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  1. BlueVioletRose: what
  2. Epiczilla: what if i told you
  3. Epiczilla: i'm a satanist
  4. BlueVioletRose: people have their different views
  5. BlueVioletRose: I'm a Christian meaning I'll likely survive
  6. Epiczilla: survive what?
  7. BlueVioletRose: I forgot what its called
  8. Epiczilla: man
  9. Epiczilla: god really is a jerk
  10. BlueVioletRose: no he isnt
  11. Epiczilla: oh really
  12. BlueVioletRose: yes really
  13. Epiczilla: God takes away Adam and Eve's eternal life, thus commiting the first murder, and holds their descendants responsible and visiting Adam and Eve's punishment down on their children.
  14. BlueVioletRose: no
  15. Epiczilla: God destroys all life on Earth in a great flood, except for a drunk (Noah) and his family, for failing to worship him.
  16. Epiczilla: God's tenth plague upon the Israelites was the unjustified murder of all firstborn sons in Egypt, which undoubtedly included little children.
  17. Epiczilla: •Before sending the plagues to Egypt, God "hardened Pharaoh's heart" so that he wouldn't let the Israelites go, so he could have an excuse to visit horrible plagues upon them, like boils, killing cattle and murdering all firstborn sons. (Exodus 4:21)
  18. BlueVioletRose: Adam and Eve didn't listen to god
  19. Epiczilla: God orders the Levites to kill their "every man and his neighnor" for worshipping another god. This cost 3000 lives. (Exodus 32:27)
  20. BlueVioletRose: and god warned them
  21. BlueVioletRose: No
  22. BlueVioletRose: God order Moses to kill them
  23. BlueVioletRose: because they worshipped the false god
  24. Epiczilla: So God is a jealous girlfriend
  25. Epiczilla: meanwhile, God kills the entire populations of Soddom and Gammorah (again, including women, children and infants) for practicing certain sexual techniques.
  26. BlueVioletRose: God is a man
  27. BlueVioletRose: an dhe is not jeaous
  28. BlueVioletRose: Epic let me ask u something
  29. Epiczilla: go ahead
  30. Epiczilla: if it's about satanism i can answer it
  31. BlueVioletRose: what can satan offer to u
  32. Epiczilla: welll you see
  33. Epiczilla: there's two types of Satanism
  34. Epiczilla: Atheistic and Theistic
  35. Epiczilla: I myself am an Atheistic Satanist
  36. Epiczilla: We don't believe in Satan as a God
  37. Epiczilla: We're more of a.. Philosophy of sorts
  38. BlueVioletRose: lol
  39. Epiczilla: http://www.churchofsatan.com/eleven-rules-of-earth.php
  40. Epiczilla: These are the rules we live by
  41. Epiczilla: http://www.churchofsatan.com/nine-satanic-sins.php
  42. Epiczilla: And these are the 9 things we do not live by
  43. Epiczilla: Our philosophy is basically
  44. Epiczilla: 'Live life to the fullest'
  45. Epiczilla: it's kind of like you're your own God
  46. BlueVioletRose: YES KILLED ALL OF THEM
  47. BlueVioletRose: LOL sorry
  48. Epiczilla: It's fine.
  49. Epiczilla: Now Theistic Satanism is the one you see on the news with 13 year olds who don't know any better sacrificing goats and shit
  50. Epiczilla: They basically believe in the Christian figure Lucifer/Satan
  51. BlueVioletRose: lol
  52. Epiczilla: This is really a hokey religion that makes no sense, but they have some points
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  54. Epiczilla: Satan, like Prometheus, gave knowledge to humanity by giving Eve the fruit from the forbidden tree. Because of Satan, humanity gained knowledge of good and evil, according to Genesis. Since we couldn't have possessed knowledge of good and evil…
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  56. Epiczilla: before eating the fruit, Adam and Eve couldn't have known that eating the fruit was evil, so it seems a little harsh to punish them as severely as God did. Satan gave humans true capacity for moral judgment, unlike God, who simply expected everyone…
  57. Epiczilla: to mindlessly obey his orders
  58. BlueVioletRose: but
  59. BlueVioletRose: God did warn them that they would die if they did
  60. BlueVioletRose: and that was on them
  61. Epiczilla: But by giving them the fruit
  62. Epiczilla: They gave mankind knowledge
  63. BlueVioletRose: that's one point
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  65. Epiczilla: and God makes sure that if you commit the slightest offense, ou shall suffer endlessly for all eternity, following a dramatic homecoming for Jesus, who will be extremely pissed off at everyone for putting him to death, even though it was just the…
  66. BlueVioletRose: but god warned them and
  67. Epiczilla: Romans and even though he knew what was going to happen beforehand, and he could have easily avoided it by using his power as God to perform a miracle and prove who he was.
  68. BlueVioletRose: they pasted sin on to us so now we wont live forever
  69. BlueVioletRose: but
  70. BlueVioletRose: he tested to see if they had faith in him
  71. Epiczilla: And furthermore
  72. BlueVioletRose: and they didn't
  73. Epiczilla: tHere's no biblical record of Satan killing billions of people or ordering his followers to kill
  74. Epiczilla: Plus Satan will not be holding a massively dramatic ceremony full of blood and death for the return of his son to Earth. God apparently will.
  75. BlueVioletRose: but he did kill adam and eve by lying to them
  76. Epiczilla: Oh really?
  77. Epiczilla: Lilith said to them you'll gain true knowledge
  78. Epiczilla: Did they? Definitely.
  79. BlueVioletRose: but they did die
  80. Epiczilla: She never mentioned death.
  81. Epiczilla: She told them the truth
  82. BlueVioletRose: WHO IS SHE
  83. BlueVioletRose: opps caps
  84. Epiczilla: Lilith
  85. Epiczilla: The succubus
  86. BlueVioletRose: Lilith wasn't there
  87. BlueVioletRose: satan was
  88. Epiczilla: tbh
  89. Epiczilla: What was the only thing Satan did "wrong"? He rebelled against God, but wouldn't you? Look at what kind of a God he is! He needlessly murders people in nearly every book and passage of the Old Testament!
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  91. Epiczilla: He created an entire race of people for the sole purpose of catoring to his own ego, and then gets mad when we don't live up to our appointed role in life or question one of his decisions! He is a ruthless, dictatorial, narcissistic, sociopathic…
  92. Epiczilla: mass murderer.
  93. Jake_Darkling: So, God.
  94. Jake_Darkling: Nice guy. Like a bigger Jack the Ripper.
  95. Jake_Darkling: With less restrictions.
  96. Epiczilla: jake
  97. Epiczilla: can you see the whole convo
  98. BlueVioletRose: really u add miranda
  99. Jake_Darkling: Noppity.
  100. Epiczilla: brb lemme c/p the whole convo
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