<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "is spoken"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [is OOC]
<Va-R-BLE-3> LET MORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 taps foot
-* GAMEMASTER-U-RAW taps ass.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> okay you guys have all just recently been promoed to RED clearance
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> probably for turning some guy for treason
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> and you're eating pureed soylent red and some hotfun! in the RED mess hall when you hear a booming announcement over the loudspeakers
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> TROUBLESHOOTER TEAM 14613-37b, please report to Briefing room 23a in sector HEP for mission briefing.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You've never heard this sort of announcement before
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> it must be really important!
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 does a quick hygiene routine, grabs shit, heads for briefing room
<Flavo-R-AID-1> yeah for turning in Dave-ASS
<TALL-R-DOG-1> Service to the Computer is it's own reward
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> What do?
<STU-R-ID-1> I finish my food and hurry to the Briefing room.
-* Va-R-BLE-3 is now known as Va-R-BLE-1
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 takes a long shit, shower, shave, etc
<Flavo-R-AID-1> TALL-R-DOG-1 hurry up!
<Flavo-R-AID-1> we don't have time for this
-* Ica-R-USS-1 gets up, places his empty tray in the proper receptacles, quickly but thoroughly performs his hygiene regiment, and then makes his way with haste to the briefing room.
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 attempts to use PDC to find requested briefing room
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 carefully tidies his bed behind him. Leaving only Loyalty and Happiness in it's place.
-* Varbles (switch@adsl-067-035-108-029.sip.bct.bellsouth.net) has joined #dnd
<Varbles> FUCK
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You're able to find the briefing room on your PDC.
-* Varbles is now known as Va-R-BLE-2
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 tosses my remaining soylent RED and hotfun away and completes a quick post-meal hygiene refresher
<Sho-R-TCT-1> (are there seats)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> There are seats.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> But that doesn't matter.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Your ass is going to made into soylent RED if you don't hurry up.
<TALL-R-DOG-1> Have we been told where to go?
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 rushes to the briefing room
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 goes to briefing room
<Sho-R-TCT-1> (I thought that was implied but ok)
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 heads over there
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "TROUBLESHOOTER TEAM 14613-37b, please report to Briefing room 23a in sector HEP for mission briefing"
-* STU-R-ID-1 is at the briefing room.
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 gets a hustle on
#02* Va-R-BLE-1 (switch@adsl-067-035-108-029.sip.bct.bellsouth.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<TALL-R-DOG-1> To the briefing room!
<Va-R-BLE-2> so same positions?
-* Ica-R-USS-1 continues making his way to the briefing room with haste, using his PDC to find his way, a smile plastered onto his face.
-* Va-R-BLE-2 is now known as Va-R-BLE-1
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The briefing room is easy to get to (veteran players should be suspicious).
<Flavo-R-AID-1> i couldn't be more excited to serve the computer
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> It's labled apropriately and everything.
<Flavo-R-AID-1> let's enter!
<Flavo-R-AID-1> *The Computer
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> What colour is the briefing room?
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 appreciates the labeling
<STU-R-ID-1> I'll enter when ordered to do so.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> It's red.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> And it's all right that you can see.
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 enters the briefing room
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 enters the appropriately labeled briefing room
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 enters hastily, sits down on one of the provided chairs.
-* Va-R-BLE-1 enters
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 has been waiting
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> There's just one chair, and it's got a big red arrow hanging down above it, the seat is labeled SIT HERE!
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 sits in the chair
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> THe briefing officer sees you look at it.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> And says, PLEASE DON'T SIT THERE
<Sho-R-TCT-1> (sitting on tentacle eh?)
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 stays in the chair
-* Ica-R-USS-1 enters the room and stands off to the side, facing the officer, straightening his jumpsuit.
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 stands, awaits orders
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 panickedly looks at TALL-R-DOG-1
<Flavo-R-AID-1> umm
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "ALRIGHT REDS!"
-* Va-R-BLE-1 inches away from the chair with talldog in it
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "WE'VE GOT AN ACTUAL IMPORTANT MISSION THIS TIME"
<TALL-R-DOG-1> "Praise to the Computer"
<STU-R-ID-1> "HURRAH"
<Flavo-R-AID-1> "Praise to #The# Computer"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "I NEED YOU TO PACK UP LOCK AND LOAD."
<Sho-R-TCT-1> Looking forward to assisting Friend Computer, sir
<Va-R-BLE-1> Praise Friend Computer!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "your first stop will be R&D, where they have something for you to test on your mission."
<Sho-R-TCT-1> (ok so we send a query when we attempt to do treasonous shit right)
<Ica-R-USS-1> [what color is the briefing officer's jumpsuit?]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "and your second stop will be to get a Docbot from the depot near that R&D station"
<Flavo-R-AID-1> a docbot?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Briefing officer is GREEN clearance.
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 looks up directions to R&D
<Sho-R-TCT-1> are we excused sir?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Your equipment is at the PLC station just outside the R&D place.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "DISMISSED"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "Oh wait!"
<Va-R-BLE-1> Right Sir!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "Your actual mission!"
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> ( Sho-R-TCT-1: yeah :3)
<Flavo-R-AID-1> yes?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> ** The officer has a coughing fit
-* Ica-R-USS-1 pulls out his PDC, finds the route to R&D, then to the aforementioned depot. He then looks to the Briefing officer, rapt with attention
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "problem in QUP sector *COUGHCOUGHCOUG* some sickness *COUGHCOUGH*
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 steps backwards towards the door
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 pats briefing officer on the back
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 runs
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> need you to eradicate menace!"
<Flavo-R-AID-1> "what was that sir"
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 slowly massages briefing officer's back
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "I REFUSE to repeat myself to insolent REDs"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "DISMISSED"
<Ica-R-USS-1> [does the Briefing Officer cover his mouth?]
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 heads to R&D
<Va-R-BLE-1> "YES SIR"
<Flavo-R-AID-1> "yes sir!"
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 looks up R&D, heads towards it
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> (are we doing this without the mbd's?)
<STU-R-ID-1> "K"
<Va-R-BLE-1> [do we have a leader?]
-* Va-R-BLE-1 follows Sho-R-TCT-1
<Flavo-R-AID-1> we don't really need a leader
<Flavo-R-AID-1> but let's go
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [MDBs will be at PLC station]
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 follows Sho-R-TCT-1 towards r&D
<Va-R-BLE-1> [also do we use the items on our character sheets]?
-* STU-R-ID-1 follows the group to the PLC station.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Again, the route to R&D is mapped out easily (like holy shit this is important to actually have good instructions).
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You make it to the building with the appropriate designation.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 follows the mapped out route cautiously
<Flavo-R-AID-1> hurry up Tentacle-R-APE-1
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> There's two offices here, one with pungent chemical smells coming from it, the other with the smells of paper and such
<Flavo-R-AID-1> we're way ahead of you
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> guess which is Research and Design?
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 goes to chemical offie
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 pauses, waits for varbles to catch up
<Flavo-R-AID-1> chemicals!
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 follows TALL-R-DOG-1 into the smelly office
-* Va-R-BLE-1 catches up, and moves toward the chemical office
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> Both
-* STU-R-ID-1 follows the paper smell.
-* Ica-R-USS-1 takes the route on his PDC to the R&D station.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 follows STU-R-ID-1 on the paper trail
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The R&D officer that greets you is scarred all over, covered in burn scars, but his labcoat is immaculate.
<Sho-R-TCT-1> hrm, hangs back
<Flavo-R-AID-1> (in the chemical room i assume)
-* Ica-R-USS-1 joins the group in the R&D office, standing at attention.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> yeah
<TALL-R-DOG-1> "Here to pickup an item in need of testing"
<Ica-R-USS-1> {R&D officers colors?}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> he says "Have I got an invention for YOU to try out today!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> He's BLUE
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 sigh, enter chemical room
<TALL-R-DOG-1> "Have you?"
<Flavo-R-AID-1> i can't wait!
<Va-R-BLE-1> "thank Friend Computer!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> He throws something that looks like a robotic arm into the air towards you guyss.
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 catches it
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 flails uselessly at it
<Flavo-R-AID-1> or attempts to rather
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Thank you for volunteering to test this experimental equipment, Flavo-R-AID-1!
-* STU-R-ID-1 is still following the paper smell.
<Flavo-R-AID-1> did i just volunteer?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "Please step into this back room here"
<Ica-R-USS-1> "Sir, a question, if I may?"
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 offers the arm to TALL-R-DOG-1
<Flavo-R-AID-1> umm
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> He leads toward a room, trails of blood
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> run from it.
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 suspiciously steps into the back room
<TALL-R-DOG-1> "Go forth and test the device for the glorious Computer"
<Sho-R-TCT-1> well this should be interesting
<Flavo-R-AID-1> i don't like the look of all this blood
-* Va-R-BLE-1 steps into the room
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Are you saying you're refusing an order from a BLUE clearance citizen?
<Flavo-R-AID-1> no of course not!
-* STU-R-ID-1 is still following the paper smell...
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> That's what he says/
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 is entering the room
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 pushes Va-R-BLE-1 back
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> STU-R-ID-1: ill get to you
<Flavo-R-AID-1> yo this is my job
-* Ica-R-USS-1 looks to Flavo-R-AID-1, shaking his head. He grins. "I can handle it."
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Okay, the door closes behind him.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> And after a few minutes you hear horrible screaming.
<Va-R-BLE-1> HEY
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> STU-R-ID-1: Where did the rest of our team run off to?
<Va-R-BLE-1> oh ok
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> It seems to go on for minutes.
<Flavo-R-AID-1> AAAAAGH!
<Flavo-R-AID-1> OH THE PAAAAIN!
<STU-R-ID-1> No idea.
<Ica-R-USS-1> [im in the room]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> When he finally exits, Flavo-R-AID-1 has a robotic arm in place of his right arm.
<Ica-R-USS-1> [the R&D room]
<Sho-R-TCT-1> neat!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> It's all robotick-y
<Flavo-R-AID-1> sweet!
<TALL-R-DOG-1> "Congratulations on your upgrade!"
<Va-R-BLE-1> "what an honor from glorious Friend Computer!:
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 robot flexes
<Va-R-BLE-1> "
<Flavo-R-AID-1> this was almost worth the horrible pain!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "The robotic arm is designed to be extremely loyal to orders that aren't treasonous."
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "Other orders though..."
-* Ica-R-USS-1 looks to the R&D officer. "Sir, is that the only piece of equipment we will be testing?"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "It's also got a mutant detection mode, where it points out the nearest mutant."
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "NO!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "Of course not!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> He turns around a grabs a crate off the table.
-* Ica-R-USS-1 smiles. "I'm eager to offer my assitance however I can."
<Ica-R-USS-1> assistance*
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 snickers
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> He tosses the crate toward Ica-R-USS-1
<TALL-R-DOG-1> {Mmmmmmm snickers}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "DON'T DROP IT!"
-* Ica-R-USS-1 catches the crate, looking down at it with a wide smile.
<Sho-R-TCT-1> you got a snakebox!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "It's filled with five HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL things we like to call Pin Grenades!"
<Sho-R-TCT-1> sounds dangerous!
<Ica-R-USS-1> "May I inquire as to what Pin Grenades are, sir?"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "As you can see from the instructions on the side, it says, 'Pull Pin, and throw'"
<Flavo-R-AID-1> sounds useful
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "Everything else is above your security clearance."
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> I'd like you all to test one!
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 snatches up a grenade
<Sho-R-TCT-1> oooh
<Ica-R-USS-1> "What should they be thrown at, sir?"
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 takes one
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> So everybody buy cyborg man here, grabby grabby!
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 pulls the pin
<Sho-R-TCT-1> where shall we throw them sir
<Flavo-R-AID-1> pssh
-* Ica-R-USS-1 takes a Pin Grenade, setting the crate down slowly and gently.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "FOR THE COMPUTER'S SAKE DON'T TEST IT HERE"
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 throws grenade into the center of the room
<Flavo-R-AID-1> oh god TALL-R-DOG-1
<Sho-R-TCT-1> oh sh
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "OH GOD DUCK AND COVER"
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> (don'tforgetusnow,youhear?)
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 leaps away
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 laughs manically
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 ducks behind a counter
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 hides behind the nearest person
<Flavo-R-AID-1> hi TALL-R-DOG-1
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You hear beeping that gets faster and faster.
-* Ica-R-USS-1 leaps between the R&D officer and the grenade
<Flavo-R-AID-1> a little cozy here isn't it
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> But it's not coming from the grenade! It's coming from the PIN!"
<Flavo-R-AID-1> oh god
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 puts pin in Flav-R-AID-1's pocket
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The pin explodes, taking Tall-R-DOG and the rest of the party with it
<Flavo-R-AID-1> nooo
<TALL-R-DOG-1> Yay
<Sho-R-TCT-1> aww
-* TALL-R-DOG-1 is now known as TALL-R-DOG-2
-* Flavo-R-AID-1 is now known as Flavo-R-AID-2
<Flavo-R-AID-2> gee thanks
-* Sho-R-TCT-1 is now known as Sho-R-TCT-2
-* Ica-R-USS-1 is now known as Ica-R-USS-2
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 dusts self off
<Flavo-R-AID-2> does my clone have a robot arm?
<Va-R-BLE-1> FUCK YOU
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "COMPUTER DAMNED TROUBLESHOOTERS, IT SAID, PULL PIN, AND THROW, WHAT PART DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND YOU BRAINLESS DOLTS!"
-* Va-R-BLE-1 is now known as Va-R-BLE-2
<Sho-R-TCT-2> sorry sir may we still keep the rest?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> When Flavo-R-AID-2's clone arrives, he's alreay being dragged into the other room.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> oh god
<Flavo-R-AID-2> AAAAGH
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> SCreaming ensues, and he comes back out with the same arm.
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 cringe
<Flavo-R-AID-2> sweet
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> (Are me and STU-R-ID-1 still following the paper guy?)
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 robot flexes
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Yes the other ones you can keep.
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 heads back to R&D
-* Ica-R-USS-2 stands at attention upon entering the room. "My apologies, sir! Please forgive my witless squadmate!"
-* Va-R-BLE-2 grabs a grenade
<STU-R-ID-1> (Yes, don't worry.  He'll deal with us.)
