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  1. SUPERNENECHI
  2. >Applied to join hololive 4 times, didn't get a call back for 3 of those
  3. >doxxed herself on her VERY FIRST tweet by showing off her distinctive artstyle
  4. >Doxxed everyone in gen 5 by following them on twitter
  5. >misspelled vtuber as vtuべr, leading it to become the #1 trend in japan
  6. >scheduled a guerilla singing stream because her monetization accidentally got enabled, leading to people calling her kanecchi
  7. >drank 60-70+ sips of water over the course of 3 hours during her first superchat reading and didn't use the bathroom until the last 20 minutes
  8. >had a fall guys stream where 90% of it was her shouting her own name
  9. >managed to wipe a full squad and simultaneously do only 83 damage in a single game in apex
  10. >ate alone in the toilet at school
  11. >decided that the first thing to do after meeting god in craftopia was to punch him in the face
  12. >desynced in craftopia so hard that the dungeon boss was still shooting her even after it died
  13. >decided to read a full blown confession from a fan's marshmellow live
  14. >replied to a twitter account named crap_gay thinking it was watson when holoEN debuted
  15. >spilled juice in her lap and couldn't stop sniffing it on stream and asked chat if they wanted to lick it
  16. >got baited by chat to type "if you study japanese in nene, you will fail"
  17. >referred to huke as hukeweb sensei
  18. >accidentally wiped her PC installing minecraft
  19. >destroyed the entire nene production office and revealed that nenepro was a black company
  20. >died 16 times in under 2 hours during the first gen 5 Minecraft collab
  21. >Was welcomed in Japanese by Iofi at her debut and replied that she does not speak much english.
  22. >thought "te amo" was the french term for "I love you"
  23. >scored 3 on Choco's academic test
  24. >ran and jumped into bed, completely missed and ended up sleeping on the floor
  25. >Started her Minecraft adventures by dying 16 times in a row, punching cats and chanting about destruction on Twitter after ending a stream with her going on a suicidal rampage with TNT
  26. >Accidentally flooded gen 5's building in Minecraft, forgot to place torches back down which spawned a creeper that blew up a chunk of her room
  27. >Put her name in reverse when building her room in the gen 5 building, displaying "ヨИヨИ MI" when viewed from the outside
  28. >Avoided an entire shitstorm about janitors by skipping a Minecraft collab with the rest of her genmates because she wanted to stream Rhythm Heaven instead
  29. >Was given souvenirs by Kiara after their collab, but didn't have anything to give in return, so she gave her some gummies she had on her
  30. >Unironically thought iCarly, Victorious and Hannah Montana were emotional western romantic dramas and made Kiara die of laughter when she told her, then proceeded to ask chat on a future stream for reassurance only for them to laugh as well
  31. >Trapped herself in a room she made as a prank for Botan
  32. >Lost 51% of nenepro stocks to HAACHAMA of all people, becoming an underling in her own company
  33. >Siphoned Korone's spanish audience in one fell swoop with a pinned message, making her their new queen
  34. >Has collabed with Iofi at least twice and still mispelled her name as "Ioli." Also told her she skips cutscenes in RPGs after being told she likes them.
  35. >she would call an unsharpened pencil a magic wand, mix grass into water and call it a potion, write down cool anime lines to her notebook and wear a bandaid on her nose because she thought it was cool. She wanted an eyepatch too, but couldn't because she didn't have enough money to see an optician.
  36. >several people were unable to sleep in Minecraft because she went AFK for hours after a stream
  37. >managed to creep out Matsuri by asking her to bottle snot for her
  38. >Asserted her dominance in Minecraft by slapping Polka's ass then burying her in a wall of dirt
  39. >Co-coined "5mennasai" during Subaru's 5th death falling off the Shubagelion when she told her she didn't count her 4th
  40. >Spammed Polka's twitter to the point of being blocked
  41. >Shamelessly admitted during a pizza stream she wants men to click their tongues at her when they pass by then said if Gin-san wasn't her ideal man then it would be Walt Disney
  42. >Got lost in the city and ran around shouting "waaaaaaaaaah" when going out with her genmates
  43. >Served a customer that asked for salmon steak and boiled potatoes a pile of sardines and a raw potato
  44. >The only Holo with her Steam profile unprivated and has her "real name" set as "mo-momosusuzuzuzuznenenene"
  45. >Went live with a "1 kill" APEX endurance stream, got kills every match so she didn't count them and ended the last match with 7 kills + champion...then did a 100 diamond Minecraft endurance that same day
  46. >Crashed during the Momotetsu collab...and still won through the AI that took her place
  47. >Didn't get a 3D model or a New Years outfit at the same time as her genmates due to undergoing a total redesign and instead drew her own new years outfit and made a stream for it an hour before the actual costume reveals
  48. >Accosted by a drenched woman in the rain and was about to be led somewhere before being saved by a second woman. Both disappeared immediately after and Nene was left standing alone in the rain
  49. >Booked a gen 5 trip to Disney Sea specifically because it allows Lamy to drink alcohol throughout the day
  50. >Left Ina alone in a bathtub with a fennec fox because she went to grab a bucket to scoop it up
  51. >Begged Ina to hit her, begged even more after the first and moaned with each subsequent hit and even let her use a sword on her. Got killed by Polka when asking at the sportsfes area and hunted her down calling her name only to get "Oruka?" as a reply
  52. >Leaked Polka's 3D announcement...through her own schedule she put up as the thumbnail for her pre-chat
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