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Druid in Equestria.

Sep 29th, 2012
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  1. >Hours have passed since boarding this boat to Ratchet.
  2. >Looking outside your tiny ass window you watch water bob up and down as lightning strikes.
  3. >A sickening crack heard moves you to the door to check on your elders.
  4. >As the newest member of the order and peacekeeper for the factions you took to staying on the good sides of those above you.
  5. >Holding the wall as you pass a male Nightelf rushing by.
  6. >Screams can be heard coming from behind you.
  7. >Letting curiosity win this time you follow the Nightelf up the boat.
  8. >Rain is pouring down as the top is popped open, climbing out you watch the Nightelf pull a rifle out of nowhere and begin firing at something in the sky.
  9. >Closing the hatch you look to the sky to find a huge black dragon hurling lightning balls at the ships nearby.
  10. >Readying yourself for battle you toss a few quick healing spells to those who look to need it and move to the offensive, letting lose a barrage of magical green energy and stored up moon energy.
  11. >Standing near the bow as you let loose everything to send the creature fleeing. It looks back at your ship.
  12. >Letting loose a stunning roar, it passes through you locking your bones as you fall helplessly onto the boat.
  13. >Lightning is seen overhead as another bone shaking roar is let loose at your ship.
  14. >This one felt different in that the ship is now falling down some black abyss.
  15. >Watching the sky disappear into darkness the dragons spell letting up you change into bird form to get a peak around.
  16.  
  17. ---
  18.  
  19.  
  20. >What a mistake you have made, moving yourself away from the boat hurls you a different direction from it.
  21. >Away from the sky.
  22. >Watching the darkness close over your once only light in the distance really puts thoughts in your head.
  23. >Following the Nightelf to see what's going on then rushing into battle.
  24. >You made the mistake your elders always told you to avoid.
  25. >'Do not. I repeat do not rush into battle with out a good reason' rings through your head.
  26. >Apparently seeing an enemy isn't good enough reason to defend those around you.
  27. >As you drift through this empty nothingness, a pull at your mind to sleep scares you.
  28. >Shifting to human form you check what's on you.
  29. >Small bag, full of mage biscuits. Good.
  30. >Some healing and mana potions. Not bad.
  31. >Staff of Beasts attached to your back, not bad.
  32. >Bandages. Good? Maybe.
  33. >Checking your backpack you find some random clumps of dust and engineering do-dads.
  34. >Alright goblin rocket boots and goblin rocket launcher!
  35. >Looking for your other bags proves worthless.
  36. >'Must of left them in the room' you think to yourself.
  37. >The thought of sleep pulls at your mind again. Much stronger than the last.
  38. >Having trouble keeping your eyelids open you comply
  39.  
  40. ---
  41.  
  42. "uuuugh my head"
  43. >Pulling your arm from under your back you rub your head
  44. >Opening your eyes reveals your worst enemy.
  45. >The sun.
  46. >In all its glory just shining in your eyes blinding the shit out of you.
  47. "I hate you sun."
  48. >Rolling over you find yourself in a field.
  49. "This isn't a beach"
  50. >Looking around you see a town far off in the distance but it looks nothing like an Alliance town.
  51. "Best to avoid if its Horde."
  52. >Behind you is a forest that seems to reach from two mountains that close around the town.
  53. "Maybe I could fly over? No this looks like nowhere I have been. Fly around the town maybe? That's a good idea."
  54. >Shifting to bird form you take some flaps and begin soaring above the forest's edge to the mountain on the left.
  55. >'Man elders are going to be pissed. Why is this place so colorful?'
  56. >The forest rolls under you slowly.
  57. >Stomach growling causes you to perch on a nearby tree and shift back.
  58. >Carefully sitting yourself onto a stronger branch you pull out a piece of mage bread and take a bite.
  59. "Whatever reason these are still here im confused" crumbs spew everywhere.
  60. >'Don't talk with your mouth full' rings through your head.
  61. >With a chew and swallow you feel better. Not questioning the bread you take a look over the distance you crossed
  62. "Not bad could have gone fasteaahhhh"
  63.  
  64. ---
  65.  
  66. >A black creature pounces on you from behind causing both of you to crash through the trees branches breaking most of them on the way down.
  67. >Landing with a painful thud you hear buzzing from above you.
  68. >Looking up at the black creature shows two bug like wings flapping about which explains the buzzing.
  69. >Two dark blue eyes and holes in its legs.
  70. >It's about as big as a dwarf if not smaller.
  71. >Also lets not forget the teeth it's baring as it closes in.
  72. >Rolling out of the way as you shift to cat form.
