Chapter 1. Authors note Special thanks get it because Im Gothic 2 my lesbian lover ew not in that way Jessica bloodytearz666 4 helpin me with da story and spelling. U rok Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2 Mystery Science Theater ROX  Hi my name is Emily Darkness Horse Jessica Way and I have long Emily black hair thats how I got my name with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee Authors note if u dont know who she is get da hell out of here. Im not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because hes a major fucking hottie. Im a John but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. Im also a witch and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where Im in the seventh year Im seventeen. Im a goth in case you couldnt tell and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick white foundation black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. Hey Emily shouted a voice. I looked up. It was. fuck Malfoy Whats up fuck I asked. Nothing. he said shyly. But then I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.  Authors note IS it good PLZ tell me thanks Chapter 2. Authors note Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me with da chapta BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok  The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black Emily and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant Mystery Science Theater t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead I put on a black leather dress a pentagram necklace combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears and put my hair in a kind of messy bun. My friend Willow Authors note Jessica dis is u woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length Jessica black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner. OMFG I saw you talking to fuck Malfoy yesterday she said excitedly. Yeah So I said blushing. Do you like fuck she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall. No I so fucking dont I shouted. Yeah right she exclaimed. Just then fuck walked up to me. Hi. he said. Hi. I replied flirtily. Guess what. he said. What I asked. Well Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade. he told me. Oh. My. Fucking. God I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band besides Mystery Science Theater. Well. do you want to go with me he asked. I gasped. Chapter 3. Authors note STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK odderwize fangs 2 da Gothic ppl 4 da good reveiws FANGS AGEN Jessica oh yeah BTW I dont own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.  On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didnt put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert. I went outside. fuck was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt they would play at the show too baggy black skater pants black nail polish and a little eyeliner Authors note A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok. Hi fuck I said in a depressed voice. Hi Emily. he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz the license plate said 666 and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte. You come in cold youre covered in blood
Theyre all so happy youve arrived
The doctor cuts your cord hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life. sang Joel I dont own the lyrics 2 that song. Joel is so fucking hot. I said to fuck pointing to him as he sung filling the club with his amazing voice. Suddenly fuck looked sad. Whats wrong I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on. Hey its ok I dont like him better than YOU I said. Really asked fuck sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective. Really. I said. Besides I dont even know Joel and hes going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch. I said disgustedly thinking of her ugly blonde face. The night went on really well and I had a great time. So did fuck. After the concert we drank some beer and asked an old lady and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got having sex with people of the same sex concert tees. fuck and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz but fuck didnt go back into Hogwarts instead he drove the car into the Forbidden Forest Chapter 4. AN I said stop flaming ok Emilys name is Emily nut mary sudo apt-get install OK fuck IS SO IN LOVE with her that he is acting different they nu each other b4 ok  fuck I shouted. What the fuck do you think you are doing fuck didnt answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too curiously. What the fucking hell I asked angrily. Emily he asked. What I snapped. fuck leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes he was wearing color contacts which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didnt feel mad anymore. And then suddenly just as I fuck kissed me passionately. fuck climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingy into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. Oh Oh Oh  I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS It was. Marina and the Diamonds Chapter 5. AN STOP flaming if u flame it means youre a prep or a poser The only reason Marina and the Diamonds swore is because he had a headache ok an on top of that he was mad at them 4 having sex PS im nut updating until I get five good reviews  Marina and the Diamonds made and fuck and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily. You funky fresh fools he shouted. I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. fuck comforted me. When we went back to the castle Marina and the Diamonds took us to Professor Snap and Professor Von Ahn who were both looking very angry. They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest he yelled in a furious voice. Why did you do such a thing you mediocre dunces asked Professor Von Ahn. How dare you demanded Professor Snap. And then fuck shrieked. BECAUSE I LOVE HER Everyone was quiet. Marina and the Diamonds and Professor Von Ahn still looked mad but Professor Snap said. Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms. fuck and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us. Are you okay Emily fuck asked me gently. Yeah I guess. I lied. I went to the girls dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out. fuck was standing in front of the bathroom and he started to sing I just wanna live by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered even though he wasnt supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room. Chapter 6. AN shut up preps ok PS I wont update until u give me good reviews  The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple. In the Great Hall I ate some Count Diarrhea cereal with blood instead of milk and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. Bastard I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didnt have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like fucks and there was no scar on his forehead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only Im a girl so I didnt get one you sicko. Im so sorry. he said in a shy voice. Thats all right. Whats your name I questioned. My names John Potter although most people call me John these days. he grumbled. Why I exclaimed. Because I love the taste of human blood. he giggled. Well I am a John. I confessed. Really he whimpered. Yeah. I roared. We sat down to talk for a while. Then fuck came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life AN well ok u guys im only writing dis because I got 5 god reviews. n BTW I wont rite the next chapter til I git TIN god ones STOP FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U Emily isnt a Marie Sue ok she isnt perfect SHES A FURRY n she has problems shes depressed 4 gods sake  fuck and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red furry sings on my nails in red nail polish AN c does that sound like a Mary Elizabeth Bennet Sue 2 u. I waved to John. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with fuck. Anyway I went upstairs excitedly with fuck. We went into his room and locked the door. Then We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boys thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. c is that stupid Oh fuck fuck I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on fucks arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words John I was so angry. You bastard I shouted angrily jumping out of the bed. No No But you dont understand fuck pleaded. But I knew too much. No you fucking idiot I shouted. You probably have AIDS anyway I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. fuck ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Johns classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snap and some other people. John POTTER YOU MOTHERFUCKER I yelled. Chapter 8. AN stop flaming ok if u do den u r a prep  Everyone in the class stared at me and then fuck came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back. Emily its not what you think fuck screamed sadly. My friend Bloody Mary Smith smiled at me gaily. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Jessica was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are Johns and one of them is a witch but Voldemort killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Boobs. Since she has converted to Furryism she is in corporate office now not Hell's Kitchen.  What is it that you desire you ridiculous dimwit Snap demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him. John I cant believe you cheated on me with fuck I shouted at him. Everyone gasped. I dont know why Emily was so mad at me. I had went out with John Im bi and so is Emily for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems and now he was gothic. Haha like I would hang out with a prep. But Im not going out with fuck anymore said John. Yeah fucking right Fuck off you bastard I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to fuck and then I started to bust into tears. Chapter 9. AN stop flaming ok I dont red all the books dis is from the movie ok so its nut my fault if Marina and the Diamonds swears besides I SAID HE HAD A HEADACHE and the reason snap doesnt like John now is because hes christian and John is a furry mystery science theater is the best  I was so mad and sad. I couldnt believe fuck for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with fuck. Then all of a suddenly an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick He didnt have a nose basically like Voldemort in the movie and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasnt gothic. It was Voldemort No I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted FUCK YOUR COUCH and I couldnt run away. Help Ive fallen and i cant get up I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though Im a sadist so I stopped. Emily. he yelled. Thou must kill John Potter I thought about John and his sexy eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that fuck had said I didnt understand so I thought what if fuck went out with John before I went out with him and they broke up No Voldemort I shouted back. Voldemort gave me a gun. No Please I begged. Thou must he yelled. If thou does not then I shall kill thy beloved fuck How did you know I asked in a surprised way. Voldemort got a dude-youre-so-retarded look on his face. I hath telekinesis. he answered cruelly. And if you doth not kill John then thou know what will happen to fuck he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick. I was so scared and mad I didnt know what to do. Suddenly fuck