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  1. [2016-03-30 00:05:04] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): hey
  2. [2016-03-30 00:05:33] Thuglas (153991735653957632): Real talk, anyone know a way to get EWR or TEW running on a macbook?
  3. [2016-03-30 00:05:49] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): I don't think you can for EWR
  4. [2016-03-30 00:05:56] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): TEW... I'd go to the forums
  5. [2016-03-30 00:06:02] Danta (150887155579879425): TEW doesn't run on mac I believe
  6. [2016-03-30 00:06:10] Plat (155853247288967168): You could probably use a windows emulator or something.
  7. [2016-03-30 00:07:15] Thuglas (153991735653957632): For whatever reason, MDickie took all of his wrestling games off the appstore and it makes me a sad lil boy. So I'm considering a windows emulator at this point.
  8. [2016-03-30 00:07:28] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): He did? That sucks
  9. [2016-03-30 00:08:38] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): not for me
  10. [2016-03-30 00:08:50] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): I got Booking rev and wrestling 3D on mine
  11. [2016-03-30 00:09:02] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): probs since I downloaded it beforehand on my phone
  12. [2016-03-30 00:09:47] Thuglas (153991735653957632): Yeah they were available for a while but I never got around to downloading em, when I looked them up they weren't on the store.
  13. [2016-03-30 00:10:08] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): mwa mwa mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  14. [2016-03-30 00:10:12] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): so
  15. [2016-03-30 00:10:17] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): we're gonna do a versus TEW
  16. [2016-03-30 00:10:23] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): me and Platinum so far
  17. [2016-03-30 00:10:29] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): anyone else want in?
  18. [2016-03-30 00:10:37] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): January 2015 mod
  19. [2016-03-30 00:10:44] The999jbc (140352337100275712): I'll foit
  20. [2016-03-30 00:10:49] Nicholas98 (143579984143843328): a versus tew?
  21. [2016-03-30 00:10:51] Nicholas98 (143579984143843328): what does that mean
  22. [2016-03-30 00:10:52] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): versus TEW?
  23. [2016-03-30 00:10:53] Thuglas (153991735653957632): Mail me a laptop and I'd be down
  24. [2016-03-30 00:10:55] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): ^^^^
  25. [2016-03-30 00:11:05] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): Like a 4p TEW?
  26. [2016-03-30 00:11:06] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): you don't need one Thuglas
  27. [2016-03-30 00:11:08] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): yeah
  28. [2016-03-30 00:11:10] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): Oh
  29. [2016-03-30 00:11:10] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): 4P TEW
  30. [2016-03-30 00:11:10] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): ok
  31. [2016-03-30 00:11:14] Nicholas98 (143579984143843328): i cant
  32. [2016-03-30 00:11:16] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): but we have different companies
  33. [2016-03-30 00:11:19] Nicholas98 (143579984143843328): sounds pretty cool though
  34. [2016-03-30 00:11:22] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): I'm the only one that needs it
  35. [2016-03-30 00:11:28] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): *needs TEW*
  36. [2016-03-30 00:11:28] Thuglas (153991735653957632): I call XPW
  37. [2016-03-30 00:11:37] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): well
  38. [2016-03-30 00:11:45] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): first off, it's 2015
  39. [2016-03-30 00:11:57] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): 2nd of all, we're starting with backyard promotions
  40. [2016-03-30 00:12:03] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): just so we all start on even footing
  41. [2016-03-30 00:13:40] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): Uh, any leftover spots?
  42. [2016-03-30 00:13:55] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): me, Platinum, and Thuglas
  43. [2016-03-30 00:13:58] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): one more spot
  44. [2016-03-30 00:14:00] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): you want in?
  45. [2016-03-30 00:14:05] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): Sure.
  46. [2016-03-30 00:14:31] Thuglas (153991735653957632): Well, as previously mentioned, I have a macbook and don't have a copy of TEW. Am I still participating?
  47. [2016-03-30 00:14:43] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): yes
  48. [2016-03-30 00:14:53] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): I am the only one needing to own TEW for this
  49. [2016-03-30 00:14:58] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): wait, fuck
  50. [2016-03-30 00:14:59] The999jbc (140352337100275712): leedles is doing everything
  51. [2016-03-30 00:15:02] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): yeah
  52. [2016-03-30 00:15:03] The999jbc (140352337100275712): you just tell him things
  53. [2016-03-30 00:15:08] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): exactly
  54. [2016-03-30 00:15:37] Thuglas (153991735653957632): My first main event: Turkey necks on a pole match
  55. [2016-03-30 00:16:27] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): sadly not a matchtype in TEW
  56. [2016-03-30 00:16:40] Thuglas (153991735653957632): I quit
  57. [2016-03-30 00:17:50] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): oh, ok
  58. [2016-03-30 00:17:56] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): 999, you want to take his spot?
  59. [2016-03-30 00:18:20] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): nvm
  60. [2016-03-30 00:18:34] The999jbc (140352337100275712): ?
  61. [2016-03-30 00:18:42] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): thought he legit quit
  62. [2016-03-30 00:18:49] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): then he showed up in the chatroom I made
  63. [2016-03-30 00:18:58] The999jbc (140352337100275712): ah
  64. [2016-03-30 00:26:54] Thuglas (153991735653957632): It was a swerve
  65. [2016-03-30 01:12:55] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): I have TEW 2013 once again, muahahahaha
  66. [2016-03-30 01:13:04] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): No more killing Dixie Carter, though
  67. [2016-03-30 01:17:19] Drago (139839203885318144): Dammit
  68. [2016-03-30 01:17:23] Drago (139839203885318144): Why not?
  69. [2016-03-30 01:19:01] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): I just don't feel like wasting my time with a peasant like her
  70. [2016-03-30 05:46:03] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): REMINDER BEFORE I GO TO BED
  71. [2016-03-30 05:46:49] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): *pyroMercenary Books RAW & SmackDown!* tomorrow starting at 1PM Mountain Time!
  72. [2016-03-30 05:47:07] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Be there for Lightweight King of the Ring goodness!
  73. [2016-03-30 13:57:08] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): Lightweight KOTR? Sounds awesome!
  74. [2016-03-30 15:02:18] Drago (139839203885318144): Welp
  75. [2016-03-30 15:02:27] Drago (139839203885318144): I've bought CZW in EWR
  76. [2016-03-30 15:02:50] OPJAKE (Retro) (150754296533745664): nice
  77. [2016-03-30 15:03:33] Drago (139839203885318144): First off, fuck Necro Butcher
  78. [2016-03-30 15:18:18] Drago (139839203885318144): Also, in WCW news
  79. [2016-03-30 15:18:29] Drago (139839203885318144): TNT may not renew Nitro
  80. [2016-03-30 15:18:54] Drago (139839203885318144): We are looking into other options once our contract is up
  81. [2016-03-30 15:28:49] Drago (139839203885318144): TNT is not willing to bump Nitro back to Prime Time
  82. [2016-03-30 15:29:45] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Welp
  83. [2016-03-30 15:29:51] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): WCW is gon' die
  84. [2016-03-30 15:30:12] Drago (139839203885318144): Not really, Thunder and Sat. Night do really well
  85. [2016-03-30 15:30:46] Drago (139839203885318144): Just against RAW, Nitro is fucked
  86. [2016-03-30 15:30:46] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Oh
  87. [2016-03-30 15:30:53] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Also wtf is your profile pic
  88. [2016-03-30 15:31:19] Drago (139839203885318144): A really close up shot of Death The Kid from Soul Eater
  89. [2016-03-30 15:31:33] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Oh
  90. [2016-03-30 15:32:00] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Better push Lenny Lane
  91. [2016-03-30 15:32:06] Drago (139839203885318144): Autobooking Saturday Night
  92. [2016-03-30 15:32:08] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): First step: hire Lenny Lane
  93. [2016-03-30 15:32:17] Drago (139839203885318144): Cause it helps with Public Image
  94. [2016-03-30 15:32:46] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Why was Orlando Jordan and Lenny Lane not an nL Tag Team?!
