CAT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTGAO.
CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[#DTGAO] The memo for the hit best-selling 2016 game Abyssal Oddity, by Violet Citadel.
Memo is now Invite-Only by CAT
Memo is now Secret by CAT
CCC made AT an OP.
CAT made AC an OP.
CAT: Hmm, were you here until the end of the last session, or no?
CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: I believe so, yes
CAT: Alright, wonderful.
CAT made UC an OP.
CURRENT universallyCognizant [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CUC: I say we wait for at least one other first.
CAT: Aye.
CAT: Presumably Generic, when he returns.
CUC: He just pestered me as temporaryTechnology.
CAT: Ah.
CAT: AC, are you capable of seeing additional colors with your current handle?
CAC: Yes
CAC: I don't have a mobile handle
CAT: Excellent.
CAC: I have a mobile colour
CAT made GG an OP.
CAT: Well, are we ready to begin, now?
CAC: Sure
CAT: 3/3 votes required to begin game of three or less.
CURRENT godmoddedGolem [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGG: >sure
CAC: That implies 3 votes would be needed to start a game of 2 or 1 
CAT: That's because it is true.
CAT: UC?
CUC: >Begin.
CAT: Loading last saved game...
CAT: Loading...
CAT: A B Y S S A L O D D I T Y
CAT: Is this your last saved game: http://pastebin.com/FMHNFNkH
CAC: I wonder what happens if
CAC: >no
CAT: Don't be absurd. We know the answer.
CAT: Still, courtesy is important.
CAC: >yes
CAT: PLAY GAME / ACHIEVEMENTS / MUSIC / CREDITS / QUIT
CAC: >credits
CUC: >PLAY GAME
CAT: Loading...
CAC: I didn't get to see them last time
CAT: http://pastebin.com/4pvkgtd5
CAC: Eh, they're on the log
CAT: Loading...
CAT: Loading...
CAT: Game loaded successfully.
CAT: You open your eyes. You are sitting in the chair in the deck. You have just awoken from a pleasant enough sleep.
CAT: The sound of somebody freaking out is resonating throughout the ship.
CAC: >wonder if you have a bed
CAT: No space for a bed here.
CUC: >Look over at the new figure.
CAC: What's the new person's name again
CAT: You don't know quite yet.
CAT: You've just been calling her Cyan, remember?
CAC: Right.
CAT: Anyhow, you spin around in your deck chair, facing the outside hall.
CAT: Cyan is just sort of curled up in a ball on the floor, rocking back and forth ever so slowly.
CAC: >walk over to her
CAT: (Probably has something to do with the fact that you just locked her in a moving ship, and went to sleep.)
CAT: You walk over to Cyan. She acknowledges your existence by shuffling away from you slightly.
CUC: >Talk to her?
CAT: What will you say?
CAC: >Hey there...
CAT: "What do you WANT with me?"
CAC: >Uh, nothing?
CAT: "Then why have you just trapped me in here? Alone? For five hours?"
CUC: >I was tired.
CAC: >Sorry, but
CAC: >I had a long day
CAC: >I think I died...
CAC: >Long story
CAT: Cyan looks up from her self-ball. "Couldn't you have at least waited to introduce yourself first?"
CAT: "I don't know who you are, where I am, or where we're going."
CAC: >Better late than never
CAC: >I'm <whatever>
CAC: >We're on my ship
CAT: "I'm really contemplating punching you in the face right now."
CAC: Hmm
CAC: >If you must
CAT: She chuckles. Then socks you in the chest.
CAT: Rather painfully, I might add.
CAC: Hmm
CAT: "Okay, okay. Fine, 'Azure'. Where are you taking me to rot again?"
CAC: >Oh, we're heading to the Psi Sector but
CAC: >I can drop you off?
CUC: ((I can't dialogue. I'll let Fse do this bit.))
CAC: >If it's not too out of the way, anyways
CAT: "Which Psi Sector?"
CAC: >Uh, the one in Facet 9
CAT: She buries her face in her hands and groans.