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 checks to see if there is anyone still in R&D
-* Va-R-BLE-2 eyes talldog worrily
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 takes the grenade that was given before
-* Ica-R-USS-2 returns to his old body and picks up the grenade.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (oh right, diff room)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "Now get out!"
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {You all realize you're still wherever the clones are stored, right?}
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 heads back to R&D, takes grenade, heads to paper room
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 leaves immediately
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Grenades are in R&D}
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {With me}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Naw, you all made it back to R&D.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Else it takes too long.
<Ica-R-USS-2> [I should be in R&D]
-* Va-R-BLE-2 heads to paper room
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 still rummaging around in R&D
-* Ica-R-USS-2 remaps out the route to the Docbot at the depot and makes his way there.
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 follows Ica-R-USS-2
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Woah, you guys forgot PLC
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> Oh
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> There you all are
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> where you get all your equipment.
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> You all look so new
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Didn't forget}
<Flavo-R-AID-2> oh yeah
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 about-face
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Still rummaging around in R&D}
-* Ica-R-USS-2 remembers where he's actually supposed to go, and stops, remapping to go to the PLC
-* Va-R-BLE-2 got the grenade and goes to paper room
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 follows Ica-R-USS-2 #again
<Va-R-BLE-2> [paper room and chem room are plc right]?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The PLC officer is a cheerful ORANGE citizen.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> yeah, you're all except Tall-Dog at the PLC office, I guess.
-* Ica-R-USS-2 smiles to Flavo-R-AID-2 and looks to the PLC Officer. "What's our load-out today, sir?"
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "greetings sir! you have equipment for us?"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "Well, who the hell are you then?"
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> This is Troubleshooter team 14613-37b reporting to test equipment, sir
<Va-R-BLE-2> "were a bunch of lowly Red Troubleshooters sir"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Alrighty then!
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 arrives
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> We got a load out for you!
<STU-R-ID-1> Wow, what happened to your arm?
-* Ica-R-USS-2 pulls out his PDC and files a quick treason report.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> where've you been, Tall?
<Flavo-R-AID-2> i don't want to talk about it
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 is carrying a humongous device
<STU-R-ID-1> What's in the crate?
<Sho-R-TCT-2> that doesn't look authorized
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {not my penis}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The device resting on tall-dog's shoulder looks like a giant gun.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "It was given to me by someone very important"
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> (ahahahaha)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The gun is RED with black streaks, and about a hundred different cables and wires going from the barrel to the back.
-* church (admin@d207-216-197-186.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #dnd
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 gently carresses the wires
<Flavo-R-AID-2> looks dangerous
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The PLC member coughs
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "AHEM"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "I SAID, HAVE I GOT A LOAD OUT FOR YOU"
<church> anyone touch plaidium?
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Eagerly awaiting your load!"
-* Ica-R-USS-2 turns his attention to the PLC officer. "Ready, sir!"
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "oh boy!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "Most troubleshooters just beam with glee at that sort of stuff"
<STU-R-ID-1> Yeah, I need my equipment for the mission.  Name is STU.
<Va-R-BLE-2> [ahahahaha talldog]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> ****He starts loading things onto the counter.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> One RED laser rifle for each of you.
-* church (admin@d207-216-197-186.bchsia.telus.net) has left #dnd
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Thank you!"
<Flavo-R-AID-2> ooh
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Three fragmentation grenades.
-* Ica-R-USS-2 chuckles contently, looking at the loadout.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> A long piece of metal that seems to be sharpened, and a leather holder for it.
<STU-R-ID-1> Which ones are mine?
<Va-R-BLE-2> "thank you sir, Hail Glorious Friend Computer!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The grenade are for each of you to share.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "That is an impressive load"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Each of you gets a rifle.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "what is that metal rod sir?"
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 takes a grenade and a rifle
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> And the metal rod, code named "Sword" is for the team leader.
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 takes a rifle, a pointy thing, and a pointy thing holder
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> Is that one of those electrical conductor thingys?
-* Ica-R-USS-2 takes a rifle and a grenade, looking at the 'Sword'.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Looks like you're the team leader, Tall-Dog!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Sword? what an interesting name.
<Ica-R-USS-2> Sir, I raise an objection to Tall being our team leader.
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 takes a grenade and a rifle
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Okay, WHO WANTS A WHOLE LOAD OF HAPPY PILLS AND A BOOK OF JOKES
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "I eagerly look forward to fulfilling the duty impressed upon me by your load"
-* STU-R-ID-1 takes a gun.
-* Va-R-BLE-2 takes gun
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "I LOVE HAPPY PILLS AND JOKES"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Okay you're the happiness officer then!
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 takes a rifle. Checks it thoroughly. Satisfied, places it on his back
<Va-R-BLE-2> "dont we all!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Who loves the computer most here?!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "pick me, pick me!
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> I love The Computer the most, Sir.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> **** the clerk gives Flavo a big container of 1000 happiness pills
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Tentacle-R-APE!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Seems like you're the Loyalty officer!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "thank you sir!"
-* Ica-R-USS-2 looks to the PLC Officer. "Do you have any equipment for hygiene, sir?"
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> My love for Our Friend, The Computer nearly exceeds the recommended amount of affection a RED citizen may have.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Heres your notepad, and cyanide pill.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Ica-R-USS-2: Thank you for volunteering citizen.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 takes the notepad and pill
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Here is the Hygene tester SC-6, and THE BIG RED EMERGENCY SANITATION BUTTON
<STU-R-ID-1> That looks pretty.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 writes onto notepad "Received notepad and pill, pretty good day so far, Hail The Computer!"
-* Ica-R-USS-2 takes the offered equipment. "Thank you, sir. YOu've made my day infinitely better already."
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> ALso, for you Tentacle, just in case you uncover a HUGE commie plot, here's a tacnuke grenade.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> who's up for a round of happy pills?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> WHO WANTS A BIG ASS CAMERA
<STU-R-ID-1> I like ass!  Cameras are cool too!
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> Thank you, Sir, I will use it wisely to aid Friend Computer in eradicating the commie mutant traitor menace
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> All right Stu, you're the Communications and Recording officer!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Record every single detail.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> GET GOOD CAMERA ANGLES
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Alright, WHO'S LEFT
<STU-R-ID-1> Yes sir!  Thank you sir!  I will sir!
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 raises hand
-* Ica-R-USS-2 points to Sho-R-TCT-2
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Alrighty then
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You get THIS
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (sorry talldog put on chapelles show and it is funny)
-* STU-R-ID-1 turns on all relevant audio visual equipment.
-* Ica-R-USS-2 observes the cleanliness of his team.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> **** heaves something onto the counter that's really heavy it looks like a big metal suitcase
<Va-R-BLE-2> I am!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> I get that?
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 notes that all officers are performing their mandatory duties so far.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "THIS is the Equipment Officer's toolbox!"
<Ica-R-USS-2> [anyone here NOT keeping to their hygiene regiments?]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Have fun!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> you're up for a happy pill Va-R-BLE-2?
<Va-R-BLE-2> Yes Please!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> alright, I'll do my best
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 passes a happy pill to Va-R-BLE-2
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [Thats up to you to decide]
<Va-R-BLE-2> So as not to go spontaneously insane maybe!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> be happy!
-* Va-R-BLE-2 downs pill!
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 takes the toolbox
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [Also, hygiene tests can be administered at any time]
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> (will we get walls of text to read again? :3)
<Va-R-BLE-2> What About me Sir?
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 draws his sword
<Va-R-BLE-2> Shall i be squaddie?
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "ON WITH THE MISSION!"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> oh my
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Thanks for stopping by, peace out!
-* Ica-R-USS-2 looks to the PLC officer. "Is that all, sir?"
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "TALLY HO"
-* Ica-R-USS-2 looks to TALL-R-DOG-2. "Off to get the Docbot"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [You might remember peace is a treasonous thought in a world of commies and traitors"
<Va-R-BLE-2> Wait Sir?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> ]
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 notes that TALL-R-DOG-2 seems quite adept at weaponary he should never have had the clearance for before.
-* Ica-R-USS-2 maps out the route on his PDC, and makes another mental note.
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 blithely marches off to complete the mission, assumes everyone is following him
<Va-R-BLE-2> Team Leader!
-* Ica-R-USS-2 makes his way to the depot where the Docbot is to be received.
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 follows but hangs back
<Va-R-BLE-2> What about me!?
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 follows TALL-R-DOG-2
<Va-R-BLE-2> [:<]
-* Va-R-BLE-2 follows leader
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !d 20
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: A #5# shows on the 20-sided die.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Yes teammate Va-R-VLE-2?"
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {typo}
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 follows TALL-R-DOG-2, notes that Sho-R-TCT-2 is hesitant, perhaps a sign of decreasing loyalty to The Computer
<Va-R-BLE-2> Is there Anything I may do to serve Friend Computer!?
-* Ica-R-USS-2 , halfway to the depot, calls TALL-R-DOG-2 and reminds him that the Docbot still needs to be acquired.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> you don't look very happy Va-R-BLE-2!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> take another happy pill!
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 passes 5 happy pills  to Va-R-BLE-2
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Follow me to our glorious objective!"
<Va-R-BLE-2> Thank you Flavo-R-AID-2! I am Constantly Happy as Happiness is Loyalty!
-* Va-R-BLE-2 follows TALL-R-DOG-2
<Va-R-BLE-2> [wuts goin on i dont get no jobs?]
<Flavo-R-AID-2> let's sing a song as we march
<Flavo-R-AID-2> ALL PRAISE THE FRIEND COMPUTER
-* Ica-R-USS-2 pulls out his PDC, waiting at the Docbot station, creating and sending a text message.
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> ALL PRAISE, THE FRIEND COMPUTER!
<Va-R-BLE-2> Praise!
<STU-R-ID-1> Hurrah!
<STU-R-ID-1> So where we go now?
<Flavo-R-AID-2> to the docbot?
<Flavo-R-AID-2> are we there yet
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Alright, due to the closeness of the Docbot station.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You arrive quickly.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> cool
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> There are five docbots in various states of disrepair in the station.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> do any of them look less broken?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> One is labled, "FOR TROUBLESHOOTER TEAM [your team number]"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> It's the saddest looking one there.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> oh my
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 pokes "FOR TROUBLESHOOTER TEAM" docbot with his sword
<Va-R-BLE-2> "Praise Friend Computer and his Generosity!"
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> I'm going to try and repair it
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> Hold on
<Sho-R-TCT-2> what whatchu doin?
-* STU-R-ID-1 moves in slowly and dramatically while focusing the camera down the long line of bots.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The docbot doesn't move at the poke, maybe it needs to be activated"
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 holds up engineering toolkit
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Sho-R-TCT-2 go activate the docbot"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> I'm on it
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Wait a jiffy
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 opens toolkit, examines contents
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> okay
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The contents include geiger counters, wrenches, hammers, chisels, etc
<Sho-R-TCT-2> ...hrm.
-* STU-R-ID-1 zooms in on the toolkit contents.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Whatever the fuck you can think of pertaining to maintinence, constuction, and sex toys.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Wait what?
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 looks for a panel to open on the docbot
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 or an on/off switch
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [usually these things are voice activated]
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 tries to use his Bot Ops & Maintainance skill to assess the condition of the DocBot
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 eyebrow
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 points his sword at the docbot
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !d 20
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: A #16# shows on the 20-sided die.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "DOCBOT I ORDER YOU T ACTIVATE IN THE NAME OF THE COMPUTER"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The docbot seems to be in working condition, but there's not much you can tell about it's AI"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The docbot activates, screaming obscenities
-* STU-R-ID-1 moves back to focus on the fearlessness of TALL-R-DOG-2
<Flavo-R-AID-2> oh my
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (skills aren't prohibited unless said so right?)
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 stands back
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "AT YOUR COMMAND TEAM LEADER"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Sho-R-TCT-2: right
<Sho-R-TCT-2> I got this.
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 uses PDC to try and interface the docbot and reprogram it
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !d 20
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: A #15# shows on the 20-sided die.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "DOCBOT I ORDER YOU TO OBEY THE COMPUTER FIRST, ME SECOND, and SHO-R-TCT-2 THIRD"
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "NOW DO AS I COMMAND AND LET HER FIX YOU"
-* STU-R-ID-1 records everything with the camera.
<Ica-R-USS-2> "ALRIGHT, HYGIENE TEST. I WANT EVERYONE CLEAN BEFORE WE GO TO THE QUP SECTOR!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You're able to access it, and program it how you like, so long as it aint too complicated
<Va-R-BLE-2> [inb4 three laws of robotics]
-* STU-R-ID-1 follows everyone around in the shower recording them bathing.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> pm it to GAMEMASTER-U-RAW Sho-R-TCT-2
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [the laws are specifically different in PARANOIA, it's the same but replace Humans with The Computer]
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 reports for the hygeine test
<Flavo-R-AID-2> i don't know what you're doing
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 pulls mission data off docbot
<Ica-R-USS-2> [lol how do I hygiene test?]
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 lines up beside TALL-R-DOG-2
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [however you want, Ica]
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 finishes with the docbot, approaches Ica for hygiene inspection
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 combs hair quickly
-* Ica-R-USS-2 uses his Hygiene Tester SC-6 to inspect the cleanliness of his squadmates and himself.
-* Va-R-BLE-2 lines up and brushes lint off of arm
-* STU-R-ID-1 records the procedure.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 consents to the PHT
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 finishes hygeine routine and proceeds towards the mission objective
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> everyone seems clean to you, hygene officer.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> though shortie has some oil on her hands
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Sho-R-TCT-2! When you finish working with the Docbot, I want you to engage in a hygiene regiment! I want you cleaner than a virgin's honeypot!"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> righto
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 hygiene routines
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !d 20
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: A #15# shows on the 20-sided die.
-* Va-R-BLE-2 follows TALL-R-DOG-2 towards mission
<Ica-R-USS-2> Congratulations, you all passed. Let's head out!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Alright fellas, the docbot says there's an ultraviolet in QUP that requires assistance.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> right-o!
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 follows the Team Leader
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (might wanna know the mission first :p)
<Flavo-R-AID-2> ah
-* Ica-R-USS-2 looks to Sho-R-TCT-2. "Is that RED clearance information?"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (we are red?)
