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- >Day Mumble in Equestria
- >You are Fluttershy
- >And today you are about to do something crazy
- >Something rash and stupid and so over-the-top you fear your life may change forever
- >Beads of sweat form on your brow as you wait in anticipation
- >Your heart thumps in your chest
- >Almost there...
- >Almost!
- >Angel bunny shrugs and chows down
- >You let out a great sigh of relief
- >You'd never given him imported foods before, and were worried that he might reject it
- >You stroke his head while he chomps on his food
- >A door slam startles you
- >Then you feel yourself smile
- >Creep over to your window and look out towards your neighbour
- >Anon is chasing a small dog around with a newspaper
- >The dog barks happily and wags his tail as he runs great circles around the human's lawn
- >Anon roars in frustration and hurls the rolled up newspaper
- >The dog jumps up and catches it in the air, before landing on its feet and bolting off in some random direction
- >Anon starts punching the ground and screaming "DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT" over and over again
- Oooh, He's so majestic...
- >Your heart leaps at the sight of him
- >You never really understood what it was about him that made you so darn attracted to him
- >Your eyes move from his face to his rump
- >You lick your lips
- >Then shake your head
- N-no. That's creepy, Fluttershy...
- >Today's the day though. You're going to make a move and win his heart forever!
- >You flutter upstairs to your bedroom and over to the small wooden chest at the foot of the bed
- >Throw it open and gaze at its contents
- >Photos of Anon
- >Anon's pants
- >Anon's hair
- >Anon's semen in a small vial (That one took some time to get)
- >You reach in deeper and pull out a large book
- >"The Art of Sexual Deviancy"
- >It's a rather naughty book from Saddle Arabia. You had to pay a lot of bits to get your hooves on it
- >You flip through it, past the many pages with little red 'X's in the corners until you reach a page that is unmarked
- >"Food"
- >You 'ooo' to yourself as you read
- >"The way to a Stallion's heart is through his stomach. And also his dick. So dress in something sexy and prepare a meal for him, making sure to give him as much view of your flanks as possible"
- >You smile
- >This one is sure to work!
- 1/?
- >You shut the book and dart over to your closet
- >Sliding the door aside, you begin searching through the dozens of costumes you have
- Sexy doctor... Sexy nurse... Sexy teacher... Sexy dragon... Sexy maid...
- >You pause
- >Maid? Could that work?
- >You bite your lip and envision yourself in a maid's outfit, cooking meals for Anon
- >Anon, completely naked, kicks down the door, his chest covered in thick hair and carrying two giant logs under each arm
- >"FLUTTERSHY, YOUR OUTFIT PLEASES ME! WE MUST NOW LOVE EACH OTHER FOREVER AND ALSO RAINBOW DASH IS A SLUT."
- >You get lost in your own little world, twitching slightly as your fantasies get more and more detailed
- >A woodpecker drilling into a tree outside snaps you back to reality
- >You smile and take out the maid's outfit, making sure not to crease it.
- >Got to look the best for Anon!
- >You quickly get dressed and check yourself in the mirror
- >Clear your throat
- Y-you look cute! Yes! You're going to win Anon's heart and then he'll become your husband and you'll have lots of foals!
- >Putting on your best smile, you trot downstairs and out the front door
- >You repeat that same thing to yourself every day
- >Sometimes you don't believe it. But that just makes you try even harder to win over Anon.
- >He'll make a great dad.
- >You watch as Anon chases a pair of mischievous foals away from his bins with a machete
- >Before he can see you, you duck into a bush
- >You then curse yourself for getting twigs and leaves all over your outfit
- >Doesn't matter. You need to surprise him
- >Just then, Rainbow Dash swoops down from the skies and lands right in front of him
- >You look on sadly as she manages to get Anon to laugh
- >You can never get him to laugh... The only time he laughs is when he laughs AT you.
- >Shudder from memories of past failures
- >Anon ponders something
- >Then nods
- >Rainbow Dash cheers and flies away
- >Anon shakes his head and grins before jogging after her
- >You bite your lip and begin to worry
- >He'll return, right? He has to!