  95. [2016-03-30 15:33:00] Drago (139839203885318144): They were never in a game together
  96. [2016-03-30 15:33:22] Drago (139839203885318144): I forgot we had John Cena
  97. [2016-03-30 15:33:41] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): They could've made Orlando Jordan in WCW/NWO revenge
  98. [2016-03-30 15:33:57] Danta (150887155579879425): Well weren't they wrestling in the same time as one of EWR streams
  99. [2016-03-30 15:34:28] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): I think they were possible signees for TNA 2013(?)
  100. [2016-03-30 15:34:30] Drago (139839203885318144): Saturday Night got a 5.42
  101. [2016-03-30 15:34:59] Drago (139839203885318144): Thanks to our new partners UPN
  102. [2016-03-30 15:35:12] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Gonna move to MyNetwork9?
  103. [2016-03-30 15:35:33] Drago (139839203885318144): I don't think that was around in 2001
  104. [2016-03-30 15:35:44] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): EVENTUALLY
  105. [2016-03-30 15:35:49] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Is the correct answer
  106. [2016-03-30 15:35:58] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Only then can you book a pirate
  107. [2016-03-30 15:36:03] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Or a terrorist
  108. [2016-03-30 15:36:08] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Or, even worse
  109. [2016-03-30 15:36:13] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): A pirate terrorist
  110. [2016-03-30 15:36:28] Drago (139839203885318144): How about this
  111. [2016-03-30 15:36:34] Drago (139839203885318144): WCW Nitro on Disney
  112. [2016-03-30 15:36:46] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): YES
  113. [2016-03-30 15:36:53] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Wait
  114. [2016-03-30 15:37:00] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): WCW NITRO ON NICKELODEON
  115. [2016-03-30 15:37:05] Drago (139839203885318144): ^^
  116. [2016-03-30 15:37:13] Drago (139839203885318144): Slime Pit match
  117. [2016-03-30 15:37:24] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): YES
  118. [2016-03-30 15:37:30] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Also
  119. [2016-03-30 15:37:34] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Sign Rene Dupree
  120. [2016-03-30 15:37:42] Plat (155853247288967168): Don't sign Dupree.
  121. [2016-03-30 15:37:47] Drago (139839203885318144): Fuck Renee Dupree
  122. [2016-03-30 15:37:50] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Plat fuck off
  123. [2016-03-30 15:37:50] Plat (155853247288967168): YEAH
  124. [2016-03-30 15:37:56] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Fine
  125. [2016-03-30 15:37:58] Drago (139839203885318144): We need Rob Conway
  126. [2016-03-30 15:38:02] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Sign Rob Conway
  127. [2016-03-30 15:38:06] Plat (155853247288967168): No you don't.
  128. [2016-03-30 15:38:06] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): YES
  129. [2016-03-30 15:38:10] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): ROB CONWAY
  130. [2016-03-30 15:38:15] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): WCW NEEDS HIM
  131. [2016-03-30 15:38:18] Plat (155853247288967168): You need The Damaja.
  132. [2016-03-30 15:38:21] Drago (139839203885318144): Lunch time
  133. [2016-03-30 15:38:24] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): HE CAN LEAD THE NEW BLOOD RISING
  134. [2016-03-30 15:38:28] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): FUCK YOU PLATINUM
  135. [2016-03-30 15:38:33] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): LEAVE GM MODE OUT OF THIS
  136. [2016-03-30 15:38:50] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Sign Doug Basham and rename him to Doug Dupree
  137. [2016-03-30 15:39:45] Plat (155853247288967168): I JUST CAME HERE BECAUSE I SAW YOU MAKING ANOTHER MISTAKE
  138. [2016-03-30 15:39:50] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): PLAT AIN'T GOT NO CUTS
  139. [2016-03-30 15:39:55] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): PLAT AIN'T GOT NO CUTS
  140. [2016-03-30 15:40:18] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): PLATDOWN HAS LESS REAL FANS THAN WRESTLING SOCIETY X
  141. [2016-03-30 15:40:52] Plat (155853247288967168): THAT MIGHT BE TRUE.
  142. [2016-03-30 15:41:17] Plat (155853247288967168): PlatDown! 2K6 is about the same quality as WSX.
  143. [2016-03-30 15:41:22] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): I'M AHEAD BY OVER 1,000,000 FANS YOU IDIOT! I AM GONNA BE GM OF THE YEAR
  144. [2016-03-30 15:41:55] Plat (155853247288967168): That would probably be for the best.
  145. [2016-03-30 15:42:32] Plat (155853247288967168): I hate PlatDown! 2006.
  146. [2016-03-30 15:46:05] Drago (139839203885318144): Nitro is like the ECW of the three shows RN
  147. [2016-03-30 15:46:49] Plat (155853247288967168): As long as Thunder is doing good.
  148. [2016-03-30 15:47:37] Drago (139839203885318144): Thunder and Sat. Night are doing phenomenal
  149. [2016-03-30 15:48:03] Plat (155853247288967168): That's good, they're good shows.
  150. [2016-03-30 15:48:29] Drago (139839203885318144): Nitro is a scrub
  151. [2016-03-30 15:49:12] Plat (155853247288967168): Thunder should be your flagshiip show.
  152. [2016-03-30 15:49:52] Drago (139839203885318144): It's Thunder vs Sat. Night featuring Nitro
  153. [2016-03-30 15:50:01] Drago (139839203885318144): Just like the SVR games
  154. [2016-03-30 15:51:32] Plat (155853247288967168): Yes.
  155. [2016-03-30 15:53:47] Drago (139839203885318144): Can't wait to see the draft that I'm doing after Halloween Havoc
  156. [2016-03-30 15:54:02] Drago (139839203885318144): Or whatever our next PPV is
  157. [2016-03-30 15:54:07] Drago (139839203885318144): I forgot
  158. [2016-03-30 15:58:56] Drago (139839203885318144): But I'm doing one after the PPV though
  159. [2016-03-30 16:06:19] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Alrighty boyz
  160. [2016-03-30 16:06:31] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): The time is currently 10:00 AM my time.
  161. [2016-03-30 16:06:58] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I'm going to watch YouTubes, get food, maybe an episode of *Daredevil* Season 2.
  162. [2016-03-30 16:07:03] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): And then at 1:00
  163. [2016-03-30 16:07:08] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): It's time for RAW!