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 still marching blissfully to QUP
<Ica-R-USS-2> [yes]
-* Va-R-BLE-2 walking behind TALL-R-DOG-2
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 follows Va-R-BLE-2
<Va-R-BLE-2> [who all has grenades btw]
<Ica-R-USS-2> [me]
<Va-R-BLE-2> [i think i took one and shorty did]
<Flavo-R-AID-2> i have a frag grenade
-* STU-R-ID-1 uses the camera to capture the docbots best angle.
<Ica-R-USS-2> [i have a frag and a pin grenade]
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 heads out staying somewhere 'round the middle of the party
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {I have no grenades, just my giant nuclear bazooka and a sword}
<Va-R-BLE-2> [you used your pin nade :|]
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {And some other shit}
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Yeah I did}
<STU-R-ID-1> Could I have some happiness pills please?
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Suckas}
-* THE_COMPUTER CHIMES IN.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> sure thing STU-R-ID-1!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> feeling a little unhappy?
<THE_COMPUTER> "CITIZENS.'
<STU-R-ID-1> A little.
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 passes a couple pills to STU-R-ID-1
-* Ica-R-USS-2 tears a slip of paper into as tiny shreds as possible and tosses it in the nearest trash receptacle.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "YES GLORIOUS COMPUTER?!
<STU-R-ID-1> Thank you
<Va-R-BLE-2> "Yes Friend Computer!?
<Va-R-BLE-2> "
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "Hello, Friend Computer!"
<THE_COMPUTER> "IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THERE HAS BEEN TREASON COMMITED IN THIS PARTY'
<STU-R-ID-1> Hello, The Computer!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Oh my!
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Yes, Friend Computer?"
<THE_COMPUTER> 'TENTACLE-R-APE-1, PLEASE ELABOURATE'
-* Va-R-BLE-2 eyes Ica-R-USS-2
-* STU-R-ID-1 moves in on Tentacle-R-APE-1.
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> Friend Computer
-* STU-R-ID-1 records everything.
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> STU-R-ID-1 caught on camera, the massive treason commited by our party leader TALL-R-DOG-2, when he recklessly endangered the life of a BLUE clearance citizen, destroyed the property of The Computer, and also needlessly killed teammates of an equal clearance to himself.
<THE_COMPUTER> 'IS THIS TRUE, CITIZEN TALL-R-DOG-2?
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {He didn't have the camera yet}
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "No"
<Ica-R-USS-2> "I object. I was a witness and victim to the event."
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> (Shit, you're right)
<THE_COMPUTER> "CAN ANYONE VERIFY THIS WITH PROOF?"
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Tall-R-DOG-2 is lying."
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Casting unverified aspersions is treasonous!"
<STU-R-ID-1> He did what!?
<Va-R-BLE-2> I Cannot Verify this!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> did any of you record it? :3
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Insubordination against the team leader is treasonous!"
<Va-R-BLE-2> [why is sturid on close 1]
<THE_COMPUTER> 'WHO IS THE PARTY'S LOYALTY OFFICER?'
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "I AM"
<Va-R-BLE-2> [cone*]
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> I am, Friend Computer
<Flavo-R-AID-2> insubordination is insubordination
<TALL-R-DOG-2> Er
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Read that wrong}
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {My bad}
<Flavo-R-AID-2> and is punished by fines
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> (Don't you worry :3)
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Friend Computer, I am sure video records in the Research and Development office will provide sufficient evidence.
<THE_COMPUTER> 'DUE TO TALL-R-DOG-2'S CURRENT TRUSTED STATUS AS LOYALTY OFFICER, I AM INCLINED TO BELIEVE HIM'
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Thank you Friend Computer!"
<Flavo-R-AID-2> wait a second
<Va-R-BLE-2> [ruh roh]
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> (Team Leader, you mean :3)
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "isn't Tentacle-R-APE-1 the loyalty officer"
<Va-R-BLE-2> Hail Friend Computer!
<Va-R-BLE-2> The Computer is always right!
<THE_COMPUTER> 'FOR LEVELING FALSE CHARGES AGAINST A CITIZEN OF EQUAL CLEARANCES, TENTACLE-R-APE-1 HAS BEEN LABLED A TRAITOR'
<THE_COMPUTER> 'PLEASE ENGAGE THE MENACE'
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> NO
<Tentacle-R-APE-1> YOU'LL NOT TAKE ME ALIVE
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 fires giant bazooka at traitor
-* Va-R-BLE-2 aims RED laser Rifle at Tentacle-R-APE-1
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Friend Computer, thank you for taking the time to  deal with this issue, as I am not involved might I go on to continue the mission?
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 leaps and rolls
-* Ica-R-USS-2 raises his rifle and shoots Tentacle-R-APE-1
-* Va-R-BLE-2 attempts to shoot to incapacitate
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {BAZOOKA}
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 explodes rather messily all over the walls of the PLC
<Sho-R-TCT-2> as everyone seems to be blowing eachother up...
-* STU-R-ID-1 records Tentacle-R-APE-1 imminent demise.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-1 is now known as Tentacle-R-APE-2
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {BAZOOKA}
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Hello
<THE_COMPUTER> 'AH I LOVE SEEING JUSTICE DONE'
-* STU-R-ID-1 captures the splatter in slow motion.
<THE_COMPUTER> 'GOOD JOB CITIZEN TALL-R-DOG-2'
-* Va-R-BLE-2 searches through remains for belongings
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Reporting for duty, Friend Computer, sir.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Shouldn't you be on clone 3?}
<Va-R-BLE-2> [he was out of the room when you naded us i think]
<THE_COMPUTER> '200 CREDITS HAVE BEEN TRANSFERED INTO YOUR CREDITS'
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (nah, I was off chasing the paper guy)
<Ica-R-USS-2> [he wasnt there when you exploded everyone]
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Ah}
<THE_COMPUTER> 'HERE IS A BOUNCY BUBBLE BEVERAGE'
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Thank you for your generosity, Friend Computer!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> ***** a BBB rolls out of a slot.
<THE_COMPUTER> 'CONVERSATION TERMINATED'
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 passes the BB to Ica-R-USS-2
<Sho-R-TCT-2> well that was productive
<TALL-R-DOG-2> *BBB
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Fuck I can't type today}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Okay, time to roll out, chumps.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> TALL-R-DOG, to QUP sector?
-* Ica-R-USS-2 smiles and accepts the BBB. "Hold on. We need to clean the mess."
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "LETS GO!"
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "YES"
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Clean the mess"
-* Va-R-BLE-2 follows team leader
<Sho-R-TCT-2> that is a wonderful job for the sanitation officer
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "I command it, in the name of Friend Computer"
<Ica-R-USS-2> It is a group effort.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 prepares for an Emergency Cleanup
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "The hygeine officer should task no more than two assistants for cleanup"
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Those not tasked for cleanup are to say nice things about Friend Computer while they wait"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !ping
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: Pong!
<Ica-R-USS-2> I take TALL-R-DOG-2 and Va-R-BLE-2 as my assitants.
<Va-R-BLE-2> "hail Friend Computer!"
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 cleans with vigor
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Perhaps we should sing while we wait, Citizens?
-* Ica-R-USS-2 cleans with ardor.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> With all due respect team leader, the ultraviolet needs our assistance.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "Friend Computer is so nice"
-* Va-R-BLE-2 helps clean the mess for the glory of Alpha Complex!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> yes that's an excellent idea Tentacle-R-APE-2!
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "INSUBORDINATION WILL NOT BE TOLERATED
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Does not our mission from Friend Computer take priority?
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 starts singing
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 joins in
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "ENCOURAGE YOUR TEAMMATES"
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> GLORY GLORY, HAIL COMPUTER
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {hahaha really?}
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {2 pts for that song}
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Sho-R-TCT-2, hygiene is of utmost importance. We must eliminate threats to The Computer and the Alpha Complex with smiles and cleanliness."
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Hygeine officer, have we completed cleanup operations?"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Haha, I love where this is going.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> It seems you have left the place spick and span.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "NOW ON TO THE MISSION"
<Ica-R-USS-2> Roll out!
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "LOYALTY OFFICER, SING US AN INSPIRING MISSION SONG"
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 marches off to QUP sector
-* Va-R-BLE-2 follows team leader to QUP sector
-* Ica-R-USS-2 prepares to sing along, following TALL-R-DOG-2, sending a text message on his PDC
-* STU-R-ID-1 sings.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Mine eyes have seen the coming of another Commie Horde!
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 follows Ica-R-USS-2
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> If I can hold them off alone, Hot Fun is my reward
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> "Please engage the menace, Citizen" I hear on my comcord!
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> When will the vultures arrive?
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Glory, Glory, Hail Computer!
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Glory, Glory, Hail Computer!
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Glory, Glory Hail Computer!
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Okay, this is really good}
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 giggles, sings along
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> My Clone keeps marching on!
-* STU-R-ID-1 pops a happy pill.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (I didn't make this, by the way, I read it on here earlier :3)
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Damn}
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {No respect for you then}
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (Don't you worry, I'll write one soon! :3)
<Va-R-BLE-2> [hehe lol]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Alright
-* Ica-R-USS-2 takes note of the filth, if any, on the way to the QUP sector.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You guys along the way arrive at a large elevator.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> It seems to be in good condition.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> alright let's enter
<Ica-R-USS-2> [what color are the doors?]
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 enters the elevator
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (any labels?)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Doors are RED, sorry.
-* Va-R-BLE-2 stands away from elevator and watches others go inside
-* STU-R-ID-1 enters the elevator.
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 points his sword at the elevator and screams "CHAAAAARGE"
<Va-R-BLE-2> should we really all try and enter the elevator at the same time?
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 charges towards the elevator!
<Va-R-BLE-2> it might be risky
<Va-R-BLE-2> two of us should stay behind
<Va-R-BLE-2> at least
<Flavo-R-AID-2> do you not trust The Computer?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You seem to be lacking in enthusiasm, citizen.
<Va-R-BLE-2> and take the next one
-* Ica-R-USS-2 looks to Va-R-BLE-2. "The Team Leader gave an order."
<Va-R-BLE-2> Of Course!
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 enters elevator
<Va-R-BLE-2> I am simply contemplating possible threats!
-* Va-R-BLE-2 enters
-* Ica-R-USS-2 runs into the elevator, making sure the Docbot enters too.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> alright, yall are in.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Sho-R-TCT-2 activate the elevator!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The appropraite button has been located.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> all you must do is hit it
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 push butan
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 notes that Va-R-BLE-2 displays cowardice commonly associated with COMMIE MUTANT TRAITORS
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> aside from a mild electrical shock, the button is harmless
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> and the elevator whirrs to life
<STU-R-ID-1> This is incredible!  So much action!  So much excitement!  Praise The Computer!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> mm, that'll wake you up
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> there's a bit of rickityness, but you know
<Va-R-BLE-2> Team leader is that an accusation?
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 looks a burnt finger
<Va-R-BLE-2> Shall i report to confession booth?
<Flavo-R-AID-2> Va-R-BLE-2 i think you need another happy pill
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (I'm the loyalty officer :3)
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 passes 3 happy pills to Va-R-BLE-2
<Ica-R-USS-2> [no, TALL-R-DOG-2 is the loyalty officer]
<Flavo-R-AID-2> you're sounding a little upset
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> he's noting it down, not saying it outloud varble
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Nope}
<Ica-R-USS-2> [The Computer said so]
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {I got the sword}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> After a short while
-* Va-R-BLE-2 downs all happy pills and praises The Computer
<Ica-R-USS-2> {The Computer said so}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> the elevator's lights begin to flicker
<STU-R-ID-1> Flavo-R-AID-2:  I don't think I need these happiness pills any more!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> and it slows to a stop
<Flavo-R-AID-2> nonsense!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> and all at once, the lights go out with a CHUNK
<STU-R-ID-1> Here take them!
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Oh god
<Sho-R-TCT-2> mmm.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Computer Help Us
<Flavo-R-AID-2> you will take your prescribed medications!
<STU-R-ID-1> Uh oh...
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> who knows how long you could be here
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Sho-R-TCT-2 I order you to fix the elevator"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (vehicle ops?)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> it's pitch black
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> yeah, vehicle ops
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 lights an authorized cancer-lite cigarette
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 looks for control panel
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !d 20
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: A #12# shows on the 20-sided die.
-* STU-R-ID-1 switches his camera to the appropriate low-level light mode.
<Ica-R-USS-2> [how dark is it?]
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (too dark, too dark to see)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> too dark for a camera to pick up anything
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (feel I'm knocking on, heavens doooooor)
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (so do I get a control panel or can I interact with it on my PDC)
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Who is in charge of happiness again?}
<Flavo-R-AID-2> i am!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You guys hear a loud ZAP
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 offers cigs to other teammates
<Flavo-R-AID-2> what's that
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Flavo-R-AID-2 I order you to encourage Sho-R-TCT-2"
<Flavo-R-AID-2> Sho-R-TCT-2 you can do it!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> you go girl!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> thanks, bro
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Everyone besides Sho-R-TCT-2 open fire on the door!"
-* Va-R-BLE-2 refuses cigarrette and instead asks for happy pills
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 points sword at the door
<Sho-R-TCT-2> oh give me a minute will you
<Ica-R-USS-2> That is destruction of Alpha Complex property.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Sho-R-TCT is eventually finished with fixing the elevator, and it whirrs back to life
-* Ica-R-USS-2 is also closest to the door.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "We are re-optimizing the Alpha Complex property!"
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "The optimal position for an elevator door is open!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> nothing looks out of place with you guys, except for the fact that Stu-R-ID-1 is dead.
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 cracks knuckles
<Flavo-R-AID-2> oh dang
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Wait
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 finishes cigarette
<Sho-R-TCT-2> told you
<Ica-R-USS-2> Someone move that body to an appropriate receptacle.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> mm, should probably clean that
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Hygeine Officer, tell Sho-R-TCT-2 not to crack her knuckles!"
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 contacts The Computer on his PDC
<Sho-R-TCT-2> not cracking knuckles in unsanitary and leads to muscle cramps!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> I require knuckle cracking for manual dexterity to be optimal
<THE_COMPUTER> 'YES? FRIEND COMPUTER? WHY ARE YOU NOT AT YOUR MISSION OBJECTIVE YET?'
<TALL-R-DOG-2> "Cracking the knuckles reduces grip strength and manual dexterity"
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Sho-R-TCT-2 is correct. The sound of knuckle cracking also improves morale."