CAT: "I may as well be trapped in that /thing/ again."
CAC: >I assume you're not from around here?
CAT: That elicits a wry grin. "I'm human, you're human. Humans don't come from around here, do they?"
CAC: >Guess not
CAC: >So how'd you end up in
CAC: >That thing
CAT: "I... don't want to talk about it."
CAT: "Please don't make me."
CAC: >Fair enough, I won't
CAT: "So... why are we going to the Psi Sector?"
CAC: >Oh, I'm on a mission to collect void shards.
CAT: "..."
CAT: "... Why?"
CGG: "I plan to consume them all and dıe horrıbly."
CAC: >Something to do with the infinity eye?
CAC: >I don't really remember
CAT: "... Never heard of it, but okay."
CAT: "Hmm. What's the date?"
CAC: >Check the date
CAC: >Tell her the date
CAT: The date is August nineteenth, 2017.
CAT: "Oh, thank fuck. It hasn't been twenty years, or something."
CAC: >If you don't mind, how long has it been?
CUC: ((/afk for homework))
CAT: "Only two. Who's president now? Wait, is that even a valid office anymore?"
CAT: ((Years, that is.))
CAC: Considering who's GMing this game, would it be safe to guess its Bernie Sanders 
CAC: >recall who the president is
CAT: Hah.
CAT: You know me too well.
CAT: "Okay, thanks."
CAT: She just sort of sits on the floor, silently.
CAC: >Check what the ETA would be to Earth
CAT: That's another dimension, dingus! That would take millennia, without authorization from the G.M.F.
CAC: >Wonder if you could get authorization
CAT: You're an IT worker who they probably sent on this mission to die.
CAT: (In that case, mission accomplished.)
CAC: >I'm afraid I can't get you home for the foreseeable future...
CAC: >I can drop you off somewhere nearby?
CAC: >Or you could come with me if you like
CAT: She sighs. "No, that's fine. I'll just stay here, I guess. With my probable kidnapper."
CAC: >Why didn't you just murder me in my sleep
CAC: >Don't do that
CAT: "I won't. I'm not a murderer."
CAT: You realize you've neglected a large number of basic questions about Cyan.
CAC: >Oh! I completely forgot to ask what your name is.
CAT: "It's okay. I'm Sola Amaranthine. My parents didn't really have good name sense, so just call me whatever. I don't care."
CAC: >Uh, alright
CAC: >What do you think of Cyan?
CAT: She raises an eyebrow. "Nickname accepted."
CAT: ETA: two hours.
CAC ceased responding to memo.
CURRENT azureAmelioration [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAA: What'd I miss
CAT made AA an OP.
CAT: ((Where did you drop off?))
CAA: Uh...
CAA: I said "What do you think of Cyan?"
CAA: And didn't get a response
CAT: 'She raises an eyebrow. "Nickname accepted."
CAT: *'
CAT: ETA: two hours.
CAA: >If you don't mind, do you know how you became a gem... thing?
CAT: "Well, you see, there are lots of hidden things back on Earth. Apparently, having a piece of apatite lodged into your body while you're unconscious during surgery for a broken arm is one of them. Yikes."
CAT: Cyan cringes and rubs a scar on her left arm instinctually.
CAT: "I THINK it was an accident."
CAA: Hmm
CAA: >Do you know anything about the gems?
CAT: "Uh, you presumably live forever with them, and they offer strange and whimsical methods of armament. Sometimes."
CAA: >Do you have a method of armament?
CAT: "Hey, no copying my words to mock me," She laughs a bit. "But, nah, I never really got the hang of mine."
CAA: >Oh, well you should try to...
CAA: >To be serious for a moment
CAA: >This is a dangerous place
CAA ceased responding to memo.
CAT made AC an OP.
CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: Did my messages get sent
CAT made AU an OP.
CAT: ((The last one I got was 'CAA: >This is a dangerous place'))
CURRENT abyssalUnderlord [CAU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAU: ((crepes i don't even know where we are at this point. anyone got a neat SUMMARYLOG))