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- [2016-09-24 11:30:09] <Wayoshi> PONY NOW
- [2016-09-24 11:30:10] <drunkill> just run the old owner out of town
- [2016-09-24 11:30:11] <Momo> PONYTIME
- [2016-09-24 11:30:32] <drunkill> spazz is still on credits 😦
- [2016-09-24 11:30:33] <Mir> Pony?
- [2016-09-24 11:30:37] <Void Chicken> PONY
- [2016-09-24 11:30:40] <Fizzbuzz> This show's target audience wouldn't get the historical reference for tearing down that statue.
- [2016-09-24 11:30:46] <SlateSlabrock> second episode in a row that opens on CASTLE
- [2016-09-24 11:30:48] <Fizzbuzz> And yeah, Spazz is just finishing the credits now.
- [2016-09-24 11:30:50] <Fizzbuzz> Here we go.
- [2016-09-24 11:31:09] <SlateSlabrock> shoo be doo
- [2016-09-24 11:31:31] <drunkill> but how does she know where to go?
- [2016-09-24 11:31:41] <fenster> magic trail
- [2016-09-24 11:31:56] <SlateSlabrock> *bursts into flames*
- [2016-09-24 11:32:07] <drunkill> spike, get in here
- [2016-09-24 11:32:08] <Niels Olof> OP AF
- [2016-09-24 11:32:18] <Aramek> *blows off horn*
- [2016-09-24 11:32:21] <Mir> clean this up.
- [2016-09-24 11:32:24] <Chronos30> pls nerf
- [2016-09-24 11:32:24] <Fizzbuzz> Jeez, you should've built a proper arena for that.
- [2016-09-24 11:32:35] <fenster> is this gonna be the ep where we learn why starlight is so OP
- [2016-09-24 11:32:37] <Mir> Twilight love reshelving books
- [2016-09-24 11:32:37] <drunkill> Agreed, not a safe testing area
- [2016-09-24 11:33:10] <Aramek> Starlight is OP because he has the will to rule.
- [2016-09-24 11:33:18] <SlateSlabrock> Parents: "Disney, you have betrayed us"
- [2016-09-24 11:33:20] <Aramek> No other pony has that conviction.
- [2016-09-24 11:33:33] <Momo> I should get that singing Elsa for my friends' kid.
- [2016-09-24 11:33:33] <fenster> wait this movie came out 2 years ago
- [2016-09-24 11:33:35] <Chronos30> Let it Go, Let it Go, that movie was years agooo
- [2016-09-24 11:33:37] <Momo> There's just one issue.
- [2016-09-24 11:33:39] <Fizzbuzz> Wow, that's one of the worst-sounding recordings of "Let It Go" that I've heard.
- [2016-09-24 11:33:45] <Momo> I like them and want to continue being friends with them.
- [2016-09-24 11:33:55] <SlateSlabrock> It honestly bothers me just a little bit that Starlight is supervillain-level powerful without friendship lessons
- [2016-09-24 11:33:56] <Aramek> That's a good movie.
- [2016-09-24 11:33:58] <fenster> speakaboo
- [2016-09-24 11:34:04] <drunkill> get them ponies instead momo
- [2016-09-24 11:34:13] <Aramek> I think that's what makes her amazing, Slab.
- [2016-09-24 11:34:20] <Fizzbuzz> @SlateSlabrock Well, Twilight Sparkle would also be this powerful, except she's actually nice.
- [2016-09-24 11:34:26] <The Doctor> Sho, how the hell did Starlight not get shipped off to Celestia's school as a kid?
- [2016-09-24 11:34:33] <SlateSlabrock> written by Mike Vogel
- [2016-09-24 11:34:35] <Aramek> She's that much more powerful and "evil" than the standard pone.
- [2016-09-24 11:34:37] <Fizzbuzz> Because Sunburst was better at showing off.
- [2016-09-24 11:34:40] <fenster> she was in that one town far away
- [2016-09-24 11:34:45] <drunkill> She was from a hickville backwater, wasn't she?