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Friend Computer, I believe TALL-R-DOG-2 is smuggling an illegal item in his backpack. I noticed it pressing against me in the elevator.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> **** Stu's new clone arrives.
<STU-R-ID-1> Hey gais what's going on?
<THE_COMPUTER> 'THIS IS A SERIOUS ACUSATION, TALL-R-DOG-2
<Flavo-R-AID-2> (change your nick to STU-R-ID-2)
<THE_COMPUTER> PLEASE EMPTY YOUR POCKETS'
-* STU-R-ID-1 picks up the camera and continues to film.
-* STU-R-ID-1 is now known as STU-R-ID-2
<Flavo-R-AID-2> cool
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 empties pockets
<Flavo-R-AID-2> what do we see
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 hangs on to weapons though
-* Va-R-BLE-2 keeps RED laser at the ready
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Out of the pockets drops numerous inconsequential things, but also a YELLOW LASER BARREL.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 readies his rifle.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Completely treasonous.
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 steps away from TALL-R-DOG
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 fires on TALL-R-DOG-2
-* Ica-R-USS-2 readies his rifle, aiming it at TALL-R-DOG-2's face
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (talldog dropped out, give him a sec)
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Guns don't fit in pockets}
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (his connection dropped ,rather)
<TALL-R-DOG-2> My internets died
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (nm)
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "having YELLOW items is treasonous!"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (just laggy)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> barrels, do
<THE_COMPUTER> 'CITIZEN, IT SEEMS I HAVE MISTAKEN YOU FOR A LOYAL CITIZEN, WHEN YOU WERE IN FACT A TRAITOR'
-* STU-R-ID-2 records this glorious combat in High Definition.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {What did I miss?}
<Sho-R-TCT-2> oh isn't that a shame
<THE_COMPUTER> 'PLEASE TERMINATE THIS CITIZEN, TROUBLESHOOTERS'
<Sho-R-TCT-2> tsk
-* Ica-R-USS-2 fires upon TALL-R-DOG-2
-* Va-R-BLE-2 fires
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 fires bazooka at floor
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 shoots TALL-R-DOG-2 in the chest
<Va-R-BLE-2> FUCK
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 was back a ways, out of the elevator
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 is blown to pieces in the blast
<Ica-R-USS-2> [GM, was he dead before he fired?]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> We'll see.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> (yeah i shot him halfway through)
<Va-R-BLE-2> {the elevator is stil closed}
<Flavo-R-AID-2> (iunno if i hit)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> TALL-R-DOG what's your average violence skill>?
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (oh damn)
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (are we all dead then)
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Where does it say that?}
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (depends on the roll, I think)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Ica, Va, Tenntacle, whats your average violence skill
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {I got a 9 on energy weapons}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> alright
<Flavo-R-AID-2> (uh what about me)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> oh, you too
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> everyone who shot at tall-R-DOG, whats your energy weapons scores
<Flavo-R-AID-2> (i kinda jumped the gun on this btw)
<Va-R-BLE-2> average is 9
<Va-R-BLE-2> 15 for enegry weps
<Flavo-R-AID-2> (i have 12)
<Ica-R-USS-2> [5 average, 9 energy weapons]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Oh lawd.
<Va-R-BLE-2> my bad, 13
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {I think my average is 5.4}
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (7.8 average, 12 for energy weapons)
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (I think they got him first)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> First one to roll above their number between Varble and Tall-R-DOG will be the LUSER.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> (i'd just like to #point out# that i fired on TALL-R-DOG-2 a full minute before he fired his bazooka)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Talldog, roll !d 20
<TALL-R-DOG-2> !d 20
<FBI> #TALL-R-DOG-2#: A #13# shows on the 20-sided die.
<Va-R-BLE-2> ruh roh
<Va-R-BLE-2> u ded
<Va-R-BLE-2> !d 20
<FBI> #Va-R-BLE-2#: A #8# shows on the 20-sided die.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (yeah they did kinda shoot like way before)
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> ruh roh
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> we all ded
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> yeah, it matters not, cause varble shot first apparently.
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Does the laser completely annhialate me?}
<Flavo-R-AID-2> didn't i fire way before
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Cuz if it doesn't, you know, doing breath, last shot, take them with me, kekeke}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Due to the convereance of so many rifle shots at once, TALL-R-DOG is vapourize him before he can pull the drigger
<Flavo-R-AID-2> alright cool
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Sorreh, talldawg.
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Clean this mess up!"
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Cool}
-* Ica-R-USS-2 takes the 'Sword'
-* Va-R-BLE-2 scans remains for items
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 tidies up the elevator shaft
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 presses an OPEN DOOR button if there is one
<Va-R-BLE-2> since i have a high energy weapon value, maybe i should take his large weapon
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {All right!}
<THE_COMPUTER> 'THANK YOU ALL, CITIZENS, COMMENDATIONS HAVE BEEN ENTERED INTO EACH OF YOUR REPORTS'
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {Take my large weapon}
<TALL-R-DOG-2> {In your butt}
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Praise The Computer!"
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> [hehehehehee]
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "i'll be ORANGE before i know it!"
<THE_COMPUTER> 'YOU WILL HAVE TO SELECT A NEW LOYALTY OFFICER THOUGH'
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Thank you Computer!
<Va-R-BLE-2> Thank You Friend Computer
<Flavo-R-AID-2> "how about Tentacle-R-APE-2?"
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Friend Computer, I volunteer"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> We must continue the mission :<
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Varble gots it first.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Yes, Friend Computer, your justice as always is swift and meaningful
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (I think we're all a bit confused about the jobs we've got)
<Ica-R-USS-2> Friend Computer, this 'Sword' denotes Team Leader status. Does my possession of the Sword make me Team Leader?
<THE_COMPUTER> 'PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR MISSION, YOU ARE ALSO CLOSE TO BECOMING LATE, WHICH WILL NOT BE TOLERATED'
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (is the elevator at QUP now)
<THE_COMPUTER> 'YES, ICA, PLEASE CONTINUE ON YOUR MISSION
<Va-R-BLE-2> So I am Loyalty Officer now?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The elevator has reached the Tubeway station leading to QUP sector.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You better hurry.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 slips into the Hygiene Officer position
-* Ica-R-USS-2 points to Sword to the Tubeway. "To the QUP Sector!"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> righto!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> ****The tubeway car has just arrived, it is packed with REDS and INFRAREDS
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (what was my position again?)
-* Ica-R-USS-2 hands the SC-6 to Tentacle-R-APE-2.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (equipment :3_
<Flavo-R-AID-2> equipment Sho-R-TCT-2
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> )*
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (oh right!)
-* STU-R-ID-2 adjusts his camera and pushes the power button and continues to record the victory.
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 lugging around equiment kit
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 thanks Ica-R-USS-2 and wishes him the best of luck in his new position of authority
<Flavo-R-AID-2> why did you turn the camera off
-* TALL-R-DOG-2 is now known as TALL-R-DOG-3
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 squishes into the tubeway car before it leaves
<STU-R-ID-2> What are you talking about?
<Flavo-R-AID-2> me shoves an INFRARED out of the way
<Va-R-BLE-2> [so now im loyalty officer and i got the bfg?]
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 shoves an INFRARED out of the way
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 and gets in
<Ica-R-USS-2> " Tentacle-R-APE-2, I require your previous equipment."
-* STU-R-ID-2 enters the car.
-* Va-R-BLE-2 enters
-* Ica-R-USS-2 enters the Tubeway car.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 passes the notepad and cyanide pill to Ica-R-USS-2, scribbles out previous notes
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Whoever has the sword is the Team leader
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> the BFG is yours, Va
-* Ica-R-USS-2 hands the notepad and pill to Va-R-BLE-2. "Your equipment."
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 enters Tubeway car after some INFRARED's just happen to fall out of it
<Va-R-BLE-2> Thank You!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Woah, was that destruction of evidence, tentacle ? I'd write that down on your new notepad, Ica, for the de-briefing
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> *** The tubecar dings with the DOOR CLOSING noise.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> better shove in
<TALL-R-DOG-3> {Smoking a bowl, brb}
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 pushes himself to the middle of the carriage
<TALL-R-DOG-3> {I assume I blithely follow along}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Are you all in?
<Va-R-BLE-2> yes!
<Ica-R-USS-2> [who got the tacnuke grenade? I most certainly would not have left Alpha Complex equipment behind.]
<Flavo-R-AID-2> yeah
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Oh wow bad lag.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (yep we're in, if someone isnt lets just say they are)
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 begrudgingly passes the tacnuke to Ica-R-USS-2
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> I am very happy for you to have this!
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 twitch
-* Ica-R-USS-2 raises a brow at Tentacle-R-APE-2, taking the tacnuke grenade. "Is something wrong?"
<Flavo-R-AID-2> don't criminals twitch?
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> No sir, not at all, sir. Simply happy and productive, that's me!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> i'm glad you're happy!
-* Va-R-BLE-2 takes notes
<Ica-R-USS-2> [is there a roll to call bullshit?]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> brb a second, gotta pee
<Flavo-R-AID-2> (probably not in PC-PC interaction)
<Ica-R-USS-2> " Flavo-R-AID-2, give Tentacle-R-APE-2 a strong dose of happiness."
<Flavo-R-AID-2> no problem!
-* Ica-R-USS-2 clutched his Sword, sheathing it.
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 hands Flavo-R-AID-2 a pill
<TALL-R-DOG-3> {Back}
<Ica-R-USS-2> clutches*
<Ica-R-USS-2> [brb cigarette]
<Va-R-BLE-2> [so is talldog still team leader or is he just with us and lost his position?]
<TALL-R-DOG-3> {Lost my position}
<Ica-R-USS-2> [he lost his position. I'm Team Leader]
<Va-R-BLE-2> [ah ok]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> back
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> I peed with the speed of seabiscuit
<Va-R-BLE-2> [so do you lose position when you become a traitor or when you just die]
<Flavo-R-AID-2> er
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 hands Tentacle-R-APE-2 a pill
<Flavo-R-AID-2> sorry ddin't notice that
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !ping
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: Pong!
-* STU-R-ID-2 adjusts his camera and pushes the power button and continues to record.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> be happy!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> happpyyy
-* TALL-R-DOG-3 is happy to be reanimated
<TALL-R-DOG-3> {I'm a horrible zombie}
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Have we arrived at our destination?
<STU-R-ID-2> Flavo-R-AID-2:  Tell everyone how happy it makes you to make everyone as happy as you are!
<Va-R-BLE-2> I wish for more happy pills Happiness Officer!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> it makes me soo happy to make everyone as happy as i am!
<Va-R-BLE-2> Unhappiness is treason!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> making sure my teammates are hapy makes me happy too! :O
<Flavo-R-AID-2> no problem Va-R-BLE-2!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> ARE Y'ALL HAPPY
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 hands Va-R-BLE-2 several pills
-* Va-R-BLE-2 downs
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 pulls out a cancer-lite
<Flavo-R-AID-2> Va-R-BLE-2: pass a couple to Tentacle-R-APE-2 why don't you
<Flavo-R-AID-2> he looks like he could use extra
<Va-R-BLE-2> Sorry i eated mine
-* Va-R-BLE-2 jots notes
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Flavo-R-AID-2: I'm very happy, sir, don't you worry about me. :3
<Flavo-R-AID-2> alright!
-* Va-R-BLE-2 writes furiously
<Flavo-R-AID-2> i'm quite glad!
-* Zircon_XX (Zax@nc-65-41-174-47.dyn.embarqhsd.net) has joined #dnd
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Alright, the tubeway train screeches to a halt
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> hope you were holding on
-* TALL-R-DOG-3 was not holding on
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 tumbles into a group of REDs and INFRAREDs
-* STU-R-ID-2 rolls around a little.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> as the doors open, you can see outside
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 is cushioned by the INFRAREDs, they don't seem to notice
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 smoking
<STU-R-ID-2> See outside what?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> the platform is filled with numerous REDs just milling around
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> their faces are a pale blue
<Va-R-BLE-2> Sickness?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> they're kinda limping-walking-shuffling
<Sho-R-TCT-2> well that doesn't look good.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> :3
<TALL-R-DOG-3> "PERMISSION TO OPEN FIRE, TEAM LEADER?!"
<Ica-R-USS-2> This must be the health threat. ELIMINATE THEM!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> go get 'em boys!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> alright i exit the train
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> OKAY GUYS
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> ONE SEC
-* Va-R-BLE-2 fires RED laser rifle to incapacitate
-* TALL-R-DOG-3 opens fire and cackles maniacal!y
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Right now we're going into a combat heavy part right?
-* Ica-R-USS-2 exits the train and open fires.
<Va-R-BLE-2> yes maybe!
<Ica-R-USS-2> [yea, i'd assume so. just fuckin shit up EVERYWHERE]
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Wait
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Okay, just wondering
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> What's the hygienic situation?
<Flavo-R-AID-2> i'm clean as can be!
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> I mean for the area :3
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The REDs and INFRAREDS all milling around look incredibly unhygenic, each of them
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> some of them even look to have wounds, though they're not whining
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> just shuffling
-* STU-R-ID-2 zooms in on the wounds.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> How fast can I perform an ESP on all of them
<Ica-R-USS-2> ESP?]]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> One of your shots misses!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> wait
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> And hits the wall
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (Emergency Sanitation Procedures)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The second shot hits and incapacitates another.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> these REDs and INFRAREDs are citizens of alpha complex!
<STU-R-ID-2> Maybe they just need a good bath?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Oh, shit.
<TALL-R-DOG-3> 'me still firing and laughing
-* TALL-R-DOG-3 firing INDISCRIMINANTLY
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Well, you have the BIG RED BUTTON for ESP, you can press.
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Our orders were to eliminate the health threat in this sector."
-* Va-R-BLE-2 follows close behind TALL-R-DOG-3 covering his back
<Ica-R-USS-2> [no he doesn't have it. He only has the SC-6]
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 attempts to locate the ultraviolet on the pdc
<Va-R-BLE-2> Ica-R-USS-2: its toolate for that now
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Oh I see.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> no!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> have the docbot do it!
<Ica-R-USS-2> Va-R-BLE-2: We eliminate whatever health threat in the sector. That means ppen fire!
