Kyrie Johnson is a 23-year-old gym assistant who enjoys vandalising bus stops, camping and planking. He is stable and friendly, but can also be very selfish and a bit untidy. He is an American Christian who defines himself as bisexual. He finished school and then left academia. Physically, Kyrie is slightly overweight but otherwise in good shape. He is very short with walnut skin, grey hair and black eyes.

He grew up in an upper class neighbourhood. His parents separated when he was small, but remained friends and provided a happy, stable home. He is currently in a relationship with Alexander Otis Parry. Alexander is the same age as him and works as a student. Kyrie's best friend is a gym assistant called Shaun Browne. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Arabella Holmes and Pearl Perkins. They enjoy hockey together.