KinoplexForTheUnfortnate

>go to kinoplex
>bring sex doll so I can get past no singles policy
>penis inspector laughs during my inspection, and brings over some of their friends to laugh as well
>get crabbucket
>Fail virginity questionnaire
>sit down for my 4th showing of Alita: Battle Angel in the Virgin seats
>Can't hear anything due to anvils being hit and the mandatory bull breeding in the front row
>falcon knocks over my crab bucket, and I get oil and butter all over myself
>get up to go to bathroom to wash off
>slip while crossing the manlet observation deck and fall into the butter mines
>it takes 5 hours for me to convince them to take me out