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this is how you married blake
Once upon a time
in the land of dream land 64
Elizabeth was dating a boy named Fox
now Fox loved playing melee and as his name implies
he mained fox
one day at a tournament on a blimp in the sky
Fox was supposed to fight blake
now Blake loved elizabeth and wanted to win her love, so he knew that if he beat Fox he could win her over
Game 1
4 stock for Fox
Game 2
2 stock for Fox
Blake was sent to losers bracket
Fox eventually went on to beat Mango
Now Blake was dissapointed by thi
this
and heartcrushed
so he turned to the wicked witch hungrybox
for advice on how to win her over
Hungrybox said
"The only way you can win elizabeths love is if you are an asshole and play jigglypuff like me"
"I can give you a drink that will make you a Jigglypuff player
Blake pondered for a moment
he drank it
At the next BAM (Blimp Area Monthly), Fox was set to play Blake yet again in the losers semifinals
and this time
Blake had Puff
They struck stages to battlefield
Game 1, Fox 1 sotck
Game 2, Blake 1 stock
Game 3, Blake 2 stock
Game 4 Fox 2 stock
It was game five
both players were at one stock
Blake had just landed a jigglypuff Bair onto Fox
all he had to do now
was grab the ledge and win the game
He heard hungrybox's voice
"Do it, and win her over"
Blake thought for a while
"No Hungrybox, I will never be as big of a scumbag as you"
Blake rolled onto the ledge
he let Fox recover
When suddenly
seemingly out of thin air
Christian arrived with his gannondorf from the top of the stage
spiking fox
then running up and using warlock punch on blake
both were confused and heartbroken
Not only had he stolen the match, but he had stolen the story.
And that's how you and Christian started ating
dating