import random

ringtones = ["http://www.phonelosers.org/media/Rob_T_Firefly_-_Guilty_Deter.mp3", "http://www.phonelosers.org/media/whats_the_difference.mp3","http://www.phonelosers.org/media/RBCP_on_PLA_Radio_by_Trevelyn.mp3","http://www.phonelosers.org/media/linear.mp3","http://www.phonelosers.org/media/intro_cactus.mp3","http://www.phonelosers.org/media/Mildred_Monday.mp3","http://www.phonelosers.org/media/Blackhat_Life_by_Trevelyn.mp3","http://www.phonelosers.org/media/hope_intro.mp3","http://www.phonelosers.org/media/monday_by_gnnr.mp3","http://www.phonelosers.org/media/Redbox%20and%20the%20Chilipeppers%20-%20Play%20The%20Game.mp3","http://www.phonelosers.org/media/Trevelyn%20-%20Ode%20to%20PLA%20Forums.mp3","http://www.phonelosers.org/media/Rob%20T%20Firefly%20-%20Bell%20Odyssey.mp3","http://www.phonelosers.org/media/songs/tabachi%20-%20Grouchy%20Old%20Man.mp3"]

say("One moment while we prepare the luulz")
while True:
    transfer("tel:+15033279452",{"callerID":"19999999999","playvalue":random.choice(ringtones)})
    say("Those cocksuckers hung up on us. cactus")