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- ok so, i dreamt that i was guilty of financial crimes and had a sentence in the stocks, which my 2 irl friends supported me through. howeverrrrr, at the end, some creepy sadistic surgeon lady came up and told me that there's a second, surgical half of my punishment, where i will be put under and have some of my subcutaneous fat rearranged to make me gross and stinky. my friends looked so distressed at this while the surgeon lady seemed sadistically pleased. she was even like "if i were you i might end myself, but you can't since you're locked in the stocks ha ha." HOWEVER, i was clever, and from that comment i figured out that the surgeon lady is storing a cyanide capsule on her person that she would use if she was ever caught performing sadistic operations on stocks inmates. so i collaborated with my friends to expose her and also steal her cyanide capsule, making her face justice while i smugly sat there
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