4chan Hazbin Hotel story - anon meet charlie parents

from /hhg/ Hazbin Hotel general #601
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Since Charlie is supposed to be just over 200 years old.
How does she age?
Is it like the Elves in The Elder Scrolls where they age like humans until they reach adulthood and then they age slowly?
Or did her parents have to raise a baby for 50 years?
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Its definitely elf-like. She's most likely immortal, since Lilith is the first human woman yet she looks like she hasn't aged past 40, while Lucifer is technically as old as the universe.
I haven't read the bible so I don't know what Lilith's story is other than that she rejected Adam and was made from the same material as him, while Eve was made from one of Adam's ribs or something.
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>charlie takes you to meet her parents
>they all three give you this exact same stare
those are the look of something bad happening to you very quickly if you slip up.
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>They're doing it just to fuck with you because its really funny
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>the entire evening you're really jumpy and try your best to be on your best behavior
>Charlie leaves you alone for a moment to go talk to her mom
>"SO!" Lucifer loudly declares
>You jump like a fucking rabbit at the sound of a paper bag hitting the ground
>"What do you think of my lovely daughter?"
"u-um she's really nice!"
>Lucifer lifts an eye brow
>"Just nice you say?"
>oh fuck he's getting closer
"a-and she's been really good to me sir, we have a lot of fun together and-"
>"FUN?! What kind of fun?!"
"T-the normal kind sir, like taking walks a-"
>Lucifer starts busting out laughing
>"I'm pulling your chain Anon I can tell your a good one! Treat my girl right you understand!"
"Oh! um yes sir, I care a lot about her."
>Lucifer puts an arm around you
>"Well now that we've broken the ice let me show you around! I'm sure you'll be impressed with the place"
>holy fucking shit you've never been so scared of a girls dad in your life
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>Anon, do you like movies about Gladiators?
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"Oh yes sir! I love those kinds of movies!
"Gladiator, The Arena, The Eagle. Classic movies!"
>"what if I told you I can make those movies a reality"
>Anon begins sweating
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>The two of them proceed to reinact the chariot race from Ben-Hur in a makshift arena.
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>Turns out Lucifers actually a pretty fun guy
>Anon and Lucifer are kicking it and maxing all cool when Lilith and Charlie come back to find the entire house is wrecked thanks to their antics
>"Lucifer honey we were gone for 40 minutes what happend"
>Lucifer visably drunk
>"I've got myshelf a new buddeh, r-right buddeh?"
>Anon also visably drunk
"I'm n-not your buddy pal"
>"I *hick* I'm not your pal friend"
"I-I dunno what I am"
>They both laugh at the reference
>Charlie has to take Anon home and Lilith has to get her husband and tell the servants to clean the whole castle all over again
>Achievement unlocked: Friends in the end
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>full_house_outro.mp3 plays
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What was the point of that show?
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I don't fucking know, I think they filled a house or something?
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>Next day Anon wakes up with a killer hangover
>Charlie feels so embarrassed about the following night
>Anon tells her it was only kind of scary at first but once the introductions were out of the way its was pretty fun and would love to go back and visit
>Charlie smiles
>"ugh, you're just like my father in so many ways but..." she trails off
"yeah?"
>"You're much sweeter"
>She gives you a peck on the cheek and leaves to go find Razzle and Dazzle to help make breakfast