Nanny McPhee Returns (2010)

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This is the story of my family.

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Me, my three beautiful children
and my husband.

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There is our lovely farm.

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It's been in my husband's family
for generations.

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The sad thing is,
my husband is away, fighting in a war,

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so we're on our own.

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We're all terribly worried
about him, of course,

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but on the whole, I'm coping well.

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Very well.

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Very well, indeed.

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No fighting in the best parlour!

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That's me, coping.

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Lemon drop.

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That's very naughty of you.

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They're coping, too.

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Get off the furniture! Vincent, off, off, off!

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- They started it.
- Get off the furniture!

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We're all coping. We're fine.

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- You're on the furniture!
- You're on the furniture!

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We're fine.

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Then stop shouting!

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We're not shouting. You're shouting.

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We are supposed to be getting the farm
spic-and-span

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before the cousins arrive tomorrow.

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And instead, all you're doing
is fighting, fighting, fighting,

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when what I want to be seeing
is sharing, sharing, sharing.

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Imagine how sad you'd be
if you had to be taken away from home

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because of bombs dropping
all over the place.

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- We're not sharing the jam with them.
- What?

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We're not sharing Dad's jam
with the cousins.

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Oh, no, of course not.
That's for Dad when he comes home.

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I'm talking about your room and your toys.

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Why won't he reply to my letter?

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We're not talking about Dad, darling.

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But why won't he reply?
His last one came years ago.

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No, darling.

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Look.

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Three months ago, that's all.

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You see?

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Dad's in the Army.
They move him about a lot, that's all it is.

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There is nothing to worry about, all right?

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Now, I've got to run,

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but you've got to clean up the farm
for the cousins.

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What are they actually like, the cousins?

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They're city children,
and I imagine they're rather refined.

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And I am sure

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that they are very well-behaved.

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Blenkinsop, he's vomming again.

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Stop the car.
He's vommed all over my shoes!

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It's all right, Blenkinsop. Stopped now.

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Where are my marshmallows?

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Master Cyril,
are them marshmallows a wise choice,

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given your recent evacuation?

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Marshmallows are always
a wise choice, thanks.

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You beast!

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You've ruined my brand-new
Fontarelli patent-leather pumps,

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and I've left the pale pink at home.

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You beast, beast, beast!

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Oh, look.

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How sweetly pretty. Is that the place?

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No.

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Vincent, chores, now.

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But the piglets
are getting sold tomorrow,

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and you said I could scratch them
before they went away.

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Dad left me in charge, and what I say goes.
Now, get off.

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But Dad built the Scratch-o-Matic for them.

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- I said, get off!
- I'm getting off. I'm getting off.

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And no more scratching.
I'm going to check the barley.

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Hello.

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Shoo.

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- How is my gorgeous sister-in-law?
- No.

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Your coat's inside out.
Nylons you need with that skirt.

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- No.
- No? No what?

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You know perfectly well. "No what?"
I'm not selling.

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Isabel, look at me. Look at me.

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- Who am I? Who am I?
- You're my brother-in-law.

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I'm family, Iz, is all I'm pointing out,
and that's why you can trust me.

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All right, Phil. What's your point?

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Iz, we need to sell the farm, now.

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You haven't even got enough money
for tomorrow's payment on the tractor,

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and if there's no tractor, there's no harvest.

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If there's no harvest, the farm will fail.

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I said no.

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And actually, Norman's thought of a way
to get some money,

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so I will make the payment on the tractor.

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- Has he, indeed? What way would that be?
- I'm in a hurry, Phil.

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Isabel, I can't point it out enough
that I need the money.

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I'm only human, but that farm is half...

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Half Rory's and half yours. Yes, yes, I know.

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I know, because you tell me
every time I see you.

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But you can't sell it without my permission,

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and I do not give my permission!

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- But Izzy, I've got the contract right here.
- Goodbye, Phil.

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I'm here. I'm here.
Mrs Docherty, don't start without me.

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Mrs Docherty?

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Mrs Docherty?

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Hello. Oh.

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Oh.

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There you are. I was so worried.

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Oh, you worry too much, and it doesn't help.

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It's just that you have been a bit forgetful,
that's all.

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Now, you... You look after the shop.

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I'll put away the deliveries.

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Oh, I was managing perfectly.

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You haven't started unpacking, have you?

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Unpacking? Where?

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All right.

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I was just putting the flour away.

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It's gotten foggy.

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Could you pass me the scoop?

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Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!

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Yoo-hoo!

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Good morning, Mr Green.
We haven't had the pleasure.

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But I am Miss Topsey
and this is my colleague, Miss Turvey.

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Charmed.

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Can you guess who sent us?

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Sent two lovely ladies such as yourselves?
Father Christmas?

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Are you flirting with us, Phil?

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Oh, I can call you Phil, can I?

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You can call me
whatever you like, sweetheart.

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Don't be so naughty.

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Mrs Biggles won't like it.

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Mrs Big says you owe her.

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You ran up a big fat debt
in one of her riverside casinos.

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See what you've gambled away, Phil?

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"I.O.U. One farm."

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- Where is your farm, Phil?
- I like farms.

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We've come to get it.

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And I respect that, ladies,
and, yeah, you'll get it. You'll get it.

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And Mrs Biggles
has nothing to worry about.

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I can fix it. I am fixing it.

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Please, don't hurt me.

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We don't want to hurt you, Phil.

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The fact is, Mrs Big has told us
to come back with one of two things,

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the deeds to your farm...

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Or your kidneys.

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Not ripe yet, then, old son?

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Uncle Phil, where did you come from?

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Oh, just on me way home.

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Be ripe in a few days, I reckon.

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Must be very proud.

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Your mum told me all about your idea
to pay for the tractor.

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What on earth made you think of that, then?

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Well, I saw Farmer Macreadie at the shop,

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and he said he was looking to buy
some Gloucestershire Old Spots.

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Huh?

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- Pigs.
- I knew that.

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So when I offered to sell him our piglets,
he jumped at it.

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Clever.

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Very clever.

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Come on.

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Feed it through. That's it.

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Feed it through.

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Come on, Phil, think.

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Think, think, think, think.

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Piglets.

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Got to get rid of the piglets.
Got to get rid of the piglets.

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No piglets, no tractor.
Then she'll have to sell the farm.

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Look.

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Cor! Look at that.

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Is that a motorcar?

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It must be the cousins.

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It can't be the cousins.
They're not due till tomorrow.

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Do you think they've brought sweets?

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They must be so rich.

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They've got a chauffeur.

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Where are we?

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We're in the Land of Poo.

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Duck poo, hen poo, cow poo, goat poo.

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Poo as far as the eye can see.

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Here we are, then. Out you get.

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In fact, it's the British Museum of Poo.

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Have you gone
completely insane, Blenkinsop?

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Mummy would never send me
to a place like this. Take me home.

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You see? There are savages.
I refuse to leave the car.

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Oh, put a sock in it, Ceels.
We've got no choice.

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Take me home, right now!

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And you know why
we've got no choice, too,

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so let's just stop pretending
we're here because of bombs.

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They're probably cannibals.
Did you see that thing at the window?

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Greetings, O covered-in-poo people.

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- Do you speak English?
- You're early.

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Yes, poo-man, we have come from far away.

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Far, from the land of soap and indoor toilets.

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Is that a Fry's chocolate bar
with cinder-crunch topping?

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Yes, it is. Would you like some?

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Pity, there's none left.

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- Come on, Miss Celia.
- Please, Blenkinsop!

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- That's rotten.
- That's life.

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- I'll tell Mummy!
- Now, don't be like that, Miss Celia.

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Let go!

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- Let go of the drinks cabinet, Miss Celia!
- No!

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Look here, mister.

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I think you'd better take
these two great perfumed townies

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- back where they belong.
- I just want to go home!

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This place is awful.
It's an awful place.

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My shoes!

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I refuse to stay in this cesspit.

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I'd rather be bombed.

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Promise me you'll tell Mummy
how awful it is here.

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Please, Blenkinsop,
she's got to come get me tomorrow.

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Promise me!

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You've only been here for five minutes,
and look at you.

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- And you're just a chauffeur.
- Master Cyril, if you'd be so kind,

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just hold your arms out
for Miss Celia's new clothes.

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Promise me!

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I'll talk to your mother, Miss Celia,
I promise.

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- But for now, you'll have to stay here.
- They can't stay here. They're rude.

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That's rich, coming from someone

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who clearly doesn't even know
how to wipe his own bottom.

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- Come here, you.
- Stop!

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Stop! My clothes. My beautiful new clothes.

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They're all in the mud. How dare you!

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You're trampling them.

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- I should have enlisted.
- You wait until I tell my mother.

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My beautiful clothes.

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They're ruined.

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I'm in hell!

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You monsters, I'll kill you for this.

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Well, that's me off, Mrs Docherty.

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I've just enough time
to get home and finish tidying

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before the cousins arrive tomorrow.

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Oh, that's nice, dear.

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All my cousins are dead.

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- Good night.
- Good night.

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- Give my love to Mr Docherty.
- I will.

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There's that finished, then.

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What?

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I've just put away the treacle.

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What? Where?

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It's all done and dusted.
There's absolutely nothing to worry about.

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Oh, have a little faith, why don't you?

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Oh.

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"Have a little faith," she says.

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"Nothing to worry about," she says.
Oh, no, no, nothing at all.

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Children at each other's throats,

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tractor about to be repossessed,

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Phil trying to sell the farm out
from under us,

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guests coming in 24 hours,

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my only good coat, ruined,

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and 17 drawers full of treacle!

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The person you need
is Nanny McPhee.

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The person you need
is Nanny McPhee.

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Nanny McWho?

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- Nanny McPhee
- Nanny McPhee

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Nanny McPhee

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The person you need
is Nanny McPhee.

248
00:15:24,732 --> 00:15:26,689
- The person you need...
- Is Nanny McPhee.

249
00:15:26,775 --> 00:15:29,349
- The person you need...
- Is Nanny McPhee.

250
00:15:29,444 --> 00:15:31,318
The person you need
is Nanny McPhee.

251
00:15:31,404 --> 00:15:33,278
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

252
00:15:33,364 --> 00:15:34,694
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

253
00:15:34,783 --> 00:15:36,194
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

254
00:15:36,285 --> 00:15:37,399
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

255
00:15:37,494 --> 00:15:38,774
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

256
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:39,949
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

257
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:41,200
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

258
00:15:41,289 --> 00:15:42,664
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

259
00:15:42,749 --> 00:15:44,029
The person you need, the person you need...

260
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:48,075
The person you need,
the person you need, the person you need...

261
00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:50,001
Is Nanny McPhee.

262
00:15:51,841 --> 00:15:53,798
Ugh. What a surprise.

263
00:15:53,884 --> 00:15:57,668
Not only do they behave like animals,
they live like animals.

264
00:15:58,514 --> 00:16:00,803
I'm covered in poo.

265
00:16:00,891 --> 00:16:03,180
Good news. You'll fit right in.

266
00:16:03,685 --> 00:16:06,092
There's bugger-all to eat in here,

267
00:16:07,772 --> 00:16:09,147
except this.

268
00:16:09,232 --> 00:16:11,806
- No!
- Dad's jam!

269
00:16:11,902 --> 00:16:14,392
Put the jam down.

270
00:16:18,074 --> 00:16:20,196
It's only jam.

271
00:16:20,284 --> 00:16:22,193
In case you hadn't noticed, there's a war on.

272
00:16:22,286 --> 00:16:24,991
We saved our sugar coupons for months
to make that jam.

273
00:16:25,081 --> 00:16:27,702
You touch it, and I'll mash you.

274
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,161
Whoops.

275
00:16:29,251 --> 00:16:30,365
Touched it.

276
00:16:30,460 --> 00:16:33,212
I'm going to wake up
and this will all be a nasty dream.

277
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,373
I'm going to wake up,
and I'll be in Harrods with Mummy.

278
00:16:35,466 --> 00:16:36,497
The shoe department.

279
00:16:36,592 --> 00:16:39,260
My maid tells me they have arrived,
so Mummy and I have come to collect them.

280
00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:41,087
Would you go and fetch them for me?

281
00:16:41,179 --> 00:16:43,716
I'm going to wake up,
and there'll be some pink patent pumps.

282
00:16:43,806 --> 00:16:44,837
Ceels, catch.