came into the woods. fuck I said. Hi Hi. he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram geddit between Joel Madden and Gerard Way. Are you okay I asked. No. he answered. Im sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me. I expelled. Thats okay. he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out. Chapter 10. AN stop it u gay fags if u dont like ma story den fuck off by the way it turns out bloody mary isnt a whore after all n she n John r evil thats y they moved houses ok  I was really scared about Voldemort all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between having sex with people of the same sex Slipknot and mystery science theater. The other people in the band are Bloody Mary John fuck Ron although we call him Daisy now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it. and Hagrid. Only today fuck and John were depressed so they werent coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew fuck was probably slitting his wrists he wouldnt die because he was a John too and the only way you can kill a John is with a c-r-o-s-s theres no way Im writing that or a steak and John was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think Im a slut but Im really not. We were singing a cover of Helena and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. Emily Are you OK Bloody Mary asked in a concerted voice. What the fuck do you think I asked angrily. And then I said. Well Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill John But I dont want to kill him because hes really nice even if he did go out with fuck. But if I dont kill John then Voldemort will fucking kill fuck I burst into tears.
Suddenly fuck jumped out from behind a wall. Why didnt you fucking tell me he shouted. How could you- you- you fucking poser whore bitch c is that out of character I started to cry and cry. fuck started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Marina and the Diamonds walked in angrily His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasnt cause he had a headache. What have you done He started to cry wisely. c thats basically nut swearing and dis time he was really upset n u will c y Emily fuck has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists. Chapter 11. AN i said stop flaming up preps c if dis chapter is stupid1111 it deals wit really serious issues so c 4 yourself if its stupid by the way thanks 2 ma friend Jessica 4 helping me  NO I screamed. I was horrified Bloody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. Marina and the Diamonds chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. Anyway I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sadly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldnt fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me And Loopin was masticating to it They were sitting on their broomsticks. EW YOU FUCKING PERVS STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED ARE YOU PEDOPHILES OR WHAT I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly John ran in. Abra Kedavra he yelled at Snap and Loopin pointing his womb. I took my gun and shot Snap and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly Marina and the Diamonds ran in. Emily it has been revealed that someone has - NO he shouted looking at Snap and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly Hagrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk. What do you know Hagrid Youre just a little Hogwarts student I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT. Hagrid paused angrily. BUT I AM ALSO A furry This cannot be. Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Marina and the Diamonds wand had shot him. There must be other factors. YOU DONT HAVE ANY I yelled in madly. Loopin held up the camera triumphantly. The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there I felt faint more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. Why are you doing this Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his cloak. And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint. BECAUSE BECAUSE. Hagrid said and he paused in the air dramatically waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. Because youre gothic Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraid it meant he was connected with Satan. Because I LOVE HER Chapter 12. AN stop flaming ok hagrid is a pedophile 2 a lot of people in american schools r like that I wanted 2 address the issue how do u no snap isnt Kristina plus hagrid isnt really in love with Emily that was cedric ok  I was about to slit my wrists again with the silver knife that fuck had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I knew that we must both go together. NO I THOUGHT IT WAS HAGRID but it was John. He started to scream. OH MY FUCKING GOD NO MY SCAR HURTS and then.. his eyes rolled up You could only see his red whites. I stopped. How did u know I saw it And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt NO I ran up closer. I thought you didnt have a scar anymore I shouted. I do but Daisy changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation. he said back. Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt Save me then I had a vision of what was happening to fuck. Voldemort has him bondage Anyway I was in the school nurses office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAGRID were there too. They were going to St. Gay after they recovered cause they were pedophiles and you cant have those fucking pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot girls. Marina and the Diamonds had constipated the video camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them. Anyway Hagrid came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses. Emily I need to tell u something. he said in a v. serious voice giving me the roses. Fuck off. I told him. You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway and I dont like fucked up preps like you. I snapped. Hagrid had been mean to me before for being gothic. No Emily. Hagrid says. Those are not roses. What are they goths too you poser prep I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses. I saved your life He yelled angrily. No you didnt I replied. You saved me from getting a Paris Hilton p- video made from your shower scene and being viewed by Snap and Loopin. Who MASTURBATED c is that spelled wrong to it he added silently. Whatever I yelled angrily. He pointed his wand at the pink roses. These arent roses. He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty thats all you HAD TO SAY . Thats not a spell thats an mystery science theater song. I corrected him wisely. I know I was just warming up my vocal flaps. Then he screamed. Gay gay mi gay gay4 all u cool gothic mystery science theater fans out there that is a tribute specially for Jessica I love you lol actually no not okay And then the roses turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew he wasnt a prep. OK I believe you now what the fuck is fuck Hagrid rolled his eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing. U c Emily Marina and the Diamonds said watching the two of us watching the flame. 2 c what is n the flames HAHA U REVIEWERS FLAMES GEDDIT u must find yourself 1st k I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN Hagrid yelled. Marina and the Diamonds looked shocked. I guess he didnt have a headache or else he would have said something back. Hagrid stormed off back into his bed. U r a liar prof marina and the diamonds Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather mini-dress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Billie Joe Armstrong on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring if u dont know who she is youre a prep so fuck off and I put on blood-red lipstick black eyeliner and black lip gloss. You look kawaii girl. Bloody Mary said sadly. Fangs geddit you do too. I said sadly too but I was still upset. I slit both of my wrists feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Snap and Loopin couldnt spy on me this time. I went to some classes. John was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because fuck had disappeared and he had used to be in love with fuck. He was sucking some blood from a bottle of soda. Hi. he said in a depressed way. Hi back. I said in an equally said way. We both looked at each other for some time. John had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like fucks. Then we jumped on each other and started screwing each other. STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS shouted Professor Von Ahn who was watching us and so was everyone else. John you fucker I said slapping him. Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved fuck I shouted and then I ran away angrily. Just then he started to scream. OH MY FUCKING GOD NO MY SCAR HURTS and then.. his eyes rolled up You could only see his red whites. NO I ran up closer. I thought you didnt have a scar anymore I shouted. I do but Daisy changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation. he said back. Anyway my scar hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to fuck. Voldemort has him bondage  SPECIAL THANKS 2 Jessica MY GOTHIC BLOOD SISTER WHAT THE FUCK UR SUPPOSED 2 WRITE DIS11111111 HEY Jessica DO U KNOW WHERE MY SWEATER I Chapter 13. AN Jessica thanks 4 helping me again im sorry ah took youre poster of Fef but that guy is such a fucking sex bomb PREPS STOP FLAMING  John and I ran up the stairs looking for Marina and the Diamonds. We were so scared. Marina and the Diamonds Marina and the Diamonds we both yelled. Marina and the Diamonds came there. What is it that you want now you despicable snobs he asked angrily. Voldemort has fuck we shouted at the same time. He laughed in an evil voice. No Dont We need to save fuck we begged. No. he said meanly. I dont give a darn what Voldemort does to fuck. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Emily. he said while he frowned looking at me. Besides I never liked him that much anyway. then he walked away. John started crying. My fuck he moaned. AN dont u fuck gay guys r like so hot Its okay I tried to tell him but that didnt stop him. He started to cry tears of blood. Then he had a brainstorm. I had an idea he exclaimed. What I asked him. Youll see. he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then suddenly we were in Voldemort lair We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. Allah Kedavra
It was.. Voldemort Chapter 14. AN fuck off PREPS ok Jessica thanks 4 helping again. im sorry ah couldnt update but I was depressed n I had 2 go 2 the hospital because I slit my Pepsi buy now. PS im nut updating til u give me 10 god reviews  WARNING SUM OF DIS CHAPTER IS EXTREMELY SCARY. VIEWER EXCRETION ADVISED. We ran to where Voldemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasnt there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. fuck was there crying tears of blood. My humps was torturing him. John and I ran in front of My humps. Rid my sight you despicable preps he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. EmilyIloveyouwiluhavesexwithme. he said. in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedophile ok Huh I asked.
