The Second Day Of Peace Part 4

>You are Anon.
>And you cannot believe your ears.
>Did Rarity really just say that?
>Did she really just tell you to give Fluttershy da dick?
"D-did you just say what I thought you said?"
>"Anon did I stutter? I don't want to have to repeat myself."
"I guess you did."
>"I will not apologize for my outburst. You needed to hear that darling. Stop being so picky!"
>Wait...did Rarity just tell YOU to stop being picky?
>Wow today was just strange. Everything seemed to be against you today.
"I-I don't even know what to say. Fluttershy's always drove me crazy but..."
>"But what? Go on..."
"But she can be so adorable."
>"Oh? Tell me more. What else can she be?"
"Funny, shy, weird but the funny kind of weird ya know?"
>"what else Anon? Go on...."
"She's so nice and caring."
>"Mmmhmm and?"
"Her presence can be quite peaceful and cause anyp0ny to calm down...So happy, so cute."
>"Yes yes go on Anon what else?"
"She is also...a pony."
>Rarity facehoofs.
>"Well I suppose in due time that little fact won't matter."
"Look can we talk about this another time? I gotta get home. It's been fun hanging out with you though."
>"Likewise, this conversation isn't over though by a long shot. We'll talk more about this at Pinkie's Party ok?"
"Okay."
>"Please be careful ok?"
"Alright alright. Goodnight snob."
>"Sweet dreams brute."
>You leave Rarity's place and begin your journey back home.

>Damn it just what angle was Rarity playing at?
>Nice try Rarity but that shit ain't going down.
>No horse fucker here.
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>Did she really think that would work? She's going have to better do than that if she's trying to convince you that Fluttershy's the one.
>Oh God Pinkie's party tomorrow is going to be hell.
>You're most likely going to get an earful from everyone if you don't tread softly.
>And to think both Applejack and Rainbow Dash is going to be there. That little dream you had earlier of them trolling you was just them going easy on you.
>Damn Jimmy rustlers.
>What did you get yourself into tomorrow?
>There's one thing you aren't getting into and that's pony vag.

>You arrive home at last. It's time to crash.
>You go into your bedroom. You get out of your clothes and toss them in a dirty laundry basket.
>You free fall into your bed and fall asleep instantly.
>Wake up and the sun is shining and birds are chirping
>Day At Wits End in Equestria.
>You get up and do your morning routine.
>Go to your kitchen and fire up the coffee pot.
>You check the time.
>8:02:58 am
>Keep watching the clock.
>8:02:59 am
>8:03:00 am
>Knock knock at the door.
>Damn she IS like clockwork.
>You answer the door.
>It's Fluttershy with her impeccable timing.
>You notice she's wearing glasses and professional clothing and wearing her hair up instead of having it down trying to hide behind it.
>"Good morning Mr.Unknown I'm here about the research paper you turned in. Mind if I come in?"
>Alright what does she have up her sleeve this time?
>You let her in. You're probably going to regret that. But you let her make her guess.
>She sits at the kitchen table and motions for you to sit down.
>You sit across from her.
"Ummm what research paper? There was no research paper."
>"Which is why I've come to pay you a visit. Mr.Unknown you realize that goose egg from that paper will cause your grade to fall dramatically right?"
>You remember this fetish, the naughty teacher. Too cliche she can do better than that.
"Naughty teacher isn't my fetish Fluttershy."
>"Anon wait! I haven't got to the good part yet. Just go along with it ok pleeeaaaase?"
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"I can't believe I'm doing this. Go on damn it."
>"Now Mr.Unknown I'm willing to offer..."
>Fluttershy takes off her glasses.
>She pulls the hair pin out of her letting her pink hair fall down gracefully on her face and begins licking her lips and gives you the bedroom eyes.
>"Some extra credit...Mmm~ sexy."
>You feel butterflies in your stomach.
>Holy shit that was...that was...hot.
>You feel a tent begin form in your pants.
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>This isn't even your fetish what is this witchcraft?
>How'd she do that?! You declare hacks! No you declare pony magic!
>You're glad you're sitting across from her or else she would've notice your trouser snake yelling for attention.
>You just found another new fetish.
>"So Anon did I guess it?"
"It was a nice try Fluttershy. What makes you think you guessed it?"
>"You're blushing..."
"Wut oh that? I had too much to drink today hahaha me and my drinking problems."
>"...and you're drooling."
"I just got back from the dentist."
>"YOU LIE! You're hard right now aren't ya big boy?"
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>Time to change the subject.
"Are we done for today?"
>"Well actually there was something I wanted to talk to you about."
"Alright what?"
>"You see Anon I've noticed in the past I would take a fetish attempt too far. I was thinking maybe we should have a code word or phrase that you would use to let me know if I'm going too crazy with it."
"Okay that sounds like a good idea. Why not?"
>You wish the fetish shenanigans could stop. But looks like you're going to have to deal with it.
>"Alright anything come to mind?"
"Here's one Today Anon Rather Discontinue Insane Shenanigans."
>"Hmmm, so in other words T.A.R.D.I.S?"
"TARDIS it is!"
>"That's fine with me. I guess I'll see you at Pinkie's party tonight."
>She leaves. Forgetting about that question she asked about you being hard.
>Crisis averted. Holy shit that was close.
>You go to the bathroom to splash some cold water on your face.
>What the fuck is up with you? What she did should not have worked.
>Something is not right here. You sense sinister sinful spells slithering about like slippery snakes.