283
00:16:44,932 --> 00:16:45,963
Mummy's already
ordered a beautiful pair

284
00:16:46,058 --> 00:16:50,222
in mauve with a matching cloak,
and I gather they will be here today.

285
00:16:57,068 --> 00:16:58,397
That's it.

286
00:16:59,613 --> 00:17:00,894
They die.

287
00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:06,034
Catch them!

288
00:17:07,245 --> 00:17:09,118
Come back!

289
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:20,083
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

290
00:17:20,174 --> 00:17:23,508
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

291
00:17:23,594 --> 00:17:27,923
The person you need is Nanny McPhee.

292
00:17:28,015 --> 00:17:29,425
Nanny McPhee.

293
00:17:30,267 --> 00:17:31,725
Nanny McPhee.

294
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,946
No!

295
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,032
- Come here, you coward.
- Norman, Cyril.

296
00:17:58,335 --> 00:17:59,615
- Hello...
- Hello, dear.

297
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,419
...Aunt Isabel.

298
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,957
- Come back here, you big...
- How's your mother?

299
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,757
Death, death and hurting!

300
00:18:06,843 --> 00:18:07,957
You lace-covered...

301
00:18:08,052 --> 00:18:10,341
Don't you call me names,
you peasant.

302
00:18:10,429 --> 00:18:12,588
- Celia, is that you?
- You've ruined my clothes,

303
00:18:12,682 --> 00:18:14,307
so I'm going to ruin your hair!

304
00:18:14,392 --> 00:18:15,507
What a lovely frock.

305
00:18:16,936 --> 00:18:19,687
Oh! What now? I'm coming.

306
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:21,355
I'm coming.

307
00:18:44,837 --> 00:18:46,995
- Isabel.
- Not now, Phil.

308
00:18:47,089 --> 00:18:48,203
I was wondering, when you say, "No,"

309
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:49,841
- do you really mean no?
- Now is not a good time.

310
00:18:49,926 --> 00:18:52,416
I could come back in 10 minutes.
Five, three, two?

311
00:18:52,511 --> 00:18:55,880
I think I should boil you all an egg.

312
00:18:57,140 --> 00:19:00,509
For goodness' sake, Phil, go away.

313
00:19:00,686 --> 00:19:02,014
I... Go...

314
00:19:13,448 --> 00:19:15,440
Good evening, Mrs Green.

315
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,659
I am Nanny McPhee.

316
00:19:17,743 --> 00:19:21,610
Oh, you're it? I mean, her? I mean...

317
00:19:22,497 --> 00:19:24,240
Who are you?

318
00:19:24,332 --> 00:19:26,539
I am Nanny McPhee.

319
00:19:26,627 --> 00:19:29,200
Small "C," big "P."

320
00:19:29,296 --> 00:19:32,711
Right, right.
Thing is, I haven't hired a nanny.

321
00:19:32,799 --> 00:19:36,132
I don't need a nanny.
I'm managing perfectly well.

322
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:39,588
I have never had a nanny
because I don't want a nanny.

323
00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:44,307
I am an Army nanny, Mrs Green.
I have been deployed.

324
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,966
No, no, no, no. There must be some mistake.

325
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:50,266
- Everything's under control here.
- Get away from me, you oik from hell.

326
00:19:50,358 --> 00:19:51,982
That's Cyril. He's not one of mine.

327
00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:53,894
- I'm not finished with you yet.
- He's their cousin.

328
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,859
- Come back here, you parasitic poshie!
- And that's Norman.

329
00:19:55,946 --> 00:19:57,605
Get your filthy hands off me.

330
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,690
He is mine. They've just met.

331
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,064
Horrible, horrible.

332
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:04,658
They're getting to know each other
through play.

333
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,537
Kill the townies
and eat their heads!

334
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,366
Oh, it's the war.

335
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,746
It's not a very good influence.

336
00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:12,914
Indeed.

337
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:16,292
- May I come in?
- Must you?

338
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:20,047
I mean, yes. Yes, of course, you must.

339
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:22,922
- Tea?
- Perhaps later.

340
00:20:24,889 --> 00:20:27,463
Let me introduce myself to the children.

341
00:20:29,519 --> 00:20:30,764
No, wait.

342
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,305
Why don't you put the kettle on?

343
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:36,190
I shan't be a moment.

344
00:20:45,659 --> 00:20:47,367
- You can't stop me.
- Let go!

345
00:20:49,037 --> 00:20:51,992
- Mark my words.
- Die! Kill!

346
00:20:52,082 --> 00:20:54,039
Put me down!

347
00:20:54,126 --> 00:20:56,699
You're just jealous of my fashion sense!

348
00:20:56,795 --> 00:20:59,795
Get your hands off my suit!
It's Savile Row.

349
00:21:01,048 --> 00:21:03,338
Please, may I have your attention?

350
00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:06,632
Ow! Ow!

351
00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,636
I am Nanny McPhee.

352
00:21:11,684 --> 00:21:12,798
Ow!

353
00:21:13,477 --> 00:21:14,639
Die!

354
00:21:14,729 --> 00:21:16,638
Please, listen carefully.

355
00:21:16,731 --> 00:21:21,308
You are all to stop what you are doing
and go upstairs to bed.

356
00:21:21,443 --> 00:21:24,693
- You look like a banana!
- You look like an unravelled toilet roll.

357
00:21:24,779 --> 00:21:26,439
Did you hear what I said?

358
00:21:26,697 --> 00:21:27,778
Squash. Squish.

359
00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:30,024
- You are to stop fighting.
- Get off me.

360
00:21:30,118 --> 00:21:31,577
Immediately.

361
00:21:31,661 --> 00:21:33,238
My father's
very high up in the War Office.

362
00:21:33,329 --> 00:21:35,238
- Hmm.
- Did he ever teach you this?

363
00:21:55,434 --> 00:21:57,058
Was that supposed to impress us?

364
00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:07,735
What's happening?

365
00:22:09,655 --> 00:22:10,686
Ow.

366
00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:12,688
Ow!

367
00:22:12,783 --> 00:22:14,360
No, not me, too.

368
00:22:15,327 --> 00:22:16,703
Ow!

369
00:22:16,787 --> 00:22:17,985
Oh, no!

370
00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,077
Vincent, stop!

371
00:22:24,502 --> 00:22:28,750
I can't stop. It's making me do it!

372
00:22:31,801 --> 00:22:33,046
It's her!

373
00:22:33,302 --> 00:22:36,801
- What?
- She's making us do it. Ow!

374
00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,549
- He's right.
- What are you talking about?

375
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:41,262
It must be that stick!

376
00:22:41,352 --> 00:22:44,767
It can't be anything else.
Stop us!

377
00:22:44,855 --> 00:22:46,978
Stop us, please.

378
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:49,307
- Please.
- Please.

379
00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:51,274
On one condition,

380
00:22:51,361 --> 00:22:55,311
that you apologise for hurting each other
and promise to stop

381
00:22:57,575 --> 00:22:58,606
fighting.

382
00:22:58,701 --> 00:22:59,732
Apologise?

383
00:22:59,827 --> 00:23:02,614
- I'm not apologising to them!
- Well, I'm not apologising to them!

384
00:23:02,705 --> 00:23:05,576
- You broke the jam.
- They should apologise to us.

385
00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:07,326
Technically,
it was Cyril who broke the jam.

386
00:23:07,418 --> 00:23:08,912
Oh, no!

387
00:23:09,003 --> 00:23:10,580
What's happening, Vinnie?

388
00:23:10,671 --> 00:23:12,129
Dad's letters!

389
00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:16,041
They're going to get burnt.

390
00:23:16,134 --> 00:23:17,594
Keep away from them!

391
00:23:17,678 --> 00:23:21,426
I can't, it's making me! Please!

392
00:23:21,807 --> 00:23:23,598
All right, we'll apologise.

393
00:23:23,683 --> 00:23:26,304
I'm sorry I hit you with the fire-tongs, Celia,

394
00:23:26,394 --> 00:23:28,552
and I promise not to do it again.

395
00:23:28,646 --> 00:23:30,390
Me, too, I'm sorry!

396
00:23:30,482 --> 00:23:32,391
Sorry, Cyril!

397
00:23:32,483 --> 00:23:35,519
Celia, please, it's our dad's letters!

398
00:23:35,611 --> 00:23:39,857
All right, I apologise. I'm sorry.

399
00:23:40,282 --> 00:23:42,524
- Cyril!
- Apologise!

400
00:23:42,618 --> 00:23:44,326
Please, the letters!

401
00:23:44,411 --> 00:23:45,740
- Cyril!
- Apologise.

402
00:23:45,829 --> 00:23:47,454
- Cyril.
- Say you're sorry.

403
00:23:47,539 --> 00:23:50,409
- Say it.
- Say you're sorry, please!

404
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,788
All right, all right. I'm sorry.

405
00:23:53,462 --> 00:23:54,576
Help!

406
00:24:03,762 --> 00:24:06,468
What are you doing here, Mr Edelweiss?

407
00:24:08,893 --> 00:24:10,517
You naughty bird.

408
00:24:16,483 --> 00:24:18,143
Tiresome creature.

409
00:24:28,244 --> 00:24:31,993
If you're trying to impress me,
it's not working.

410
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,494
Get off.

411
00:24:38,879 --> 00:24:40,124
Get off.

412
00:24:43,592 --> 00:24:44,623
No.

413
00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,675
You are still not forgiven.

414
00:24:48,305 --> 00:24:50,178
You know what you did.

415
00:25:02,109 --> 00:25:04,516
It is rude to stare.

416
00:25:08,908 --> 00:25:10,865
Upstairs to bed, please.

417
00:25:20,794 --> 00:25:22,371
Good night, Mum.

418
00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:26,795
- Good night, Aunt Isabel.
- Good night, Aunt Isabel.

419
00:25:26,882 --> 00:25:28,875
I do hope you sleep well.

420
00:25:30,470 --> 00:25:31,501
Oh.

421
00:25:32,055 --> 00:25:35,719
Vincent, would you please put those back
where they belong?

422
00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:46,061
Ooh!

423
00:26:07,755 --> 00:26:11,040
- Thank you, Nanny McPhee.
- You're welcome.

424
00:26:11,967 --> 00:26:13,342
Off you go.

425
00:26:24,604 --> 00:26:26,596
And make yourself scarce.

426
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:28,602
Go on.

427
00:26:30,234 --> 00:26:31,515
Shoo!

428
00:26:38,116 --> 00:26:42,445
These children require five lessons,
Mrs Green.

429
00:26:42,537 --> 00:26:46,203
Lesson one, to stop fighting, is complete.

430
00:26:46,958 --> 00:26:48,951
They've stopped fighting?

431
00:26:50,461 --> 00:26:51,624
Mmm.

432
00:26:53,047 --> 00:26:55,170
Early beds tonight, I think.

433
00:26:55,967 --> 00:26:57,378
Leave it to me.

434
00:26:57,468 --> 00:27:00,884
You should be able to have
a little time to yourself.

435
00:27:00,971 --> 00:27:02,798
Time to myself?

436
00:27:03,765 --> 00:27:04,963
Mmm.

437
00:27:05,058 --> 00:27:05,972
Time to myself?

438
00:27:10,481 --> 00:27:11,939
She's coming.

439
00:27:16,653 --> 00:27:17,981
We're not fighting.

440
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:21,487
I can see that, Vincent. Thank you.

441
00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:24,326
Look, I don't know
how all that happened downstairs,

442
00:27:24,410 --> 00:27:27,031
but I'm in charge here,
and I don't need some nanny to help.

443
00:27:27,121 --> 00:27:29,160
My sister and I
aren't even part of this family,

444
00:27:29,248 --> 00:27:32,617
so whomever you've come to look after,
it certainly isn't us.

445
00:27:33,461 --> 00:27:35,500
Listen to me very carefully.

446
00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:39,088
I am going to explain to you the way I work.

447
00:27:40,342 --> 00:27:43,757
When you need me but do not want me,

448
00:27:43,845 --> 00:27:45,470
then I must stay.

449
00:27:46,264 --> 00:27:49,300
When you want me but no longer need me,

450
00:27:50,310 --> 00:27:51,969
then I have to go.

451
00:27:52,061 --> 00:27:54,184
How could anyone possibly want you?

452
00:27:54,522 --> 00:27:58,057
Well, it's an odd thought, I grant you,
but there it is.