<Ica-R-USS-2> open*
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 opens fire
<TALL-R-DOG-3> "NOT FIRING IS TREASON!"
-* TALL-R-DOG-3 pew-pew
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Another health risk is dispatched by citizen Tall-R-DOG with a zap
-* STU-R-ID-2 reccords TALL-R-DOG-3 firing at innocent civilians.
-* Ica-R-USS-2 pulls out the Sword and tries putting the really pointy end in a health threat.
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 aims the rifle and shoots
<Sho-R-TCT-2> ^at the diseased
-* Va-R-BLE-2 follows close behind talldog carfully avoiding contact with reds and IRs
-* STU-R-ID-2 reccords Sho-R-TCT-2 firing at the innocent civilians.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> left right and center the diseased citizens are dropping like flies to shots
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> just as many shots are hitting the wall behind them
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Clean up that aim, Troubleshooters!"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> STURID WHEN HE SAID TO FIRE HE MEANT A GUN
<Sho-R-TCT-2> NOT A CAMERA
<Sho-R-TCT-2> YOU ARE NOT SHOOTING
-* STU-R-ID-2 records Sho-R-TCT-2 acting as team leader.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> shouldn't we have the docbot do this
-* Ica-R-USS-2 continues hacking with the Sword at the health threats. "STU IS DOING HIS DUTY OF RECORDING. EVERYONE ELSE KEEP ELIMINATING THREATS"
-* Va-R-BLE-2 attempts to avoid infected
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> STU-R-ID's head suddenly starts bleeding out of every orifice, and he falls down dead.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> This is obviously the work of a mutant!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> oh shit
<Ica-R-USS-2> MAN DOWN.
<Flavo-R-AID-2> happy pills all around!
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Mutants?
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Here?
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Oh my!
<Flavo-R-AID-2> we don't want any trauma!
<Va-R-BLE-2> {who has the arm}?
<Ica-R-USS-2> EVERYONE FALL BACK INTO DEFENSIVE POSITIONS
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 eyes all the potential commie mutants
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Tall-DOG you hear a beeping in your back pocket!
-* TALL-R-DOG-3 fires wildly around the room
-* Va-R-BLE-2 falls back to defensive position
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 drops to the ground, hands over head
<TALL-R-DOG-3> "HAHAHA DIE TRAITORS!"
-* TALL-R-DOG-3 shoots at varbles
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (are there few enough to advance)
-* Va-R-BLE-2 attempts to avoid everyone
-* Ica-R-USS-2 takes cover.
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 again attempts to locate the ultraviolet
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !d 20
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: A #6# shows on the 20-sided die.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !d 20
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: A #2# shows on the 20-sided die.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Your shots hit, tall-R
<TALL-R-DOG-3> "DEATH TO THE MUTANT MENACE"
<Va-R-BLE-2> [what the fuck]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> one at a wall, and one hits varbles in the leg, blowing it off
<Ica-R-USS-2> CEASE FIRE, TALL
-* Va-R-BLE-2 falls forward
<TALL-R-DOG-3> "SIR YES SIR"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Goddamnit tall
<Va-R-BLE-2> Happiness Officer i need more Happy Pills!
<Ica-R-USS-2> [who has the mechanical arm]
-* TALL-R-DOG-3 at arms
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> TALL-DOG violently explodes before any more harm is done to his fellow troubleshooters
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 passes happy pills to Va-R-BLE-2
-* TALL-R-DOG-3 violently explodes
-* Va-R-BLE-2 consumes
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 gets TALL-R-DOG splatter on jumpsuit
-* Va-R-BLE-2 is covered in a rain of blood
<Sho-R-TCT-2> >:|
<Flavo-R-AID-2> i do Ica-R-USS-2
-* TALL-R-DOG-3 is now known as Tall-R-DOG-4
<Va-R-BLE-2> {seriously who has that thing}
<Sho-R-TCT-2> I'll take some of those happy pills please
<Va-R-BLE-2> {use it}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You are all plattered with blood
-* STU-R-ID-2 is now known as STU-R-ID-3
<Ica-R-USS-2> "WHOEVER HAS THE MECHANICAL ARM, DETECT THE MUTANT PRESENCE NEARBY"
<Flavo-R-AID-2> let me activate mutant detection mode
<Ica-R-USS-2> "AND CLEAN THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW"
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 begins screaming about hygiene, sanitation, and commie mutant traitor germs
<Sho-R-TCT-2> what th-
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Okay then, the arm beeps and twitches
<Sho-R-TCT-2> no, no dude
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {Isn't the arm just going to detect him?}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> MUTANT DETECTED
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> MUTANT DETECTED
<Sho-R-TCT-2> fffu
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {The guy connected to it?}
<Va-R-BLE-2> {maybe}
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 shoots Flavoraids arm
<Va-R-BLE-2> {probably}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> DISTANCE: 0 METERS 0 CENTIMETERS
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {That was unright}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> ATTEMPTING TO TERMINATE MUTANT
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {*unbrught}
<Ica-R-USS-2> "OPEN FIRE ON Flavo-R-AID-2!"
<Tall-R-DOG-4> (*unbright}
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 pulls frag grenade pin
-* Va-R-BLE-2 opens fire on Flavo-R-AID-2
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 oh and throws it at Ica-R-USS-2
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The arm starts beating Flavo-R-AID violently
<Flavo-R-AID-2> oh god oh god
-* Va-R-BLE-2 abandons firing and runs away from Ica-R-USS-2
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 grin
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> IT'S GONNA BLOW, GET AWAY FROM THERE
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> BEEP
-* Ica-R-USS-2 runs  away from the 'nade
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> BEEP
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 runs
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> BEEP BEEP
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> BEEP BEEP
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> BEEP BEEP BEEP
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 ducks into an office
-* Ica-R-USS-2 takes cover
<Va-R-BLE-2> [guys this is getting really fun i like this]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BOOM
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 runs screaming like a girly girl
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (we are stoned this is fucking hillarious)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Varbles, unable to run, gets destroyed by the grenade.
<Va-R-BLE-2> DAMNIT
-* Va-R-BLE-2 is now known as Va-R-BLE-3
-* Ica-R-USS-2 takes the BFG, sheathing the sword.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Va-R-BLE-2, we'll miss you.
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 takes varbles' gun
-* Flavo-R-AID-2 is now known as Flavo-R-AID-3
<Ica-R-USS-2> "I will assume position of Loyalty Officer in addition to my duty as Team Leader."
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {If it's still there}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> At this point, Stu's new clone arrives with Tall-DOG's new clone, and Varble's new clone
<Sho-R-TCT-2> ATTEMPTING TO LOCATE ULTRAVIOLET PROGRAMMER ON THIS LEVEL
<Va-R-BLE-3> BFG is out of action from explosion methinks
<Ica-R-USS-2> "EVERYONE REGROUP"
<STU-R-ID-3> Hey gais what's going on?
-* Va-R-BLE-3 regroups with Ica-R-USS-2
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Tall-DOG arrives slightly before, and picks up the large gun.
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "More guns means more loyal"
-* STU-R-ID-3 picks up the camera and moves around recording the resultant carnage.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Sho-R-TCT-2: Your PDC has located him, two blocks down from the station.
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Hygiene officer, start cleaning!"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> OI, THIS WAY
<Ica-R-USS-2> " Sho-R-TCT-2, hold that order. I'm Team Leader!"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> team leader wanna lead?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> All the infected at this station are dead, by the way
<Ica-R-USS-2> We need to clean up these bodies post-haste!"
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> GAMEMASTER-U-RAW: Does the station look.... Dirty..?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> OH YOU BET IT DOES
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 cleanses the remains of the infected with nuclear fire
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> OH GOD
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Someone can stay here and clean
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 goes weak at the knees
<Sho-R-TCT-2> oh, the quick way
<Ica-R-USS-2> We will not split the party!
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {Was that poetic enough?}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The bodies are quickly blasted into vapour, but so are large sections of the floor.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Cleanup is complete though.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Icarus why are you delaying our mission
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [quite]
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 follows Sho-R-TCT-2 on the way to the U Citizen
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Our mission is to eliminate the health threat. That means this place is spick and fuckin' span!"
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 saunters towards the mission objective
<Ica-R-USS-2> "NOW SAVE THE ULTRAVIOLET"
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {Cowboy style}
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Our mission is to find and rescue the ultraviolet!
<Ica-R-USS-2> "HOLD THE FUCK UP!"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Why are you delaying the mission
<Ica-R-USS-2> " Sho-R-TCT-2, do you remember our original orders?"
-* Va-R-BLE-3 follows Sho-R-TCT-2
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Yes, and our immediate mission as reported by the docbot was to find this ultraviolet
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Do you have the Sword?"
<Sho-R-TCT-2>  would you like to disobey this mission because I'll contact Friend Computer right now
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Sho-R-TCT-2: Are you implying that the words of a docbot are more accurate than that of Our Friend The Computer?
<Ica-R-USS-2> "I am following our orders as complete as we can! Are you some sort of commie traitor, Sho-R-TCT-2?"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> it is merely reporting a mission FROM Friend Computer
-* STU-R-ID-3 records tentalce's unease.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> and you seem to be wanting to defy those orders
-* Va-R-BLE-3 sides with Sho-R-TCT-2
<Ica-R-USS-2> "I have the Sword, I lead. NOW we can go save the Ultraviolet."
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Splended idea :3
-* Ica-R-USS-2 heads off towards the rescue target."
<Ica-R-USS-2> -"
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 grin
<STU-R-ID-3> Tentacle-R-APE-2:  It's not right to appear unhappy in the service of The Computer.  Here take one of my happy pills.
<THE_COMPUTER> 'CITIZENS I AM DETECTING A LARGE AMMOUNT OF MY NAME BEING SAID IN THIS SECTOR, IS THERE A PROBLEM'
<Flavo-R-AID-3> (do i get another clone)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> THE COMPUTER'S VOICE IS IN AUDIO ONLY
<Ica-R-USS-2> "No problem, Friend Computer!"
-* Va-R-BLE-3 follows Ica-R-USS-2
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Woah you're dead Flavo?
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> I will follow you! Where ever you may go! Through the commie nests in sector B4, To the Mutant Pits Beneath The Floor!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> not at all, Friend Computer we were merely discussing how best to carry out your objectives
<THE_COMPUTER> 'SUFFICIENT RESPONSE.
<Flavo-R-AID-3> (this clone hasn't entered yet)
<THE_COMPUTER> PLEASE MOVE ALONG WITH MISSION'
<Flavo-R-AID-3> (last one was beaten to death)
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 heads to Ultraviolet
<Ica-R-USS-2> "TO SAVE THE ULTRAVIOLET IN THE NAME OF FRIEND COMPUTER!"
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 gobbles the pill readily.
-* Ica-R-USS-2 points the Sword forward and charges, cutting any infected that might be in his way.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> THANKS YOU COMPUTER
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Oh, well an ORANGE citizen on a moped arrives with a big box containing Flavo-R-AID-3
<Flavo-R-AID-3> hi guys!
<Flavo-R-AID-3> what'sd i miss!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The name on the box says, "Domin-O's clone delivery"
<Tall-R-DOG-4> :Hi!"
<Flavo-R-AID-3> *what'd
<STU-R-ID-3> Ok, now smile more!
<Flavo-R-AID-3> lol
<Ica-R-USS-2> [Team Position sound-off]
-* STU-R-ID-3 zooms in on Tentacle cleaning.
<Ica-R-USS-2> <- Loyalty Officer and Team Leader]]
<Sho-R-TCT-2> Engineering officer!
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 smiles while cleaning the blood and gore from his shiny red boots
<Tall-R-DOG-4> <-Team Member
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Hygiene Officer!
<Flavo-R-AID-3> happiness officer!
<Flavo-R-AID-3> :D
<STU-R-ID-3> Beautiful!
<Va-R-BLE-3> Nothing!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> BY ALL YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM, TROUBLESHOOTER SQUAD 4534611-65b!
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Thank You STU-R-ID-3! I am glad you find my loyalty to Our Dearest Friend to be pleasing!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Lets roll.
<Ica-R-USS-2> Okay, let's move on to save the Ultraviolet!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (I lold)
-* Ica-R-USS-2 cleans himself off and runs to save the Ultraviolet.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 follows The Leader
<Flavo-R-AID-3> it looks like i'm the happiest one here now
-* Va-R-BLE-3 follows leader
<Flavo-R-AID-3> i should share the happiness!
<Flavo-R-AID-3> let's divide up my cold fun equally!
<Ica-R-USS-2> "My duty to serve The Computer and Alpha Complex makes me the happiest here!"
-* STU-R-ID-3 focuses on Flavo's charisma!
-* Flavo-R-AID-3 offers a portion of his gallon of Cold Fun to everyone
-* STU-R-ID-3 records this generous gift.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Flavo-R-AID-3, that sounds like sharing, and equality, and peace
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Those are Commie Ideals!
<Flavo-R-AID-3> no i just want everyone to be happy!
<Flavo-R-AID-3> you sound unhappy Tentacle-R-APE-2
-* Ica-R-USS-2 stops and turns to Flavo-R-AID-3.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Including Commie Traitors, and Mutant Scum?
-* Flavo-R-AID-3 offers Tentacle-R-APE-2 several pills
<Ica-R-USS-2> You sound like a commie to me, Flavo-R-AID-3
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Okay, at exit of the platform there is an elevator.,
<Ica-R-USS-2> AND you're a mutant.
-* STU-R-ID-3 captures this plot point on camera.
<Ica-R-USS-2> But we'll hold off on that until after we save the ULTRAVIOLET
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The elevator doors open, and a RED infected stumbles out.
<Flavo-R-AID-3> i'm not a mutant!
<Ica-R-USS-2> KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER
-* Ica-R-USS-2 points to the infected RED
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 shouts "Surrender, in the name of The Computer"
-* STU-R-ID-3 wants to shoot at the mutant.
<Flavo-R-AID-3> (there's no evidence of Flavo-R-AID-3 being a mutant btw)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Well go ahead, STU.
-* STU-R-ID-3 fires.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> heh, see what happens.
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 opens fire
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> wait, what mutant are you targeting?
