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  1. (11:12:03 AM) snaplockSunblood: I no hoo killd Arsonist now.
  2. (11:12:21 AM) serpentLinguist: That you do.
  3. (11:12:35 AM) snaplockSunblood: Im fukkin /blynd/ howd I not see it befer
  4. (11:12:54 AM) fabulousFreelooter: ... you didn*t kill him, did you?
  5. (11:12:54 AM) ventricularPipefitter: So.
  6. (11:12:59 AM) amaranthineSwell: Because you're an idiot and because no one wanted you to know.
  7. (11:12:59 AM) fabulousFreelooter: he*s a good person.
  8. (11:13:01 AM) snaplockSunblood: Cors it wuld be the oldst won
  9. (11:13:03 AM) ventricularPipefitter: What are you going to do about it.
  10. (11:13:14 AM) snaplockSunblood: Im gonna kil him.
  11. (11:13:25 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Echo" ( Oh. Right. )
  12. (11:13:27 AM) snaplockSunblood: Eesee
  13. (11:13:28 AM) amaranthineSwell: No, you're not.
  14. (11:13:29 AM) fabulousFreelooter: please don't.
  15. (11:13:55 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Hah, you ever want anything from this community ever again you'll do no such thing.
  16. (11:14:22 AM) snaplockSunblood: An den Im gona kil Glasseye to fer hideen it
  17. (11:15:00 AM) ventricularPipefitter: This worth your own death?
  18. (11:15:08 AM) snaplockSunblood: An den Im gona find Snowrise an finsh dis fukking game
  19. (11:15:26 AM) amaranthineSwell: What, you actually think that's how it's going to work?
  20. (11:15:27 AM) amaranthineSwell: Hah.
  21. (11:15:29 AM) amaranthineSwell: Good joke.
  22. (11:15:31 AM) amaranthineSwell: Tell another.
  23. (11:15:51 AM) ***serpentLinguist PMs "Ross": (Hell. I'm tempted to send him some of the LoA stuff to see how realistic it is.)
  24. (11:16:37 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter PMs "Echo" ( Nagdra's more literate, you'd get better responses and more eloquent feedback. )
  25. (11:16:49 AM) snaplockSunblood: Alredee killt miself ons. Got tat fuker rit in te nek
  26. (11:17:08 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Hah. A shame -you- didn't get her memories of dying.
  27. (11:17:44 AM) ventricularPipefitter: This worth, *you*, personally, the Snaplock I'm talking to, dying?
  28. (11:17:45 AM) ***serpentLinguist PMs "Ross": (Exactly.)
  29. (11:18:04 AM) snaplockSunblood: Int gon die
  30. (11:18:16 AM) amaranthineSwell: Sure you are.
  31. (11:18:53 AM) ventricularPipefitter: I can do the time travel thing too, remember?
  32. (11:19:06 AM) fabulousFreelooter: snaplock.
  33. (11:19:22 AM) fabulousFreelooter: you have broken knees and jaw.
  34. (11:19:36 AM) fabulousFreelooter: you couldn't kill an imp right now.
  35. (11:19:39 AM) snaplockSunblood: Jus teef!
  36. (11:19:47 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Actually, I'd bet should could.
  37. (11:19:51 AM) fabulousFreelooter: broken teeth, then.
  38. (11:19:51 AM) ventricularPipefitter: (( *she ))
  39. (11:20:01 AM) fabulousFreelooter: shush!
  40. (11:20:22 AM) fabulousFreelooter: i don't want two of my favorite trolls murdering each other, though, dear snaplock.
  41. (11:20:33 AM) fabulousFreelooter: please reconsider?
  42. (11:20:54 AM) snaplockSunblood: ...how manee a al a yoo noo?
  43. (11:21:12 AM) fabulousFreelooter: ... quite a lot of us.
  44. (11:21:20 AM) fabulousFreelooter: icemount was torn over the choices.
  45. (11:21:45 AM) snaplockSunblood: Ha
  46. (11:21:47 AM) ventricularPipefitter: I do.
  47. (11:21:51 AM) amaranthineSwell: I do.
  48. (11:22:01 AM) fabulousFreelooter: he came to us for advice.
  49. (11:22:12 AM) snaplockSunblood: Takkin behynd my bak
  50. (11:22:24 AM) snaplockSunblood: Laing to my fas
  51. (11:22:59 AM) ventricularPipefitter: And you'll *ask* *us* to do it, later.