453
00:27:58,860 --> 00:28:01,529
Now, to business.
In the absence of any spare beds,

454
00:28:01,612 --> 00:28:04,233
Norman, I presume,
will be sharing with Cyril?

455
00:28:04,323 --> 00:28:06,730
I'd rather share with a goat.

456
00:28:06,825 --> 00:28:09,198
A goat wouldn't have you, and neither will I.

457
00:28:09,370 --> 00:28:10,864
I see.

458
00:28:10,954 --> 00:28:14,323
Celia, Megsie,
would you be willing to share a bed?

459
00:28:14,416 --> 00:28:16,538
I'm not sharing anything
with that vicious harpy.

460
00:28:16,626 --> 00:28:19,579
- I'd rather share with Geraldine.
- She's our cow.

461
00:28:19,670 --> 00:28:22,790
And I'd rather share with an elephant.

462
00:28:22,882 --> 00:28:25,966
Thank you, Vincent,
but you will not be required to share.

463
00:28:26,552 --> 00:28:29,256
Ha ha. I don't have to share.
I don't have to share.

464
00:28:29,346 --> 00:28:33,558
The rest of you, however,
will have to come to some agreement.

465
00:28:34,185 --> 00:28:35,383
- Never.
- Never.

466
00:28:35,477 --> 00:28:36,640
- Never.
- Never.

467
00:28:36,728 --> 00:28:37,891
Never!

468
00:28:59,125 --> 00:29:00,239
Hmm.

469
00:29:21,395 --> 00:29:22,510
Ew!

470
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:52,498
Oh. I am so sorry.
I do beg your pardon.

471
00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:53,623
Oh!

472
00:29:53,717 --> 00:29:55,461
How are they managing?

473
00:29:55,552 --> 00:29:59,633
You must be exhausted. Do sit down.
I'm making some tea.

474
00:29:59,724 --> 00:30:03,341
Sorry, I haven't got any biscuits.
No one's got any biscuits, you know that.

475
00:30:05,228 --> 00:30:07,434
Are they all right up there?
Are they sharing?

476
00:30:07,522 --> 00:30:10,226
Yes, they're sharing very nicely.

477
00:30:11,151 --> 00:30:15,480
Indeed, they came up
with all the arrangements

478
00:30:15,947 --> 00:30:17,489
for themselves.

479
00:30:18,824 --> 00:30:20,733
But that's a miracle.

480
00:30:20,826 --> 00:30:22,320
What did you...

481
00:30:23,162 --> 00:30:25,487
How on earth did you do it?

482
00:30:26,332 --> 00:30:29,036
I'm afraid
that's classified information, Mrs Green.

483
00:30:29,126 --> 00:30:31,795
The Army is very strict about such matters.

484
00:30:31,878 --> 00:30:33,871
Oh, yes, yes, of course.

485
00:30:36,758 --> 00:30:37,837
Tea.

486
00:30:43,681 --> 00:30:46,717
Can you believe it? I haven't even
a plain old biscuit to offer you.

487
00:30:46,809 --> 00:30:48,055
I'm so sorry.

488
00:30:51,355 --> 00:30:53,680
No, you're not leaving us, are you?

489
00:30:53,774 --> 00:30:55,233
Certainly not.

490
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,522
Thank goodness.

491
00:30:57,611 --> 00:30:59,188
These children need me.

492
00:30:59,279 --> 00:31:02,067
The thing is,
I can't afford to pay you at the moment,

493
00:31:02,157 --> 00:31:04,730
- but...
- Do not concern yourself, Mrs Green.

494
00:31:04,826 --> 00:31:06,486
The Army remunerates me,

495
00:31:06,578 --> 00:31:09,282
and I have arranged
my own accommodation.

496
00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:10,991
Oh!

497
00:31:13,251 --> 00:31:17,200
Good night, Mrs Green. Enjoy your tea.

498
00:31:20,382 --> 00:31:23,549
Move over. Your hoof's in my ear.

499
00:31:23,677 --> 00:31:26,465
- I haven't got hooves.
- Not you, you idiot. Geraldine.

500
00:31:27,723 --> 00:31:30,759
What is that
perfectly frightful stench?

501
00:31:30,851 --> 00:31:32,973
It's the goat, you fool.

502
00:31:33,061 --> 00:31:36,228
This is that
ghastly nanny's doing. I know it is.

503
00:31:37,733 --> 00:31:40,306
Would you like a pillow,
Little Elly?

504
00:31:41,569 --> 00:31:43,775
You're a bit big for this bed,

505
00:31:44,780 --> 00:31:46,405
but I don't mind.

506
00:31:50,244 --> 00:31:53,494
Geraldine, you're not cooperating.
Cooperate.

507
00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:56,623
Just go to sleep.

508
00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:03,881
Calm yourself.

509
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:06,919
Are you Mrs Biggles?

510
00:32:07,635 --> 00:32:11,585
I am Nanny McPhee. Small "C," big "P."

511
00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:15,225
Good evening.

512
00:32:17,937 --> 00:32:19,099
Right.

513
00:33:20,162 --> 00:33:21,656
Oh, my darling.

514
00:33:23,331 --> 00:33:25,205
Where are you?

515
00:33:39,431 --> 00:33:40,759
All right.

516
00:33:43,809 --> 00:33:45,718
Piglets. Piglets,

517
00:33:46,603 --> 00:33:47,932
come here.

518
00:33:49,773 --> 00:33:50,853
Piggies.

519
00:33:52,109 --> 00:33:53,687
Piglets. Piglets!

520
00:33:56,696 --> 00:33:57,859
Hello.

521
00:34:14,129 --> 00:34:17,166
Off you go, piglet. That's it.

522
00:34:20,094 --> 00:34:23,213
Once you're gone, I'll get the farm.

523
00:34:42,448 --> 00:34:43,728
Hmm.

524
00:34:43,824 --> 00:34:45,651
Rise and shine.

525
00:34:45,743 --> 00:34:48,577
Beds made, nice neat hospital corners,
if you please,

526
00:34:48,662 --> 00:34:51,367
downstairs for breakfast, at the double.

527
00:34:54,418 --> 00:34:56,375
My elephant's gone.

528
00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:59,331
May I just say, it's typical
of this family to have hired a nanny

529
00:34:59,422 --> 00:35:01,379
with a face that could win the war,
hands down.

530
00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:04,384
We've not hired her,
and she's not our nanny.

531
00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:05,584
Who is she, then?

532
00:35:05,845 --> 00:35:07,588
And how did she make us
do all those things?

533
00:35:08,222 --> 00:35:09,800
I have a theory.

534
00:35:10,808 --> 00:35:12,681
She's a secret weapon.

535
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:14,591
Definitely.

536
00:35:14,686 --> 00:35:18,435
My father is very high up in the War Office,
so I know about these things.

537
00:35:18,524 --> 00:35:20,101
I suspect that that stick of hers

538
00:35:20,192 --> 00:35:23,442
releases some sort of odourless chemical
when she bangs it.

539
00:35:24,029 --> 00:35:26,235
To put it simply, she gassed us.

540
00:35:26,656 --> 00:35:27,855
Don't be daft.

541
00:35:27,950 --> 00:35:29,609
That can't possibly be legal.

542
00:35:30,619 --> 00:35:35,446
I am pleased to report, Mrs Green,
that lesson two,

543
00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:38,113
to share nicely, is complete.

544
00:35:38,208 --> 00:35:39,787
Oh, that's wonderful.

545
00:35:57,644 --> 00:36:00,728
- Is that you, Cyril?
- It is.

546
00:36:00,813 --> 00:36:04,017
Good morning, darling.
Why are you wearing a gas mask?

547
00:36:04,317 --> 00:36:06,986
- In case of a gas attack, Aunt Isabel.
- A gas...

548
00:36:07,070 --> 00:36:11,482
I don't think there's going to be a gas attack
in this part of the country, darling.

549
00:36:11,574 --> 00:36:13,613
That's why your parents sent you here.

550
00:36:14,701 --> 00:36:17,537
Poor thing.
London must be worse than I thought.

551
00:36:17,621 --> 00:36:19,032
Mmm.

552
00:36:19,123 --> 00:36:22,325
- Where's Celia, dear?
- Looking for something to wear.

553
00:36:22,417 --> 00:36:24,872
Oh, yes, I am so sorry.

554
00:36:25,628 --> 00:36:27,502
Your mother will never forgive me.

555
00:36:34,345 --> 00:36:36,717
Oh, don't tell me that's cheesecloth.

556
00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:41,220
Horrid, ugly, shapeless.

557
00:36:41,686 --> 00:36:42,717
Ugh.

558
00:36:43,437 --> 00:36:46,354
Don't forget, Norman, Farmer Macreadie
is coming for the piglets at noon.

559
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,275
I'll be back in time for that. I've got to run.

560
00:36:49,359 --> 00:36:52,610
There's a delivery of mouse traps
at the shop.

561
00:36:52,696 --> 00:36:55,531
I've got to get to them
before Mrs Docherty...

562
00:36:58,076 --> 00:36:59,736
For heaven's sake.

563
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,451
- I'll see you outside.
- Hmm?

564
00:37:11,005 --> 00:37:12,878
Oh! Don't be so disgusting.

565
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,708
You have wind
because you have collywobbles,

566
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,719
and you have the collywobbles
because you have been eating window putty.

567
00:37:19,346 --> 00:37:21,753
I'm not interested, Mr Edelweiss.

568
00:37:26,144 --> 00:37:28,183
All the piglets have gone?

569
00:37:31,441 --> 00:37:34,394
Yes, that is interesting,

570
00:37:36,237 --> 00:37:37,944
very interesting.

571
00:37:38,822 --> 00:37:39,985
Hmm.

572
00:37:40,949 --> 00:37:42,574
That's that done.

573
00:37:44,328 --> 00:37:46,201
Right. Chores.

574
00:37:46,288 --> 00:37:48,079
Megs, feed Geraldine.

575
00:37:48,165 --> 00:37:50,572
I'll get the piglets ready
for Farmer Macreadie.

576
00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:52,244
Vinnie's collecting the eggs.

577
00:37:52,335 --> 00:37:54,743
Cyril, you can sweep up the dung.

578
00:37:55,255 --> 00:37:57,294
I'd love to sweep up the dung.

579
00:37:57,507 --> 00:38:00,080
It's almost my favourite activity,

580
00:38:00,176 --> 00:38:02,880
but sadly, I've left my dung-sweepers
at home.

581
00:38:03,053 --> 00:38:05,129
- Perhaps Celia could...
- I'm coming back for you.

582
00:38:15,774 --> 00:38:17,565
What are you wearing?

583
00:38:18,944 --> 00:38:20,936
I think it's mostly tulle.

584
00:38:28,953 --> 00:38:30,911
That's my mother's wedding dress.

585
00:38:30,997 --> 00:38:35,208
No, this old thing? It can't be.
It hasn't even got a train.

586
00:38:35,293 --> 00:38:37,664
Take it off.

587
00:38:38,087 --> 00:38:41,123
I will do no such thing.
You've ruined all my clothes,

588
00:38:41,214 --> 00:38:42,958
and this is the only decent thing
in the house.

589
00:38:43,050 --> 00:38:45,967
You've stolen that from our mother's room.
Take it off!

590
00:38:46,053 --> 00:38:48,722
- I haven't stolen it, I've borrowed it.
- Megsie!

591
00:38:48,805 --> 00:38:51,011
- The piglets have escaped.
- What?

592
00:38:51,099 --> 00:38:53,340
- There's a hole!
- They're all gone!

593
00:38:53,434 --> 00:38:55,807
We've got to find them
before Farmer Macreadie comes.

594
00:38:55,896 --> 00:38:57,520
- Come on, Norman.
- Move.

595
00:38:58,314 --> 00:39:01,149
- You can't be serious.
- Listen, they're prize piglets.

596
00:39:01,233 --> 00:39:03,522
The money we get for them
pays this month's tractor hire.

597
00:39:03,611 --> 00:39:05,686
And if we lose the tractor,
we lose the harvest,

598
00:39:05,779 --> 00:39:08,022
and if we lose the harvest,
we'll lose the whole farm.

599
00:39:08,282 --> 00:39:09,741
How frightful for you.

600
00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:13,609
Please! This is our dad's farm,
and the harvest is everything.

601
00:39:14,454 --> 00:39:16,826
No, you can't make me.