  164. [2016-03-30 16:14:30] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Oh
  165. [2016-03-30 16:14:37] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): I won't even be here for it
  166. [2016-03-30 16:14:38] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): Fuck
  167. [2016-03-30 16:23:50] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Sorry Leedles
  168. [2016-03-30 16:23:54] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): No Lightweights for you
  169. [2016-03-30 18:02:29] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): **1 HOUR TO RAW**
  170. [2016-03-30 18:39:51] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): **20 MINUTES TO RAW**
  171. [2016-03-30 18:40:01] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I'm going to pop out and get me some food.
  172. [2016-03-30 18:54:18] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Alright I'm back
  173. [2016-03-30 18:54:21] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): **5 MINUTES**
  174. [2016-03-30 18:56:42] Mr AA (139888215225139200): BTW have you announced some of the participants beforehand or is everything a surprise?
  175. [2016-03-30 18:57:05] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): The participants were announced a couple days ago.
  176. [2016-03-30 18:57:37] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): The first round match-ups were randoed. Six on RAW and SmackDown! respectively, for a total of 12 matches.
  177. [2016-03-30 18:58:06] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Winners of the First Round matches will face each other in Round 2 on the next RAW, while the losers face each other on SmackDown!
  178. [2016-03-30 18:59:10] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Are you doing like a thing where the losers fight for the number 2 seed in the final?
  179. [2016-03-30 18:59:33] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Round 2 Losers are eliminated from the competition.
  180. [2016-03-30 18:59:43] Mr AA (139888215225139200): oh ok so what I meant
  181. [2016-03-30 18:59:49] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Winners are put into a new pool and re-randoed for the Quarter-Finals.
  182. [2016-03-30 19:00:00] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Interesting
  183. [2016-03-30 19:00:20] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Semi-Finals and the Triple Threat Final will be held at King of the Ring.
  184. [2016-03-30 19:00:39] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Oh triple threat
  185. [2016-03-30 19:00:43] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): The RAW First Round match-ups are:
  186. Tyler Breeze vs Manny Andrade
  187. Xavier Woods vs Tyson Kidd
  188. Austin Aries vs Diego
  189. Joey Mercury vs Bo Dallas
  190. Sin Cara vs Shannon Moore
  191. The Miz vs Zach Gowen
  192. [2016-03-30 19:00:52] Mr AA (139888215225139200): so like the two finalists and the remaining first round loser?
  193. [2016-03-30 19:01:06] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): 3 Finalists
  194. [2016-03-30 19:01:24] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I ended up with 24 eligible Lightweights
  195. [2016-03-30 19:01:58] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Which ended up leading to my smallest number being 3 because maths
  196. [2016-03-30 19:02:10] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Anyway
  197. [2016-03-30 19:02:15] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): **IT IS TIME**
  198. [2016-03-30 19:02:21] Mr AA (139888215225139200): WOO
  199. [2016-03-30 19:02:25] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Who do I have here for RAW?
  200. [2016-03-30 19:02:37] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Besides AA
  201. [2016-03-30 19:02:42] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): ... Anybody?
  202. [2016-03-30 19:02:46] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): ):
  203. [2016-03-30 19:02:50] Mr AA (139888215225139200): I killed them all
  204. [2016-03-30 19:02:54] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Fine
  205. [2016-03-30 19:02:56] Mr AA (139888215225139200): You only entertain me
  206. [2016-03-30 19:02:59] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): AA gets all the Lightweight goodness
  207. [2016-03-30 19:03:07] Mr AA (139888215225139200): but only for fifteen
  208. [2016-03-30 19:03:20] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): *WELCOME EVERYBODY TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW!*
  209. [2016-03-30 19:04:01] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): We begin with Triple H backstage. He holds up the Lightweight Championship to the camera, and announces that the Lightweight King of the Ring Tournament has begun! Overall Rating: 88%
  210. [2016-03-30 19:04:35] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): And now for the first match - Tyler Breeze vs NXT call-up Manny Andrade!
  211. [2016-03-30 19:05:33] Mr AA (139888215225139200): AWW SHIIIIT
  212. [2016-03-30 19:05:54] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Breeze and Andrade go back-and-forth for a bit, but in the end Breeze is able to hit the Beauty Shot for the victory! Breeze, rather than attack his opponent, celebrates. 2 3/4 Stars
  213. Crowd Reaction: 55%
  214. Match Quality: 77%
  215. Overall Rating: 66%
  216. [2016-03-30 19:06:04] Plat (155853247288967168): La Sombra!
  217. [2016-03-30 19:07:32] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Next up is a potentially interesting bout, as the leader of The New Day takes on the Anti-Authority Tyson Kidd!
  218. [2016-03-30 19:07:54] Plat (155853247288967168): Ooo.
  219. [2016-03-30 19:08:02] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Crowd is stupid
  220. [2016-03-30 19:09:28] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Kidd opens up the offense but it isn't long before Woods employs that Hip Hop Kido and start swinging the momentum his way. Both sides seem to be at a stalemate until Woods catches Kidd with the Diamond Dust for the pinfall! Woods celebrates his victory post-match. 3 Stars
  221. Crowd Reaction: 64%
  222. Match Quality: 84%
  223. Overall Rating: 74%
  224. [2016-03-30 19:09:59] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Aww kidd 😦
  225. [2016-03-30 19:10:20] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): As a breather we see WWF Television Champion Shinsuke Nakamura warming up backstage. Overall Rating: 80%
  226. [2016-03-30 19:10:33] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Oooo
  227. [2016-03-30 19:11:21] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Now on to our third match - NXT call-up A-Double Austin Aries vs Diego of Los Matadores!
  228. [2016-03-30 19:11:51] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Jacob Cass!
  229. [2016-03-30 19:12:14] Mr AA (139888215225139200): sorry dude gtg now
  230. [2016-03-30 19:12:19] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Good luck on your show
  231. [2016-03-30 19:12:20] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Okay
  232. [2016-03-30 19:12:35] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I'll just keep on going and if nobody is talking I'll just not do SmackDown!
  233. [2016-03-30 19:12:44] Plat (155853247288967168): I'm still here.
  234. [2016-03-30 19:14:40] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Immediate back-and-forth between the two right from the start, neither side wishing to give the other any advantage, until Diego catching Aries with a back suplex followed by a hurricanrana! Diego gets the momentum, but misses a legdrop and gives AA an opportunity to rally, eventually getting Diego with the Brainbuster for the win! 2 1/2 Stars
  235. Crowd Reaction: 56%
  236. Match Quality: 75%
  237. Overall Rating: 65%
  238. [2016-03-30 19:15:03] Plat (155853247288967168): Let's go Virgo!
  239. [2016-03-30 19:16:04] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Now to the fourth match - Joey Mercury of The Authority vs Bo Dallas of The Social Outcasts!
  240. [2016-03-30 19:18:06] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Mercury puts on some astounding offense for a guy like him, constantly beating back every attempt by Bo to get the advantage. Eventually, after a drawn-out battle Mercury catches Bo with a Double Underhook DDT for the victory! 1 1/2 Stars, Bo Dallas is losing overness from a weak gimmick... Somehow.
  241. Crowd Reaction: 52%
  242. Match Quality: 61%
  243. Overall Rating: 56%
  244. [2016-03-30 19:19:53] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): We got to commercial, and when we return a black stretch limo is arriving, and out from it steps the debuting *Shannon Moore*, who begins making his way straight to the ring! Shannon Moore gained overness for the segment. Overall Rating: 62%
  245. [2016-03-30 19:20:25] Plat (155853247288967168): Over? That's something Shannon Moore will never be.