  52. (11:23:07 AM) snaplockSunblood: Fuk yoo al
  53. (11:23:12 AM) fabulousFreelooter: please, snaplock.
  54. (11:23:15 AM) amaranthineSwell: Fuck you too.
  55. (11:23:18 AM) fabulousFreelooter: please try to understand?
  56. (11:23:37 AM) amaranthineSwell: You're obviously being /so/ reasonable about this.
  57. (11:23:38 AM) serpentLinguist: Snaplock.
  58. (11:23:38 AM) ***fabulousFreelooter will hold her hands, if he may, and kiss them
  59. (11:23:49 AM) serpentLinguist: If we would have told you, your timeline would have been doomed.
  60. (11:24:06 AM) serpentLinguist: Because you would have /tried/ something.
  61. (11:24:40 AM) snaplockSunblood: Gon try sommat now. Now, den, whassa difrens?
  62. (11:25:16 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Between a doomed timeline, the right one, and doing whatever the fuck you want?
  63. (11:25:30 AM) snaplockSunblood: Gota get my nees heeld
  64. (11:25:35 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Aw, /shit/. You haven't learned this yet, have you?
  65. (11:26:07 AM) snaplockSunblood: Cant chas a fin on brokkin nees
  66. (11:26:26 AM) fabulousFreelooter: ... please don't chase a fin on unbroken ones, either.
  67. (11:26:37 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Hey, Snaplock. How many times you met a dead you?
  68. (11:27:34 AM) snaplockSunblood: ...plentee a tyms
  69. (11:27:55 AM) snaplockSunblood: Dont got a ting to doo wit nuthin
  70. (11:28:20 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Heh. Anything *happen* to you, when you touch them?
  71. (11:29:05 AM) snaplockSunblood: ...yer geteen to sommat
  72. (11:29:30 AM) snaplockSunblood: Da memohree ting
  73. (11:29:40 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Awright, good. You're not completely awful.
  74. (11:29:41 AM) snaplockSunblood: Jus toon it owt
  75. (11:30:07 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Oh, wow, you ignore them. Like ignoring bad news you don't wanna hear, rough music you'd rather not face.
  76. (11:30:58 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Do you have any idea how much you *need* Icemount, Snaplock?
  77. (11:31:42 AM) snaplockSunblood: Il do the frog ting mysel
  78. (11:31:49 AM) ventricularPipefitter: You're going to die without him. You'll die, Snowrise'll die, and paradox space won't even care enough to laugh, it'll just snip your doomed timeline off the tree.
  79. (11:32:04 AM) ventricularPipefitter: You haven't got two pan-bits to rub together enough for 'the frog thing'
  80. (11:32:08 AM) ventricularPipefitter: It is *scholar* shit.
  81. (11:33:38 AM) snaplockSunblood: Int gon die
  82. (11:33:55 AM) snaplockSunblood: Fukkin hard ta kil
  83. (11:33:55 AM) ventricularPipefitter: And every time you try for this, you'll succeed, at the cost of oblivion, and all there will be to do is die alone, or go back in time to warn yourself about what a terrible idea, with your dying self's memories as the courier.
  84. (11:34:24 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Or the singular version of yourself, the one that's *already* *kicked* *your* *ass*, and remembers exactly how hers was handed to her, is going to stop you.
  85. (11:37:15 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Icemount is your ticket out of here.
  86. (11:37:29 AM) snaplockSunblood: He kild Arsonist!
  87. (11:38:00 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Sure did. And that sucks and that hurts and he did it to keep his own comrades alive.
  88. (11:39:13 AM) ventricularPipefitter: You ever make nice with Ananke enough to ask her questions, you ask if there was ever any way that couldn't have happened.
  89. (11:39:42 AM) ventricularPipefitter: I'd bet your horde and horns there *wasn't*.
  90. (11:40:14 AM) snaplockSunblood: He could not kilt onna my /comrads/!
  91. (11:40:17 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Time is the harshest master, Oniare. Dance to its beat, or die for the freedom to make your own choices.
  92. (11:41:08 AM) snaplockSunblood: Dont cal me tat!
  93. (11:41:41 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Then grow up and accept what happened. Icemount killed Arsonist and took his job.