- >...His underwear are at home. And he won't leave those unguarded, surely!
- >You sneak out of the bushes and gallop across the road towards his house
- >Produce the spare key to his back door and let yourself in
- >You smile to yourself
- >You knew it would come in handy when you made it
- >Look around his kitchen
- >Time to get to work
- 2/?
- >You start by rooting through all his drawers
- >You found a photo of him and Rainbow Dash
- >He obviously didn't need it, so you incinerated it.
- >Then replaced it with a nice big photo of you, looking cute.
- >You grin at the picture of yourself
- >The picture smiles shyly back
- >Trot over to his fridge and begin looking for food to make
- >You pull out the largest cucumber you've ever seen
- >It's huge.
- >Like, the size of your foreleg.
- >You start drooling for a moment, your thoughts taking the darker path once more
- >The things he could do to you with this...
- >You shake your head for the third time that day, chiding yourself for being distracted so easily
- >You select out a few more ingredients and start making some food
- >Cooking up a meal, you hear the front door open
- >Your fur stands up on end
- >The meal isn't ready yet!
- >You panic and look around for an escape
- >The back door!
- >No! He'll be expecting that!
- >You throw open the cupboard under the sink and stuff yourself inside
- >Hear footsteps outside
- >Silence
- >"Oh for fucks sake."
- >You hear Anon mutter to himself
- >"Bloody horse..."
- >He starts moving around pots and pans
- >Wait
- >What if he burns himself?
- >He might get hurt!
- >You yelp and explode out of the cupboard
- >Anon barely has time to say 'What the fuck' before you tackle him to the floor
- >He drops the pan, and hot sauce goes flying everywhere
- >A blob hits your cheek
- >It burns.
- >A lot.
- >Screaming, you try to remember what the book said
- >"Show him your flanks"
- >You nod spastically and sit on Anon's face
- >Anon's muffled cries vibrate your flanks
- >It feels so good...
- >Two hands grab you and throw you off
- >Your wings spread out and instinctively try to fly you away from danger
- >You head for freedom, cursing your idiocy under your breath
- >Slam into a window
- 3/?
- >Desperately try to escape through it, the transparent surface blocking your exit
- >Like a confused house fly, you bounce off the window over and over again, getting more worked up each time
- >Feel something grab your tail and yank you back
- >Hanging upside down, you are brought face to face with Anon
- >He doesn't look too happy
- >Maybe a backrub will calm him down?
- W-would you like a backrub, Anon?
- >He growls and bares his teeth
- >Oh my
- >He needs to brush more
- >Maybe you can do that for him!
- >Clean teeth make everyp0ny happy!
- >You swing yourself forwards like a pendulum and squash your face against his in a weird upside down kiss
- >Set to work trying to clean his teeth with your tongue
- >Anon pulls away and wipes his mouth with disgust
- >"THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
- Ummm... H-hello...
- >He gives you a desperate look
- >"What?!"
- M-my name is Fluttershy...
- >Oh dear
- >You're getting nervous again
- >You wiggle around in the air and try to free yourself from Anon's grip
- >His big, strong, muscular hands keep you firmly in place
- >Oh, the things he could do with those hands
- >On top of your intense embarrassment, you feel yourself getting turned on again
- >Anon holds you further away, like you're poisonous, his face scrunching up
- >Goddess, he looks cute.
- >Whoops, there you go again
- >Liquid is now dripping from above as your loins start getting soaked again
- >Anon drops you and grabs some oven mitts from a drawer
- >He then picks you up, holding you as far away from him as possible
- >"Gonna have to burn these when I'm done"
- Fuh-Flutt... I have money... Please- I j-just w-want the d-dick
- >You're beginning to lose control of your motor skills as your face goes slack and your legs lock up
- >By now you're soaking wet and drooling, as well as trying to tell Anon where you were born in a desperate attempt to salvage the situation
- >He kicks open his front door and tosses you out, throwing his pots and pans out with you
- >Finally, a pair of flaming oven mitts lands next to you
- >Anon huffs, slams the door, and leaves you alone to gather your thoughts
- 4/?
