South Park script sketch

>It's night time at Heidi's house
>We see Heidi in bed and her father gives her some cough syrup.
>Mmm strawberries
>No temperature yet, but you better stay in bed tommorow.
>Mr Turner goes out the door.
>Thanks, dad. I love you, goodnight.
>Cartman calls
>Heidi picks up the brick 2002s phone and answers.
Hey asshole, what you up to?
Buh buuh pls Heidi I can't live with you.
Matt, Trey? is that you again? I swear to the ginger cow if you call me again I will fuck your mother in your sleep tonight. K I love you buh-bye.
>We see the creators of South Park inside Cartman's room giving him directions
Victimize yourself in a pathetic manner for no reason, project your problems some more and then.
Mr Parker, Mr Stone... this isn't working out.
Wha-what do you mean Eric?
Our relationship doesn't have chemistry and frankly you're turning me into a complete pussy worse than Butters.
B-but we love you, you're the star of the show, Eric.
I'm sorry you guys, we just can't be together anymore.
>*sad music playing*
>Matt and Trey exit through the window and climb down the ladder.

Deleted scene
Nn-NO NO we, we created you. We shaped you, we molded you. You're ours. You belong to us.
Uh-huh very funny. Get out before I call the cops.
>Matt grabs Cartman by the neck
You are our money cow, fatso. You are going to be forever and ever and even after we die!!
>*super secret agent cool music starts playing*
>Suddenly Coon and friends break through the window and stop Matt and Trey with electroshockers
>They put them in a sack and the cripple kid driving an helicopter anchors them and dumps them into a lake.
Deleted scene

Scene1:
Cartman:
Mhhm let's see what shall I do now. Ah yes. Aah kitty come on here. Yes kitty, who's a good kitten.
Cat:
Meow
>she looks at Eric's cheesy puffs
Yes kitty.. that's a good kitty. Hey, where you going?
>she dives in the bag of cheesy puffs
Oh God stop! Bad kitty! Quit it!! Mom!!!
You're licking the bag clean!!! the cheesy dust is the best part!!
Aaaahhhh!!!!

Scene2
Mom!!
Yes, hun.
*baby voice* can I please have 500$ for tommorow to buy something for me and my friend Kyle?
Sure, hun.
Thaanks mommy.
>*2 days later*
>We see a human centipide Token, Kyle, Butters in a leash while Cartman types a message to Stan.
Sweet.
*Come on over here, check out my new centipad*