Bantz 2: 2Banter2Unlimited

Start whichever has better condition of Delete Club and Here We Go
If winning at 69th minute, replace Delete Club/Here We Go with whoever didn't start.

Set LB to join the attack

Make every substitution on the 69th minute to be extra nice
If you sub the LB, set the new LB to join the attack to make sure he's still joining attacks

+1 to start
+2 at half time or if ever behind
If winning at the 85th minute by only 1 goal, park the bus (go to preset 2) and play voice clips from Jose Mourinho interviews. You are free to choose what you wish, but this video also works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3y6EeHfOWU

If anyone is at any time nutmegged, go back and do the replay in ultra slow motion and at the point at the ball crossing between the legs, shout out the word "MEGS".

If there is a free kick and it sails over the bar, for either team, the commentator must loudly exclaim "waheeeey".