Random stuff I wrote

>Twilight Sparkle was researching inter-dimensional spells as a task from Princess Celestia.
>She found a spell to cast.
>Twilight Sparkle was transported to Earth.
>Standing in front of her was Will Smith.
>"Oh my gosh, you're Hollywood Superstar Will Smith! I love your movies!"
>Will Smith lights a cigar and takes a puff.
>Then he punches Twilight and she's knocked out.
>Will Smith yells at her [spoiler]"Welcome to Earth!"[/spoiler]
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>Day invasion.
>Chrysalis was planning on invading another dimension.
>She figured if she couldn’t take Canterlot, she would take over a new world and build a new army.
>She had some changelings sneak into Canterlot to steal some spell scrolls.
>They returned from looting the Dimension section of the Canterlot archives.
"Yes! With these scrolls, I shall conquer another dimension!"
>She created a portal.
>She steps through the portal and arrives in the middle of a road.
"What is this hard ground?"
>Before she could get her bearings a truck hits her.
>Someone steps out the truck.
>It’s the Orkin Man!
>He walks up to Chrysalis and drops a bug bomb on her.
"Whew, that was a big bug."
>He gets back in his truck and drives off.
>Fuck yea, Orkin Man!
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>The lights fade and a man walks on stage. He takes a mic and moves it close to his mouth.
>“Next up is a local teacher; give it up for Ms. Cheerilee!”
>Cheerilee canters to the stage, nervousness in her step.
>She moved to Earth and the adjustment was difficult.
>Befriending her coworkers took some time.
>She took to telling jokes in the break room, turns out she wasn’t bad.
>A co-worker told her of a stand-up comedy place. The idea made Cheerilee nervous.
>She watched some videos from professional standup comedians and they said your opening is most important; the first joke sets you up for the rest of the night.
>Cheerilee adjusts the mic.
>“You guys know I’m a school teacher and the coffee in the teacher’s room is like sex in a canoe floating down the river. Fucking close to water!“
>The audience laughs. It looks like it’s going to be a good night.
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