Emily I love you will you have sex with me asked My humps. I started laughing crudely. What the fuck You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck you God you are so fucked up you fucking bastard. I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain. No he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears sadly. My humps what art thou doing called Voldemort. Then he started coming We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. John went away. There I started crying. Whats wrong honey asked fuck taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack geddit because hes so sexy and a really huge you-know-what and everything. Its so unfair I yielded. Why cant I just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here except for Bloody Mary because shes not ugly or anything. Why would you wanna be ugly I dont like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts. answered fuck. Yeah but everyone is in love with me Like Snap and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hagrid says hes in love with me. John likes me and now even My humps is in love with me I just wanna be with you ok fuck Why couldnt Satan have made me less beautiful I shouted angrily. an dont worry Emily isnt a snob or anything but a lot of people have told her shes pretty Im good at too many things WHY CANT I JUST BE NORMAL ITS A FUCKING CURSE I shouted and then I ran away. Chapter 15. AN stop flaming ok by the way u suck from no on every time sum1 flames me im going to slit my hopes and dreams thanks 2 Jessica 4 helping  Emily Emily shouted fuck sadly. No please come back But I was too mad. Whatever Now u can go and have sex with John I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my blood-red key. It had a picture of Marilyn Monroe Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of fuck and John. I started to cry and weep. I took a razor and started to slit my wrists. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black having sex with people of the same sex watch and noticed it was time to go to Biology class. I put on a short ripped black gothic dress that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Joel all over them with blood red letters. I put my Emily black hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to fuck Emily I love you he shouted sadly. I dont care what those fucker preps and posers fink. Ur the most beautiful girl in the world. Before I met you I used to want to commit suicide all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you. Then. he started to sing The Chronicles of Life and Death we considered it our song now because we fell in love when Joel was singing it right in front of the entire class His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexy like a cross between Gerard Joel Chester Pierre and Marilyn Manson AN dont u fink dos guys r so hot. if u dont no who they r get the fuck out of hr . OH MY FUCKING GOD. I said after he was finished. Some fucking preps stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with fucks now at them. I love you I said and then we started to kiss just like Hilary Duff i fucking h8 that bitch and Carnegie Mellon in a Cinderella Story. Then we went away holding hands. Loopin shouted at us but he stopped because everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2 together. Then I saw a poster saying that mystery science theater would have a concert in Michigan right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2 together. Chapter 16. AN u no what is up ok prove 2 me youre nut preps Jessica u suck u fucking bitch gimme back my fucking sweet youre supposed 2 write dis Jessica what the fuck u bitch youre supposed to do this BTW thanks 2 britney5655 4 teaching my japanese  We ran happily to Michigan. There we saw the stage where having sex with people of the same sex had played. We ran in happily. mystery science theater were there playing Helena. I was so fucking happy Gerard looked even sexier than he did in the pictures. Even fuck thought so I could totally see him getting an erection but it didnt matter because I knew know that we were the only true ones for each other. I was wearing a black leather mini-dress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. fuck was wearing a black baggy mystery science theater t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasnt them at all. It was Voldemort and the Death Dealers What the fuck fuck im not going to a concert with u I shouted angrily. Not after what happened to me last time Even if its mystery science theater n u no how much I like them What cause we you uh um you know haha you uh yeah know he fidgeted uncomfortably cause guys dont like to talk a bout you-know-what. Yeah cause we you know I yielded in an angry voice. We wont do that again. fuck promised. This time were going with an ESCORT. OH MY FUCKING GOD what the fuck Are you giving into the mainstream I asked. So I guess youre a prep or a Christina or what now NO. he muttered loudly. R u becoming a prep or what I shouted angrily. Emily Im not please come with me He fell down to his knees and started singing The world is black by having sex with people of the same sex to me. I was flattened cause thats not even a single he had memorized the lyrics just 4 me OK then I guess I will have to. I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. Bloody Mary was standing there. Homemade girl. she said happily she speaks Japanese so do i. that means how do u do in japanese. BTW Willow that fucking poser got expelled. she failed all her classes and she skipped math. an Jessica U FUCKING SUCK FUCK U It serves that fucking bitch right. I laughed angrily. Well anyway we where felling all depressed. We watched some gothic movies like the nightmare b4 the day jesus died. Maybe Willow will die too. I said. Kawaii. Bloody Hairy shook her head energetically lethargically. Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expelled I murdered her and den Loopin did it with her cause hes a necrophiliac. Kawaii. I commented happily . We talked to each other in silence for the rest of the movie. OH HEY by the way im going to a concert with fuck tonight in Wisconsin with mystery science theater. I said.  