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- Look at me, Nintendo Switch *
- Clunky and battery's shit
- Can’t use voice chat
- Till you get my phone app
- And now: Online not free!
- Watch it! My um, kickstand breaks
- I was not build up that well
- Had a painful launch
- Even grown men got stuck
- their straps the wrong way
- I can't charge (*Gasp*)… on tabletop (Oh!)
- Most of my games are ports (Ew!)
- I get scratched using my own dock (Oh that sucks!)
- Keep your filthy skins off my plastic cons
- Did you know I brick from 3rd party docks?
- As for you, my Nintendrone
- I know what you wanna know
- You’ve got your itch
- I'm delaying your shit
- You're just Nintendo's bitch
- Reggie, Reggie, let me be
- Keep HD graphics far from me.
- Buy more amiibos
- Pay for cardboard and glue
- Hey, Wahoo! I'm Nintendo Switch!
- …Are you making fun of me PS4?
- Handhelds are so touchy…~
- ***The "-I'm-" from the title is removed when singing so it can fit the syllables (Unless you can cram it in and sound good)
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