<Ica-R-USS-2> [the arm pointed at Flavo, so he's a mutant]
<Flavo-R-AID-3> (on my last clone)
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 fires at the RED infected
<Ica-R-USS-2> [but the orders given were to shoot the infected RED]
<Flavo-R-AID-3> (not this one)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Dude, Stu, I'll let you take that back, your character doesn't know that this clone is a mutant.
<Ica-R-USS-2> {I retract my statement about Flavo being a mutant, then]
<Flavo-R-AID-3> (yeah it's convoluted)
-* STU-R-ID-3 takes it back.
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 shoots RED infected
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> While everyone is pointing fingers, the red infected is turned into smelly vapour.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> By Tall-Dog's shot
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The elevator is clear now.
-* Va-R-BLE-3 still tagging along
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Tall-R-DOG-4: A fine shot, sir. You honour The Computer with your vigilance.
-* Ica-R-USS-2 loads into the elevator. "Hygiene officer, clear up the pink mist!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [Va-R-BLE-3 lol]
-* STU-R-ID-3 records the rising vapors and enters the elevator.
-* Flavo-R-AID-3 enters elevator
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 enters elevator
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 gets into the elevator, and begins scrubbing the walls rapidly, grunting.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Okay, the elevator is filled with all you piling in.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Just need to
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Get this
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> But it ftis you
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Uh
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {yeah that}
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> little
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> spot
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> oh thats good
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [lol]
-* STU-R-ID-3 records Tentacle's obsession.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The nescessary button is located.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> And you need only push.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 quickly stops, and looks around, feeling dirty. The good kind of dirty.
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Tentacle, your devotion to hygiene makes me smile, as does your devotion to The Friend Computer"
<Va-R-BLE-3> Hail Friend Computer!
<Ica-R-USS-2> HAIL FRIEND COMPUTER
<STU-R-ID-3> Turn your frown upwards!  We are in the service of The Computer!  We cannot look unhappy.
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 points his large, pulsing weapon at the button
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Thank you, Team Leader! I am glad to be of service to Our Friend, The Computer!
<Flavo-R-AID-3> all glory to Friend Computer!
<Ica-R-USS-2> TALL. STAND DOWN
<Sho-R-TCT-2> love The Computer, mmhmm
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 push button
-* Ica-R-USS-2 pushes the elevator button
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "COVERING THE BUTTON INCASE OF CRISIS"
<THE_COMPUTER> STOP SAYING MY NAME DAMNIT AND GET ON WITH THE MISSION OR YOU"RE ALL TERMINATED.
<Ica-R-USS-2> "YES SIR!"
<STU-R-ID-3> Yes, The Computer!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> **** The button pushes itself.
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Tall, use a smaller weapon, then!"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> bootlickers :3
<Flavo-R-AID-3> yes, Friend Computer
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "MORE GUN MEANS MORE LOYAL"
<STU-R-ID-3> The Computer can count on us!
<Va-R-BLE-3> butt lickerz
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> lol
<Sho-R-TCT-2> is the elevator locked up
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Okay the elevator whirs to life
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> and quickly reaches its level
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> without a hitch
<Ica-R-USS-2> [[NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA]]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> the door opens up
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> and a milling group of infected stand in front of you.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> the walls are suprisingly clean though
<Ica-R-USS-2> "MOW DOWN THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!"
-* STU-R-ID-3 records their milling.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> until you see a little SCRUBBOT working away despite the dirt
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> the infected are clean themselves.
<STU-R-ID-3> Hey gais, where's the docbot?
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> ...dirt?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> docbot is with you, let's just say
<Ica-R-USS-2> "LET THE DOCBOT CLEAN THEM!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> There is no dirt, thats what I'm saying
<Ica-R-USS-2> HEAL*
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> the scrubbot has cleaned this entire hallway.
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 opens fire on the infected
<Ica-R-USS-2> Sho-R-TCT-2, get on makin' that Docbot do it- TALL! STAND THE FUCK DOWN
-* Va-R-BLE-3 opens fire
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 hits the ground
-* Va-R-BLE-3 closes fire
<Ica-R-USS-2> HOLD YOUR FIRE
-* STU-R-ID-3 focuses on Tentacle's cowardice.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Too late
-* Ica-R-USS-2 is shouting with glee
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Tall-dog already got off one of his shots, as well as varbles.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Tall-dogs shot misses, and blows a hole in a wall at the end of the hallway
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> but varbles hits one of the infected.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (how many left?)
<Va-R-BLE-3> [good or bad?]
<Va-R-BLE-3> [i just followed talldog]
<Flavo-R-AID-3> someone get docbot to help
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> there's about three left
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (he'll be back in a bit)
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (uh, so will I)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> k
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 cries sadly
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Let's get the Docbot working on those individuals."
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (somebodyistotallyboning)
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> want to take a break for a sec guys then, I need to get a drink myself
<Va-R-BLE-3> yeah lets chillf or a bit so i can scroll up
<STU-R-ID-3> (I need to piss)
<Ica-R-USS-2> "FLAVO, DISPENSE PILLS TO TALL NOW!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> MEET BACK HERE IN 10 minutes please.
<Ica-R-USS-2> [i'll just chill out. anyone got skype?]
-* Flavo-R-AID-3 gives 10 pills to Tall-R-DOG-4
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> mmmmmkay?
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {brb gonna fuck}
<Ica-R-USS-2> [lucky bastard]
-* Flavo-R-AID-3 starts drinking a bottle of BBB tastes like orange
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Game is paused guys, all roleplay from where I said mmmkay on is defunct
<Flavo-R-AID-3> aw
-* Va-R-BLE-3 shoots talldog for being an arse
-* Ica-R-USS-2 kills EVERYTHING
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 kills THE COMPUTER with his penis
<Ica-R-USS-2> everyone having fun?
<Va-R-BLE-3> yeah this is great
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Definitely
<Ica-R-USS-2> oh man, imagine this at a sit-down TT game
<Ica-R-USS-2> with everyone yelling like crazy
<Va-R-BLE-3> hahahah
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> bacl
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> everything's better with 5 less players, lol
<Ica-R-USS-2> we gonna wait for shortcat and talldog?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> BOTH MY LEGS ARE ASLEEP
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> yeah, of course we are
<Ica-R-USS-2> complaining, appleseed?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> nooo
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> I'll rolling a jonit
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> I came down half way through there
<Ica-R-USS-2> but your legs are asleep
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> I was like :'(
<Ica-R-USS-2> UNHAPPINESS?!
<Ica-R-USS-2> TREASON!
<Ica-R-USS-2> KILL THE COMMIE TRAITOR!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> O shi
-* Ica-R-USS-2 ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP
-* Va-R-BLE-3 fucks you in the face
-* GAMEMASTER-U-RAW pulls pin on tacnuke
<Ica-R-USS-2> The tacnuke's in my pocket, BITCH
<Ica-R-USS-2> I kind of want to make a Paranoia short film
<THE_COMPUTER> WHAT THE #FUCK #IS GOING ON HERE, CITIZENS.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> haha, yeah.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> YOU KNOW WHAT COMPUTER, I'M NOT EATING YOUR GODDAMN PEAS
<Ica-R-USS-2> JUST SHOVING MY PHALLUS IN EVERY ORIFICE OF YOURS SIR
<STU-R-ID-3> (Back)
<THE_COMPUTER> THEY'RE NOT PEAS THEY'RE MASHED FOAMATOES
<Ica-R-USS-2> FUCK YOUR FOAMATOES
<Ica-R-USS-2> YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
<THE_COMPUTER> EVERYONE KNOWS A #04RED #CLEARANCE CITIZEN CAN'T EAT PEAS
-* Ica-R-USS-2 ZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAPZAP
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Ah Foamatoes! Filling, but itchy!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> lool
<Ica-R-USS-2> i kinda wanna go have a cig while short and tall are off doing their thing
<Ica-R-USS-2> but i just had one, and its scary out there
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "SO I ROLL UP ON THE INTERNET WITH MY FIFTY SIX KAYYYYYY MODEM SPEED"
<Ica-R-USS-2> guys
<Ica-R-USS-2> guise
<Ica-R-USS-2> gaiz
<Ica-R-USS-2> GUYS
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> "AND I MEET ALL MY PEEPS ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB, THATS WHERE THEY BEEE"
<Ica-R-USS-2> iloveyou<3
<STU-R-ID-3> YOU MAY HAVE YOUR FUCKING FIFTY SIX K MODEM BUT I GOT AOL AND WEB 2.0 MOTHERFUCKER
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> What, ctiizen.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Fuuuu
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> I literally have a 56k connection
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> looool
<Ica-R-USS-2> lolwut
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Hahahahaha
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> GUYS
<Ica-R-USS-2> WUT
<Va-R-BLE-3> we goin again?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> What does a catholic say when he's smoking a joint?
<Ica-R-USS-2> Va-R-BLE-3: not until tall and short are done fucking
<Ica-R-USS-2> wut
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Smoke a dope dope smoke one for the pope
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> heh
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> hahaha
<Ica-R-USS-2> lolfag
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Ahahahaah, I'm going to remember that
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Nothing better than fresh nice bud.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Even if your tolerance is too high to enjoy it properly
<Ica-R-USS-2> i think Paranoia is the best game for 420chan to play
<THE_COMPUTER> You bet your sweet ass it is.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !ping
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: Pong!
<Ica-R-USS-2> !ping
<FBI> #Ica-R-USS-2#: Pong!
<Ica-R-USS-2> !roulette
-* FBI loads the gun and sets it on the table
<Ica-R-USS-2> Who's first?
<THE_COMPUTER> hah, yeah right
<Ica-R-USS-2> !shoot
<Ica-R-USS-2> C'mon, pussies
<Ica-R-USS-2> I'll even do it again
<Ica-R-USS-2> !shoot
<Ica-R-USS-2> I'M UNTOUCHABLE
<THE_COMPUTER> I've got too many PM windows to be kicked, man
<STU-R-ID-3> !shoot
#02* STU-R-ID-3 (w00t@pool-70-106-37-136.hag.east.verizon.net) Quit (Killed (irc.420chan.org (BANG!!!!))#)
<Ica-R-USS-2> oh man, and I was about to do it again, too
-* STU-R-ID-3 (w00t@pool-70-106-37-136.hag.east.verizon.net) has joined #dnd
<THE_COMPUTER> lool
<Va-R-BLE-3> TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
<Va-R-BLE-3> TOO MUCH TO DIE FOR
<Ica-R-USS-2> !shoot
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> LIVE FREE
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> DIE HARD
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Aaaaaaa sailor went to sea sea sea
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> to see what he could see see see
<Sho-R-TCT-2> ok back :B
<THE_COMPUTER> but all that he could see see see
<THE_COMPUTER> was the bottom of the great blue sea sea sea
<Tall-R-DOG-4> Mmmmmm fuckin
<STU-R-ID-3> BECAUSE HE BETRAYED THE FAMILY
<Ica-R-USS-2> OKAY, GAME ON
<Flavo-R-AID-3> THAT WAS QUICK
<Ica-R-USS-2> yeah, that was quick, lol
<THE_COMPUTER> !ping
<FBI> #THE_COMPUTER#: Pong!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !ping
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: Pong!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> your mom's faster
<Tall-R-DOG-4> She likes it hard and fast, what can I say?
<Ica-R-USS-2> my mom's dead
<Ica-R-USS-2> i killed her
<Sho-R-TCT-2> thats not funny my brother died in your mom
<STU-R-ID-3> Dead chicks can't say no.
<Ica-R-USS-2> GAME ON
<Va-R-BLE-3> lol
<Va-R-BLE-3> are we restarting
<Flavo-R-AID-3> should i make a new character?
<Ica-R-USS-2> we're gonna continue, right?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> GAME ON
<Ica-R-USS-2> no
<Ica-R-USS-2> keep playing
<Ica-R-USS-2> come on you negros
<STU-R-ID-3> lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> So, the blast of Tall-R-DOG's gun blew a hole in the wall
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "Permission to penetrate the hole?"
<Va-R-BLE-3> NO WAIT
-* STU-R-ID-3 records the hole.
<Va-R-BLE-3> IM STILL NAKED
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> but it was sorta fortunate, because now you can see whats behind that wall
<Flavo-R-AID-3> what's behind it?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> A WHOLE CAFETERIA FILLED WITH INFECTED CITIZENS
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Va-R-BLE-3: Are you not wearing your regulation uniform, citizen?
<Ica-R-USS-2> " Sho-R-TCT-2, get the Docbot working on these three infected."
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "PERMISSION TO CLEANSE?"
-* STU-R-ID-3 records the cafeteria.
<Flavo-R-AID-3> "docbot, can you diagnose the infected"
<Va-R-BLE-3> IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A HYGIENE REGIMENT
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Tall, stand down."
-* Ica-R-USS-2 peers into the cafeteria. "Oh fuck..."
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> One sec guys,my connections being finiky
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> I've gota  latency of 10.5s
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> It's the RAIN I TELL YOU
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> !ping
<FBI> #GAMEMASTER-U-RAW#: Pong!
<Va-R-BLE-3> !pang
<Va-R-BLE-3> !huddle
<Va-R-BLE-3> !huggle
-* FBI huggles Va-R-BLE-3
<Ica-R-USS-2> !RAPE
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Okay we're good, I think
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> GAME ON
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 runs tests on the bodies with the PDC (if that is possible)
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (bioweapons check?)
<Flavo-R-AID-3> nice tricorder
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> lol
-* Ica-R-USS-2 orders the Docbot to look at the three REDs outside the elevator, then peers in the hole created by Tall. "Oh fuck..."
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> I don't think it works that way, short
<Flavo-R-AID-3> Ica-R-USS-2 you look a little unhappy
-* Flavo-R-AID-3 offers 3 happy pills to Ica-R-USS-2
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 notices a splash of blood on the DocBot
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Not unhappy. But I'll gladly take these pills."
-* Ica-R-USS-2 swallows the three pills.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 rushes happily to cleaning
<Flavo-R-AID-3> i'm glad you'll gladly take them!
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Who has grenades still?"
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> who's a good docbot? Yes! Yes! Yes you are!
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (ok so it is just an iphone then)
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (gotcha)
-* STU-R-ID-3 observes the behavior of one of the civilians.
-* STU-R-ID-3 slowly approaches a civilian.
<Ica-R-USS-2> Guys, sound off! Who still has grenades?
<Flavo-R-AID-3> i don't
<STU-R-ID-3> Excuse me, sir or madam, could you please tell me what's going on?
