Gather round kids, for I have a story to tell.

Thing, a behemoth of a human and Onionz not really a human at all. The pair got along like a house on fire from day one. They ran this exact community together from the start until the fall out - but this story is about one night in particular...

Somewhere in the outskirts of Bundaberg, Thing and Onionz had hit a bump in the road, quite literally. The steamy pair had broken down on the way back from their fish and chips run in Thing's trusty land cruiser.
As the car came to a growling halt on the side of the road, Thing was quick to get down and dirty, whilst Onionz had the view of Things' thicc ass protruding through his Jet Pilot three quarter shorts whilst keeping the chips warm on his lap. It was quick to be known that the two weren't going anywhere soon.

"Ugh Onionz, we might be staying the night until my mate can give a tow in the morning" Thing says. Onionz was scared but also excited for what the night had prepared for them.

As the night grows old and the pair tuck into Thing's favourite Fish and Chips, Onionz accidentally spills tartar sauce all over his red Billabong surf shirt, making a mess of things. "Here come on, you'll have to get that shirt off otherwise you'll smell all night" Thing explained. Onionz firstly refused but quickly gave into Things persuasive lisped voice. Thing with his sharp eye quickly spotted the remaining white sauce on Onionz's chinless chin. "Let me just get that for you" Thing leaned in to clean his partner, and the pair's eyes locked for what seemed like hours.
Onionz stuttered as his heart fluttered "i-i..." Thing quickly rose his shrek-like fingers up Onionz's weak chin to his dry lips, calming him down almost immediately. He leans in and whispers "Your chin is stronger to me than my addiction to double bacon cheeseburger pizzas from Dominos. Onionz, knowing the significance of that statement was finally seduced by the behemoth. Thing's oily lips pressed up against Onionz' with pure emotion as he let out a growling moan. "You don't know how long I've been waiting for this." Onionz was on cloud nine; his heart was pumping at a fast 182bpm, yet he couldn't help but think of what damage this will have on the community if the DS staff would ever find out..

Finally, the sun rises for the new day, waking up the cuddling duo which are snuggled up in the boot of the mighty land cruiser to keep warm.
Thing was not caring about anything other then the pure ecstasy of love flowing through his clogged arteries as he grooms Onionz' grey beard with his protruding under bite. Onionz' on the other hand, who always had the community in the back of his mind, trembles in fear and regret for what he has become and the events that occurred within the previous night...

Tune in next week to hear what occurs in Server seduction v2.