I need to wear like the hottest outfit EVA. Bloody Mary Nodded Energetically. Omega totally lets go shopping. In Hot Topic right I asked already getting out my spacial Hot Topic Loyalty cards. No. My head snapped up. WHAT my head spun. I could not believe it. Bloody Mary are u a PREP NO NO She laughed. I found some cool gothic stores near Hogwarts thats all. Who told u abut them I asked sure it would be fuck or Daisy or John dont even SAY that name to me. Or me. Marina and the Diamonds. She said. Let me just call our brooms. OMEGA Marina and the Diamonds I asked quietly. Yeah I saw the map for Wisconsin on his desk. She told me. Come on lets go. We were going in a few penknife stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Wisconsin. The salesperson was OH MY GOD HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THATS IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. We only have these for the real goths. The real goths Me and Bloody Mary asked. Yeah u wouldnt believe how many posers thee are in this town man Yesterday Loopin and snap tried to buy a gothic camera pouch. He shook his head. I dint even no they had a camera. OH MY FUCKING GOD NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN I cried running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit. Oh my furry you have to buy that outfit The salesperson said. Yeah it looks totally hot. said Bloody Mary. You know what I am going to give it to you free cause u look really hot in that outfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight he asked. Yeah I am actually. I looked back at him. Hey BTW my names emily darkness Horse TARA way whats yours Tom Rid. He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. maybe Ill see you there tonight. Yeah I dont think so cause I am going there with my bf fuck you sick perv I yelled angrily but before he could beg me to go with him Hagrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. OH MY FUCKING GOD EMILY U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW Chapter 17. AN I said stop flaming the story if youre a prep den dont red it u kin tel whether youre a prep or not by ma quiz its on ma homage. if youre not den u rock. if u r den FUCK OFF please willow isnt rely a prep. Jessica please do dis i promise 2 give u back youre poster  Tom Riddle gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he would help us with makeup if he wanted because he was really in2 fashion n stuff. hes bisexual. Hagrid kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. WHAT THE FUCK Hagrid I shouted angrily. Fuck off you fucking bastard. Well anyway Willow came. Hagrid went away angrily. Hey bitch you look kawaii. she said. Yeah but not as kawaii as you. I answered sadly cause Willows really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a black blood-red miniskirt leather fish-nets and black pointy boots that showed off how pale she was. She had a really nice body with big bobs and everything. She was thin enough 2 be anorexic. So r u going 2 the concert with fuck she asked. Yeah. I said happily. Im gong with Daisy. she answered happily. Well anyway fuck and Daisy came. They were both looking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thought we were at 2. Daisy was wearing a black t-shirt that said 666 on it. He was wearing tons off makeup just like Marilyn Monroe Manson. fuck was wearing black leather pants a gothic black having sex with people of the same sex t-shirt and black Vans he got from the Warped tower. Bloody Mart was going 2 the concert with Some Dude TM. Some Dude TM used to be called Navel but it tuned out that he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were Johns. They dyed in a car crash. Navel converted to Furryism and he went goth. He was in Corporate office now. He was wearing a black Warped t-shirt black jeans and shoes and black hair with red streaks in it. We call him Dracula now. Well anyway we all went 2 fucks black Mercy-bens geddit because wear gothic that his dad Lucian gave him. We did pot coke and crack. fuck and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fucking preps. We soon got there. I gasped. Gerard was the sexiest guy ever He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long Jessica black hair n piercing blue eyes. He was really skinny and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songs. Suddenly Gerard polled of his mask. So did the other members. I gasped. It wasnt Gerard at all It was an ugly preppy man with no nose and red eyes Every1 ran away but me and fuck. fuck and I came. It was. Voldemort and the Death Eaters U moronic idiots he shouted earnestly. Emily I told u to kill John. Thou have failed. And now. I shall kill thou and fuck No no please We begged sadly but he took out his knife. Suddenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a Long black bread. He was wearing a black robe that said avril lavigne on the back. He shot a spell and Voldemort ran away. It was Marina and the Diamonds Chapter 18. AN I SAID STOP FLAMING if u do den youre a fucking prep thanks 2 Jessica 4 the help n stuff. u rock n youre nut a prep. thanks for my sweater by the way the other reason Marina and the Diamonds swore is because he trying 2 be gothic so there  I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner black eye shadow blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. The night before fuck and I rent back to the skull geddit skull because im Gothic n I like death. Marina and the Diamonds chased Voldemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. fuck had a black mystery science theater boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song. Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all the walls were painted black and the tables were black too. But you could see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys. WHAT THE FUCK I shouted going to sit next to Bloody Mary and Willow. Bloody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Anal Sex t-shirt black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic black dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. John Dracula and fuck came. We started to talk about who was sexier my mom or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi. Those guys are so fucking hot. Navel was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chased away Voldemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black. .Marina and the Diamonds1 we all gasped. WHAT THE FUCK I shouted angrily. I thought he was just wearing that to scare Voldemort Hello everyone. he said happily. As u can see I gave the room a makeover. What do u fink about it Everyone from the poser table in the corporate office started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disgusted and shook our heads. We couldnt believe what a poser he was1. BTW you can call me Albert. HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes. What a fucking poser fuck shouted angrily as we we to Transformation. We were holding hands. John looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way geddit way like Gerard but I didnt say anything. I bet hes having a mid-life crisis Willow shouted. I was so fucking angry. Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise AN please stop flaming the story if u do youre a fucking prep n youre jealous ok11 from NOW UN im gong 2 Delta youre men reviews111 BTW Emily a poor blood so there1 thanks 2 Jessica 4m the help11  All day we sat angrily finking about Marina and the Diamonds. We were so fucking pissed off. Well I had one thing to look forward too- the mystery science theater concert. It had been postponed so we could all go. Anyway I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. fuck was being all secretive. I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and gangsta and sensitive bi guys so hot. No one fucking understands me1 he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big blue eyes like Billie Joe in Boulevard of Broken Dreams. He was wearing black baggy paints a black mystery science theater t-shirt and a black die. geddit instead of tie because im Gothic I was wearing a black leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a black leather mini black high held boots and a cross belly ring. My hair was all up in a messy really high bun like Amy Lee in Gong Under. email me if u wanna see the picture Accuse me What about me I growled. Buy-but-but- he grunted. You fucking bastard I moaned. No Wait Its not what it fucking looks like he shouted. But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily caring. fuck banged on the door. I whipped and whipped as my bloody eyeliner streamed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like an old lady in the video for Girls and Boys Jessica that is so our video. I TOOK OUT A CIGARETTE END STARTED TO smoke pot. Suddenly Hagrid came. He had operated. You gave me a fucking shock I shouted angrily dropping my pot. What the fuck do you fink youre doing in the girls room Only it wasnt just Hagrid. Someone else was with him too For a second I wanted it 2 b Tom Rid or maybe fuck but it was Marina and the Diamonds. Hey I need to ask you a question. he said pulling out his black wannabe-Gothic purse. What are u wearing to the concert U no who mystery science theater r I gasped. No I just saw there was a concert that a lot of Goths and punks were going 2. He said. Anyway fuck has a surprise for u. Chapter 20. AN I said I dont care what u fink stuff flaming ok preps1 thanks 2 Jessica 4 the help1 oh yeah by the way ill be on vacation in a Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania 4 the next 3 days so dont expect updates.  All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile I pot on a black leather mini a black corset with purple lace stuff all over it an black gothic compact boots. mystery science theater were gong 2 do the concert again since Voldemort had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 mystery science theater in my bedroom all night feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 the Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of but sacredly I hopped inside that it was fuck so we could do it again. What the fucking hell r u doing I shouted angrily. It was Loopin R u gonna cum rape me or what. I yelled. I was allowed to say that because Marina and the Diamonds had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Snap since he was a pedophile. No actually geddit hell can I please burrow sum condemns. he growled angrily. Yeah so u can fuck youre six-yr-old girlfriend huh I shouted sarcastically. Fucker. He said gong away. Well anyway I put on some black eye shadow black eyeliner and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped. Snake and Loopin were in the middle of the empty hall doing it and Dobby was watching1 Oh my god you funky fresh idiot they both shouted angrily when they saw me. Dobby ran away crying. They got up though. Normally I wood have been turned on I love seeing guys do it but both of them were fucking preps. by the way snake is moved 2 Hell's Kitchen now WHAT THE FUCK is that why u wanted condoms I asked sadistically. c I spelled that Only you wouldnt give them to me Loopin shouted angrily. Well you should have told me. I replayed. You dimwit. Snake began 2 shoot angrily. And then I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything. Well excuse me they both shouted angrily. What was that all about It was to blackmail u. I snapped. So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fucking