- [2016-09-24 11:34:51] <SlateSlabrock> @The Doctor must've run away from home the moment her boyfriend disappeared
- [2016-09-24 11:34:55] <fenster> wasn't it not even on maps
- [2016-09-24 11:35:13] <drunkill> welp
- [2016-09-24 11:35:17] <drunkill> it begins
- [2016-09-24 11:35:51] <Niels Olof> "Quick" overview
- [2016-09-24 11:35:51] <fenster> "Are you sure? DId that CHirstmas Episode not count?"
- [2016-09-24 11:35:54] <Void Chicken> You gettin' Twilit
- [2016-09-24 11:36:05] <Niels Olof> lampshades by Spike, excellent
- [2016-09-24 11:36:06] <SlateSlabrock> Clock is ticking, Starlight. CLOCK. IS. TICKING.
- [2016-09-24 11:36:31] <drunkill> Starlight glimmer, dungeon, 20 moons
- [2016-09-24 11:36:35] <quyksilver> so what exactly is the legal situation of Spike
- [2016-09-24 11:36:37] <fenster> Man, Spike was so defeated there
- [2016-09-24 11:36:40] <Aramek> so fat and cute!
- [2016-09-24 11:36:50] <Aramek> pony paunch!
- [2016-09-24 11:36:53] <Chronos30> Not a Pony
- [2016-09-24 11:36:53] <SlateSlabrock> "GIrl, I've seen this a thousand times before."
- [2016-09-24 11:36:55] <Chronos30> laws do not apply
- [2016-09-24 11:36:57] <Fizzbuzz> Spike cuts right to it. Damn.
- [2016-09-24 11:36:57] <fenster> aww, that picture or trixie in her room is cute
- [2016-09-24 11:37:04] <Aramek> "NO ENSLAVING"
- [2016-09-24 11:37:05] <fenster> both her having that pic and the pic itself
- [2016-09-24 11:37:14] <fenster> =/=
- [2016-09-24 11:37:20] <drunkill> dusty notes
- [2016-09-24 11:37:37] <Fizzbuzz> "What is 'chillaxing'?" "...no idea."
- [2016-09-24 11:37:51] <drunkill> 'oh spike' sounded very like twilight
- [2016-09-24 11:37:59] <Niels Olof> Arrogant and annoying
- [2016-09-24 11:38:07] <SlateSlabrock> And now: Super Freak-Out!
- [2016-09-24 11:38:09] <Mir> hmmmm
- [2016-09-24 11:38:31] <Niels Olof> Arrogant, annoying, and overbearing
- [2016-09-24 11:38:37] <Momo> She forgot rule 1 of friendship: Don't be an ass
- [2016-09-24 11:38:55] <Momo> Unless being asses to one another is your thing. I'm not the friend cops.
- [2016-09-24 11:39:00] <Aramek> foy-yay/foyer
- [2016-09-24 11:39:01] <Aramek> :3
- [2016-09-24 11:39:01] <SlateSlabrock> pffff
- [2016-09-24 11:39:04] <Momo> Twilight is the friend cops.
- [2016-09-24 11:39:26] <SlateSlabrock> what
- [2016-09-24 11:39:27] <fenster> optimal chillaxing
- [2016-09-24 11:39:40] <Fizzbuzz> That song.
- [2016-09-24 11:39:40] <Momo> Heh.
- [2016-09-24 11:39:43] <Momo> Yes
- [2016-09-24 11:39:43] <fenster> I don't think I've heard the word chillaxing so much in sucha short timeframe
- [2016-09-24 11:39:44] <Niels Olof> Cheated of a PP song!
- [2016-09-24 11:39:44] <SlateSlabrock> Mike, are you allowed to drop references like that
- [2016-09-24 11:39:48] <Aramek> klsjbvhnkljsdbnvkjbcv
- [2016-09-24 11:39:50] <Aramek> CAKE
- [2016-09-24 11:39:55] <drunkill> pink haired? peice of cake to bake a cake?
- [2016-09-24 11:39:58] <Aramek> "It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake"
- [2016-09-24 11:39:58] <Mir> this is gonna be bad
- [2016-09-24 11:40:05] <Aramek> from lazytown
- [2016-09-24 11:40:15] <SlateSlabrock> So she duplicated herself in the cold open
- [2016-09-24 11:40:24] <SlateSlabrock> is she going to figure out the obvious solution here
- [2016-09-24 11:40:41] <Momo> womp womp
- [2016-09-24 11:40:48] <Mir> the use of "Moons" just doesn't work the way they want it to.
