phanster poem

Poopy Spooky one two three,
Crying Spooky whisper me.
"But me so cool and u no paint,
refund my gold and I'll lick ur taint.
I need a refund, 30 gold is lots,
or I be nasty; like a cheetah with spots!"

But Loaf is nice and Loaf is smart,
With finer tastes they appreciate art.
"This painting is swell, this painting is fire.
This masterpiece is sure something we desire!"

So painting and stroking and crafting does he,
making pictures and poetry.
Phanster is cool and Phanster is fine,
Giving Loaf his valuable time.

"It is okay and things are sure good,
Spooky is cranky but misunderstood".
But interjected Spooky with his fist in his mouth,
"Phanster is bad and acts like a louse!
Vela is hefty, and Vela is a bitch!
If you want stitches, you'll tell her you snitch!"

But I am Phanster and I am not scared,
I couldn't be braver even if I was dared.
So I did the right thing and I told the truth,
as I painted pictures and acted so smooth.


THE END!