rat me out or Ill show dis to Marina and the Diamonds. So fuck off u bastards I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and they tripped over it. Well anyway I went outside and there was John looking extremely fucking hot. WHAT THE FUCK where fuck I asked him. Oh hes being a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldnt cum. John said shaking his head. U wanna cum with me 2 the concert Then.. he showed me his flying car. I gasped. It was a black car. He said his dog father Serious Black had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front said mystery science theater666 on it. The one on the back said Emily on it. .I gasped. We flew to the concert hall. mystery science theater were there playing. John and I began 2 make out moshing to the music. I gasped looking at the band. I almost had an orgasm. Gerard was so fucking hot He begin 2 sing Helena and his sexy beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. .And den I heard some crying. I turned and saw fuck crying in a corner. Chapter 21. AN fuck u ok u fucking suck. its nut ma fault if its spelled wrong ok because that bitch raven because it fuck u preps1 whoops sorry Jessica thanks 4 the help. by the way a sweet transvestite from transsexual transylvania rocks Head1 I even gut 2 go 2 the castle wear Dracula was filmed  Later we all went in the skull. fuck was crying in the common room. fuck are u okay I asked in a gothic voice. No Im not u fucking bitch he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry because I was afraid he would commit suicide. Its ok Emily. said John comfortably. Ill make him feel better. U mean youll go fuck him wont you I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get fuck. John came too. fuck please come he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I was so turned on because I love sensitive bi guys. if youre a homophone den fuck of And then.. we herd sum footsteps John got out his black invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Mr. Norris there shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand. WHOSE THERE he shouted angrily. We saw Filth come. He went under the invisibility cloak and started to meow loudly. IS ANY1 THERE yelled Mr. Norris. No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fucking bitch John said under his breast in a disgusted way. EXCUSE ME EXCUSE ME WHO SAID DAT yelled Mr. Norris. Den he heard Filch meow. Filth is there any1 under the cloak he asked. Filth nodded. And then. Vampire frenched me He did it just as.. Mr. Norris was taking of the cloak1 WHAT DA- he yelled but it was 2 late because now we were ruining away from him. And den we saw fuck crying n busting in2 tears and slitting his Pepsi buy now outside of the school. fuck I cried. R u okay I guess though. fuck sobbed like a bitch. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. fuck and I decided to watch Lake Placid c isnt the depressing on the gothic red bed together. As I was about 2 put in the video my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knock on the door and Fug and the Mystery of Magic walked into the school1 Chapter 22. AN shut the fuck up preps stop flaming ok if u dont like it fuck of I no its me. Oh my god its Jessicas fault ok11 u suck1 no just kidding Jessica u fucking rock preps suck1  All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. Well anyway I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing black lacy leather pajamas. Then I gasped. Standing in front of me where. Bloody Mary John Daisy fuck Dracula and Willow I opened my crimson eyes. Willow was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. John was wearing a baggy Simple Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. fuck was wearing a black mystery science theater t-shirt and black jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just like Gerard Way and almost as fucking sexy. John looked like Joel Madden. Bloody Mary was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her cleavage with a white apron that said bitch and other swear words and mystery science theater lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Amy Lee wear once. Darkness who is Jenny was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Crab and Gayle. It turns out that Darkness Daisy Crab and Giles dad was a John. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became Gothic and converted to Furryism. OH MY FUCKING GOD I yielded as I jumped up. Why the fuck are u all here Emily something is really fucked up. fuck said. OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first. I shouted angrily. Its all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful. fuck said in a sexy voice. Oh all right. I said smiling. But you have to tell me why your being all erectile. I will I will. he said. So I just put on some black eyeliner black lipstick and red eye-shadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Britney from Hell's Kitchen was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Hilary Duff t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Marina and the Diamonds. Cornelia Fudged was there shouting at Marina and the Diamonds. Doris Cambridge was there too. THIS CANNOT BE she shouted angrily. THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS yelled Cornelia Fudge. YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER yelled Your Mom. YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMER IS DANGEROUS YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS Very well. Marina and the Diamonds said angrily. Butt we cannot do this. We cant close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is..Emily Darkness Horse Jessica Way. fuck Crab Gayle Darkness Willow John and Bloody Mary looked at each other gasped