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BallsOfFluff

Fluffyshy

Apr 8th, 2012
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  1. >be me, just bought a fluffy pony
  2. >shes yellow with a pinkish mane, and shes a pegasus
  3. >she always seems shy, which is un-like fluffy ponies
  4. >she likes to hide/sleep in small places
  5. >one day a buddy of mine comes over
  6. >as soon as my pony sees him she runs away screaming "hewp! hewp! daddy! no lik scawy man!"
  7. >she runs into the kitchen
  8. >me and my friend are frantically looking for her
  9. >"shes probably in one of the cabients, shell come out when she wants too."
  10. >couple of hours later, me and my friend eat a fine dinner of spaghetti
  11. >were suprised when my fluffy pony dosent come out of hiding due to the smell of the spaghetti
  12. >oh well
  13. >we put the rest of the spaghetti in the garbage disposal
  14. >turn it on and go into the next room
  15. >couple of seconds later we hear screams and squeels of pain
  16. >run into the kitchen
  17. >fluffy pony tried to slide itself into the garbage disposal to get the spaghetti
  18. >pull it out by the tail
  19. >its face was torn off
  20. >its hoofs have been shredded down to the stubs
  21. >pick it up as gentally as possible
  22. >put it on the counter
  23. >my friend spilled some salt earlier on, and i put her RIGHT on the salt
  24. >goddamit
  25. >"shes crying, saying "wanted s*gurgle*kellies! *gurgle*wanted sbbletties!"
  26. >shes not to effective at speaking while choking on blood and salt in her wounds
  27. >shes not going to make it, and the only thing i can think of is to put it back in the garbage disposal
  28. >force her back in
  29. >turn it on, she starts screaming again
  30. >this goes on for about 3 minutes before she dies.
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