Chipz wakes up and doesnt shower
Sniffs out his '93 issue of Nintendo Power
"Wow a Mario Brothers movie at last!"
He was clearly still living in the past

"A princess is great, but I could have many"
He thinks quaffing a box of Good and Plenty
"A harem!" yes, what a plan of action
My chat demands that type of satisfaction

Puts on his headset, so-called content to bring
"Ok eight hour stream, try not to sing!"
First hour in; affections don't rise
So Chipz grabs his gutiar.. what a suprise.

"Wait... but... I only know three chords"
He thought his forhead grossly engorged
He asked himself "What really represents me?"
Then he played what he knows; G, E, D

Oh was that mean? A man has a signature
Go Follow a real man twitch.tv/vigors
Oops, forgot you got handled
Smells like Chipz, cuck scented candles

I didn't want to do this but I had no choice
You'll never love them as much as love your own voice
Yeah I might be a beta.. but I got the guts
To: You, From: Me; Not worth my time.. call me Nuts.