- [2016-09-24 11:40:52] <Niels Olof> Mind control coming up
- [2016-09-24 11:41:03] <fenster> I assume its th eduplication spell again
- [2016-09-24 11:41:07] <Aramek> cHARM pONIES.
- [2016-09-24 11:41:10] <Aramek> This rules.
- [2016-09-24 11:41:11] <Momo> It's like a child with a gun
- [2016-09-24 11:41:17] <Niels Olof> Deary, deary me
- [2016-09-24 11:41:35] <Momo> This entire mess is on Twilight.
- [2016-09-24 11:41:39] <SlateSlabrock> "Oh no, I messed up... they're not helping me FAST enough!"
- [2016-09-24 11:41:42] <drunkill> Yeah, sure. If thats your justification Hitler.
- [2016-09-24 11:42:04] <Fizzbuzz> @Mir I think "moons" is finally starting to sound kind of natural.
- [2016-09-24 11:42:36] <SlateSlabrock> "Moons" works the more vague the measure of time is
- [2016-09-24 11:42:48] <drunkill> Months
- [2016-09-24 11:43:00] <SlateSlabrock> *WOOOOOW*
- [2016-09-24 11:43:13] <Void Chicken> don't breath in
- [2016-09-24 11:43:21] <drunkill> chroming for kids!
- [2016-09-24 11:43:27] <SlateSlabrock> note: do not inhale airbrush
- [2016-09-24 11:43:28] <Fizzbuzz> Equestria shouldn't have phases of the moon, anyway, unless Celestia and Luna arbitrarily decide when moonrise and moonset should be.
- [2016-09-24 11:43:51] <drunkill> moons means phases of the moon (so, new moon) not day/night
- [2016-09-24 11:43:59] <drunkill> At least, irl
- [2016-09-24 11:44:02] <Aramek> ```"Moons" works the more vague the measure of time is``` It think it's a lunar month, but just fun and fantasy enough.
- [2016-09-24 11:44:16] <SlateSlabrock> Zephyr's song is getting a little old hearing it four times every episode
- [2016-09-24 11:44:17] <Mir> the problem with having starlight be the new learner is that she's not really learning with the other characters. It's more like they're just being patient with her.
- [2016-09-24 11:44:45] <Aramek> "Oh yeah, this is a power word."
- [2016-09-24 11:45:10] <SlateSlabrock> haha
- [2016-09-24 11:45:19] <Niels Olof> Starlight would make an excellent garden ornament in Celestia's garden
- [2016-09-24 11:45:23] <Aramek> "Aww crap."
- [2016-09-24 11:45:23] <Niels Olof> Just sayin'
- [2016-09-24 11:45:24] <drunkill> Pinkie has become clippy!
- [2016-09-24 11:45:35] <fenster> ah it is mind control
- [2016-09-24 11:45:36] <FrostyMage> @Niels Olof thank you
- [2016-09-24 11:45:36] <drunkill> it lookslike you're trying to bake a cake
- [2016-09-24 11:45:39] <Aramek> So many good faces already.
- [2016-09-24 11:45:43] <SlateSlabrock> how much is she going to bake
- [2016-09-24 11:45:47] <quyksilver> oh shit
- [2016-09-24 11:45:50] <Mir> every recipe in the book later
- [2016-09-24 11:45:52] <Chronos30> shes gonna bake everything in the book
- [2016-09-24 11:45:55] <drunkill> okay, shes going to make like, 50 things
- [2016-09-24 11:45:57] <Void Chicken> you fool don't leave pinkie alone with that
- [2016-09-24 11:46:05] <Chronos30> Soon all ingredients in the world will be consumed
- [2016-09-24 11:46:13] <fenster> "What did you have in mind"
- [2016-09-24 11:46:15] <fenster> "NOTHING"
- [2016-09-24 11:46:18] <drunkill> so, a tiny dress
- [2016-09-24 11:46:24] <drunkill> it needs to be at least 3 times bigger!