  73. >It hits the ground but bounces back launching it self at you with a hiss.
  74. >Batting it with the swipe of your paw it goes flying into a tree.
  75. >Checking your surroundings slowly but keeping an eye on it.
  76. >Seems you fell pretty far. Your shoulders and back feel it.
  77. >The buzzing starts again as it flies toward you with such speed.
  78. >Attempting to swipe at it you miss receiving a bite to the shoulder.
  79. >It pulls you to the ground as you attempt to claw at it again.
  80. >Noticing its hind leg you dig your teeth into it and pull back causing it to release a shriek of pain.
  81. >Gaining this advantage you push in pinning it to the ground with a paw.
  82. >Digging claws in as you place yourself over what seems to be its head you sink your teeth into its neck.
  83. >Squeezing with all your might you are rewarded with an even louder shriek followed by a satisfying crack of its neck
  84. >Relaxing as you let go of the creature.
  85.  
  86. ---
  87.  
  88. >The need for water becomes clear as its greenish blood stains your claws and fangs dripping off with an utterly disgusting taste
  89. >Letting go of primal reactions to take a look around.
  90. >Stumbling toward a tree you lean against it for a bit before pushing off.
  91. >'What ever that creature was is annoying And disgusting looking.'
  92. >Remembering where the open part of the forest is you choose to stay in cat form to be stealthy.
  93. >No point letting the wild life or demon spawn what ever that is catch you again.
  94. >Running through the forest you trip up a few times on your paws but keep going.
  95. >'Why don't I ever bring a canteen with me, why did I pass up the mage water'
  96. >Reaching the clearing you look around to see a small cottage with a river.
  97. >Trudging over slowly now with a limp in your right shoulder.
  98. >Reaching the river you look down remembering you're in cat form.
  99. >Remembering your human form you attempt to change back.
  100. >No bone shifting happens... no puff of smoke from nowhere...
  101. >'Umm don't think the fight took that much out of me.'
  102. >Tossing aside worry to get water first you dip your face down attempting to mimic what you have seen house cats do.
  103. >It some what works but it makes you feel painfully retarded
  104. >'Fuck it'
  105. >Diving straight in the cool fresh water filling your mouth as you float back up.
  106. >Doggy paddling to the edge you go to pull yourself out.
  107.  
  108. ---
  109.  
  110. >This proves difficult as you can't seem to get a grip onto the ground.
  111. >You're also having a hard time staying afloat.
  112. >Trying to shift back is proving effortless.
  113. >The primal urges kick in as you begin to cry out with a death curdling scream.
  114. >Fighting against the water till you can't bring your head up.
  115. >The river takes you where it pleases now in its painfully slow pace.
  116. >Unable to move your body as you inhale water.
  117. >Sliding against the bottom of the river your mind begins to wander.
  118. >'So this is it. I die as a cat in water. I had no trouble swimming before. Why now?'
  119. >As your reaction to breathe kicks in instead you are not met with more water.
  120. >Opening your eyes reveals a purple bubble surrounding you.
  121. >Still choking on water as the bubble lifts you out onto the lake.
  122. >Vision blurry as you land on the grass a force on your stomach causes you to throw up what you have recently eaten and water.
  123. >'oh look some blood too...'
  124. >"Calm down big guy it will be ok. Twilight can you carry him to my house?"
  125. >'Oh voices... where's all the light going..'
  126.  
  127. ---
  128.  
  129. >"But what do you think it is Twilight? It's not a lion."
  130. >Groggy you open your eyes to find yourself bundled up in a blanket. And quite warm.
  131. >Another voice catches your attention.
  132. >"I don't know. The bite marks look serious."
  133. >Looking around you find two miniature horses looking back at you.
  134. >"Oh hes awake" the yellow one with a pink mane and tail says with a soft voice.
  135. >'The fuck the horse talked'
  136. >"Be careful fluttershy. It may be dangerous" the purple one with a horn looking at you scared
  137. >'What... no this is just a bad trip. Something in the water.... speaking of water I'm thirsty'
  138. >Trying to change back proves useless. Looking around as you wobble up
  139. >"Hey now. Not too fast big guy"
  140. >The yellow one gets in your face trying to push you back down.
  141. >Panting now as you look around until you see what looks to be a kitchen across the room.
  142. >Limping over there as pain shoots through your shoulder the yellow one keeps trying to stop you.
  143. >"H-hey now. Nice warm bed over there."
  144. >"I don't think he wants to lay down fluttershy"
  145. >'GOOD THE PURPLE ONE GETS IT. WHERE THE FUCK AM I?'