  246. [2016-03-30 19:20:38] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Match #5 - Shannon Moore vs Sin Cara!
  247. [2016-03-30 19:22:33] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Sin Cara has speed and agility on his side, and uses it to his advantage by flying around the ring, hitting the rusty Moore from every angle. Moore, to his credit, is able to power out of several near-falls and get in some decent offense, but in the end Sin Cara plants him down and hits the Falling Star for the win. 2 3/4 Stars
  248. Crowd Reaction: 51%
  249. Match Quality: 79%
  250. Overall Rating: 65%
  251. [2016-03-30 19:22:56] Boopy (139869159940030474): I might attempt to stay here for a while
  252. [2016-03-30 19:23:32] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Our final Lightweights match of the night - Hollywood Star Mike "The Miz" Mizanin vs Peg Leg Pirate Zach Gowen!
  253. [2016-03-30 19:23:56] Plat (155853247288967168): Let's go Gowen!
  254. [2016-03-30 19:24:00] Boopy (139869159940030474): Any chance of a catch up on everything @pyro [Mercenary]
  255. [2016-03-30 19:24:10] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): After this @Boy That's A Shark
  256. [2016-03-30 19:24:53] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Which sees Miz brutally beat down Gowen, not giving the other guy even a chance to fight back. He seems to take joy in prolonging it, but finally puts Gowen down with the Skull Crushing Finale. 2 Stars
  257. Crowd Reaction: 60%
  258. Match Quality: 63%
  259. Overall Rating: 61%
  260. [2016-03-30 19:25:25] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Now, to recap our First Round Qualifiers:
  261. [2016-03-30 19:26:29] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Tyler Breeze def. Manny Andrade
  262. Xavier Woods def. Tyson Kidd
  263. Austin Aries def. Diego
  264. Joey Mercury def. Bo Dallas
  265. Sin Cara def. Shannon Moore
  266. The Miz def. Zach Gowen
  267. [2016-03-30 19:27:09] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Breeze, Woods, Aries, Mercury, Sin Cara, and Miz will face the winners of the SmackDown! Round 1 Qualifiers next RAW in Round 2 of the qualifiers.
  268. [2016-03-30 19:27:36] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Andrade, Kidd, Diego, Dallas, Moore, and Gowen will face the losers of the SmackDown! Round 1 Qualifiers on the next SmackDown!.
  269. [2016-03-30 19:28:23] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): @Boy That's A Shark Is that sufficient, or do you need more information?
  270. [2016-03-30 19:29:04] Boopy (139869159940030474): Yeah that's OK what era are u booking
  271. [2016-03-30 19:29:09] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Modern WWE
  272. [2016-03-30 19:29:16] Boopy (139869159940030474): Brand split ?
  273. [2016-03-30 19:29:23] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Not yet. Might do one down the line.
  274. [2016-03-30 19:29:30] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Ooh! Hullo!
  275. [2016-03-30 19:29:32] Boopy (139869159940030474): Aha OK
  276. [2016-03-30 19:29:40] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Hello CoolGuy
  277. [2016-03-30 19:29:46] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): You just missed the RAW Round 1 matches
  278. [2016-03-30 19:30:09] Boopy (139869159940030474): @pyro [Mercenary] u still on 3 hours ?
  279. [2016-03-30 19:30:09] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Now, moving on...
  280. [2016-03-30 19:30:16] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I'm in EWR
  281. [2016-03-30 19:30:27] Boopy (139869159940030474): Oh ok
  282. [2016-03-30 19:30:39] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Oh!
  283. [2016-03-30 19:30:44] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Now
  284. [2016-03-30 19:30:55] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): For our Television Championship Open Challenge!
  285. [2016-03-30 19:31:01] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Shit! La Sombra lost!
  286. [2016-03-30 19:31:21] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): World Wrestling **Federation** Television Champion Shinsuke Nakamura issues the challenge, which is answered by...
  287. [2016-03-30 19:31:33] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): *BIG E LANGSTON!*
  288. [2016-03-30 19:33:28] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): 3 AIN'T ENOUGH MAN I NEED 5!
  289. [2016-03-30 19:33:36] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Oh, now you WWF?
  290. [2016-03-30 19:36:02] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Nakamura wastes no time in opening up the offense, going after the Big Enforcer, without restraint. Big E tries his damndest to fight back but Strong Style is alien to Big E and so Nakamura is constantly getting around him and eventually nails the Boma Ye for the 3! Mark Henry, the former TV Champion who lost it to Nakamura on Nakamura's first day in the WWE and stable-mate of Big E, comes charging down to the ring. Nakamura however is waiting, and knocks out Henry with the Boma Ye as well! 3 Stars
  291. Crowd Reaction: 75%
  292. Match Quality: 76%
  293. Overall Rating: 75%
  294. [2016-03-30 19:38:26] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): And now a WWF Network Exclusive - Ryback is in the ring when he is attacked by Braun Strowman, and gets saved by a Face-turning Heath Slater. Ryback lost overness, Heath gained overness. Overall Rating: 62%
  295. [2016-03-30 19:39:00] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Show Rating for Monday Night RAW! of 02/05/2016 - **68%**
  296. [2016-03-30 19:39:14] Reiki (103952422858141696): Heath Slater saving Ryback from Braun Strowman. Wow.
  297. [2016-03-30 19:39:30] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I needed to turn The Social Outcasts Face
  298. [2016-03-30 19:40:30] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Return for Thursday SmackDown! in 20 minutes!
  299. [2016-03-30 19:40:36] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Damn, 68%.
  300. [2016-03-30 19:40:45] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Pyro, I know you can do better!
  301. [2016-03-30 19:41:03] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Great main event tho.
  302. [2016-03-30 19:41:05] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): But first
  303. [2016-03-30 19:41:11] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): **16 mothershitting emails**
  304. [2016-03-30 19:41:19] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): **OH SNAP!**
  305. [2016-03-30 19:41:27] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 1 of 16 - Road Agent: "Tyler Breeze and Manny Andrade didn't 'click' in their match, maybe due to their mismatched skills causing their styles not to gel?"
  306. [2016-03-30 19:41:48] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 2 of 16 - Tyler Breeze: "Manny Andrade and me don't really click. How about booking me against someone like Shane Helms? I think our styles would really work well together."
  307. [2016-03-30 19:42:04] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 3 of 16 - Road Agent: "Shinsuke Nakamura and Big E Langston didn't 'click' in their match, maybe due to their mismatched skills causing their styles not to gel?"
  308. [2016-03-30 19:42:47] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 4 of 16 - Brock Lesnar: "How about booking me against Bray Wyatt? I'm sure we could do some pretty entertaining stuff that the fans would like."
  309. [2016-03-30 19:42:47] Mr AA (139888215225139200): click clickity click
  310. [2016-03-30 19:42:53] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Damn, Nakamura vs Big E was bad?
  311. [2016-03-30 19:43:01] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Brock vs Bray = $$$
  312. [2016-03-30 19:43:04] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 5 of 16 - Seth Rollins: "I'd like to work with AJ Styles if possible."