- [2016-09-24 11:46:27] <quyksilver> I like the background music
- [2016-09-24 11:47:14] <drunkill> hahah
- [2016-09-24 11:47:16] <Niels Olof> ALL the animals
- [2016-09-24 11:47:20] <Aramek> they fled
- [2016-09-24 11:47:21] <Aramek> hahaha
- [2016-09-24 11:47:23] <quyksilver> OH SHIT
- [2016-09-24 11:47:26] <SlateSlabrock> "I'm helping!"
- [2016-09-24 11:47:30] <Chronos30> Noahshy
- [2016-09-24 11:47:48] <Mir> haha
- [2016-09-24 11:47:50] <Niels Olof> Predator ref
- [2016-09-24 11:47:57] <Aramek> wow nice
- [2016-09-24 11:47:58] <drunkill> haha
- [2016-09-24 11:48:03] <drunkill> why is there a photo of that
- [2016-09-24 11:48:05] <drunkill> Yes
- [2016-09-24 11:48:06] <SlateSlabrock> *stomp stomp stomp*
- [2016-09-24 11:48:08] <drunkill> rarity, gold!
- [2016-09-24 11:48:10] <Momo> Dang hydo went out
- [2016-09-24 11:48:18] <Aramek> stompy stompy
- [2016-09-24 11:48:18] <Mir> BIGGER
- [2016-09-24 11:48:21] <Momo> *hydro
- [2016-09-24 11:48:29] <fenster> tiny dress
- [2016-09-24 11:48:32] <Momo> What'd I miss since the commercial?
- [2016-09-24 11:48:32] <fenster> :3
- [2016-09-24 11:48:33] <drunkill> It needs to be at least..... 3 times bigger
- [2016-09-24 11:48:43] <drunkill> Lots. tons of mind control
- [2016-09-24 11:48:49] <drunkill> instructions, taken literally
- [2016-09-24 11:49:02] <quyksilver> godfuck
- [2016-09-24 11:49:03] <SlateSlabrock> hahahaha
- [2016-09-24 11:49:10] <Aramek> freedom!
- [2016-09-24 11:49:18] <Niels Olof> Dickens!
- [2016-09-24 11:49:18] <Sidotsy> Aramek are you loving this
- [2016-09-24 11:49:21] <drunkill> spiders!
- [2016-09-24 11:49:30] <Aramek> hahahahaha
- [2016-09-24 11:49:34] <Aramek> Yes, very much.
- [2016-09-24 11:50:08] <The Doctor> Bets on Twilight litrerally doing Celestia's Lesson Zero entrance?
- [2016-09-24 11:50:14] <The Doctor> nope
- [2016-09-24 11:50:16] <Aramek> wetmane
- [2016-09-24 11:50:16] <drunkill> Chronos30 - Today at 1:47 AM
- Noahshy
- [2016-09-24 11:50:16] <drunkill> yup
- [2016-09-24 11:50:21] <Niels Olof> 1000 YEARS DUNGEON!
- [2016-09-24 11:50:22] <SlateSlabrock> The shortest Twilight speech in history
- [2016-09-24 11:50:34] <Chronos30> Celestia she ain't
- [2016-09-24 11:50:35] <Momo> Twilight's officially The Man now.
- [2016-09-24 11:50:38] <Mir> MOON!
- [2016-09-24 11:50:45] <Aramek> "Presenting...The Breezies!" - 15 index cards.
- [2016-09-24 11:50:59] <Aramek> So yeah, this owns.
- [2016-09-24 11:51:07] <Momo> Pretty much
- [2016-09-24 11:51:18] <Fizzbuzz> Today I learned the castle has a real vermin problem, judging by all the creatures Fluttershy gathered.
- [2016-09-24 11:51:18] <SlateSlabrock> Turns out Twilight just ran over to Sugarcube Corner to wait for something to explode
- [2016-09-24 11:51:35] <drunkill> Well, the castle has a snakepit for intruders
- [2016-09-24 11:51:40] <Momo> Glad I could finally see an ep.
- [2016-09-24 11:51:46] <SlateSlabrock> @Fizzbuzz surprisingly integrated into the ecosystem for a giant slab of crystal
- [2016-09-24 11:51:51] <Momo> Glad it wasn't a stinkeroo :V
- [2016-09-24 11:51:55] <Fizzbuzz> A snake pit? That sounds like a great place to chillax.