602
00:39:16,915 --> 00:39:18,492
And you can't make me, either.

603
00:39:18,583 --> 00:39:22,201
I've got my gas mask on,
so that stick of yours won't work.

604
00:39:25,757 --> 00:39:27,548
Furthermore, I'm going to report you
to my father,

605
00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:29,542
who is very high up in the War Office.

606
00:39:29,635 --> 00:39:31,545
There's no time for this.

607
00:39:31,638 --> 00:39:34,804
What if it was your dad's farm?
You would help then, wouldn't you?

608
00:39:37,559 --> 00:39:40,132
Would you, Cyril? Hmm?

609
00:39:40,937 --> 00:39:42,182
Help your father?

610
00:39:45,609 --> 00:39:47,151
Blast you all.

611
00:39:59,622 --> 00:40:02,706
Oh, no, no, no.
I can't possibly run in these heels.

612
00:40:05,419 --> 00:40:07,292
Don't you dare gas me.

613
00:40:17,096 --> 00:40:18,128
Oh.

614
00:40:21,977 --> 00:40:23,387
There's one.

615
00:40:24,062 --> 00:40:27,265
- What are you doing here?
- Just helping.

616
00:40:27,356 --> 00:40:28,767
Well, come on, if you're coming.

617
00:40:31,903 --> 00:40:33,563
Come on, come on.

618
00:40:36,156 --> 00:40:38,564
I'm only helping till Mummy comes.

619
00:40:39,743 --> 00:40:41,486
- Catch it!
- Pig, heel.

620
00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:49,912
- I've got one! I've got one!
- Careful it doesn't bite.

621
00:40:58,928 --> 00:41:00,755
Right, take it slowly.

622
00:41:03,766 --> 00:41:05,841
They've caught two already?

623
00:41:07,769 --> 00:41:09,478
That will never do.

624
00:41:11,690 --> 00:41:15,059
Well, we don't want
to make it too easy for them.

625
00:41:21,533 --> 00:41:22,612
Hey!

626
00:41:25,828 --> 00:41:27,821
What on earth's it doing?

627
00:41:34,128 --> 00:41:35,326
Blimey!

628
00:41:53,479 --> 00:41:55,685
- Is that normal?
- No, it's not.

629
00:41:57,775 --> 00:42:01,393
I had no idea country life
could be quite so entertaining.

630
00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:06,982
Oh, no. Come back, piggy!

631
00:42:07,909 --> 00:42:09,189
Pig, come back!

632
00:42:09,285 --> 00:42:10,484
Come back!

633
00:42:10,662 --> 00:42:11,907
No, pig!

634
00:42:53,828 --> 00:42:57,528
Did you know? I had no idea
pigs could swim so stylishly.

635
00:42:57,623 --> 00:42:58,999
They can't.

636
00:43:18,351 --> 00:43:19,726
After them.

637
00:43:28,068 --> 00:43:29,895
Ahoy there, Phil.

638
00:43:29,987 --> 00:43:31,896
Hello, Farmer Macreadie.

639
00:43:34,074 --> 00:43:36,031
Whoa, there. Whoa. Whoa.

640
00:43:40,413 --> 00:43:42,453
Sorry to hear about the piglets.

641
00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:44,663
Piglets? What, my piglets?

642
00:43:44,750 --> 00:43:48,535
Yeah, haven't you heard? They've gone,
disappeared in the night. Escaped.

643
00:43:48,630 --> 00:43:50,172
Escaped?

644
00:43:50,256 --> 00:43:52,083
Dear, oh, dear. What a shame.

645
00:43:52,174 --> 00:43:53,668
Dreadful thing.

646
00:43:53,759 --> 00:43:55,586
Escaped, eh?

647
00:43:55,761 --> 00:43:57,753
Funny things, pigs. Clever.

648
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:01,088
I knew a pig once who could play Scrabble.

649
00:44:01,183 --> 00:44:04,053
Tapped out the words with its trotter.

650
00:44:04,144 --> 00:44:07,844
"Sty." Good score. Dear, oh, dear.

651
00:44:07,939 --> 00:44:09,599
Isabel will be in a right old tizzy,
I should think.

652
00:44:10,108 --> 00:44:13,394
Well, thanks for letting me know, Phil.
You saved me a journey.

653
00:44:13,486 --> 00:44:14,767
Bye, then.

654
00:44:17,949 --> 00:44:18,980
Wait up, there.

655
00:44:19,075 --> 00:44:22,075
One good turn deserves another.
I'll give you a ride up there.

656
00:44:22,161 --> 00:44:24,699
Oh, no, no, no, no. No, no, I'll walk.

657
00:44:24,789 --> 00:44:26,247
- Jump in.
- No, I'm good, thanks.

658
00:44:26,332 --> 00:44:27,660
- It's no bother.
- Turn around.

659
00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:28,995
- Don't be daft.
- Cheerio.

660
00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:31,160
- Go on, now. Up you jump.
- Shoo. No, please.

661
00:44:31,253 --> 00:44:32,996
- Come on.
- All right.

662
00:44:40,929 --> 00:44:43,135
I don't know how
we're ever going to catch them.

663
00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:44,800
They're getting sold in half an hour.

664
00:44:44,891 --> 00:44:49,434
If I may suggest, we need to use strategy,
tactics, a proper movement order.

665
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,679
And you were trained where, exactly?

666
00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:53,606
Cadet school.

667
00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:56,645
- Oh. Fair enough. Go on, then.
- Right.

668
00:44:57,569 --> 00:45:01,982
Now, we're here and they're there,
there, there and possibly over there.

669
00:45:07,203 --> 00:45:08,995
- Megsie?
- Ready.

670
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:10,539
- Celia?
- Ready.

671
00:45:43,446 --> 00:45:45,070
- Three.
- Two.

672
00:45:45,156 --> 00:45:46,270
One.

673
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,576
They've dug a hole.

674
00:45:49,661 --> 00:45:51,700
- Where are the piglets, Isabel?
- Oh, they've gone.

675
00:45:51,787 --> 00:45:54,112
- Oh, no!
- Every single one of them.

676
00:45:54,206 --> 00:45:56,779
- Piggy. Oink, oink.
- Gone.

677
00:45:56,875 --> 00:45:58,369
What will we do?

678
00:45:58,460 --> 00:46:00,582
They maybe got wind of the move,
Mrs Green.

679
00:46:00,670 --> 00:46:02,710
- Clever things, are pigs.
- Very clever.

680
00:46:02,798 --> 00:46:07,009
How will we pay for the tractor?
How will we get the harvest in?

681
00:46:07,093 --> 00:46:09,382
I'll try and help if I can, Mrs Green,

682
00:46:09,470 --> 00:46:11,593
but I've got me hands full with my wheat,

683
00:46:11,681 --> 00:46:15,382
- and what with my boys off fighting...
- Terrible thing, war.

684
00:46:15,476 --> 00:46:17,101
Curse these flat feet.

685
00:46:17,186 --> 00:46:19,262
I'm sorry you've had a wasted journey.

686
00:46:19,355 --> 00:46:21,146
Oh, no, not to worry.

687
00:46:22,441 --> 00:46:23,769
Good luck.

688
00:46:24,484 --> 00:46:26,394
I know. They're hiding.

689
00:46:29,156 --> 00:46:32,406
Isabel, sign it. I have a buyer today.
I might not have a buyer tomorrow.

690
00:46:32,492 --> 00:46:34,568
It won't be so bad. Think about it, Iz,

691
00:46:34,661 --> 00:46:37,116
no more worrying about tractors
or harvests or...

692
00:46:37,204 --> 00:46:38,616
Pigs!

693
00:46:38,707 --> 00:46:39,786
Pigs!

694
00:46:46,213 --> 00:46:47,458
Children.

695
00:46:58,433 --> 00:47:00,509
- Look.
- Hoorah!

696
00:47:03,188 --> 00:47:06,853
Right, then. What have we got here?
One, two, three, four and five.

697
00:47:06,941 --> 00:47:08,270
- You got the whole pride.
- Did you get all of them?

698
00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:09,438
These piglets are funny things.

699
00:47:09,527 --> 00:47:10,902
We got all of them.
Yes, all of them.

700
00:47:10,987 --> 00:47:14,237
- All of them. You did?
- I couldn't believe my eyes.

701
00:47:16,492 --> 00:47:18,283
Right, there you are.

702
00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:19,863
Tractor money.

703
00:47:24,666 --> 00:47:27,502
- And then, he did a somersault.
- Somersault?

704
00:47:28,587 --> 00:47:30,461
I didn't know you could swim.

705
00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:32,421
They're worth a lot more than that,
you know.

706
00:47:32,507 --> 00:47:34,583
These piglets are geniuses.

707
00:47:35,802 --> 00:47:37,344
They can do synchronised swimming.

708
00:47:37,428 --> 00:47:39,386
We do not tell fibs in this house.

709
00:47:39,472 --> 00:47:40,670
- They really did.
- Megsie.

710
00:47:40,765 --> 00:47:42,639
But they did do synchronised swimming.

711
00:47:42,725 --> 00:47:44,552
- That's enough, Megsie. Shush!
- It's true.

712
00:47:44,644 --> 00:47:45,806
They can climb trees.

713
00:47:45,895 --> 00:47:48,385
Stop telling fibs. Pigs don't climb trees.

714
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:49,760
- Stop being so silly.
- But we're not!

715
00:47:49,856 --> 00:47:52,811
He's only trying to get a bit more for them,
and quite right, too.

716
00:47:52,902 --> 00:47:54,811
Clever things, are pigs.

717
00:47:58,323 --> 00:47:59,402
Thank you.

718
00:47:59,491 --> 00:48:00,949
All right, come on.

719
00:48:01,034 --> 00:48:04,403
I knew a pig once,
could count to 10 in French.

720
00:48:04,496 --> 00:48:06,488
- Really?
- No.

721
00:48:07,707 --> 00:48:09,118
Come on, let's go.

722
00:48:09,208 --> 00:48:10,583
- Look here.
- Synchronised swimming.

723
00:48:10,668 --> 00:48:13,419
- Climbing trees? The very idea.
- It was climbing trees.

724
00:48:13,504 --> 00:48:15,296
It was... It was true.

725
00:48:15,381 --> 00:48:17,457
It was true. It was like...

726
00:48:17,550 --> 00:48:19,672
- They were climbing trees.
- A pirouette.

727
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,420
It was like magic.

728
00:48:24,764 --> 00:48:25,843
Yes.

729
00:48:26,766 --> 00:48:28,806
- Like...
- Magic.

730
00:48:32,022 --> 00:48:33,848
Synchronised swimming.

731
00:48:37,985 --> 00:48:41,734
I'm so proud of you. Let me hug you.

732
00:48:45,034 --> 00:48:46,409
Is that...

733
00:48:47,870 --> 00:48:49,862
Is that my wedding dress?

734
00:48:50,497 --> 00:48:51,529
It was our fault.

735
00:48:51,624 --> 00:48:53,533
- We spoiled Celia's...
- No, it's my fault.

736
00:48:53,626 --> 00:48:54,657
I borrowed it without asking.

737
00:48:54,751 --> 00:48:57,669
I didn't mean to chase the piglets in it.
I'm terribly sorry.

738
00:49:00,715 --> 00:49:03,919
- Where's the veil?
- We used it to catch the piglets.

739
00:49:04,010 --> 00:49:05,339
It's here.

740
00:49:06,346 --> 00:49:09,382
It was my fault, I'm afraid. We needed a net.

741
00:49:10,850 --> 00:49:12,012
Sorry.

742
00:49:15,354 --> 00:49:16,932
Well, I never...

743
00:49:21,026 --> 00:49:23,647
How clever you all are.

744
00:49:23,737 --> 00:49:28,066
I'll tell you what.
Tomorrow, we'll jolly well have a picnic,

745
00:49:28,408 --> 00:49:33,283
and after I've paid up the tractor,
we'll use the extra pennies for ginger beer.

746
00:49:33,997 --> 00:49:36,072
- Hooray!
- Hooray!

747
00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:39,032
Ginger beer? Ginger beer?

748
00:49:41,087 --> 00:49:45,748
Lesson three, to help each other,
is complete.

749
00:50:00,605 --> 00:50:02,644
Clever things, pigs.

750
00:50:07,820 --> 00:50:10,691
Bye-bye, Pillow. Bye-bye, Dora.

