Reggie wiimote hit

Jet Jaguar punched Dio, but was blocked easily by his wing.

“USELESS!” Dio said. “My STAND, 『EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD』, grants me all the most ’enviable’ properties within ’all’ of life! The ’rachis’ of a single feather alone is more durable than a ’silverback gorilla’s skull’. That’s right! The protection provided by ’nearly twenty-three centimeters of bone,’ all within ’one feather!’”

Jet Jaguar punched again. And again! Punch, punch, PUNCH, but to no avail. Dio laughed. It seemed almost fun for him.

He stopped laughing, however, when Reggie bounced on his head. Reggie spun into the air, twirling, his cape fluttering around him. Reggie raised his hand.

“You may have nature’s greatest hits,” said Reggie, “But Nintendium is stronger than any natural material on Earth! Get a taste of Nintendo power!”

He swung his hand down, whipping the Wiimote into Dio’s head. With a CRACK, Dio let out an unearthly “WRYYYYYYYYYY” as he plummeted to the Earth. Reggie checked the Wiimote. Not a single dent on it. The only mark left upon it was Dio’s blood.

- Ragnarust Finals