  313. [2016-03-30 19:43:08] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Wait your turn Seth.
  314. [2016-03-30 19:43:08] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Just like rl
  315. [2016-03-30 19:43:29] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 6 of 16 - Television Report: "We got a 6.51 rating for 'Raw'! The attendance level was 9048 people. We made $361920 from ticket sales."
  316. [2016-03-30 19:43:31] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Seth Rollins should work with a real star................named Air Paris.
  317. [2016-03-30 19:43:52] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 7 of 16 - Lance Storm: "I'm not happy in this promotion, so i am leaving to work elsewhere."
  318. [2016-03-30 19:43:54] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Lance pls
  319. [2016-03-30 19:44:01] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Ehh ditch him
  320. [2016-03-30 19:44:14] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 8 of 16 - Television Report: "AAA got a 1.37 television rating for 'AAA Wednesday'! The event was attended by 506 people. They made $10120 from ticket sales."
  321. [2016-03-30 19:44:32] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 9 of 16 - Television Report: "ROH got a 2.26 television rating for 'ROH Wrestling'! The event was attended by 441 people. They made $8820 from ticket sales."
  322. [2016-03-30 19:44:52] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 10 of 16 - Television Report: "TNA got a 1.92 television rating for 'Impact Wrestling'! The event was attended by 1751 people. They made $52530 from ticket sales."
  323. [2016-03-30 19:45:27] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): AAA! AAA!
  324. [2016-03-30 19:45:31] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 11 of 16 - Television Report: "MCW got a 0.74 television rating for 'MCW Rage TV'! The event was attended by 163 people. They made $2445 from ticket sales."
  325. [2016-03-30 19:45:34] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): ROH! ROH!
  326. [2016-03-30 19:45:35] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): TNA! TNA!
  327. [2016-03-30 19:45:45] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): MCW! MCW!
  328. [2016-03-30 19:45:47] Mr AA (139888215225139200): MC DUB MC DUB
  329. [2016-03-30 19:45:55] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 12 of 16 - Television Report: "LUCHA got a 0.93 television rating for 'Lucha Underground'! The event was attended by 426 people. They made $8520 from ticket sales."
  330. [2016-03-30 19:46:02] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): LUCHA! LUCHA!
  331. [2016-03-30 19:46:36] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 13 of 16 - ROH News: "Ricochet has decided to work for ROH rather than EVOLVE!"
  332. [2016-03-30 19:46:41] Mr AA (139888215225139200): LACHU LACHU
  333. [2016-03-30 19:46:44] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): NOOOOOOOOOO!
  334. [2016-03-30 19:46:51] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 14 of 16 - ROH News: "Bobby Roode has agreed to an open contract with ROH!"
  335. [2016-03-30 19:46:57] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): I liked Ricochet in EVOLVE. 😢
  336. [2016-03-30 19:47:03] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Bobby ROOOOO
  337. [2016-03-30 19:47:07] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 15 of 16 - ROH News: "Hiroshi Tanahashi has agreed to an open contract with ROH!"
  338. [2016-03-30 19:47:07] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): BOBBY ROOOOOOOOOO IN ROH!
  339. [2016-03-30 19:47:22] Mr AA (139888215225139200): TANAHASHI!
  340. [2016-03-30 19:47:23] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 16 of 16 - EVOLVE News: "Sugi San has agreed to an open contract with EVOLVE!"
  341. [2016-03-30 19:47:29] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): SUGI SAN!
  342. [2016-03-30 19:47:37] Mr AA (139888215225139200): YEAH SUGI SAN
  343. [2016-03-30 19:47:39] Mr AA (139888215225139200): WHO??
  344. [2016-03-30 19:48:09] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Just a Japanese wrestler.
  345. [2016-03-30 19:50:10] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): @pyro [Mercenary]?
  346. [2016-03-30 19:50:17] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Yes?
  347. [2016-03-30 19:50:37] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Currently getting the SD! matches booked up and everything.
  348. [2016-03-30 19:50:44] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): I thought you were gone.
  349. [2016-03-30 19:50:49] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I should be ready in 10 to start SD!
  350. [2016-03-30 19:50:58] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): TEN!
  351. [2016-03-30 19:51:00] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): TEN!
  352. [2016-03-30 19:51:02] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): TEN!
  353. [2016-03-30 19:51:03] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): TEN!
  354. [2016-03-30 19:53:01] Plat (155853247288967168): TYE!
  355. [2016-03-30 19:54:10] Mr AA (139888215225139200): TEN!
  356. [2016-03-30 19:56:17] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Alright
  357. [2016-03-30 19:56:24] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Your SmackDown! Round 1 Matches are...
  358. [2016-03-30 19:56:34] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Fernando vs Kofi Kingston!
  359. [2016-03-30 19:56:41] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Heath Slater vs Jamie Noble!
  360. [2016-03-30 19:56:50] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): AJ Styles vs R-Truth!
  361. [2016-03-30 19:56:58] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Ooooooo
  362. [2016-03-30 19:56:59] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Adam Rose vs Shane Helms!
  363. [2016-03-30 19:57:04] Plat (155853247288967168): It's time!
  364. [2016-03-30 19:57:05] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Stardust vs Adrian Neville!
  365. [2016-03-30 19:57:12] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Dolph Ziggler vs Lita!
  366. [2016-03-30 19:57:14] Plat (155853247288967168): Shane Helms has to go all the way.
  367. [2016-03-30 19:57:48] Mr AA (139888215225139200): OMG
  368. [2016-03-30 19:57:59] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Also
  369. [2016-03-30 19:58:04] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Turns out Dolph is a sexist piece of shit
  370. [2016-03-30 19:58:19] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Fuck him
  371. [2016-03-30 20:00:29] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Alright
  372. [2016-03-30 20:00:31] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): And here...
  373. [2016-03-30 20:00:33] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): We...
  374. [2016-03-30 20:00:41] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): ***GO!***
  375. [2016-03-30 20:01:24] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Ooh!
  376. [2016-03-30 20:01:53] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): SmackDown! starts off in high order with Fernando vs Kofi Kingston! Can Fernando pick up a victory for Los Matadores, or with Kofi Kingston join fellow New Day member Xavier Woods on next Monday's RAW!?
  377. [2016-03-30 20:02:32] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Los Matadores vs New Day!
  378. [2016-03-30 20:02:33] Mr AA (139888215225139200): LET'S GO KOFI
  379. [2016-03-30 20:03:17] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): I was gonna make a Van Dam joke about "high order", I can't think of one.
  380. [2016-03-30 20:04:58] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Fernando opens the offense but it doesn't take long for Kofi to fight back. The two get locked in a vicious back-and-forth that is only stopped when Kofi whips out the Trouble In Paradise from out of nowhere, kicking Fernando's mask off and getting the pin! 2 3/4 Stars
  381. Crowd Reaction: 63%
  382. Match Quality: 77%
  383. Overall Rating: 70%
  384. [2016-03-30 20:05:20] Plat (155853247288967168): Which one is Fernando? Primo, right?
  385. [2016-03-30 20:05:47] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Kicked Fernando's mask off
  386. [2016-03-30 20:06:11] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Yes
  387. [2016-03-30 20:06:43] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Match 2 now - Heath Slater of The Social Outcasts looks to get a win against Jamie Noble of The Authority!