751
00:50:11,532 --> 00:50:13,109
Bye-bye, piggies.

752
00:50:17,330 --> 00:50:18,444
Mummy!

753
00:50:19,790 --> 00:50:23,040
Look, it's Mummy.
See, I told you she'd come.

754
00:50:23,126 --> 00:50:24,704
Ceels, don't.

755
00:50:24,794 --> 00:50:28,459
Mummy, you'll never guess.
We just rescued some little pigs.

756
00:50:28,548 --> 00:50:30,505
They were dancing and...

757
00:50:41,644 --> 00:50:42,723
Where's Mummy?

758
00:50:42,812 --> 00:50:45,184
Her Ladyship's still in London, Miss Celia.

759
00:50:48,483 --> 00:50:51,484
- But did you give her my message?
- I did, Miss Celia.

760
00:50:51,569 --> 00:50:53,978
Has she sent you to bring me home?

761
00:50:55,324 --> 00:50:57,446
Regretfully not, Miss Celia.

762
00:50:58,576 --> 00:51:01,992
My only instructions
was to bring the pumps you left behind.

763
00:51:02,079 --> 00:51:03,906
Fontarelli, I believe.

764
00:51:11,338 --> 00:51:13,331
I suppose she's very busy.

765
00:51:14,299 --> 00:51:15,378
That's right, Miss.

766
00:51:17,135 --> 00:51:19,009
She's very, very busy.

767
00:51:33,401 --> 00:51:36,236
What are you gawking at?
We're not some freak show, you know.

768
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,359
- Cyril, we didn't mean to be...
- Get away!

769
00:51:38,447 --> 00:51:40,570
You don't know anything about us.

770
00:51:58,174 --> 00:51:59,917
Hmm.

771
00:52:13,188 --> 00:52:14,848
I don't want them.

772
00:52:15,482 --> 00:52:17,225
Can I look at them?

773
00:52:34,584 --> 00:52:37,917
I don't care for them.
You can have them, if you want.

774
00:52:54,936 --> 00:52:58,352
These are my best,
but you can have them for everyday.

775
00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:27,010
You're it!

776
00:54:27,690 --> 00:54:30,525
I'm gonna get you for that, Vinnie!
You're it!

777
00:54:30,609 --> 00:54:33,315
Come and pass around
these buns we made.

778
00:54:34,530 --> 00:54:36,569
Not yet. Not yet.

779
00:54:38,492 --> 00:54:41,196
Oh, look, Mr Docherty, how thoughtful.

780
00:54:41,286 --> 00:54:43,528
They've put out cushions.

781
00:54:43,621 --> 00:54:45,330
You see, Mrs Docherty,
I regret to inform you

782
00:54:45,416 --> 00:54:47,906
that's a cow pat, not a cushion.

783
00:54:48,043 --> 00:54:49,371
Oh.

784
00:54:51,296 --> 00:54:54,746
Can't I sit on it anyway?
It looks so comfortable.

785
00:54:55,883 --> 00:54:56,915
Oh.

786
00:54:57,010 --> 00:54:58,468
- There we are.
- Um...

787
00:54:59,512 --> 00:55:02,216
- Can you help me down? Thank you.
- There.

788
00:55:04,099 --> 00:55:05,842
Yes, it's very comfy.

789
00:55:06,643 --> 00:55:08,434
You going to sit down? There we are.

790
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,896
Would you like a bun, Nanny McPhee?

791
00:55:11,648 --> 00:55:13,605
I think I better not. Thank you.

792
00:55:14,860 --> 00:55:17,777
Oh, for heaven's sake.
Get away with you, Mr Edelweiss.

793
00:55:17,862 --> 00:55:19,771
You revolting bird.

794
00:55:21,616 --> 00:55:25,032
Get off. I don't want you there.

795
00:55:25,119 --> 00:55:27,076
What's he done
to make you so cross with him?

796
00:55:27,163 --> 00:55:29,451
He eats inappropriate substances.

797
00:55:30,666 --> 00:55:32,409
- I'm so sorry.
- Such as?

798
00:55:32,501 --> 00:55:34,660
Such as window putty.

799
00:55:36,130 --> 00:55:37,328
Window putty?

800
00:55:37,423 --> 00:55:41,799
Such as the window putty
in every single one of my window panes,

801
00:55:41,885 --> 00:55:43,260
which all fell out at once.

802
00:55:44,053 --> 00:55:46,047
- Oh, please.
- That's bad.

803
00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:50,972
I don't care how much you love it,
you deplorable creature. It is a nasty habit.

804
00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:53,598
What are all your medals for,
Nanny McPhee?

805
00:55:56,440 --> 00:56:00,604
Courage, kindness, resolve,

806
00:56:01,821 --> 00:56:06,114
imagination, enthusiasm, basket-work

807
00:56:06,575 --> 00:56:08,282
and leaps of faith.

808
00:56:08,993 --> 00:56:11,948
- Sandwiches!
- Hooray!

809
00:56:12,623 --> 00:56:14,366
In my...

810
00:56:14,457 --> 00:56:17,791
In my capacity as warden, Mrs Green,

811
00:56:17,877 --> 00:56:22,504
might I suggest that you provide the family
with protective head gear

812
00:56:22,590 --> 00:56:25,425
in case of bombs dropping all of a sudden?

813
00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:28,336
Mrs Docherty and I wear these at home.

814
00:56:28,429 --> 00:56:32,841
I don't think bombs are going to drop
in this part of the country, Mr Docherty.

815
00:56:32,933 --> 00:56:34,807
We're in the middle of nowhere.

816
00:56:34,894 --> 00:56:38,761
Well, that is where you're possibly,
even tragically, mistaken.

817
00:56:38,855 --> 00:56:40,314
Picture this.

818
00:56:40,899 --> 00:56:42,393
An enemy plane,

819
00:56:46,363 --> 00:56:48,272
Carrying an enemy bomb.

820
00:56:50,033 --> 00:56:53,567
An enemy pilot with a bad cold.

821
00:56:53,661 --> 00:56:56,330
They get them, you know, same as we do.

822
00:56:57,206 --> 00:56:58,831
He sneezes once,

823
00:57:00,585 --> 00:57:01,664
Nothing occurs.

824
00:57:01,836 --> 00:57:03,246
He sneezes a second time,

825
00:57:05,589 --> 00:57:06,787
Again, all is well.

826
00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:10,757
He sneezes a third time,
and watch very carefully now,

827
00:57:14,347 --> 00:57:17,264
He hits the big red button
with his big red nose, and it's

828
00:57:18,559 --> 00:57:19,888
Bombs away!

829
00:57:22,730 --> 00:57:24,308
Oh, kettle's boiled.

830
00:57:31,989 --> 00:57:35,358
- Big bang, you see.
- Oh, dear, what a thought.

831
00:57:35,701 --> 00:57:37,195
We'll just have to hope

832
00:57:37,494 --> 00:57:40,163
that none of them catches a cold,
won't we, Mrs Docherty?

833
00:57:40,247 --> 00:57:42,702
- Egg and cress or bloater paste?
- Ham.

834
00:57:43,666 --> 00:57:45,991
Norman,
watch me do a handstand.

835
00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:54,588
Shoo! Shoo!

836
00:57:54,677 --> 00:57:57,167
- Time for ginger beer.
- Ginger beer!

837
00:58:00,057 --> 00:58:02,548
- Megsie has more.
- No, she hasn't.

838
00:58:02,643 --> 00:58:04,719
Norman has up to the fourth ring,
as well.

839
00:58:04,811 --> 00:58:06,353
All right, I've got two drops left.

840
00:58:06,438 --> 00:58:08,561
- For me.
- Me.

841
00:58:08,648 --> 00:58:11,399
There's Uncle Phil. Quick, hide the cake.

842
00:58:12,569 --> 00:58:14,692
I wasn't sure he was coming.

843
00:58:15,947 --> 00:58:18,651
But here he is, with his silly contract.

844
00:58:19,492 --> 00:58:22,576
Oh, wait, that looks more like a letter.

845
00:58:22,661 --> 00:58:25,413
Norman, Megsie,
Uncle Phil's got a letter for us.

846
00:58:25,498 --> 00:58:28,664
A letter from Rory.
That'll be nice after all their waiting.

847
00:58:31,753 --> 00:58:33,247
That's not a letter, dear.

848
00:58:36,759 --> 00:58:38,169
It's yellow.

849
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,338
It's a telegram.

850
00:58:40,762 --> 00:58:41,793
What's that?

851
00:58:42,514 --> 00:58:43,924
From the War Office.

852
00:58:52,690 --> 00:58:54,101
That's not for us, is it?

853
00:59:02,283 --> 00:59:04,654
It's not always bad news, is it?

854
00:59:09,122 --> 00:59:12,491
I mean, we've got to have a little faith,
haven't we?

855
00:59:27,306 --> 00:59:28,765
Oh.

856
00:59:31,435 --> 00:59:32,466
Mum?

857
00:59:36,439 --> 00:59:38,148
"Killed in action."

858
00:59:50,203 --> 00:59:51,448
I'm so...

859
01:00:18,396 --> 01:00:19,806
Rotten luck.

860
01:00:28,864 --> 01:00:30,987
It's a brilliant bit of design, this machine.

861
01:00:31,074 --> 01:00:34,988
- He must've been a terribly good...
- He's not dead, you know.

862
01:00:35,078 --> 01:00:36,157
What?

863
01:00:36,829 --> 01:00:39,321
He's not dead. I know he's not.

864
01:00:39,666 --> 01:00:41,374
They've got it wrong.

865
01:00:41,459 --> 01:00:44,662
- Norman, the Army doesn't get it...
- They've got it wrong.

866
01:00:45,671 --> 01:00:46,834
Sorry.

867
01:00:48,048 --> 01:00:51,252
But how? How do you know?

868
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:58,428
Look, my dad's always saying
he feels things in his bones.

869
01:00:59,059 --> 01:01:00,718
He can feel weather coming,

870
01:01:00,810 --> 01:01:02,804
and he knows when things
are going to happen,

871
01:01:02,896 --> 01:01:06,894
like if a cow's going to calve,
or if a lamb's in trouble.

872
01:01:06,983 --> 01:01:09,853
And he's always right. Every time.

873
01:01:09,944 --> 01:01:13,692
Well, I can feel it in my bones that he's alive.
I just know it.

874
01:01:13,781 --> 01:01:17,399
You don't think that you feel this way
because you've just heard, or...

875
01:01:17,493 --> 01:01:20,410
No, it's not that. I just know.

876
01:01:23,248 --> 01:01:24,576
All right.

877
01:01:26,251 --> 01:01:28,742
So, what do you want to do about it?

878
01:01:28,837 --> 01:01:32,040
We need to find out where he is,
and we need to find out fast.

879
01:01:32,424 --> 01:01:35,045
Mum will sell the farm
if she believes he's dead.

880
01:01:35,134 --> 01:01:37,542
She'll think we can't manage it on our own.

881
01:01:37,637 --> 01:01:40,211
The thing is, how do I find him?

882
01:01:40,765 --> 01:01:43,386
I can't very well go off looking for him.

883
01:01:43,810 --> 01:01:47,095
- There might be a way.
- What? What? Tell me.

884
01:01:47,187 --> 01:01:49,096
Well, it's just... My father.

885
01:01:49,189 --> 01:01:51,479
- He's very high up in the War Office.
- Very high up in the War Office.

886
01:01:51,567 --> 01:01:53,061
Exactly, he'd be able to find out quickly.

887
01:01:53,152 --> 01:01:54,183
- Where is he?
- London.

888
01:01:54,278 --> 01:01:56,815
- Then how do we get to him?
- I don't know. We need help.

889
01:01:56,905 --> 01:02:00,487
- Should we ask your mother?
- No. No, I need to prove that he's alive,

890
01:02:01,159 --> 01:02:02,736
bring her proof.

891
01:02:03,912 --> 01:02:06,450
Then who? Who can help us?

892
01:02:23,180 --> 01:02:25,386
The boys are
on their way to London.

893
01:02:25,473 --> 01:02:26,504
They can't be.

894
01:02:26,933 --> 01:02:28,428
They said they were checking the barley.

895
01:02:28,519 --> 01:02:29,977
No, listen.

896
01:02:30,062 --> 01:02:32,932
"Megs, Dad not dead.

