Daily Mail Headline generator!

#Daily Mail headline generator script
import random
mail_hated_adjectives = ["Islamic", "Left-wing", "Alt-left", "Liberal", "Under-age", "Evil", "Do-gooder"]
mail_loved_adjectives = ["Proud", "Patriotic", "White", "Hard working", "British", "Honest", "Honest, hard working"]
hated_plural_nouns = ["spiders", "arachnids", "Muslims", "vegans", "vegetarians", "students", "leftists", "remoaners", "cyclists", "pacifists", "saboteurs", "single Mums", "Argentinians"]
loved_plural_nouns = ["Christians", "Soliders", "Brits", "Patriots", "Pensioners", "Mums"]

create_verbs = ["cause", "create", "make"]
past_tense_negative_verbs=["ruined", "destroyed", "damaged", "left aghast", "shamed"]
negative_verbs = ["ruin", "destroy", "obliterate", "kill", "poison", "damage", "insult", "shame"]
collude_verbs = ["collude", "conspire"]

mail_positive_object_nouns = ["Christmas", "Brexit", "Christian", "Beer", "Putin", "Nigel", "Theresa", "Maggie", "Our Maggie", "The memory of our Maggie", "the Iron Lady", "The Queen", "The Royal Family", "Tradition"]
mail_negative_object_nouns= ["The E.U.", "Europe", "Islam", "Foreign", "Communism","soviet","cycling", "Argentinian", "Ebola"]


def randomEntry(arr):
    return arr[random.randrange(0, len(arr))]

def Capify(str):
    return upcase(str[0]) + str[:1]

def NegativeObjectVerbPositiveNounHeadline():
    return randomEntry(mail_hated_adjectives) + " " + randomEntry(hated_plural_nouns) + " " + randomEntry(negative_verbs) + " " + randomEntry(mail_positive_object_nouns)

def PositiveObjectVerbNegativeNounHeadline():
    return randomEntry(mail_loved_adjectives) + " " + randomEntry(loved_plural_nouns) + " " + randomEntry(past_tense_negative_verbs) + " by " + randomEntry(hated_plural_nouns)

def PositiveObjectVerbNegativeNounHeadline():
    return randomEntry(mail_loved_adjectives) + " " + randomEntry(loved_plural_nouns) + " " + randomEntry(past_tense_negative_verbs) + " by " + randomEntry(hated_plural_nouns)

def PositiveObjectNegativeVerbNegativeNounHeadline():
    return randomEntry(mail_loved_adjectives) + " " + randomEntry(loved_plural_nouns) + " " + randomEntry(negative_verbs) + " " + randomEntry(hated_plural_nouns)

def SuperParanoidHeadline():
    return randomEntry(mail_hated_adjectives) + " " + randomEntry(hated_plural_nouns) + " " + randomEntry(collude_verbs) + " with " + randomEntry(hated_plural_nouns) + " to " + randomEntry(negative_verbs) + " " + randomEntry(mail_positive_object_nouns)

print(NegativeObjectVerbPositiveNounHeadline())
print(PositiveObjectVerbNegativeNounHeadline())
print(PositiveObjectNegativeVerbNegativeNounHeadline())
print(SuperParanoidHeadline())