Sir Vanderbilt Gardens was known to eat lard in Zaire with a bear and zebu
He spoke with a clown and a big, hairy, brown, anorexic giraffe from Peru.
They talked about plants, nails, cockroaches, ants, pails, swamps, brackish water, Pooh, Tigger,
Kamchatka, shirts, cutouts, that thing that squirts mud out small holes when you pull on the trigger,
Computer mice, bowler hats, onions, bipolar bats, things you would lick with great zeal,
And last they discussed a glum smooth cold stone bust of some person who liked carbon steel.