  388. [2016-03-30 20:08:14] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): This is MOTY quality!
  389. [2016-03-30 20:08:21] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Slater vs Noble!
  390. [2016-03-30 20:10:24] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Slater gets surprised by the skill of Jamie Noble, having not expected that a semi-retired goon would be so spry. This doesn't last though, as Slater had strategized with Bo following Bo's loss to Noble's teammate Joey Mercury, and so is able to reverse the momentum on Noble and eventually catch him with the Smash Hit for the win! 2 3/4 Stars
  391. Crowd Reaction: 56%
  392. Match Quality: 80%
  393. Overall Rating: 68%
  394. [2016-03-30 20:11:07] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Damn you, crowd!
  395. [2016-03-30 20:12:08] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Our cool-down segment sees Sasha Banks having an interview backstage where she tears into Becky Lynch and reaffirms her declaration that she *will* gain the WWF Women's World Title. Sasha Banks gained overness for the segment. Overall Rating: 77% @Senor AA
  396. [2016-03-30 20:13:02] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Hmm, nice.
  397. [2016-03-30 20:13:58] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): After that we have Triple H coming out to the ring to make some sort of announcement, only to be interrupted and beaten down by Roman Reigns. Triple H lost overness for the segment. Overall Rating: 80%
  398. [2016-03-30 20:14:24] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Hunter lost overness. 😦
  399. [2016-03-30 20:15:40] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Now on to Match 3 - AJ Styles vs R-Truth! Can Styles pick up a win for the Anti-Authority?
  400. [2016-03-30 20:18:18] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Yes.
  401. [2016-03-30 20:19:14] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): The pair engage in what can only be called a fight, one where two veterans of professional wrestling pull out every play in the book to try and one-up the other, and in the end it is R-Truth who will be moving on to RAW! 2 Stars. AJ Styles lost overness, while R-Truth gained.
  402. Crowd Reaction: 60%
  403. Match Quality: 67%
  404. Overall Rating: 63%
  405. [2016-03-30 20:19:28] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Damn. 😦
  406. [2016-03-30 20:20:07] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Match up 4, Adam Rose hopes to make it 3-for-3 for The Social Outcasts against Shane Helms!
  407. [2016-03-30 20:20:50] Plat (155853247288967168): Come on Helms!
  408. [2016-03-30 20:21:50] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Adam Rose gets the advantage early, but Shane Helms uses his veteran wiles and immunity to Adam Rose's antics to fight back. However, even with all of that, Helms can't seem to really get the upper hand.
  409. [2016-03-30 20:22:47] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Part-way through the referee is knocked out, and Adam Rose's old entourage of Rosebuds hit the ring! They along with Rose surround Helms, who looks to be in a mighty fine pickle, when the lights suddenly turn off!
  410. [2016-03-30 20:23:54] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Sasha won't dare try to take the title from Becky!
  411. [2016-03-30 20:24:04] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Adam Rose vs Shane Helms! Dream Match!
  412. [2016-03-30 20:24:08] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): *STAND BACK*
  413. [2016-03-30 20:24:15] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): *THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!*
  414. [2016-03-30 20:24:19] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): OH SHIT!
  415. [2016-03-30 20:24:28] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): **HOLY SHIT!!**
  416. [2016-03-30 20:24:30] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Suddenly Shane Helms has disappeared, and in his place stands The Hurricane! He isn't in this match!
  417. [2016-03-30 20:24:40] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): BEST SEGMENT EVER!
  418. [2016-03-30 20:24:42] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Oh no
  419. [2016-03-30 20:25:12] Mr AA (139888215225139200): THE HURRICANE HAS SWALLOWED UP SHANE HELMS
  420. [2016-03-30 20:25:58] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): The Rosebuds assault The Hurricane, but the superhero is able to fight them all off and knock out Adam Rose! Then the lights go out again, and when they come back on Shane Helms is unconscious on top of Adam Rose! The ref comes to and delivers the 3 count! Helms wins! 2 1/2 Stars. Adam Rose is losing overness from his Pimp gimmick, even though that's the gimmick he fucking *started with*.
  421. [2016-03-30 20:26:09] Plat (155853247288967168): OH MY GOD
  422. [2016-03-30 20:26:17] Plat (155853247288967168): YES! YES! YES! YES!
  423. [2016-03-30 20:26:20] Mr AA (139888215225139200): OMG
  424. [2016-03-30 20:26:23] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Crowd Reaction: 58%
  425. Match Quality: 74%
  426. Overall Rating: 66%
  427. [2016-03-30 20:26:30] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): ADAM ROSE IS A PIMP?!
  428. [2016-03-30 20:26:38] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Crowd reaction should be 101%
  429. [2016-03-30 20:26:49] Plat (155853247288967168): HURR-I-CANE!
  430. [2016-03-30 20:26:56] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Also I may have made up the entire thing involving the Rosebuds and The Hurricane
  431. [2016-03-30 20:26:58] Plat (155853247288967168): HURR-I-CANE!
  432. [2016-03-30 20:27:02] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Maybe
  433. [2016-03-30 20:27:04] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Possibly
  434. [2016-03-30 20:27:07] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): <<
  435. [2016-03-30 20:27:08] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): >>
  436. [2016-03-30 20:27:10] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Shh
  437. [2016-03-30 20:27:32] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): 3 COUNT vs SOCIAL OUTCASTS AT WRESTLEMANIA!
  438. [2016-03-30 20:27:46] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I WOULD IF EVAN KARAGIAS WAS IN THE FUCKING GAME
  439. [2016-03-30 20:27:55] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Anyway
  440. [2016-03-30 20:27:59] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Damn. 😦
  441. [2016-03-30 20:28:02] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Cooldown Segment time.
  442. [2016-03-30 20:28:03] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): 😢
  443. [2016-03-30 20:28:34] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Del Rio is giving an interview where he details the similarities between Chris Jericho and guano. Entirely in Spanish. Overall Rating: 81%
  444. [2016-03-30 20:29:22] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): (tbh if I could book that Adam Rose/Shane Helms match IRL I fucking would)
  445. [2016-03-30 20:29:29] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): *Mundo comes out from out of nowhere and throws Del Rio through a window*
  446. [2016-03-30 20:29:37] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Overall: 99%
  447. [2016-03-30 20:29:40] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): 😉
  448. [2016-03-30 20:29:47] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): MATCH #5!
  449. [2016-03-30 20:30:01] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): From one superhero to another, we have Stardust vs Adrian Neville!
  450. [2016-03-30 20:30:15] Plat (155853247288967168): Is Tank Abbott in the save? He was in 3 Count.
  451. [2016-03-30 20:30:24] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Don't know
  452. [2016-03-30 20:30:26] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I'll check
  453. [2016-03-30 20:30:30] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): But I also hate Tank Abbott
  454. [2016-03-30 20:31:01] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): YOU WOT M8?
  455. [2016-03-30 20:31:05] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Just kidding.
  456. [2016-03-30 20:31:45] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): This classic on-and-off rivalry lends itself to a high-intensity match, as the high-flying Adrian Neville attempts to outpace the more grounded Stardust.