<Flavo-R-AID-3> don't a couple of you have pin grenades
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> [smoke smoke somoke your joint, inhale nice and deeeeep. Verily verily verily verily happy as a sheep]
<Ica-R-USS-2> I know i do. Who else has grenades?
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 raises grenade
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> I do not
<Sho-R-TCT-2> ^grenades
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 has a giant nuclear bazooka
<Ica-R-USS-2> Sho, get Docbot working on those three individuals, then come over here with me.
<Ica-R-USS-2> Tall, bring that weapon along with your ass over here too.
-* Ica-R-USS-2 smiles gleefully.
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 brings both gun AND ass, a tall order
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 programs docbot to anylize the bodies
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {Tall order}
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {Talldog}
<THE_COMPUTER> !d 2-
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {Hahaha}
<THE_COMPUTER> !d 20
<FBI> #THE_COMPUTER#: A #4# shows on the 20-sided die.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (ba dum tshh)
-* Ica-R-USS-2 looks to Tall, pointing to the hole in the wall. "Take a look."
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Oh lawd, looks like didn't succeed.
<Va-R-BLE-3> wait
<Va-R-BLE-3> what was the rating
<Va-R-BLE-3> if you didnt get it with 4
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The docbot, instead of helping the citizens, activates its bone saw attatchment and attempts to put them out of their misery.
<Va-R-BLE-3> :V
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 looks gun first
<Ica-R-USS-2> With your eyes, Tall
<Sho-R-TCT-2> ugh
<STU-R-ID-3> Hey I was interviewing him!
<Ica-R-USS-2> CLEAN UP THAT MESS!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Oh shit, nevermind, forgot low rolls were best for a sec
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> lol
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "I SEE A LOT OF TARGETS"
<STU-R-ID-3> Someone make that bot stop!
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "PERMISSION TO CLEANSE?"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> THE DOCBOT HAS GONE ROGUE!
<Ica-R-USS-2> STU, SHUT UP WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Oh well,
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> THE BOT GOES ON A RAMPAGE
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "PERMISSION TO OPEN FIRE?"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> ATTEMPTING TO OVERRIDE
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (can I try to reprogram againnn)
-* STU-R-ID-3 records Ica-R-USS-2 acting like the leader.
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "ALL CLEANSING NUCLEAR FIRE?"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> In a matter of seconds, the citizen's heads are sawn off with sprays off blood.
<Ica-R-USS-2> TALL, HOLD FIRE
<Sho-R-TCT-2> oh.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> OH GOD
<Sho-R-TCT-2> okay
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> SO MUCH DIRTY BLOOD
-* Va-R-BLE-3 shoulders weapon and tracks the bot
<Sho-R-TCT-2> uh, good docbot
<STU-R-ID-3> Are you trying to deprive The Computer of potentially vital information?  I must do this.  It is my duty.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Shortcat was too near the bot at the time.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> aww
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The blood splatters all over here.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> not the chainsaw?
<Sho-R-TCT-2> oh ok
<Ica-R-USS-2> IF THAT BOT GOES ROGUE, NEUTRALIZE IT WITH SMALL ARMS FIRE
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 cleans self
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Unfortunately, the Scrubbot is still in the hall.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Sho-R-TCT-2 you're lucky the blood fits in nicely with your RED standard issue uniform
<Flavo-R-AID-3> oh lol
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> **** "MUST CLEAN. MUST CLEAN. MUST CLEAN"
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 tracks the bot with the bazooka
<Ica-R-USS-2> SHOOT THE SCRUBBOT
<Sho-R-TCT-2> it has plenty to deal with with the corpses
-* STU-R-ID-3 records this order.
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 fires on the scrubbot
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "BURN"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> *The bot moves toward Sho-R-TCT-2
-* STU-R-ID-3 records Tall-R-DOG-4 firing at the bot.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> docbot@
<Sho-R-TCT-2> !
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 turns to fire on the docbot as well
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "BURN IT ALL"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> what the fuck?!
-* STU-R-ID-3 records EVERYTHING
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 facepalm
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 shouts at the bot to disobey it's last order
<THE_COMPUTER> Tall-R-DOG-4 you feel the trigger of your gun involuntarily pull
<Tall-R-DOG-4> Involuntarily?
<THE_COMPUTER> the scrubbot is vaporized by your massive gun
<Tall-R-DOG-4> I was firing wildly about with a bazooka
<THE_COMPUTER> must have been some mutant ro something
-* STU-R-ID-3 records Tall-R-DOG-4 disobeying orders.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Oh, didn't read that.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Sorry
<Tall-R-DOG-4> Disobeying?
<Tall-R-DOG-4> I was orderede to open fire
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Everyone okay?"
<Flavo-R-AID-3> i think STU-R-ID-3 might be up to something
<Flavo-R-AID-3> just saying
<Tall-R-DOG-4> I agree
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> lol
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 checks to see if docbot's still ok
-* STU-R-ID-3 records the accusations.
<Ica-R-USS-2> Stu is fulfilling his duty as mission chronicler.
<Tall-R-DOG-4> I hear traitors burn if you shoot them with nuclear bazookas
<Tall-R-DOG-4> Should we shoot him and see if he burns?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Either way, we have a docbot that has stopped his rampage, three headless ctiizens, and a blasted scrubbot
<Va-R-BLE-3> I HEAR WITCHES FLOAT
-* STU-R-ID-3 records the threats.
<Ica-R-USS-2> Flavo, hand out some fucking pills, and Tall, go into that cafeteria and kill all the infected.
<Flavo-R-AID-3> i think it's a good idea
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (GAMEMASTER-U-RAW: pm)
<Flavo-R-AID-3> WHO WANTS PILLS!
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 proceeds to killing infected
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (bit late now though)
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> I want some pills
-* Flavo-R-AID-3 passes pills to Tentacle-R-APE-2
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 rifles blasts infected
<Flavo-R-AID-3> who else
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 takes a pill, begins to feel lighter, happier, freer
<Ica-R-USS-2> Va-R-BLE-3: Go downstairs and get your old Loyalty Officer equipment.
<Va-R-BLE-3> Yes SIr
-* Va-R-BLE-3 goes
<Ica-R-USS-2> Sho-R-TCT-2: Go in that cafeteria and kill infected with Tall-R-DOG-4
<Sho-R-TCT-2> already on it, thanks
<Ica-R-USS-2> Tentacle-R-APE-2: Clean up the bodies and the bits of the scrubbot
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Yessir!
-* STU-R-ID-3 records the rampage.
<Flavo-R-AID-3> back on task?
<Ica-R-USS-2> Flavo-R-AID-3: Work on finding that ULTRAVIOLET
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The cafeteria is huge.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> It's filled with at least 300 infected.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> nuke it
<Flavo-R-AID-3> alright
<Ica-R-USS-2> STU-R-ID-3: Come here.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 rushes gleefully to clean, whistling and singing something about a Glorious Friend
<Flavo-R-AID-3> Sho-R-TCT-2: what do you know about the ultraviolet's location
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> about 30 meters in, you can see the body of a WHITE clad citizen.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Presumably the Ultraviolet
<Flavo-R-AID-3> oh
-* STU-R-ID-3 walks towards Ica-R-USS-2 while focusing on the rampage.
<Flavo-R-AID-3> that might be it
<Ica-R-USS-2> "HOLD FIRE"
<Sho-R-TCT-2> :|
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 looks for photo reference in mission briefing
<Flavo-R-AID-3> is it infected too?
<Va-R-BLE-3> White?
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {Haven't I been firing into the cafeteria this whole time?}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Tall-R-DOG-4: I thought you were firing at the scrubbot earlier
<Tall-R-DOG-4> Yeah
<Ica-R-USS-2> GAMEMASTER-U-RAW: i ordered him to fire in the cafeteria. Sho-R-TCT-2 too
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (naw he said he was firing at the hoard next)
<Tall-R-DOG-4> And then I was ordered to start killing infected
<Tall-R-DOG-4> So I was
<Tall-R-DOG-4> I thought
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 rushes to the side of the WHITE clad citizen.
-* STU-R-ID-3 zooms in on the white clothed body.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> well, you haven't shot yes, i suspect.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> do you WANT to?
-* Ica-R-USS-2 yells "HOLD FIRE" before shots can be fired.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Tentacle-R-APE-2: lots of infected in the way
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Oh god
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> I can't get passed
<Flavo-R-AID-3> does the white citizen look infected
<Ica-R-USS-2> "Kill everything except the white clad citizen!"
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> you're going to have to BLAST your way in.
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> Clear a path, we need to get this citizen out of here, quick!
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 opens fire randomly into the room
<Ica-R-USS-2> "And ourselves! Don't kill us either!"
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 begins shooting into the crowd of infected
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {Bazooka joe}
-* STU-R-ID-3 records the reckless firing.
<Ica-R-USS-2> "CLEAN UP THAT AIM, ASSHOLES"
<Tall-R-DOG-4> "ARMAGEDDON"
-* Ica-R-USS-2 fires cleanly at the infected.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Bodies are vapourizing randomly left and right
-* Flavo-R-AID-3 fires on infected
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> and a swath is being cut into the horde
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 sends docbot out at the hoard
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 pushes forward, firing his rifle at the infected infront of him
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> a wayward shot pierces through the horde at a weak point
-* Ica-R-USS-2 rushes to the WHITE to carry him to safety.
-* STU-R-ID-3 records this brave act.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> and it anihilates the table the ULTRAVIOLET citizen is laying on
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> NO
<Sho-R-TCT-2> oh fu-
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> IS HE ALRIGHT?
<Flavo-R-AID-3> whooops
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Ica-R-USS-2 is destroyed in the conflagration
<Ica-R-USS-2> fffffff
-* STU-R-ID-3 records this incompetence.
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {Word}
<Flavo-R-AID-3> yeah way to rush ahead
<Ica-R-USS-2> you do realize I had a tacnuke in my pocket
<Va-R-BLE-3> [lol incompetence]
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {Boom}
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> OH MY GOD TALL-R-DOG WHAT DID YOU DO
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {BWOOSH}
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> (is the white guy dead?)
<Flavo-R-AID-3> FRIEND COMPUTER FRIEND COMPUTER
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {ALLAHU ACKBAR}
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 cuts a way over to the destroywed table to survey the remains
<Ica-R-USS-2> [did the tacnuke go off?]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The tacnuke in Ica-R-USS's pocket goes off in the explosion
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (oh)
<Flavo-R-AID-3> fff
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (waaait a min)
-* STU-R-ID-3 records a bright flash.
<Ica-R-USS-2> [how big is the boom?]
<Tentacle-R-APE-2> NOT LIKE THIS
<Sho-R-TCT-2> (super)
<Flavo-R-AID-3> i'm still in the hallway
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> and almost the entire contents are vaporized
<Sho-R-TCT-2> ffff
<Flavo-R-AID-3> hope i'm good
-* Va-R-BLE-3 is still waiting downstairs looking for loyalty officer stuff
<Va-R-BLE-3> [sorry im not playin just gimme a minute
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> chunks of rubble are sent flying
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> taking out Tentacle and Flavo
<Flavo-R-AID-3> aw
-* Flavo-R-AID-3 is now known as Flavo-R-AID-4
-* Ica-R-USS-2 is now known as Ica-R-USS-3
<Tall-R-DOG-4> {ITS BEAUTIFUL ON THE OTHER SIDE}
-* Tall-R-DOG-4 is now known as Tall-R-DOG-5
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 is beaten to the side by large debris, which only serves to crush him into a pulp of blood, guts, and Computer loyalty
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You hear a wild WHIIIRRing noise from your toolkit, shortie
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> it must be the geiger counter
-* Tentacle-R-APE-2 is now known as Tentacle-R-APE-3
-* Ica-R-USS-3 goes BOOM
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> either way, this is too much for your bodies to handle
-* STU-R-ID-3 records the graphic deaths and describes them in explicit detail.
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 checks the counter quickly
<Sho-R-TCT-2> ugh
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> the rest of you left are gripped by the formation of numerous tumours at once
<Sho-R-TCT-2> any radiation suits around?
<Flavo-R-AID-4> how's Va-R-BLE-3
<Sho-R-TCT-2> whoops too late
<Ica-R-USS-3> NO TOO MANY TUMORS
<Va-R-BLE-3> am i ded
<Ica-R-USS-3> TUMORS EVERYWHERE
<Va-R-BLE-3> or wut
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> someone's mutant power of pyrokenisis goes off
-* STU-R-ID-3 records the music erupting from his body.
<Sho-R-TCT-2> goddamnit
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> setting much aflame
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> the explosion can be heard many sectors away.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> no one survives.
-* STU-R-ID-3 shields the camera with his collapsing body.
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 keels over
-* Sho-R-TCT-2 is now known as Sho-R-TCT-3
<STU-R-ID-3> (oh wait a tumor isn't a tuba.  goddammit.
<STU-R-ID-3> )
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> fortunately, the camera has a shielded unit, as well as STU's body.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> it might survive
#05-IRS:#dnd- Notice to [#all#] from wikked:
#05-IRS:#dnd- wolfy is back in #werewolf
-* THE_COMPUTER Chimes in everyone's PDC's at once.
<THE_COMPUTER> 'YOUR MISSION HAS FAILED'
<THE_COMPUTER> 'PLEASE REPORT TO DEBRIEFING ROOM 652C IN TROUBLESHOOTER CENTRAL FOR THIS SECTOR'
<THE_COMPUTER> 'THANK YOU, HAVE A NICE DAY'
-* Tall-R-DOG-5 proceeds to debriefing room
<Flavo-R-AID-4> alright let's go
-* STU-R-ID-3 is now known as STU-R-ID-4
-* Flavo-R-AID-4 follows Tall-R-DOG-5
-* Ica-R-USS-3 gets loaded off in the debriefing room
-* Ica-R-USS-3 is the first one there.
-* STU-R-ID-4 heads to the debriefing room and waits outside the door.
-* Va-R-BLE-3 follows
-* Ica-R-USS-3 enters the room and shuts it, locking everyone else out.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-3 shakes off the memory replacement procedure's side effects and follows the rest
<Ica-R-USS-3> Ready for debriefing!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Well serious guys, I don't even think we're going to have to do a debriefing.