- >You stare, dazed, at your cottage from Anon's front lawn
- >The oven mitts burn away merrily next to you
- >You weren't even aware you could set them on fire.
- >Sort of defeats the purpose, really.
- >You look down at the pots and pans
- >They, as well as you, are covered in unfinished pasta sauce
- >Your maid outfit is ruined
- >Your brain hurts going into lockdown
- >Your flank hurts from hitting the ground so hard
- >Your naughty bits are soaking wet and burning from anticipation
- >And you still have no Anon to call your own
- >Sighing, you stand up and take one last look at Anon's house
- >You see him glaring at you from his window
- >Smile
- >He gives you the middle finger and shuts the curtains
- >Sigh again
- >Hang your head in shame, and trudge home. Covered in sauce but too sad to care
- >As you walk away, you hear a loud, obnoxious voice cry out
- >"Hey Anon! You home? Why are these oven mitts on fire?"
- >Stupid Rainbow Dash.
- >You don't do much after that attempt
- >Sitting at home, you carefully mark "Food" with a red X and put it to one side
- >Stare into space and listen to the sound of silence
- >Your home is awfully empty, even with all the animals here
- >You just want somep0ny to call your own...
- >You feel tears forming and your lip trembling
- >Before you can engage in the time-tested act of self-pity, you hear a knock at the door
- >Maybe it's Anon?
- >You smile to yourself and fly downstairs
- >Open the front door
- >Twilight.
- >Oh
- >Okay...
- Hello, Twilight! What's the matter?
- >She gives you a sympathetic look
- >"I heard what happened today with Anon, Fluttershy. And I'm here to help!"
- >How wonderful!
- >...
- >She wants Anon for herself, clearly.
- >You shake your head
- N-no thank you, Twilight. I'm fine.
- >"Are you sure? You looked pretty caught up about it when I saw you walking away from Anon's covered in pasta sauce and wearing a maid's outfit"
- >You wince
- 5/?
- >Twilight laughs
- >"What were you even doing? Because Anon was pretty mad about it."
- I was trying to make him some food. S-sexily.
- >"Ah, well he says you broke into his house, destroyed his property and ruined his food."
- >You sigh. Again.
- >"Hey..."
- >Twilight pats your back with a hoof and offers a smile
- >"You'll be alright, Fluttershy! I'm here to help you!"
- >You nervously remove her hoof from your back
- Like I s-said, I'm fine. Thank you...
- >Twilight shakes her head
- >"I won't take no for an answer! Come on, let’s go plan together!"
- >She levitates some quills and parchment out of her saddlebags with a sheepish grin
- >"I even brought supplies!"
- >Feel a small smile tug at your lips
- >You let her in and she happily trots inside, pulling up a table and sitting down at it, looking towards you, still stood at the door
- >Close it and settle down next to Twilight
- >"Now, tell me what you know..."
- >The next day
- >You and Twilight are hiding inside the same bush you hid in yesterday
- >Twilight is wearing a helmet with "BORN TO READ" written on the side
- >You're wearing rubber arm bands and a snorkel
- A-are you sure this will work?
- >"Of course! You just head over there and I’ll use my magic to create a large hole full of water underneath you! Then you pretend to drown, Anon comes outside, saves you, realises how much he loves you then you can be happy together!"
- >Stare at her
- >You're so lucky to have a friend like Twilight.
- >Even though you fully expect her to betray you and take Anon for herself
- >But you'd never tell her that
- >It would hurt her feelings!
- >Twilight gently pushes you out the bush and you head over to the large "X" drawn in the dirt in front of Anon's house
- >Look back over to Twilight, he is sticking out her tongue in concentration and channelling magic at where you are stood
- >As expected, the ground gives way to form a large pitfall and water seems to rise up from the bottom
- >You squeak as the ground gives way and instinctively take flight
- >Hear a loud groan
- >Glance over to Twilight who is imitating swimming
- >You nod and close your wings, screaming in terror as you drop 2 feet into the murky water
- >You float on the surface thanks to your armbands
- >And wait.
