I Vow to Thee My Company

I Vow to Thee My Company

Based on: I vow to thee my country (Hymn)

Original: Various
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU1qpf9Eu8g

I vow to thee, my company,
Yes Sony is the best
And I don't even consider
The consoles from the rest

Playstation is my calling
The Series X looks lame
I don't like Nintendo
Cinematic are my games

The dual shock's really comfy
I like the new design
People say PS5's ugly
But I think it looks fine

It's the start of a new console gen
That Sony's going to win
Ok it's quite expensive
But SSD's built in

I don't care about their game pass
Xbox fans are going to cry
While we're playing Bugsnax
And Goodbye Volcano High

Yes it may be underpowered
But loading times are quick
And I am a Sony fanboy
And I suck Sony's dick