>You got it! You'll visit Twilight to see if she can see if your under any spell effects.
>Not so fast Pegasus! I'll activate Magic Jammer! Then set two cards and place a monster in face-down defense mode.
>Been watching too much YGO and Doctor Who lately. Dafuq is wrong with me. Anywho back to the story sorry about that folks.
>You grab your keys and wallet and headed to Twilights place.
>You're going to get to the bottom of this.
>You begin your walk to Twilights place. It shouldn't take too long get to her place. Plus she should be up right now.

>You arrive at Twilight's place and knock at the door.
>Twilight answers it.
>"Well good morning Anon what brings you here?"
"I need a favor."
>"Alright what?"
"Can you do a quick scan over me to make sure I'm not under any spell effects?
>"Sure thing I'd be happy to."
"Thanks."
>"Well don't just stand there come in silly!"
>You enter her treebary and notice that Rainbow Dash is face deep in a thick book.
>You know the real reason why she's here. She wants Purple Smart's hot pony plot.
>"Alright Anon have a seat and let's get you checked up."
>You take your seat and await the process.
>"This'll only take a second Anon."
>Her horn begins to glow and the same eye blinding light shines.
>You feel the magic aura around with the same tingling you have felt before.
>Within seconds it's over.
"Well? What's the verdict?"
>"Nothing's wrong Anon, just an increase heart rate and a little bit anxiety that's all."
"Oh...okay."
>"By the way, If you run into Fluttershy can you tell her I want my reading glasses back?"
>You feel butterflies in your stomach again. Damn it what is this nonsense?!
>"Anon are you ok? I just felt your heart rate increase again. Are you nervous about something?"
"How'd you know?"
>"Well let's just say pony magic for now. I don't feel like going into specifics right now I have some books to organize."
>Well that's rare.
>Better get out of here before she changes her mind.
"Okay. Well see you guys at Pinkie's party."

>You leave before either can respond. You going to stay in your house today. You did enough going in and out of the house yesterday. You're staying indoors until Pinkie's party.
>Speaking of which you don't plan on staying long. Just say your "long time no see" assortment of lines. Pig out on the cupcakes and punch for an hour say your goodbyes then leave before any of the mane 6 are the wiser. You know how crazy they can party. Rarity also told you that she's going to bring that Alwaysclear tonight.
>No way in hell you staying around for that.
>If they get mad at you for leaving early they can visit you later and give you an earful.
>Not like you're going to answer the door anyways just pretend to be asleep.
>It's the perfect plan. What can go wrong?

End Of Part 4