- 6/?
- >You wait 5 minutes
- >Shoot a look at Twilight, who is watching a timer
- >She looks back to you and shrugs, then imitates you screaming
- >Of course!
- umm... h-HELP! HELP ME, ANON! ... please?
- >To your immense surprise, Anon's door flies open and bedraggled and incredibly grumpy looking human stomps out, growling
- >He kneels down and watches you merrily bob along on the surface of the water, completely safe because of your armbands
- I-I'm drowning. Please help?
- >He narrows his eyes
- >Grabs an armband in each hand
- >And crushes them
- >Your eyes shrink as you hear the loud bang that the compressed air makes as it escapes the destroyed floats
- >You immediately start to sink, then flail
- >Your snorkel fills with water and you start to splutter
- >You can't actually swim
- >You're from Cloudsdale. Not Aquastria.
- >Anon chuckles and stands back up
- >He puts his hands on his hips and watches you struggle to stay afloat
- >Your legs are getting tired and your wings are useless
- >You're actually going to drown
- >Sinking below the water, Anon's smile fades
- >His face grows concern
- >"Wait, can you actually not swim?"
- >You answer him by ingesting a large amount of muddy water and sinking further into the hole
- >Fast as lightning, a large hand enters the water, grabs your mane, and drags you back out
- >Cough and splutter up muddy water as Anon slaps your back in an effort to get it back up
- >He holds you in his arms while you shudder and whimper
- >Anon shushes you and pats your back more gently
- >Just as you get comfortable, you realise
- >Anon is holding you in his arms and is being gentle
- >The moment that thought enters your mind, your wings go full mast
- >You get wetter than neighagra falls and try to introduce yourself to him
- >Anon drops you and grumbles
- >"You're a fucking moron. And if you do that again, I swear to god I'll leave you in there."
- >He turns around and strolls back inside his house, slamming the door
- >Lie there and pant, humming to yourself because of what just happened
- >He was so gentle! He really DOES love you!
- 7/?
- >A magical aura lifts you up, and before you know it Twilight is carrying you back to your house
- >"Okay, so maybe that didn't work as well as I'd hoped. But there are still lots of plans to do!"
- >You roll your eyes
- >Oh boy here we go.
- >You scream as the giant spider pins you down and prepares to eviscerate your face
- >An animalistic roar shocks the beast, and before it can turn to see what happened, Anon tackles it off you and rips it to pieces with a carving knife.
- >He pants and looks towards you
- >"You alright?"
- MARRY ME.
- >"OH GOD WHY IS MY HOUSE ON FIRE?!"
- D-don't worry, Anon! I'll save you!
- >You throw a bucket of water on the flames
- >It does nothing
- >If anything, the fire just gets angrier and spreads to other parts of Anon's house
- Umm... C-can we make love now?
- Anon! Anon! Where for art thou Anon?
- >"TRYING TO GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP. GO AWAY, FLUTTERSHY. IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING."
- >Whoops.
- >"Oh, hey there, Rainbow. What's up?"
- >You tremble, the disguise you're wearing seems to work
- Ohh, I just wanted to know if you wanted to... Have sex, you know? Since that's what you and me always do when you run away!
- >"Rainbow. We've never had sex. You're into mares."
- ...Horseapples.
- Please?
- >"No."
- Please?
- >"NO."
- Pleeeeease?
- >"NO!"
- Why not?
- >"I'M NOT ANON!"
- Oh. Right.
- >Rarity slams the door to the boutique in your face
- >You're not really sure why you're here or why you thought Rarity was Anon.
- 8/?
- >It's late at night
- >You and Twilight sigh
- It's hopeless...
- >"Don't worry, Fluttershy! We just need to try harder! I'm sure SOMETHING will get Anon's attention..."