- [2016-09-24 11:51:58] <Aramek> None are stinkeroos.
- [2016-09-24 11:52:00] <drunkill> Yeah, good ep so far
- [2016-09-24 11:52:01] <fenster> this episode is like a combination of too many pinkies (trying to please/work with multiple ponies and places) and Lesson Zero (creating a friendship problem) i feel
- [2016-09-24 11:52:03] <fenster> which is okay
- [2016-09-24 11:52:04] <SlateSlabrock> what crazy fan memes will Transformers: Rescue Bots have
- [2016-09-24 11:52:19] <Aramek> none, nobody watches it.
- [2016-09-24 11:52:23] <drunkill> I don't know, but the new movie has king arthur in it and apparently hitler too
- [2016-09-24 11:52:25] <Aramek> wakka wakka wakka
- [2016-09-24 11:52:30] <fenster> I didn't like the las pegasus ep tbh
- [2016-09-24 11:52:33] <Aramek> Carbombya.
- [2016-09-24 11:52:48] <Aramek> You didn't?! It was so snappy and full of energy!
- [2016-09-24 11:52:50] <fenster> @ aramek
- [2016-09-24 11:52:51] <Fizzbuzz> Zippy Sack! Get eaten by your bed!
- [2016-09-24 11:52:55] <Aramek> Like shit was constantly going on.
- [2016-09-24 11:52:59] <fenster> it just wasn't very funny
- [2016-09-24 11:53:03] <Mir> that child had no blankets.
- [2016-09-24 11:53:03] <drunkill> Yes, you read that correctly. hitler in the next transformers movie (or at least, they wanted to dress up winston churchillls manor in the UK with nazi flags for filming the transformers movie)
- [2016-09-24 11:53:12] <fenster> the best thing was fluttershy acting smug
- [2016-09-24 11:53:28] <Momo> Optimus prime better literally jump a shark.
- [2016-09-24 11:53:52] <Aramek> a cybershark
- [2016-09-24 11:53:56] <drunkill> "I can do it on my oooowwwn" 🎷
- [2016-09-24 11:54:06] <Aramek> "Starlight, did you brain blast everyone?!"
- [2016-09-24 11:54:13] <SlateSlabrock> http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Sharkticon_(G1)
- [2016-09-24 11:54:22] <Aramek> hahahhaaha
- [2016-09-24 11:54:27] <Aramek> "They're gonna be sore!"
- [2016-09-24 11:54:28] <Aramek> hahahahhaha
- [2016-09-24 11:54:29] <drunkill> roofied the ponies, essentially
- [2016-09-24 11:54:45] <Momo> Yes you are
- [2016-09-24 11:54:50] <Momo> You are totally mad at her
- [2016-09-24 11:54:51] <drunkill> that face
- [2016-09-24 11:54:57] <Aramek> awww
- [2016-09-24 11:54:59] <Aramek> momlight
- [2016-09-24 11:55:07] <Niels Olof> Starlight is naturally Evilly aligned
- [2016-09-24 11:55:14] <Aramek> LE best E.
- [2016-09-24 11:55:21] <quyksilver> social anxiety
- [2016-09-24 11:55:28] <SlateSlabrock> I'm only good at ruling over peons! How could I "hang out"?
- [2016-09-24 11:55:35] <drunkill> friendship princess not noticing lack of friendship, ahuh
- [2016-09-24 11:55:44] <Aramek> she's new
- [2016-09-24 11:55:55] <Momo> Starlight's me. I'm Starlight. Starlight all the time. :V
- [2016-09-24 11:56:06] <Aramek> ghahahahha
- [2016-09-24 11:56:09] <SlateSlabrock> why is AJ so worn out
- [2016-09-24 11:56:12] <Aramek> they're hungover fierce
- [2016-09-24 11:56:20] <drunkill> s1 reference! :3
- [2016-09-24 11:56:29] <quyksilver> lmao
- [2016-09-24 11:56:30] <Chronos30> Just keep drinking water and you'll be fine
- [2016-09-24 11:56:30] <Fizzbuzz> Especially Rarity.
