!";
alias q109 "alias quote q110;say y4 bl0w";
alias q110 "alias quote q111;say c0m3 se3 m3";
alias q111 "alias quote q112;say rofl who the hell are these fools";
alias q112 "alias quote q113;say stfu nerd go grow balls";
alias q113 "alias quote q114;say are you serious you dumb bastard? you faggot as bitch cunt, i will piss in your mouth";
alias q114 "alias quote q115;say I feel like your dad after a morning fuck with your sister.. ";
alias q115 "alias quote q116;say sdlkjyfgr4etsyh4esr4erdxth sorry just fucking your mom on the keyboard";
alias q116 "alias quote q117;say I feel like Zeus after a morning fuck with Athena";
alias q117 "alias quote q118;say i'm assuming that your a preteen in the u.s. with a cracking voice that has to hide his wet dream stained sheets from mommy";
alias q118 "alias quote q119;say i wish my girlfriend was as dirty as that shot";
alias q119 "alias quote q120;say Go back to grooming your neck-beard. By the way you've got homework due tomorrow.";
alias q120 "alias quote q121;say 'I came all over my triple chins.' - u";
alias q121 "alias quote q122;say shut it! you mupet go fuk your mum";
alias q122 "alias quote q123;say you got knocked the fuck out";
alias q123 "alias quote q124;say buttdocktor evaluation: BUTTBLEED";
alias q124 "alias quote q125;say do u jus liev in ur own lil'' world u dumFUK??";
alias q125 "alias quote q126;say PERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKELE";
alias q126 "alias quote q127;say you should make grenade";
alias q127 "alias quote q128;say You are the smallest little shit I've ever seen, yet you are so amazingly funny.";
alias q128 "alias quote q0;say u fucking ugly midgit with a gap tooth and big ass head LO";


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bind \ quote;