  94. (11:41:56 AM) ventricularPipefitter: You're not unfamiliar with that kind of promotion.
  95. (11:42:40 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Turns out the position of 'Bard of Space' is the *Denizen's* to offer.
  96. (11:44:40 AM) snaplockSunblood: He kild Arsonist, so I gonn kil him.
  97. (11:45:06 AM) snaplockSunblood: Tats al that maters
  98. (11:46:12 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Fair enough. You've knotted that noose, go hang from it.
  99. (11:46:28 AM) ventricularPipefitter: There'll be a version of you that doesn't, though. I've spoken with her.
  100. (11:47:59 AM) ventricularPipefitter: It's going to be very interesting watching you become her.
  101. (11:47:59 AM) snaplockSunblood: Ha! Tha won wat brok my nees?
  102. (11:48:07 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Same bitch, yep.
  103. (11:50:07 AM) fabulousFreelooter: i think i'm going to go.
  104. (11:50:22 AM) ventricularPipefitter: That's fine, Nagdra.
  105. (11:50:27 AM) ventricularPipefitter: We'll be here when you return.
  106. (11:50:34 AM) fabulousFreelooter: snaplock, it pains me to think of all the yous that have died because you refuse to take our advice.
  107. (11:50:37 AM) amaranthineSwell: Take care.
  108. (11:50:42 AM) ***fabulousFreelooter kisses her cheek
  109. (11:50:57 AM) fabulousFreelooter: please consider a non-violent path, at least for once.
  110. (11:51:03 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter snorts.
  111. (11:51:04 AM) ***fabulousFreelooter left the memo
  112. (11:52:50 AM) snaplockSunblood: Fuk evryting, Im /owt/. Yoo lot al proovd how trustwertee yoo ar.
  113. (11:53:34 AM) amaranthineSwell: Yeah, get out of here. Go ooze somewhere else, you cantankerous bile-blossom.
  114. (11:54:28 AM) ventricularPipefitter: This isn't about insults, /Amar/.
  115. (11:54:30 AM) snaplockSunblood: Gon rip yer hed of sum day
  116. (11:54:40 AM) amaranthineSwell: Bring it.
  117. (11:54:44 AM) ***snaplockSunblood has left the memo
  118. (11:54:55 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Well!
  119. (11:54:56 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter claps.
  120. (11:55:02 AM) ventricularPipefitter: I think that went well.
  121. (11:55:33 AM) amaranthineSwell: Go ahead and congratulate yourself some more, please, it's fan/fucking/tastic to watch.
  122. (11:56:15 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter cocks head.
  123. (11:56:26 AM) ventricularPipefitter: You know, I'm not actually sure if you're being sincere.
  124. (11:56:58 AM) serpentLinguist: [>Echo: grin.]
  125. (11:57:36 AM) amaranthineSwell: Good for you.
  126. (11:58:35 AM) amaranthineSwell: Here, let me applaud.
  127. (11:58:48 AM) amaranthineSwell: Wait? What's that? Oh, listen, there's the sound of /no/ /one/ /caring/.
  128. (11:59:14 AM) ***ventricularPipefitter snorts.
  129. (11:59:31 AM) ventricularPipefitter: Like you haven't been waiting for her comeuppance.
  130. (12:01:38 PM) amaranthineSwell: Hmph.
  131. (12:02:15 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Did you go and alchemize popcorn?
  132. (12:02:31 PM) amaranthineSwell: Of course not.
  133. (12:02:40 PM) amaranthineSwell: [>Amar: you totally did.]
  134. (12:04:03 PM) ventricularPipefitter: How many dead Snaps do you think she'll run into?
  135. (12:04:17 PM) ventricularPipefitter: How many are going to be too stubborn to go back?
  136. (12:04:32 PM) ventricularPipefitter: How many do you suppose Icemount kills?
  137. (12:04:56 PM) amaranthineSwell: Enough.
  138. (12:04:59 PM) amaranthineSwell: Too many.
  139. (12:06:23 PM) ventricularPipefitter: And for the third?
  140. (12:06:56 PM) amaranthineSwell: Those answers apply to /each/ question.
  141. (12:07:13 PM) lucidChthonia [[email protected]] entered the room.
  142. (12:07:13 PM) mode (+o lucidChthonia) by ChanServ
  143. (12:08:38 PM) ventricularPipefitter: Fair enough.
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