897
01:02:33,023 --> 01:02:35,560
"Feel it in bones. Don't tell Mum.

898
01:02:35,942 --> 01:02:37,899
"Have gone to London with Cyril
to get proof.

899
01:02:37,985 --> 01:02:40,524
"That's the only thing that will stop her
from selling the farm."

900
01:02:40,613 --> 01:02:43,780
But she's decided to sell, she said so.
Can't we tell her?

901
01:02:43,866 --> 01:02:47,199
No, Norman's right.
We mustn't say anything until he has proof.

902
01:02:47,286 --> 01:02:50,286
- So we've got to stop her till he gets back.
- Exactly.

903
01:02:50,372 --> 01:02:51,700
Where are we?

904
01:02:51,791 --> 01:02:54,364
Chelsea.
Haven't you been here before?

905
01:02:54,460 --> 01:02:56,785
I've never even been to London before.

906
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,571
Lord Nelson.

907
01:04:02,065 --> 01:04:04,983
What are we going to do?
This is going to take ages.

908
01:04:05,068 --> 01:04:06,776
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

909
01:04:08,279 --> 01:04:09,904
I was hoping to avoid this,

910
01:04:09,989 --> 01:04:14,816
but, Norman, could you please turn
that little red wheel all the way, clockwise?

911
01:04:16,328 --> 01:04:17,953
Right, thank you.

912
01:04:20,624 --> 01:04:23,459
Nanny McPhee, how long is this going to...

913
01:04:39,266 --> 01:04:41,758
I can't bear London in the traffic.

914
01:04:46,732 --> 01:04:47,846
- Morning.
- Morning.

915
01:04:47,941 --> 01:04:50,432
- Sleep well?
- Yes, thanks.

916
01:04:50,527 --> 01:04:52,519
- Look what I've got.
- What's that?

917
01:04:52,612 --> 01:04:56,112
- It's a kidney dish, Phil.
- It fits two in quite snugly.

918
01:04:58,076 --> 01:04:59,784
Surely you don't need both.

919
01:04:59,869 --> 01:05:04,032
Listen, ladies, the deeds to the farm
will be in your hands before you know it.

920
01:05:04,123 --> 01:05:05,403
Oh, I do hope so, Phil,

921
01:05:05,499 --> 01:05:08,951
'cause the fact is, kidney removal
is quite a long and painful procedure.

922
01:05:10,212 --> 01:05:12,004
And we're on a very tight schedule.

923
01:05:24,351 --> 01:05:26,343
Here we are. Out you get.

924
01:05:31,274 --> 01:05:32,852
- Ready?
- Ready.

925
01:05:33,902 --> 01:05:35,360
Best of luck.

926
01:05:43,786 --> 01:05:45,529
- You all right?
- Yes.

927
01:05:46,538 --> 01:05:48,531
A bit nervous, but yes.

928
01:05:56,506 --> 01:05:59,957
Please, sir. We're here to see Lord Gray
on a matter of life and death.

929
01:06:00,051 --> 01:06:02,043
Get lost before I thump you.

930
01:06:03,346 --> 01:06:04,923
Tell him.

931
01:06:05,014 --> 01:06:06,841
- He's my father.
- Prove it.

932
01:06:07,225 --> 01:06:09,894
- What?
- Prove it or hop it.

933
01:06:11,979 --> 01:06:15,347
Sergeant Jeffreys, you've grown.

934
01:06:15,732 --> 01:06:17,475
Nanny McPhee, ma'am.

935
01:06:25,325 --> 01:06:27,198
At your service, ma'am.

936
01:06:28,286 --> 01:06:29,530
At ease, Ralph.

937
01:06:31,956 --> 01:06:34,827
- Lesson three paid off, I see.
- Certainly did, ma'am.

938
01:06:35,084 --> 01:06:37,160
- How's the Army treating you?
- Proudly, ma'am.

939
01:06:37,253 --> 01:06:39,210
Have you learned to eat your greens?

940
01:06:41,465 --> 01:06:42,923
Well?

941
01:06:43,008 --> 01:06:45,582
I can't lie to you, Nanny McPhee.

942
01:06:45,678 --> 01:06:47,504
Broccoli still presents a challenge.

943
01:06:47,721 --> 01:06:49,797
Try it with cheese.

944
01:06:49,890 --> 01:06:54,432
And don't forget, in May and June,
asparagus can be a pleasant alternative.

945
01:06:56,813 --> 01:07:00,182
I shall answer for these children.
Please let them in, immediately.

946
01:07:00,275 --> 01:07:01,982
On the double, Nanny McPhee, ma'am.

947
01:07:37,101 --> 01:07:40,101
All right, Phil, I'm ready to sign.

948
01:07:42,355 --> 01:07:44,396
Mum, what are you doing?

949
01:07:45,442 --> 01:07:48,775
- You know what I'm doing, darling.
- But, well, you've got to wait for Norman.

950
01:07:48,862 --> 01:07:50,273
No more waiting!

951
01:07:50,363 --> 01:07:52,854
If we wait another second,
we'll lose the kidneys.

952
01:07:53,533 --> 01:07:56,570
I mean the sale. The sale.

953
01:07:56,661 --> 01:07:59,864
Megsie, there's nothing
that Norman can do about this.

954
01:08:19,015 --> 01:08:21,257
What is the meaning of this, boy?

955
01:08:21,685 --> 01:08:24,555
Sorry to disturb you, sir,

956
01:08:24,646 --> 01:08:26,353
but we need your help.

957
01:08:27,648 --> 01:08:30,186
- We've come all the way from the country.
- We?

958
01:08:30,401 --> 01:08:32,559
He means me, Uncle.

959
01:08:32,653 --> 01:08:34,646
I mean, Uncle Your Lordship.

960
01:08:35,406 --> 01:08:36,948
And you are?

961
01:08:37,032 --> 01:08:40,116
Norman, sir. Your nephew, sir.

962
01:08:40,202 --> 01:08:41,482
Aunt Isabel's son.

963
01:08:42,078 --> 01:08:44,949
Ah, yes, the girl who made
that unfortunate marriage.

964
01:08:45,207 --> 01:08:47,449
Her happy marriage to my father, sir,

965
01:08:47,542 --> 01:08:51,492
who's fighting for your army,
so I'll thank you to be more civil.

966
01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:05,047
And what is your business here, pray?

967
01:09:07,602 --> 01:09:11,553
Sir, we need you to find out
what's happened to Norman's father.

968
01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:14,394
To Uncle Rory.

969
01:09:14,860 --> 01:09:16,982
We got a telegram saying...

970
01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:20,645
Yes?

971
01:09:22,367 --> 01:09:24,490
...he was killed in action.

972
01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:27,033
But I know it's wrong. I know he's alive.

973
01:09:27,497 --> 01:09:30,248
I see. So, you're saying that the telegram,

974
01:09:30,332 --> 01:09:34,330
a telegram sent from the War Office,
contained false information?

975
01:09:34,754 --> 01:09:35,833
Exactly.

976
01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:37,084
And you have proof, of course,

977
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,916
otherwise you would not have dared
to come here.

978
01:09:40,550 --> 01:09:44,382
Has your father contacted you
since you received the telegram?

979
01:09:45,722 --> 01:09:46,754
No.

980
01:09:47,474 --> 01:09:50,724
Then one of his unit
has been in touch, presumably?

981
01:09:53,938 --> 01:09:54,969
No.

982
01:09:56,232 --> 01:09:58,225
Then what proof have you?

983
01:09:59,819 --> 01:10:01,811
I can feel it in my bones.

984
01:10:02,613 --> 01:10:06,195
- In your what? What?
- I can feel it in my bones.

985
01:10:06,283 --> 01:10:08,489
In your bones?

986
01:10:08,577 --> 01:10:10,451
Feel it in your bones?

987
01:10:12,372 --> 01:10:14,661
- Yes.
- Great heavens, boy.

988
01:10:14,750 --> 01:10:17,205
Do you mean you've persuaded
my weak-willed son

989
01:10:17,293 --> 01:10:20,543
to bring you here, in the middle of a war,

990
01:10:20,630 --> 01:10:25,422
with some cock-and-bull story
about a feeling you have in your bones?

991
01:10:25,510 --> 01:10:27,301
He's not weak-willed.

992
01:10:27,386 --> 01:10:29,178
It was him who saved the piglets

993
01:10:29,263 --> 01:10:32,217
and him that thought of helping us
by coming here.

994
01:10:32,307 --> 01:10:34,347
And I know I'm right about my father.

995
01:10:34,434 --> 01:10:37,104
Please, can't you just inquire?

996
01:10:41,233 --> 01:10:45,561
There are thousands of men
fighting in my army.

997
01:10:45,653 --> 01:10:48,773
Why should I give your father,
however worthy he may be,

998
01:10:48,865 --> 01:10:50,656
my special attention?

999
01:10:54,036 --> 01:10:55,365
Because...

1000
01:10:56,705 --> 01:10:59,660
Because they love him,
and so does Auntie Isabel,

1001
01:10:59,751 --> 01:11:01,293
and they need him.

1002
01:11:01,752 --> 01:11:04,124
And I know why you sent us away
to them, too.

1003
01:11:04,463 --> 01:11:06,171
It had nothing to do with bombs.

1004
01:11:06,882 --> 01:11:08,424
I know you and Mother are getting a divorce.

1005
01:11:08,508 --> 01:11:11,545
- Enough!
- No, you will listen!

1006
01:11:11,637 --> 01:11:14,044
You've made your lives
and our lives a misery.

1007
01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:16,131
Isn't that enough for you?

1008
01:11:19,602 --> 01:11:22,472
At least help Aunt Isabel and Uncle Rory
to be together.

1009
01:11:49,714 --> 01:11:51,042
Wait here.

1010
01:12:11,567 --> 01:12:14,652
- Hurry it along there, Isabel.
- Well, I've got to read it, haven't I?

1011
01:12:14,738 --> 01:12:16,018
Right.

1012
01:12:16,114 --> 01:12:18,605
Mum, please, wait. Please.

1013
01:12:18,699 --> 01:12:20,277
Stop it, Megsie.

1014
01:12:24,204 --> 01:12:26,910
"Those shall be accepted
in reserve..."

1015
01:12:28,876 --> 01:12:31,248
A mouse. A mouse under the chair.

1016
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:54,014
Are they really going to get a divorce,
your mum and dad?

1017
01:12:57,653 --> 01:12:59,063
So who will you live with?

1018
01:13:00,823 --> 01:13:04,322
My mother, I suppose.
Won't make much difference.

1019
01:13:04,409 --> 01:13:06,983
We hardly ever see him or her.

1020
01:13:08,747 --> 01:13:11,866
We only ever get wheeled out for them
on special occasions.

1021
01:13:14,836 --> 01:13:18,086
You can come live with us, you know.
You and Celia.

1022
01:13:19,298 --> 01:13:20,579
That's jolly decent of you.

1023
01:13:33,395 --> 01:13:34,426
I'm sorry.

1024
01:13:35,188 --> 01:13:36,350
What does it say?

1025
01:13:37,358 --> 01:13:39,101
I'm afraid he's M.I.A.

1026
01:13:40,902 --> 01:13:44,068
- What's that?
- Missing in action.

1027
01:13:45,907 --> 01:13:47,566
I'm sorry, Norman.

1028
01:13:51,162 --> 01:13:52,241
Wait.

1029
01:13:53,372 --> 01:13:54,701
"Missing"?

1030
01:13:55,541 --> 01:13:58,411
"Missing in action," not "killed in action"?

1031
01:13:58,627 --> 01:13:59,825
Not killed.

1032
01:13:59,920 --> 01:14:03,336
The telegram you received was incorrect.

1033
01:14:03,424 --> 01:14:07,503
In fact, there's no record of any telegram
having been sent.

1034
01:14:08,053 --> 01:14:10,259
Which is something we should look into...

1035
01:14:10,346 --> 01:14:12,469
I knew it. He's alive.

1036
01:14:12,556 --> 01:14:14,099
Thank you, Uncle.

1037
01:14:14,184 --> 01:14:16,888
He's my nephew. He's a country boy.

1038
01:14:17,103 --> 01:14:19,261
"Rough diamond," as they say.

1039
01:14:21,065 --> 01:14:24,480
Come on, we've got to get back.
We've got to tell Mum.