- [2016-09-24 11:56:31] <quyksilver> hangover
- [2016-09-24 11:56:32] <fenster> s2*
- [2016-09-24 11:56:41] <Momo> "Sorry I roofied you all"
- [2016-09-24 11:56:44] <The Doctor> Pony Hnagover...
- [2016-09-24 11:57:07] <Niels Olof> Never, go away, Starlight
- [2016-09-24 11:57:14] <Aramek> So, she's awesome.
- [2016-09-24 11:57:30] <drunkill> friendship montage?
- [2016-09-24 11:57:31] <Aramek> spidercake
- [2016-09-24 11:57:42] <Aramek> wreckage, haha
- [2016-09-24 11:58:05] <SlateSlabrock> that banner was never quite the same
- [2016-09-24 11:58:06] <Aramek> horsie noise
- [2016-09-24 11:58:20] <Momo> Really, they've all done worse to the castle.
- [2016-09-24 11:58:21] <Chronos30> She just needs supervision
- [2016-09-24 11:58:21] <SlateSlabrock> "when did we get a spooky dungeon"
- [2016-09-24 11:58:27] <drunkill> good background/elevator music here too
- [2016-09-24 11:58:33] <fenster> idk this was pretty bad what they did to the castle
- [2016-09-24 11:58:36] <Aramek> hahah spike
- [2016-09-24 11:58:41] <fenster> they didn't flood it before
- [2016-09-24 11:58:48] <Niels Olof> Sweep, sweep?
- [2016-09-24 11:59:02] <quyksilver> does Twilight's homeowner's insurance cover this
- [2016-09-24 11:59:03] <Chronos30> Wax on, wax off
- [2016-09-24 11:59:13] <SlateSlabrock> The Crown has a special fund for Twilight disasters
- [2016-09-24 11:59:28] <quyksilver> makes sense
- [2016-09-24 11:59:36] <Aramek> "The Protagonist Purse"
- [2016-09-24 11:59:44] <Chronos30> time to :effort:
- [2016-09-24 11:59:53] <Aramek> hah
- [2016-09-24 11:59:54] <drunkill> interesting fountain
- [2016-09-24 11:59:57] <Aramek> she's the best at doing nothing
- [2016-09-24 12:00:05] <SlateSlabrock> I'm adding "HA HA HA HA" to next season's bingo card
- [2016-09-24 12:00:16] <Aramek> I love everyone laughs endings
- [2016-09-24 12:00:20] <Niels Olof> Everypony laughs for no apparent reason
- [2016-09-24 12:00:22] <Aramek> Birdman did it all the time.
- [2016-09-24 12:00:25] <Sidotsy> That was a good ending.
- [2016-09-24 12:00:28] <Fizzbuzz> ^
- [2016-09-24 12:00:29] <Aramek> That was good.
- [2016-09-24 12:00:32] <Aramek> Very jam packed ep.
- [2016-09-24 12:00:32] <Sidotsy> that was a good episode
- [2016-09-24 12:00:34] <Mir> laugh/pan/fade
- [2016-09-24 12:00:34] <fenster> yeah it was realyl fun
- [2016-09-24 12:00:37] <SlateSlabrock> the picture will be He-Man
- [2016-09-24 12:00:38] <Sidotsy> 'they ran away'
- [2016-09-24 12:00:43] <drunkill> A Good Ep(tm)
- [2016-09-24 12:00:45] <fenster> Starlights apology was super real
- [2016-09-24 12:00:52] <Wayoshi> the moral was entirely misguided...
- [2016-09-24 12:01:11] <Sidotsy> whaaat
- [2016-09-24 12:01:15] <drunkill> don't mindcontrol your friends?
- [2016-09-24 12:01:17] <drunkill> clear cut
- [2016-09-24 12:01:20] <Sidotsy> It's not about what you do with your friends it's about being with your friends.
- [2016-09-24 12:01:29] <fenster> idk sometimes I'd like to mindcontrol my friends
- [2016-09-24 12:01:32] <Niels Olof> do TO your friends, I think
- [2016-09-24 12:01:37] <Wayoshi> except Sido Starlight says she's afraid of failing to bake / sew or whatever
- [2016-09-24 12:01:50] <Wayoshi> where's the focus on her real issue, social anxiety
- [2016-09-24 12:01:56] <Wayoshi> THE END
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