- >Her left eye twitches and her mane shows the early signs of becoming frazzled
- >Then she lets out a loud cry
- >You scream and fall backwards, your entire body paralysed
- >"I've got it!"
- Y-you have?
- >"Yes! Yes yes yes yes YES!"
- >She trots on the spot excitedly
- >"What if I turned you into a human!"
- >Your eyes widen
- You can do that?
- >"Sure I can! I just need to use a simple polymorph spell! It won't last very long, but I'm sure I can maintain the spell long enough for you to seduce Anon!"
- >Your heart starts beating faster
- >It's perfect!
- >Anon will surely love you!
- >Twilight heads home immediately to prepare the spell, and you get yourself ready for bed
- >Snuggle down under the covers and look over at the picture of Anon on your bedside cabinet
- >It depicts him, looking mad as hell and trying to cover the camera with a hand just before you took it
- >That was a good day
- >He chased you all over Ponyville to get that photo back
- >Close your eyes and smile
- >Soon he'll be yours
- >And you'll both be happy and grow old together and live a nice full life
- >It all rides of Twilight now
- >Still thinking of highly temperate primate phallus, you drift off to sleep.
- 9/?
- >Day Spells in Equestria
- >Wake up
- >Clop, Clean, Comb
- >Blush at yourself in the mirror
- >The thoughts of the day ahead made you feel awfully dirty
- >You can almost taste him!
- >A knock on the door startles you
- >Fly downstairs and open it slightly
- >Twilight beams at you
- >"Hey there, Fluttershy! You ready for today?"
- >You nod, a smile breaking out across your face
- Of course! W-when are we doing it?
- >"Right now!"
- >Before you can respond, Twilight uses magic to open the door fully, then hits you in the chest with a large beam of magic
- >You writhe and struggle as you feel your body changing shape
- >Twilight is pushing herself to the absolute limit, and her hooves are digging into the ground to give herself more balance
- >She lets out a cry and the spell fades
- >Drop to the floor, dazed
- >You pick yourself up and stand to your feet shakily
- >Look down at Twilight
- A-are you okay, Twilight?
- >She pants and looks up wearily
- >"Yeah... I'm f-"
- >Her eyes widen
- >Her jaw drops open
- >And she starts saying "yes yes yes" again
- >You look down and realise that you are stood on two feet
- >Inspect your hands closely
- >Wiggle your fingers experimentally
- >They feel so funny to use
- >You giggle
- >Twilight stops squealing and starts to tug your arm with magic
- >"Come on! While the spell's still active!"
- >You nod, still trying to get used to your new body
- >Twilight drags you towards Anon's house, stopping to pick you up several times after you stumble
- >You're completely transfixed with your boobs
- >They're so cute
- >You poke them
- >And giggle again
- >Before you know it, you're stood right on Anon's door step
- >Twilight hops into her command-centre-bush and gives you the go ahead
- >You take a deep breath and knock on the door
- >It hurts your knuckles...
- 10/?
- >Anon opens the door with a disgruntled look on his face
- >He sees you and everything seems to freeze
- >You nervously smile at him
- >He gulps and looks up and down your body
- >You stand there, getting silently judged by him
- >Please work. Please!
- >He looks at your eyes again, and you hold each other's gazes for a while
- >A small smile creeps onto his face
- >He likes you!
- >HE LIKES YOU!
- >Anon reaches a hand forward and gently stokes your face
- >His smile then suddenly disappears
- >"Tits too small. Zero out of ten would not bang."
- >He slams the door
- >You stare at it, trying to work out what he just said.
- >You think he might have just rejected you
- >Again
- >Slowly turn around and look towards Twilight
- >She's flabbergasted, and is just trying to form words
- >You sigh
- >Another failed attempt...
- >Take a step forward
- >Something slams into you and tackles you to the floor
- >Squeak and look up at your attacker
- >Rainbow Dash stands over you, her eyes hungrily taking in your new body
- >She's even drooling
- >"Hey there, hot stuff. You wanna know why they call me the Seed Demon?"
- No?
- >"Too bad."
- >Fucking Rainbow Dash.
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