1040
01:14:25,152 --> 01:14:26,315
Cyril,

1041
01:14:39,458 --> 01:14:42,707
it's done you good, all that country air.

1042
01:14:51,135 --> 01:14:52,416
Carry on.

1043
01:14:53,262 --> 01:14:54,637
I will, sir.

1044
01:14:55,848 --> 01:14:57,390
I mean, Father.

1045
01:15:00,393 --> 01:15:01,638
Right-o.

1046
01:15:02,730 --> 01:15:03,809
Right-o.

1047
01:15:16,034 --> 01:15:18,607
Norman, if the War Office
never sent that telegram,

1048
01:15:18,703 --> 01:15:20,991
it means the one you saw was forged,

1049
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:24,495
but who would forge a telegram
saying someone was dead?

1050
01:15:24,583 --> 01:15:27,039
- Who would do something that awful?
- Uncle Phil.

1051
01:15:27,128 --> 01:15:29,832
He's been trying to get Mum
to sell our half of the farm.

1052
01:15:29,922 --> 01:15:32,756
He must have known she'd sell
if she thought Dad was dead.

1053
01:15:32,841 --> 01:15:33,872
We've got to hurry.

1054
01:15:35,510 --> 01:15:38,297
He's not dead. He's only missing.

1055
01:15:38,387 --> 01:15:39,799
That is good news.

1056
01:15:39,890 --> 01:15:43,590
But we've got to get back quickly.
We'll explain on the way.

1057
01:15:51,859 --> 01:15:55,394
Celia, please, stop screaming!

1058
01:15:56,321 --> 01:15:59,737
It's been half an hour.

1059
01:16:01,367 --> 01:16:02,861
There is no mouse.

1060
01:16:04,830 --> 01:16:06,952
I saw it. Must have escaped.

1061
01:16:11,085 --> 01:16:12,164
Right.

1062
01:16:12,253 --> 01:16:15,123
Isabel, let's just get this done, shall we?

1063
01:16:23,430 --> 01:16:25,173
Have you got a pen?

1064
01:16:27,977 --> 01:16:29,768
Mum, please wait.

1065
01:16:29,853 --> 01:16:31,478
That's enough, Megsie.

1066
01:16:31,563 --> 01:16:34,184
- Phil, find a pen.
- Another pen. Right.

1067
01:16:50,747 --> 01:16:51,778
Ah.

1068
01:16:57,296 --> 01:16:59,537
Nanny McPhee, we need you.

1069
01:16:59,631 --> 01:17:01,670
Please, Nanny McPhee, we need you.

1070
01:17:02,175 --> 01:17:05,461
Please, please, Nanny McPhee, we need you.

1071
01:17:05,554 --> 01:17:07,593
Nanny McPhee, we need you.

1072
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:11,298
We need you. We need you. We need you.

1073
01:17:18,316 --> 01:17:21,150
Norman, could you hand me
my stick, please?

1074
01:17:23,862 --> 01:17:25,653
Actually, better still,

1075
01:17:25,739 --> 01:17:29,274
could you just bang it down
on the road once, quite hard?

1076
01:17:30,786 --> 01:17:31,948
Go on.

1077
01:17:32,871 --> 01:17:34,697
Don't drop it.

1078
01:17:34,789 --> 01:17:39,285
The paperwork involved in replacing it
simply doesn't bear thinking about.

1079
01:17:41,713 --> 01:17:44,382
Well done. Put it back.

1080
01:17:46,133 --> 01:17:48,209
- What did it do?
- What?

1081
01:17:48,302 --> 01:17:51,635
When Norman banged the stick,
what was it for?

1082
01:18:02,648 --> 01:18:03,811
Hello.

1083
01:18:13,826 --> 01:18:17,824
Mum, please, don't. It's our farm.
Don't sign it.

1084
01:18:17,914 --> 01:18:20,072
This is all self-explanatory.

1085
01:18:20,874 --> 01:18:22,416
Oh! So is this.

1086
01:18:23,543 --> 01:18:27,754
And that. And you just sign it there.

1087
01:18:32,010 --> 01:18:33,504
Where is the pen?

1088
01:18:33,595 --> 01:18:35,552
For heaven's sake, Phil.

1089
01:18:39,433 --> 01:18:40,761
Never mind.

1090
01:18:42,395 --> 01:18:43,937
They were here.

1091
01:18:49,151 --> 01:18:50,182
Bye.

1092
01:18:51,528 --> 01:18:54,020
I thought you wanted me
to sign the thing.

1093
01:18:54,114 --> 01:18:55,822
I don't understand.

1094
01:18:56,950 --> 01:18:58,693
Someone must've...

1095
01:18:58,785 --> 01:19:01,276
I don't think there are any more pens, Mum.

1096
01:19:20,973 --> 01:19:23,049
- Nanny McPhee.
- Yes, dearie?

1097
01:19:23,141 --> 01:19:25,679
How fast can this thing go, exactly?

1098
01:19:51,376 --> 01:19:53,036
Look what I found.

1099
01:19:58,717 --> 01:20:01,966
Right. Isabel,
let's get this thing done, shall we?

1100
01:20:03,137 --> 01:20:05,379
Let's get this signed, Isabel.

1101
01:20:05,764 --> 01:20:09,216
I'll steady your hand.
Steady your hand. There.

1102
01:20:10,770 --> 01:20:13,854
Just... Just there, that's it.

1103
01:20:15,941 --> 01:20:18,099
- What are we going to do?
- I don't know.

1104
01:20:18,693 --> 01:20:20,153
Yes.

1105
01:20:20,237 --> 01:20:22,644
I can't think of anything
that could stop him now.

1106
01:20:36,794 --> 01:20:37,825
"L-S..."

1107
01:21:05,946 --> 01:21:08,153
- It's a UXB.
- What's that?

1108
01:21:08,241 --> 01:21:10,280
An unexploded bomb.
We have them in London.

1109
01:21:10,368 --> 01:21:12,443
Could go off at any second.

1110
01:21:13,120 --> 01:21:14,495
- What?
- What?

1111
01:21:14,580 --> 01:21:16,239
It might not. It depends.

1112
01:21:16,581 --> 01:21:18,704
But it'll destroy the harvest.

1113
01:21:19,334 --> 01:21:21,457
It's a sign.

1114
01:21:21,545 --> 01:21:23,003
They're coming for me.

1115
01:21:23,088 --> 01:21:24,712
Stop panicking. Help is at hand.

1116
01:21:24,798 --> 01:21:26,340
They're gonna kill me.

1117
01:21:26,424 --> 01:21:27,835
- Unexploded bomb!
- They're gonna kill me!

1118
01:21:27,925 --> 01:21:29,503
- Unexploded bomb!
- Who? Who's going to kill you?

1119
01:21:29,593 --> 01:21:31,171
The hit-women.

1120
01:21:31,262 --> 01:21:32,805
The lady heavies.

1121
01:21:32,889 --> 01:21:36,756
I'm here. Stop all that panicking. Stop it!

1122
01:21:36,851 --> 01:21:39,009
I can't stop it. I'm going to die.

1123
01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,513
I'm going to get under the table.

1124
01:21:40,604 --> 01:21:42,063
I'm going to put the kettle on.

1125
01:21:42,147 --> 01:21:43,475
Mine's a milk and two sugars.

1126
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:44,680
Thank God. You have to arrest me,

1127
01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:46,732
and you have to arrest me now,
before they get here.

1128
01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:48,017
What?

1129
01:21:48,111 --> 01:21:51,029
Arrest me now! I repeat...

1130
01:21:51,114 --> 01:21:55,028
Arrest you for what? What's the crime?
There's got to be a crime.

1131
01:21:55,117 --> 01:21:56,528
Try forgery.

1132
01:21:57,287 --> 01:21:59,030
Norman, where have you been?

1133
01:21:59,164 --> 01:22:01,452
To the War Office. Dad's alive.

1134
01:22:04,543 --> 01:22:05,622
What?

1135
01:22:06,795 --> 01:22:10,628
- Uncle Phil forged the telegram.
- Yes.

1136
01:22:10,716 --> 01:22:13,717
Norman's right. There's your crime.

1137
01:22:13,802 --> 01:22:15,795
- Now will you arrest me?
- Phil, you...

1138
01:22:15,887 --> 01:22:17,595
Look, none of you seem to realise

1139
01:22:17,681 --> 01:22:20,551
that there could be a fatalistic explosion
at any second of the moment.

1140
01:22:20,641 --> 01:22:23,394
Quiet, please. Quiet, please, all of you.

1141
01:22:25,438 --> 01:22:26,636
Norman,

1142
01:22:28,733 --> 01:22:30,061
come here.

1143
01:22:32,111 --> 01:22:34,069
Dad's missing in action.

1144
01:22:37,408 --> 01:22:38,570
Go on.

1145
01:22:39,118 --> 01:22:41,608
But I can feel it in my bones that he's alive.

1146
01:22:44,247 --> 01:22:48,245
Oh, well, then, it must be true.

1147
01:22:52,797 --> 01:22:56,082
Thank you. Thank you, my darling.
My darling.

1148
01:22:57,636 --> 01:22:59,343
My darling boy.

1149
01:22:59,429 --> 01:23:02,762
- And Cyril. Thank him, too.
- Cyril, you, too?

1150
01:23:03,849 --> 01:23:05,806
Cyril, come here.

1151
01:23:05,893 --> 01:23:07,766
- My brave boy.
- Did you hear that?

1152
01:23:07,853 --> 01:23:10,640
- What?
- I'm a forger, a villainous forger.

1153
01:23:10,731 --> 01:23:13,815
Leave it. There's a bomb out there
what needs dealing with.

1154
01:23:13,901 --> 01:23:14,980
- Bomb?
- Bomb?

1155
01:23:15,068 --> 01:23:16,859
Quick, come and look.

1156
01:23:17,654 --> 01:23:20,571
Here's the cuffs, Phil. Sort it out yourself.

1157
01:23:20,656 --> 01:23:22,116
Now, "Bombs."

1158
01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:25,117
- It's a UXB.
- That means unexploded bomb.

1159
01:23:25,203 --> 01:23:28,488
But the barley.
If it goes off, it will be destroyed.

1160
01:23:28,748 --> 01:23:30,123
"Defusing your bomb."

1161
01:23:30,207 --> 01:23:31,618
No! No, no, no, no, no.

1162
01:23:31,709 --> 01:23:34,116
Cuff me to you. To you.

1163
01:23:34,212 --> 01:23:36,334
That way I'll be safe.

1164
01:23:40,551 --> 01:23:42,459
Can someone help me with these, please?

1165
01:23:42,719 --> 01:23:45,673
You don't deserve any help,
you completely wicked person.

1166
01:23:45,972 --> 01:23:49,507
Please, I'm begging you, Megsie.

1167
01:23:49,601 --> 01:23:50,846
Allow me.

1168
01:24:00,862 --> 01:24:02,521
I mean, thank you.

1169
01:24:18,336 --> 01:24:21,206
I am about to disarm the device.

1170
01:24:33,517 --> 01:24:36,721
- He fell over.
- I think he may have fainted.

1171
01:24:36,812 --> 01:24:39,018
Who's going to defuse it now?

1172
01:24:39,606 --> 01:24:42,560
Boys, check on Mr Docherty
and put that ladder back up.

1173
01:24:42,651 --> 01:24:44,026
Celia, get his pamphlet.

1174
01:24:44,110 --> 01:24:46,316
You read out the instructions
'cause you've got the best diction.

1175
01:24:46,404 --> 01:24:50,449
Nanny McPhee, please, help me stop them.

1176
01:24:51,826 --> 01:24:54,531
Somehow, I doubt that will be possible.

1177
01:25:03,963 --> 01:25:05,421
Anyone there?

1178
01:25:07,215 --> 01:25:08,709
It's just, I'm not comfy.

1179
01:25:15,307 --> 01:25:16,717
"Defusing your bomb.

1180
01:25:16,808 --> 01:25:21,019
"Three simple steps
to an explosion-free day.

1181
01:25:21,103 --> 01:25:24,936
"Step one.
Open the vent situated by the tail fin."

1182
01:25:25,024 --> 01:25:26,400
- Open the vent.
- Open the vent.

1183
01:25:26,484 --> 01:25:27,978
Open the vent.

1184
01:25:29,111 --> 01:25:32,314
Vent open.

1185
01:25:32,406 --> 01:25:34,232
What's next?