-* Tentacle-R-APE-3 bangs on the door
<Ica-R-USS-3> yes we do :3
<Tentacle-R-APE-3> Hey
<Tentacle-R-APE-3> Let me in
<Tentacle-R-APE-3> You guys
<Tall-R-DOG-5> hahaha
<Tall-R-DOG-5> Good game
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> You guys pretty much will owe the computer millions of credits in damage, and your clone banks will be slated for erasure as complete failures to The Computer's genetics program.
<Ica-R-USS-3> I'm not done screwing over everyone else though :3]
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> FROM THIS POINT ON
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> THE VIDEO CONTAINED IN STU-R-ID-4
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> 's CAMERA
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> WILL LIVE ON AS A MEMORY OF THE VALLIANT TROUBLESHOOTERS
<Va-R-BLE-3> wait
<Ica-R-USS-3> WHO FUCKED UP ERRYTING
<Va-R-BLE-3> whoever mentioned the tacnuke in whoevers pocket
<Va-R-BLE-3> fucked us over
-* Tall-R-DOG-5 is now known as Talldog
<Ica-R-USS-3> I mentioned the tacnuke in my pocket
<Flavo-R-AID-4> it didn't even belong to Ica-R-USS-3 until he assumed loyalty officer duties
<Ica-R-USS-3> haha
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> heh
-* Flavo-R-AID-4 is now known as Dixie
<Tentacle-R-APE-3> I probably should have tried to disarm the tacnuke when I first got it
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> I can just imagine all that footage.
<Ica-R-USS-3> i took it form the former Loyalty Officer
-* Ica-R-USS-3 is now known as icarus
-* Tentacle-R-APE-3 is now known as Reverend
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Like, Cloverfield style
-* STU-R-ID-4 is now known as smm
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> all the action and betrayal.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> And death in elevators.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> And sudden brain hemorages.
<icarus> So, new characters next game?
<Dixie> hey get in #werewolf
<Dixie> yeah icarus
<Dixie> haha
<smm> Thanks for the game.  That waas fun.
<Va-R-BLE-3> fuck i was gone for the last like hour
<Va-R-BLE-3> yeah fun
<Va-R-BLE-3> again :3?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> hah, well, not any time soon
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> in a couple of days
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> yeah
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> but I got class this week
<icarus> Appleseed, we're making new characters for next game, right?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> probably, yes.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> lol
<Va-R-BLE-3> wait
<Va-R-BLE-3> what about
<Va-R-BLE-3> the game we had today
<Va-R-BLE-3> fuck i missed out
<Va-R-BLE-3> damnit :<
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> oh, we'll continue that one,
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> if everyone wants to
<Va-R-BLE-3> ok cool
<Va-R-BLE-3> i just wanna play more :V
<icarus> We're slated for erasure though, GAMEMASTER-U-RAW
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> lol
<Reverend> GAMEMASTER-U-RAW: Any post-game advice? :3
-* Va-R-BLE-3 is now known as Varbles
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> lol naw, y'all did pretty damn well
<icarus> Well, I'm going to end up making a new character
<smm> What happened with that cyanide pill?
<icarus> also, guys, I was PURGE
<icarus> so mission success for me, fuckers :P
<Reverend> icarus: What was your mission? :3
<icarus> KILL EVERYTHING
<Reverend> Ahahahahaha shit, damn
<Dixie> i stole it smm
<smm> I gave it to tentacle rape and nothing happened.
<smm> you stole it from me?
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> Half of you got, "Your secret society mission is to save the objective. Or so so says a note slipped into your pocket"
<Dixie> oh haha
<Dixie> i gave it to tentacle too
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> The other half got, "Your secret society mission is to DESTROY the objective. Or so so says a note slipped into your pocket
<Reverend> Oh wow
<Reverend> so simple, but so clever
<Dixie> what was your mutant power
<icarus> me?
<icarus> corrosion
<Dixie> i had telekinesis
<icarus> when the elevator broke, i was just gonna burn through the doors
<Talldog> Mind blast
<Reverend> I don't actually remember what I had
<Varbles> i dunno what i had
<Reverend> Radiation, I think
<Varbles> i killed talldog though
<Varbles> with the nadfe
<Dixie> also i shot you in the elevator smm
<Talldog> I killed alot of people
<Varbles> yeah >:o
<icarus> I killed us all
<Varbles> god thats so much fun
<icarus> i love this game
<Reverend> Guys
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> eventually when you guys got into the spirit of just constantly trying to kill each other, that was great.
<Reverend> I made the docbot go berserk :3
<smm> So how did tentacle-r-ape not die from the cyanide pill?
-* icarus is now known as Icarus
<Dixie> lol Reverend
<Dixie> yeah that's what i don't get
<Varbles> shit i missed all that
<Varbles> :<
<Dixie> between smm and i he had to have taken it
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> He palmed the pill.
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> lol
<Reverend> Shit!
<Reverend> I knew I couldn't trust your pills!
<GAMEMASTER-U-RAW> LOL
<Dixie> ah
<Dixie> hahaha
-* GAMEMASTER-U-RAW is now known as Appleseed
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<Appleseed> heh, that was jokes
<Appleseed> when the computer thought Talldog was loyalty
<Appleseed> jsut cause he said he was
<Appleseed> and then trusted him based off that
<Appleseed> who died cause of that, again?
<Reverend> Me! :3
<Dixie> yeah
<Appleseed> Haha!
<Reverend> I got him back though, with my brilliantly planted contraband!
<Appleseed> lol, when you guys weren't looking, in the R&D lab, talldog stole that gun, eh
<Appleseed> it wasn't assigned, though you probably knew that
<Dixie> yeah haha
<Reverend> Ahahahaha shit, I thought it was just a random gun he'd been given
<Talldog> Nope
<Talldog> Always loot the room
<Appleseed> I can't believe whoever that was actually trusted the experimental arm's mutant detect ability
<Icarus> No
<Icarus> i wanted it to kill Dixie
<Appleseed> I was expecting you to test it in R&D, but then someone pulled a pin.
<Talldog> Me again
<Talldog> Pull pin
<Reverend> Ahahahahaha
<Talldog> Kill everyone
<Appleseed> Pull pin and throw
<Talldog> I think I got three team wipes
<Appleseed> it wouldn't have done too much damage if it was the actual grenade that blew up
<Appleseed> but talldog was hiding behind cover WITH you guys
<Talldog> Intentionally
<Varbles> hahahahaha
<Varbles> that was funny
<Icarus> i got in the way of the BLUE and the grenade
<Icarus> did I save him?
<Reverend> Talldog: Was your mission to kill us? :3
<Appleseed> yeah. he was going to coroberate someone's accusations against tall
<Appleseed> but then he was killed in the elevator or something
<Appleseed> his mission was to kill the Ultraviolet
<Icarus> wait, the BLUE was killed?
<Appleseed> The blue was fine.
<Varbles> i killed tall
<Varbles> rather obviously
<Varbles> i was gonna do Icarus
<Varbles> when i came back
<Varbles> for serious
<Varbles> but you went and got all dead
<Talldog> My goal wasn't to kill everyone per se, but to actually team wipe
<Appleseed> loool
<Varbles> intsec agent ftw
<Dixie> team wipe?
<Sho-R-TCT-3> goooooooooodniiiiiiiiiight
<Appleseed> night shorty
<Talldog> Kill everyone at once
-* Sho-R-TCT-3 is now known as Shortcat
#02* Shortcat (lol@c-69-181-253-111.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) Quit (Read error: EOF from client#)
<Appleseed> oh yeah varbles, tell them what your missions were from intsec?
<Appleseed> it was acutally a splinter cell of intsec, broken off from the main body
<Appleseed> but you didn't know that, you were their pawn
<Icarus> also
<Varbles> oh shit
<Varbles> well i had to eliminate talldoh
<Icarus> I was the only one who got rid of evidence of being part of a secsoc
<Varbles> then kill Icarus and frame another
<Varbles> rather fun objectives
<Appleseed> yeah, icarus ate the mission briefing from the secsoc
<Icarus> nah, i tossed it in a trash receptacle after i ripped it up into mincepaper
<Appleseed> i like getting the frame another missions
<Reverend> Matter Eater?
<Dixie> i ate mine last time
<Dixie> this time i put it in my pants
<Appleseed> oh yeah, it was dixie
<Appleseed> so did y'all have fun then?
<Appleseed> helps that I was high half the time
<Reverend> Definitely! :3
<Varbles> yeah it was totally great
<Reverend> I tried to kinda add in a tic, but I wasn't entirely sure what I was doing
<Varbles> next weekend again
<Varbles> :3
<Icarus> i was laughing my balls off
<Dixie> tics should be declared to the gm i think
<Varbles> yeah
<Varbles> tics
<Icarus> any game where I can randomly yell "MOW DOWN THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS" is great
<Appleseed> yeah, they were
<Appleseed> lol
<Appleseed> I hope you guys understand that most missions are SUPPOSED to be hosejobs right?
<Appleseed> Only in Straight will you find missions that aren't MOST of the time.
<Talldog> Yeah
<Reverend> hosejobs?
<Talldog> That's the fun part
<Talldog> Failing gloriously
<Appleseed> Hosejob = deisgned to kill you
<Reverend> Ahahahahaha :D
<Appleseed> it's not my fault as the GM that I kill you, its the fact that half the SECSOCS are diametrically opposed to the other half.
<Varbles> yeah thats great
<Varbles> fuck my secsoc
<Varbles> imma gen some new characters for fun
<Appleseed> , mystics?
<Appleseed> :P
<Varbles> i cant wait to do this again proper
<smm> Any rewards for completing the secsoc mission?
<Appleseed> oh yeah, definitely
<Appleseed> if your clones survived,
<Appleseed> your name will be a hero in legend of your secsoc
<Appleseed> this mission has already gone down in paranoia history man
<Appleseed> thanks to some EXCELLENT filming by the Comm and Recc officer.
<Icarus> Will Ica-R-USS-2 be a GOD among PURGE?
<Icarus> he had a nuke.
<Appleseed> If anything he'd be the one that wouldn't be erasured.
<Icarus> He killed an ULTRAVIOLET
<Appleseed> Icarus: yep
<Dixie> purge too?
<Icarus> booyah
<Dixie> ^5 Icarus
<Icarus> ^5
<Icarus> man, i was just gonna kill you all and say you died
<Icarus> because of the infected
<Icarus> smash the camera
<Icarus> I mean REALLY kill that thing
<Appleseed> That's a good objective.
<Appleseed> That's how most missions that don't end in everyone dieing end.
<Appleseed> With someone being the only survivor back at base.
<smm> Wait...so does that mean if I play again I can use the same character?
<Appleseed> And then they get to report whatever they way.
<Appleseed> want*
<Dixie> those clones are erased smm
<Dixie> roll a new one
<Appleseed> "Oh yes, and the camera was destroyed by [insert scapegoat here]"
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<Icarus> man, i would have gotten away with it
<Icarus> if it wasnt for you nosy kids and that dog!
<Appleseed> Wait smm, who were you? Stu?
<smm> Yes
<Dixie> we could've been secret co-conspirators
<Appleseed> What clone were you on after you died?
<Icarus> did you have twitchtalk?
-* smm is now known as STU-R-ID-4
<Appleseed> Well, consider yourself killed for failing your mission.
<STU-R-ID-4> lol, k
<Dixie> yeah i did
<Dixie> we should've twitchtalked to each other
<Appleseed> But PROMOTED for being such an exemplary member of the Communications and Recording officer league!
<Appleseed>  /nick STU-O-ID-5
-* STU-R-ID-4 is now known as STU-O-ID-5
<Appleseed> Your character lives! The only survivor, no less.
<Reverend> Oh wow, if I wasn't a charred corpse, I'd applaud your progress!
<Va-R-BLE-2> ahaha
<Appleseed> But one thing, your last part of your name is supposed to have three letters
-* Va-R-BLE-2 is now known as Varbles
-* STU-O-ID-5 is now known as STU-O-PID-5
<Appleseed> lol
<Icarus> wait
<Appleseed> Congratulations, you can now get back to work for your Service Sector, what is it?
<Icarus> I was only on my second clone
<Icarus> i would have survived
<Appleseed> The computer deemed your genes fit for erasure, Icarus.
<STU-O-PID-5> PLC
<Icarus> But it heard all my praises!
<Reverend> Did The Computer find my genes unsuitable too? :3
<Appleseed> I'm sorry, Stu is only surviving due to his immaculate job as a comm and rec officer.
<Varbles> i wasnt even near the explosm :(
<Appleseed> Yes, every one of you were engaged in nonstop recorded treason the whole mission.
<Appleseed> Stu-O-PID-5, what did you do for PLC?
<Varbles> what does PLC mean again
<STU-O-PID-5> Production, Logistics, and Commisary
<Appleseed> Production Logistics and Commisionary or something
<Varbles> wassat mean
<STU-O-PID-5> Inventory System Updater
<Icarus> man, i love this game
<Varbles> ah
<Varbles> awesome
<Icarus> but a posting order might be nice
<Varbles> Icarus: agree
<Icarus> it's WAY fastpaced and clustered
<Appleseed> Oh wow, Stu you work in an office, counting inventory.
<Appleseed> Better get back to work!
<Appleseed> You've missed productivity time.
<Appleseed> And you'll need to catch up.
<STU-O-PID-5> Will do!
-* Varbles is now known as varblezzzz
<Icarus> I looked for new talent for the vidshows
-* STU-O-PID-5 is now known as smm
<Appleseed> You're probably just going to have to scratch a line through all inventory in QUP sector, it's probably irradiated beyond recovery.
<Reverend> Do the numbers we have on the character sheets matter in the dice rolls?
<Appleseed> yeah, somewhat
<Appleseed> most of the time, what I find comedic happens
<Appleseed> but when neither result is comedic, or both are, I usually roll using those numbers
<Appleseed> but the other half of the time, I just arbitrarily assign a difficulty of said task, and see if the person can roll below it
<Appleseed> either way, your character does matter sometimes.
-* varblezzzz is now known as varbleobviouslynotzzzz
<Appleseed> okay I need to sleep
<Appleseed> good night guys
<Reverend> Goodnight! :3
<Appleseed> gonna listen to music with my eyes closed, I'm really starting to feel this weed, and I'm going to see how long I can stay awake listening
<Appleseed> night