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- from /snoot/ Sunday - Caramelldinosan Edition
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/60530620/#60531614
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- theres also a human rosa in this one
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- This Anon is just Hank Venture. Gonna make the Taxi Driver stuff awkward.
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- >"Allan" getting into the car
- >These fucking eyebrows sticking out like a sore thumb
- >"So, where t-"
- >Driver turns around just to see Hank Venture running out of his car
- >tfw
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- Kek.
- >"Allan" when Fang so much as speaks to him.
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- >"VENTURE INGINIUITY, FANG!"
- >Fang ready to punch him there and than
- Imagine snoot game but it's just Season 1/2 Hank and Dean fighting over who gets to embarras themselves more in front of the dinosaurs. I'd watch that.
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- Lmao.
- It'd be funnier if someone from the snoot game cast was trying to murk them too.
- >"Wow, I can't believe how hard it is to kill these two"
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- >The boys dying compilation except it's the cast killing them
- >Fang smashing their heads in with her guitar in rage
- >Trish charging at them too hard and splattering them across the hallway by mistake
- >Spears tossing them off the school in rage
- >Cut to Rusty doing his thing while talking with Orphious
- >"If you have a clumsy child, you make it wear a helmet. If you have death prone children, you keep a few clones in your lab..."
- >"..."
- >"...We've been going through a lot of them lately, maybe this whole dinosaur experiment wasn't a good idea..."
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- >Rusty accidentally created the entire snoot population through a time travel accident and some super-science f-kery
- or
- >Attempting to intregrate Hank and Dean into snootland just goes horribly wrong as everything usually does like in the original series.
- Does the snootverse have a Monarch equivalent or does he appear as himself?
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- I think the first option is more plausable... I mean come on, it's Rusty. I bet he went to the past to just kill and prepare a dinosaur to be fossilized, than done something stupid and got the whole snootverse going. Also
- >Hank and Dean are the new exchange students.
- >Reed gets sent to the Venture Compound as the lab assistant.
- >Ends up running some kind of drug den with Doc
- >Meanwhile the boys are getting f-ked over by the neon cabal
- And monarch is a constant. Wherever the Ventures go, THE MIGHTY MONARCH follows. He probably tried to f-k with Doc and Reed at first and than got bored and started watching what Hank and Dean are up to.
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- Imagine the Monarch meeting with the taxi driver
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- Universe implodes obviously. There can't be two MIGHTY MONARCHS in one place.
- Either that or Jonas f-ked around with Dinosaur DNA and dropped the failed experiment off in the snootverse.
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- Probably Jonas f-ked a dinosaur
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- from /snoot/ Sunday - Nerd Body Edition
- h ttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/60537324/
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- >Dinosaur Femm Fetalle sent by the guild to take out Jonas
- >Jonas seduces her and f-ks her for a while before getting bored and sending her away
- >X years later
- >Samantha looking over the picture of her and Jonas with a soft, nostalgic smile
- >"...These were the days~"
- >Puts the picture away and gets back to dinner
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- nice
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- The taxi driver has no idea that he's half skinjob, but he did got weirded out when his eyebrows started growing out this hard. But he just turned it into a little party trick.
- The boys definetly asked him if he knows the Monarch though, but that went nowhere.
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