1186
01:25:34,324 --> 01:25:36,401
"Step two. Cut the blue wire."

1187
01:25:36,494 --> 01:25:38,367
- Blue wire.
- Blue wire.

1188
01:25:51,674 --> 01:25:53,750
These are going to be too big.

1189
01:25:53,843 --> 01:25:56,168
- What else can we use?
- Has anyone got a penknife?

1190
01:26:00,098 --> 01:26:01,427
Oh!

1191
01:26:04,937 --> 01:26:06,846
Try these.

1192
01:26:15,322 --> 01:26:16,946
These are perfect.

1193
01:26:17,031 --> 01:26:18,609
Well done, Celia.

1194
01:26:27,792 --> 01:26:29,202
What's next?

1195
01:26:48,310 --> 01:26:49,971
- Yoo-hoo!
- Yoo-hoo!

1196
01:26:51,814 --> 01:26:53,190
Hello, Phil.

1197
01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:59,064
"Step three. Cut the red wire."

1198
01:26:59,154 --> 01:27:00,897
- Red wire.
- Red wire.

1199
01:27:08,455 --> 01:27:09,534
- Can you see it?
- Is it there?

1200
01:27:09,622 --> 01:27:12,658
- Have you done it?
- Be quiet. I can't reach it.

1201
01:27:19,048 --> 01:27:21,290
Isn't it exciting?

1202
01:27:24,761 --> 01:27:25,841
What?

1203
01:27:40,360 --> 01:27:42,933
- I did it.
- Well done.

1204
01:27:43,029 --> 01:27:44,523
Jolly good.

1205
01:27:44,614 --> 01:27:46,238
Megsie, well done.

1206
01:27:50,912 --> 01:27:51,943
Uh-oh.

1207
01:27:54,123 --> 01:27:57,124
What's it doing? What's it doing?

1208
01:27:58,377 --> 01:28:00,499
We've got such good news, Phil.

1209
01:28:00,587 --> 01:28:03,921
We're not going to remove your kidneys
after all. That's right.

1210
01:28:04,008 --> 01:28:08,005
Mrs Big has decided that kidney removal
just wasn't good enough for you.

1211
01:28:08,094 --> 01:28:09,885
It lacked finesse.

1212
01:28:09,971 --> 01:28:12,094
She wants us to stuff you, Phil.

1213
01:28:12,181 --> 01:28:16,594
Stuff you, and put you in the entrance
to the casino as a warning to others.

1214
01:28:18,146 --> 01:28:19,308
You can't do that.

1215
01:28:19,397 --> 01:28:22,231
Oh, don't worry, Phil,
Miss Turvey's a professional.

1216
01:28:26,236 --> 01:28:29,237
Here is an early example of my work.

1217
01:28:30,282 --> 01:28:32,405
And here's how you'll look.

1218
01:28:33,827 --> 01:28:35,570
It's uncanny, isn't it?

1219
01:28:35,662 --> 01:28:40,620
Only thing is, we will have to scoop you out
while you're still, well...

1220
01:28:42,002 --> 01:28:43,164
Alive.

1221
01:28:43,253 --> 01:28:44,912
No!

1222
01:28:45,796 --> 01:28:47,540
What does it say about the light?

1223
01:28:47,631 --> 01:28:49,707
You can check yourself,
there is absolutely nothing

1224
01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:51,176
- in the whole book.
- Wait, there's a footnote.

1225
01:28:51,261 --> 01:28:54,178
"On certain enemy bombs,
there will be a step four.

1226
01:28:54,263 --> 01:28:55,342
"Cut the green wire."

1227
01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:57,507
I can't see any green wire.

1228
01:28:57,975 --> 01:29:00,050
It must be covered by all this grey stuff.

1229
01:29:00,977 --> 01:29:02,436
It's hard as nails.

1230
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:05,557
Algernon, I don't want you
to miss the bomb going off. Come on, dear.

1231
01:29:05,899 --> 01:29:07,097
Wait. Here.

1232
01:29:07,192 --> 01:29:11,023
"Warning, if the green wire
is protected with explosive putty..."

1233
01:29:11,112 --> 01:29:13,104
- Putty?
- "...red lights will come on,

1234
01:29:13,197 --> 01:29:15,440
"beginning the countdown to explosion."

1235
01:29:17,702 --> 01:29:18,864
Why is that at the back?

1236
01:29:18,953 --> 01:29:21,788
We all need to take cover right now!

1237
01:29:21,872 --> 01:29:24,078
Come down, Megsie!

1238
01:29:24,166 --> 01:29:25,245
Look.

1239
01:29:26,001 --> 01:29:27,709
- Megsie!
- Mum, wait.

1240
01:29:27,795 --> 01:29:29,622
Megsie, come down now!

1241
01:29:33,175 --> 01:29:35,630
Mr Edelweiss is eating the putty.

1242
01:29:36,052 --> 01:29:37,926
Megsie, come down now.

1243
01:29:40,557 --> 01:29:41,802
Megsie!

1244
01:29:42,892 --> 01:29:45,513
- Megsie, please, come down!
- What's happening?

1245
01:29:45,603 --> 01:29:47,809
- Megsie, it's too dangerous.
- You have to come down now.

1246
01:29:47,897 --> 01:29:49,688
I can see the green wire.

1247
01:30:10,626 --> 01:30:13,662
- We did it.
- My darling, come down.

1248
01:30:13,754 --> 01:30:14,917
You did it.

1249
01:30:15,005 --> 01:30:17,544
You did it, darling. Come down now.

1250
01:30:18,217 --> 01:30:19,842
Well done, Megs!

1251
01:30:21,178 --> 01:30:24,048
You clever, clever girl. Come down.

1252
01:30:26,141 --> 01:30:27,551
The bomb's been defused.

1253
01:30:28,184 --> 01:30:30,261
Oh, it was nothing.

1254
01:30:32,439 --> 01:30:35,226
I knew you could do it, Megsie.
Well done.

1255
01:30:41,114 --> 01:30:44,150
Lesson four, to be brave,

1256
01:30:45,535 --> 01:30:46,910
is complete.

1257
01:30:50,414 --> 01:30:54,115
But Mr Edelweiss.
He's full of explosive putty.

1258
01:30:54,210 --> 01:30:55,787
Won't he go off?

1259
01:31:02,091 --> 01:31:03,883
Take cover, everyone.

1260
01:31:05,554 --> 01:31:07,213
Leave this to me.

1261
01:31:08,139 --> 01:31:10,381
Go, go. Go as fast as you can.

1262
01:31:38,668 --> 01:31:39,782
There.

1263
01:32:24,044 --> 01:32:25,372
I can fly!

1264
01:32:42,562 --> 01:32:43,807
Goodbye!

1265
01:32:51,736 --> 01:32:53,314
Well done, Phil.

1266
01:33:06,835 --> 01:33:09,123
What's happening to the barley?

1267
01:34:46,262 --> 01:34:47,341
Cor!

1268
01:34:50,724 --> 01:34:52,052
What's happened?

1269
01:35:00,942 --> 01:35:02,566
The harvest's in.

1270
01:35:17,249 --> 01:35:19,537
Look, there's a slide.

1271
01:35:20,961 --> 01:35:24,127
Come on, everybody.
Last one up's a rotten egg.

1272
01:35:24,214 --> 01:35:25,922
Me first, me first!

1273
01:35:27,508 --> 01:35:29,465
Mum, come up the ladder.

1274
01:35:32,638 --> 01:35:34,512
- Darling.
- Watch. Watch.

1275
01:35:36,309 --> 01:35:37,637
Well done!

1276
01:35:38,894 --> 01:35:41,432
Well done, Mr Docherty. Up you get.

1277
01:35:42,689 --> 01:35:45,726
- Come on, Mum.
- All right. I don't know.

1278
01:35:49,529 --> 01:35:50,905
Are you off?

1279
01:35:53,158 --> 01:35:54,237
I am.

1280
01:35:57,579 --> 01:35:59,986
Thank you for having me to stay, Aggy.

1281
01:36:00,832 --> 01:36:03,322
Thank you for asking, Nanny McPhee.

1282
01:36:21,977 --> 01:36:23,056
Look.

1283
01:36:23,854 --> 01:36:26,012
That's one of
Nanny McPhee's medals.

1284
01:36:26,106 --> 01:36:28,857
You have one, too. It's the green one.

1285
01:36:28,941 --> 01:36:30,519
That one's my favourite.

1286
01:36:30,609 --> 01:36:31,724
Ooh.

1287
01:36:35,406 --> 01:36:38,572
- Why has she given us her medals?
- Let's ask her.

1288
01:36:39,076 --> 01:36:40,819
Where is she?

1289
01:36:40,911 --> 01:36:42,369
Nanny McPhee?

1290
01:36:43,246 --> 01:36:44,444
There.

1291
01:36:47,668 --> 01:36:49,126
Nanny McPhee!

1292
01:36:50,754 --> 01:36:52,414
Where's she going?

1293
01:36:52,505 --> 01:36:54,047
She's leaving you.

1294
01:36:54,507 --> 01:36:55,705
What?

1295
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:57,922
- She can't be.
- Why?

1296
01:36:58,010 --> 01:37:00,217
Because you don't need her any more.

1297
01:37:01,055 --> 01:37:02,798
Don't be ridiculous.

1298
01:37:03,474 --> 01:37:05,217
But I want her to stay.

1299
01:37:05,309 --> 01:37:09,176
Oh, dear. You've forgotten how she works,
haven't you?

1300
01:37:09,271 --> 01:37:10,351
How?

1301
01:37:10,439 --> 01:37:14,223
When you need her but do not want her,

1302
01:37:14,318 --> 01:37:16,025
then she must stay.

1303
01:37:16,903 --> 01:37:19,394
When you want her but no longer need her,

1304
01:37:19,489 --> 01:37:21,280
then she has to go.

1305
01:37:21,365 --> 01:37:23,158
That's not fair.

1306
01:37:23,243 --> 01:37:25,734
We didn't mean to want her.

1307
01:37:25,829 --> 01:37:29,244
What do you mean, we don't need her?
Are you quite mad?

1308
01:37:30,249 --> 01:37:31,992
- Nanny McPhee.
- Let's head her off.

1309
01:37:32,292 --> 01:37:34,665
- Nanny McPhee.
- Nanny McPhee.

1310
01:37:38,090 --> 01:37:40,581
Nanny McPhee doesn't like goodbyes.

1311
01:37:41,927 --> 01:37:44,382
I remember from when I was little.

1312
01:37:59,777 --> 01:38:01,485
Come back.

1313
01:38:01,571 --> 01:38:03,978
They might not need you, but I do.

1314
01:38:04,073 --> 01:38:07,524
I need you. I need you, desperately.

1315
01:38:08,368 --> 01:38:09,696
Oh, come back.

1316
01:38:10,120 --> 01:38:12,113
Keep going, Mum.

1317
01:38:12,206 --> 01:38:14,661
Don't stop, Mum, or we'll lose her.

1318
01:38:14,750 --> 01:38:18,118
Will you come back? Come back!

1319
01:38:24,551 --> 01:38:26,424
Keep going, Mum. We need her.

1320
01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:28,835
No, we don't.

1321
01:38:42,192 --> 01:38:43,603
Dada!

1322
01:38:44,986 --> 01:38:46,397
Oh!

1323
01:39:02,837 --> 01:39:03,916
Dad.

1324
01:39:11,886 --> 01:39:13,429
My little man.

1325
01:39:36,409 --> 01:39:39,411
- Dad, this is Cyril and Celia.
- Celia.

1326
01:39:40,956 --> 01:39:44,371
I had three children when I left,
and now I have five.

1327
01:39:48,714 --> 01:39:51,500
I'm home. I'm home, now.

1328
01:39:51,841 --> 01:39:53,584
I'm all right.

1329
01:39:56,846 --> 01:39:59,253
Lesson five,

1330
01:39:59,348 --> 01:40:00,843
to have faith,

1331
01:40:01,726 --> 01:40:02,757
is complete.

1332
01:40:11,234 --> 01:40:12,313
Hop on, then.

1333
01:42:06,093 --> 01:42:07,503
- The person you need...
- Is Nanny McPhee.

1334
01:42:07,594 --> 01:42:08,625
Nanny McPhee.

1335
01:42:08,720 --> 01:42:09,751
The person you need
is Nanny McPhee.