  457. [2016-03-30 20:33:51] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): The match is intense from start to finish and ends when Stardust reverses the Red Arrow into the Queen's Crossbow, going from flat on his back to spinning himself and Neville around in about half a second. Adrian Neville lost overness, while Stardust gained. 3 1/2 Stars
  458. Crowd ReactionL 76%
  459. Match Quality: 89%
  460. Overall Rating: 82%
  461. [2016-03-30 20:34:07] Plat (155853247288967168): I need to see that in real life.
  462. [2016-03-30 20:34:25] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): It would be the sickest shit since the Shooting StaRKO
  463. [2016-03-30 20:35:03] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Aah! Awesome finish!
  464. [2016-03-30 20:35:17] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Now for the final Lightweights match of the evening.
  465. [2016-03-30 20:35:41] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Ooh! I Wonder who?
  466. [2016-03-30 20:36:01] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Can Dolph Ziggler score a win for the Anti-Authority? Or will the leader of The Social Outcasts Lita lead her boys to victory on RAW?
  467. [2016-03-30 20:36:36] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Lita > Zolph!
  468. [2016-03-30 20:36:48] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): If my road agents are any indication, *it'll be fucking neither*, as both are reported as being sluggish and not putting effort in.
  469. [2016-03-30 20:38:11] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): As such, despite the talent that *should* be going into this match Lita picks up the victory in a match rated *1 fucking Star*. She still gains overness, while Dolph loses.
  470. Crowd Reaction: 63%
  471. Match Quality: 48%
  472. Overall Rating: 58%
  473. [2016-03-30 20:38:48] Drago (139839203885318144): Damn you sexist Ziggler
  474. [2016-03-30 20:39:01] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I will continue on to the Television Championship Main Event after I punch a wall in frustration with EWR
  475. [2016-03-30 20:39:40] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Yes! I told you! Lita > Zolph
  476. [2016-03-30 20:39:51] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Zolph Dickler
  477. [2016-03-30 20:40:16] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): The worst part is
  478. [2016-03-30 20:40:25] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Assuming Lita continues to win
  479. [2016-03-30 20:40:30] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I'll keep having that
  480. [2016-03-30 20:40:40] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Because in EWR *all the guys are sexist douchefucks*
  481. [2016-03-30 20:40:55] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I could have Lita vs ***AJ FUCKING STYLES*** and it would *still* be the same.
  482. [2016-03-30 20:41:16] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): There is *nothing* in the EWR coding that takes into account personalities or anything else.
  483. [2016-03-30 20:42:17] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Alright
  484. [2016-03-30 20:42:22] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Now for something that should be *amazing*
  485. [2016-03-30 20:42:32] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Television Title Open Challenge!
  486. [2016-03-30 20:42:39] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Shinsuke Nakamura vs *Randy Orton*!
  487. [2016-03-30 20:42:54] Mr AA (139888215225139200): OH FUCK
  488. [2016-03-30 20:43:00] Mr AA (139888215225139200): This should be on ppv
  489. [2016-03-30 20:43:08] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): >TV Title
  490. [2016-03-30 20:43:11] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): >On PPV
  491. [2016-03-30 20:43:15] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Fuck it
  492. [2016-03-30 20:43:23] Mr AA (139888215225139200): Nakamura vs Orton is too big for TV
  493. [2016-03-30 20:43:23] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): *NOT UNTIL NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS*
  494. [2016-03-30 20:43:35] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Anyway
  495. [2016-03-30 20:43:45] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Nakamura begins as he always does. With Strong Style.
  496. [2016-03-30 20:43:50] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Ooh, Nakamura vs Orton!
  497. [2016-03-30 20:44:47] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): This gains him the early advantage, but The Viper is not one to roll over for just anybody! The wily veteran of the ring learns on the fly to adjust for Nakamura's fighting style, and begins to gain the advantage!
  498. [2016-03-30 20:46:23] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Suddenly, Randy Orton's leader in the League of Nations and fellow Authority muscle Sheamus appears with a chair to assist! Orton goes to whip Nakamura into the ropes, but Nakamura reverses and it's *Randy* who gets stunned on the chair, knocking Sheamus off the apron at the same time! Nakamura rolls up Orton to retain!
  499. [2016-03-30 20:46:44] Drago (139839203885318144): Ooooooo
  500. [2016-03-30 20:47:24] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): When Sheamus and Orton attempt a two-on-one Shinsuke stands his ground and fights them off! The King of Strong Style is certainly making an impact in WWE! 3 Stars, Nakamura gained overness and the image of the TV Title has increased!
  501. Crowd Reaction: 78%
  502. Match Quality: 75%
  503. Overall Rating: 77%
  504. [2016-03-30 20:47:52] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Show Rating for Thursday SmackDown! of 05/05/2016 - **70%**
  505. [2016-03-30 20:49:39] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Smackdown did better.
  506. [2016-03-30 20:49:51] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Yes it did
  507. [2016-03-30 20:49:53] Plat (155853247288967168): Of course it did.
  508. [2016-03-30 20:49:55] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Even with Dolph/Lita
  509. [2016-03-30 20:50:12] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Well
  510. [2016-03-30 20:50:17] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): On to **32 fucking emails**
  511. [2016-03-30 20:50:25] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Oh I cannot *wait* for the bitching!
  512. [2016-03-30 20:50:33] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 1 of 32 - AJ Styles: "R-Truth and me don't really click. How about booking me against someone like Seth Rollins? I think our styles would really work well together."
  513. [2016-03-30 20:50:43] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): *WOULD YOU FUCKING WAIT JESUS THE BOTH OF YOU*
  514. [2016-03-30 20:50:55] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 2 of 32 - Road Agent: "Adam Rose and Shane Helms work pretty well together due to their similar styles."
  515. [2016-03-30 20:51:17] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 3 of 32 - Road Agent: "Lita is losing heat because you are pushing her too much."
  516. [2016-03-30 20:51:28] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): She... *SHE'S THE ONE WHO WANTS THE PUSH FALJGLAGJKGNKAHGKJLA*
  517. [2016-03-30 20:51:42] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 4 of 32 - Bray Wyatt: "I would like to work with Roman Reigns at some stage, i think you'd be impressed with the results."
  518. [2016-03-30 20:52:06] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 5 of 32 - Television Report: "We got a 7.00 rating for 'SmackDown'! The attendance level was 10003 people. We made $400120 from ticket sales."
  519. [2016-03-30 20:52:22] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Smackdown got better ratings than Raw!
  520. [2016-03-30 20:52:26] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 7 of 32 - AAA News: "AAA have risen to National level."
  521. [2016-03-30 20:52:28] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): *OH SHIT*
  522. [2016-03-30 20:52:33] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Even with Zolph vs Lita 😆
  523. [2016-03-30 20:53:17] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 8 of 32 - Television Report: "AAA got a 2.61 television rating for 'AAA Sin Limite'! The event was attended by 807 people. They made $24210 from ticket sales."
  524. [2016-03-30 20:53:18] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Pentagon Jr.!
  525. [2016-03-30 20:53:32] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): FUCK ME
  526. [2016-03-30 20:53:41] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 9 of 32 - CMLL News: "CMLL have risen to National level."
  527. [2016-03-30 20:54:08] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 10 of 32 - Television Report: "CMLL got a 0.54 television rating for 'Guerreros del Ring'! The event was attended by 805 people. They made $24150 from ticket sales."
