Ch1 every story begins with a name

(reimagined due to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRXpJUKGDzg)
An abandonded train station sat just beneath the main level of the city. The station itself was nothing to look at. rusted rails, cracked tiles. a buildup of dust due to unuse for about five hundred years now.
a typical, boring, initeresting train station.
little did the world know that this very station would be the start of possibly the greatest story never told.

on the wall between the old green newspaper stand appeared a pink dot.. not a hot pink, nor a dark pink.. a cheery pink.
the pink dot grew wider and taller as sparks shot out of it.. sparks of many colors.
the sparks grew in frequency and voltage as the wall pushes outwards untill it broke free.
the wall "shattered" as a portal shot open allowing a mare to step through into the human world. her coat was the same color pink as the portal and her mane also pink.
she slid her strait hair back behind her left ear and adjusted her sunglasses before she started to trot towards the entrance of the station.
her gaze looked up at the tall buildings untill she found the six she was looking for.
Ralphco and the five towers that surrounded it, disequine corp, or Dis-co for short.
"time to take care of this pinkie." she said with a smile as she held up a disk case in the light before trotting out of the station
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The Conversion Bureau
New Universes: New Lunar Republic
Chapter 1: every story begins with a name.
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Pinkie trotted into the main building of Ralphco and went up to the desk assistant
"Hello pony. What does your owner need from us today?" the desk assistant asked assuming pinkie was one of the ponyslaves that mostly everyone had.
"oh nothing much... he was wondering if by perchance i could get into the vault and talk to celestia?" pinkie said
"into the vault? listen pony.. I dont know who your owner thinks he or she is but nobody gets into the vault exept for ralph vitori the 50th and his personal guard. now move before i call the gluemakers." the receptionest said as she picked up the phone.
pinkie grinned "i understand.. but i have no owner.. and my name is not pony.. it is pinkie pie."
the desk assistant froze in place "pinkie pie?"
"the one and only.. now if you will excuse me." pinkie started to trot to the doors behind the desk.
the desk assistant pushed a button the ducked behind her desk
within seconds there was a whole squad full of guns pointed at pinkie's forehead
"why are some things never as simple as they can be.."
the squad leader smiled "boys.. i think i can handle one pony.."
pinkie stood still and looked at the leader. she did not move a muscle
"well.. very brave for a pony." the leader said leveling his pistol at her.
he fired and pinkie slid to her left dodging the bullet.
the guards were shocked..untill, "SCARY!" pinkie said
the leader drew a bead on her again and fired.
pinkie ducked and the bullet missed her.
the leader kept firing again and every shot pinkie dodged the bullet.
he soon ran out of bullets and pinkie ran up to him and looked him in the eyes "no skill" she said before flicking his nose with her tail as she turned and ran down the hall.
"AFTER HER!"
bullets bounced off the walls as pinkie ran she thought through her mental map and lept down the stairs "okay.. left left.. and right down.. left, second door on the right." she kicked down the door and flipped the security switch causing the hallway to seal after she ran inside.
with the guards now stuck outside pinkie progressed towards the safe.
she looked at the plasteel door and the passcode. she looked up at the cameras and smiled before blacking them out with some frosting she brought.
turning back to the passcode she used her amazing hacking skillz to access the vault..
in other words she banged on the keyboard with her face untill it opened.
1 minute.. a new record.
she stepped inside and nuzzled the iron box before setting the Disk Case on top
"princess.. hold on.. wait for us just a little while longer..." she said.
the sound of a gun cocking could be heard "little pony.. you wont have to wait for her.. you can see her in the great beyond."
pinkie turned around expecting to see the squad leader..
instead it was a man in a black suit and tie. his tie was loosened. is top two buttons of the white shirt and his jacket were also unbuttoned. he had a revolver cocked and ready to fire.
"I am the head guard of Ralph. Genesis."
pinkie started to chuckle.. then giggle.. then snort. soon she was (as anyone who chats via datastreams says) ROFLMAO-ing.
"whats so funny?" genesis said as pinkie pointed behind him.
genesis did not turn around.. he should have.
a tick was heard before a small colorfull explosion went off right behind him.. the small room was soon filled with smoke, confetti, and fragments of what was a cake slice.
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after the smoke cleared genesis saw the tape, a spray painted smiley face on the wall behind container CH. and no pink party pony.
he picked up the Disk case and looked at it.
it was a old DVD with "play me" written on the disk cover.
"run it through the screeners.. then if it checks out then get it to the boss.. if he askes where i am tell him i have to get cake out of my hair." genisis said as he tossed the case to the squad leader who was standing outside the vault.