A Farty Birthday Tale For Usagajin

"Oh geeze; today is his birthday!" Pit gasped while his wings were flapping about, releasing a big fart that embarrassed the Kid Icarus angel quite a lot.

Viridi was looking at herself in the mirror, burping loudly. "You're realizing that just now?"

"Yes; I didn't even think of what to do for him!" Pit panicked for he suddenly peed his pants.

Viridi took a sniff of her armpits and stuck her tongue out in disgust. "Well you better hope that he doesn't mind if things go late."

"Drat I better dash off and hope he doesn't mind!" Pit stuttered for he then tripped over and landed flat on his face.

Viridi began scratching her body due to suddenly getting an itch. "Something tells me that this won't go right."

"You got a good hunch there." Arceus suddenly spoke for she decided to just pop in because he could given that he's a Pokemon God.

Later on...

"Happy birthday Chihiro Fujisaki!" Pit exclaimed after managing to pull the boy from 1 of those many portal.

Chihiro's eyes began filling up with tears for he was quite shy and didn't expect someone he didn't exactly know to show up. "How did you know it was my day of birth?"

Pit rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "Well I didn't want to leave you just guessing!"

"That makes me feel better." Chihiro admitted only to accidentally let out a sloppy fart that made him freeze in embarrassment; his eyes widening. "Oh no; did I just-"

"Don't worry dude! I do that too!"
"...Really?"
"Yeah; it's no big deal..." "But I can get why you don't want to commit to it."
"T-thanks for making me feel a bit better... I think."
"Hey why don't we get something to eat?" Pit asked for his stomach grumbled loudly. "All this gas talk is making me hungry!"