  528. [2016-03-30 20:54:24] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 11 of 32 - Show Report: "ECCW's 'ECCW Pro Wrestling' show was attended by 40 people! They made $240 from ticket sales."
  529. [2016-03-30 20:54:40] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): E C C DUB!
  530. [2016-03-30 20:55:02] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): The power went out 😓
  531. [2016-03-30 20:55:07] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 12 of 32 - Television Report: "OVW got a 0.98 television rating for 'OVW TV'! The event was attended by 184 people. They made $2760 from ticket sales."
  532. [2016-03-30 20:55:15] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): O V DUB!
  533. [2016-03-30 20:55:25] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Um
  534. [2016-03-30 20:55:26] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Hullo @Kolton45 man! How are you?
  535. [2016-03-30 20:55:30] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): So turns out I skipped 6
  536. [2016-03-30 20:55:34] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): My power went out
  537. [2016-03-30 20:55:41] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): ^^;
  538. [2016-03-30 20:55:53] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): I'm a cold man
  539. [2016-03-30 20:55:55] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 12 of 32 - Television Report: "CWFH got a 0.48 television rating for 'CWFH on KDOC'! The event was attended by 164 people. They made $2460 from ticket sales."
  540. [2016-03-30 20:55:59] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): It rained a lot on me
  541. [2016-03-30 20:56:09] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 13 of 32 - AAA News: "AAA have signed independent worker Carlito Colon to a written contract!"
  542. [2016-03-30 20:56:22] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Not Carlito perfum
  543. [2016-03-30 20:56:28] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 14 of 32 - AAA News: "Kazuchika Okada has agreed to an open contract with AAA!"
  544. [2016-03-30 20:56:41] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 15 of 32 - CMLL News: "Masato Yoshino has agreed to an open contract with CMLL!"
  545. [2016-03-30 20:56:55] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 16 of 32 - CMLL News: "Kota Ibushi has agreed to an open contract with CMLL!"
  546. [2016-03-30 20:57:06] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): All those Mexico tours
  547. [2016-03-30 20:57:32] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 17 of 32 - WWC News: "Masato Yoshino has agreed to an open contract with WWC!"
  548. [2016-03-30 20:57:45] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 18 of 32 - HOH News: "Danny Havoc has agreed to an open contract with HOH!"
  549. [2016-03-30 20:57:56] Plat (155853247288967168): How is CHW doing?
  550. [2016-03-30 20:58:17] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 19 of 32 - AAA News: "AAA have signed staff member Scott Hudson!"
  551. [2016-03-30 20:58:33] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 20 of 32 - AAA News: "AAA have signed staff member Hiroyuki Unno!"
  552. [2016-03-30 20:58:47] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 21 of 32 - AAA News: "AAA have signed staff member Mark Yeaton!"
  553. [2016-03-30 20:58:59] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 22 of 32 - AAA News: "AAA have signed staff member Hartzell Schaff!"
  554. [2016-03-30 20:59:12] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 23 of 32 - AAA News: "AAA have signed staff member Sheldon Goldberg!"
  555. [2016-03-30 20:59:28] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 24 of 32 - AAA News: "AAA have signed staff member Ron Harris!"
  556. [2016-03-30 20:59:34] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Can someone me book me for the first 5 to 7?
  557. [2016-03-30 20:59:48] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 25 of 32 - CMLL News: "CMLL have signed staff member Gary Michael Cappetta!"
  558. [2016-03-30 20:59:55] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Sure Kolton
  559. [2016-03-30 20:59:58] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): What time zone?
  560. [2016-03-30 21:00:10] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Actually 6 to 8
  561. [2016-03-30 21:00:17] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 26 of 32 - CMLL News: "CMLL have signed staff member CJ Sensation!"
  562. [2016-03-30 21:00:20] Drago (139839203885318144): Weirdy enough, CMLL is 2nd in my EWR save
  563. [2016-03-30 21:00:22] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Whatever one most people use
  564. [2016-03-30 21:00:32] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 27 of 32 - CMLL News: "CMLL have signed staff member John Filippelli!"
  565. [2016-03-30 21:00:44] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): For my it would be 5 to 7 but east coast I think would be 6 to 8
  566. [2016-03-30 21:01:18] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): You're in Kolton
  567. [2016-03-30 21:01:32] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 28 of 32 - CMLL News: "CMLL have signed staff member Takeshi Misawa!"
  568. [2016-03-30 21:01:39] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): *THEY. SIGNED. MISAWA.*
  569. [2016-03-30 21:01:51] Drago (139839203885318144): Wrong Misawa
  570. [2016-03-30 21:01:54] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 29 of 32 - CMLL News: "CMLL have signed staff member David Kreizman!"
  571. [2016-03-30 21:01:57] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): STILL A MISAWA
  572. [2016-03-30 21:02:02] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): *THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS*
  573. [2016-03-30 21:02:03] Kolton45 man (120351116759269376): Real quick to hype up tomorrow 6 to 8 eastern Kolton goes to Mexico
  574. [2016-03-30 21:02:08] Plat (155853247288967168): EL HIJO DEL MITSUHARU MISAWA
  575. [2016-03-30 21:02:09] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Oh
  576. [2016-03-30 21:02:10] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Oh lord
  577. [2016-03-30 21:02:13] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): *OH LORD*
  578. [2016-03-30 21:02:34] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 30 of 32 - CMLL News: "CMLL have signed staff member Kevin Sullivan!"
  579. [2016-03-30 21:02:49] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I'm just going to let that sink in
  580. [2016-03-30 21:03:42] Drago (139839203885318144): Uh oh
  581. [2016-03-30 21:04:17] Drago (139839203885318144): Devil worshipper, Benoit killer (conspiracy theory that actually makes a little sense)
  582. [2016-03-30 21:05:04] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Alright
  583. [2016-03-30 21:05:06] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Last two emails
  584. [2016-03-30 21:05:28] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 31 of 32 - Television News: "CMLL got a 2.67 television rating for 'Lucha Libre CMLL'! The event was attended by 809 people. They made $24270 from ticket sales."
  585. [2016-03-30 21:05:54] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Email 32 of 32 - Television Report: "WWC got a 0.92 television rating for 'Superestrellas'! The event was attended by 188 people. They made $2820 from ticket sales."
  586. [2016-03-30 21:06:42] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): WWC!
  587. [2016-03-30 21:07:49] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Alright
  588. [2016-03-30 21:08:05] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): I *could* continue on to RAW and the Round 2 Qualifiers
  589. [2016-03-30 21:08:17] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): But I'm getting burned out
  590. [2016-03-30 21:14:27] DaCoolGuy (151820422181027840): Continue.
  591. [2016-03-30 21:14:36] pyroMercenary (143890031373844480): Nah
  592. [2016-03-30 21:38:13] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): so
  593. [2016-03-30 21:38:19] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): I guess I could book?
  594. [2016-03-30 21:39:06] Drago (139839203885318144): Yes
  595. [2016-03-30 21:40:22] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): ok
  596. [2016-03-30 21:41:38] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): I'm gonna do a WWE January 2015 TEW game
  597. [2016-03-30 21:44:36] MrLeedles (139869540543627265): welp, NVM
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