  146. >Walking into the kitchen you see a sink. Just what you needed.
  147. >Slowly you reach it. Oh boy hard part.
  148. >Sitting on your back legs you put the front paws up and lift till you are standing.
  149. >'fucking turn knobs on the sink?! REALLY'
  150. >Letting a growl go causing some noise behind you.
  151. >Dismissing it as you paw at the knob.
  152.  
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  154.  
  155. >Slowly it turns. The faucet starts to drip.
  156. >'Yessss YESSSS' Echos in your head.
  157. >Another swipe it goes much easier letting loose the dam.
  158. >Dipping your head under the water to cool off you begin drinking whatever falls in your open maw.
  159. >After getting more than enough you slide off the counter and to the floor.
  160. >'Oh look. The yellow horse is flying.... It has wings?!'
  161. >This shocking realization as it hover's over you so carefully and shuts the water off.
  162. >"Awww the big guy was just thirsty."
  163. >"Ummm fluttershy. How did it know how a sink works?"
  164. >"Well that's obvious Twilight he's smart" she smiles with a squee.
  165. >'Alright. Changing back. Have water. Now need to change'
  166. >A growl is heard from you.
  167. >Not you but your stomach.
  168. >'Oh come on! I have mage bread in my bags... hopefully'
  169. >Attempting to change back you are met with the same result. Nothing.
  170. >Pushing all your effort into it.
  171. >'Fingers, Speech. Toes. Legs.'
  172. >Getting dizzy from putting effort into it.
  173. >Nothing. zip. zero. Head into floor knocking you out again.
  174.  
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  176.  
  177. >Something poking and prodding you slowly wakes you.
  178. >Till a pressure is pushed onto your shoulder causing you to growl and swipe at who ever it is.
  179. >Through blurry eyes you can make out three figures.
  180. >The yellow and purple horse.
  181. >And now a new one. White with black stripes and gold around its neck and leg.
  182. >The new one boops you on the nose.
  183. >Unsure how to react you just sit there as it prods you rolling you around.
  184. >'It just fucking booped me... Why am I not eating horse now?'
  185. >"Zecora do you think you can"
  186. >"Shhh" its hoof reaching the purple ones mouth.
  187. >"A bite from a changeling can be quite poisonous. Let us put this on the wound so that the creature may recover over the night"
  188. >The hoof that was prodding around is now holding you down as something is hovered over you.
  189. >A burning sensation is felt as liquid is poured onto your shoulder.
  190. >Something binding your head down as you attempt to look, more so bite at the liquid.
  191. >Attempting to move was fruitless with so many hooves and things binding you down.
  192. >Releasing a growl and a hiss is all you are able to do.
  193. >"Are you sure this will help him Zecora?"
  194. >You cant see it but she nods as a bandage is wrapped around you now.
  195. >Too weak to do anything else till the pain causes you to black out again.
  196.  
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  198.  
  199. >Coming to again as you feel the warmth of a blanket surrounding you.
  200. >Some how you are wrapped up in it.
  201. >After rolling around struggling with the blanket you are free.
  202. >And find yourself in a very cold basement...
  203. >Stretching like the cat you are you notice your shoulder feels much better.
  204. >Thankfully to cat eyes the darkness is easy to see through.
  205. >Following the little light from a door up some stairs you reach the door.
  206. >'This looks nothing like the first place I was in... Where am I exactly?'
  207. >Taking another look from your spot you see some lab equipment maybe and some beakers.
  208. >Oh boy even a bowl full of water and maybe that's food?
  209. >Stomach uses growl for food.
  210. >Well just because you are stuck in this form now doesn't mean you should eat like a peasant. More importantly where the fuck are you?
  211. >Placing your ear against the door to listen for sounds.
  212. >Some steps can be heard.
  213. >One light set and two heavier sets.
  214. >Taking a sniff at the door only gets you two scents though.
  215. >'Oh right. The small horses... soo maybe it's them?'
  216. >"Twilight I'm heading to Rarity's. She asked me to help dig for gems." echos through the door.
  217. >"Alright have fun." replies back fairly close to the door.
  218. >A door opening and closing later leaves you and who ever belongs to that voice.
  219.  
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  221.  
  222. >'It's not as soft as the other one. Is it the one who booped me on the nose? What did the purple one do? Names? I know they said names but what were they? Oh wait cat form'
  223. >Trying to change back you are met with resistance this time. Not nothing. But resistance.
  224. >After forcing a bit you quit. Regaining senses that you are panting.
  225. >'Alright... what happened? Where am I exactly? Sure I can chill down here or I could just open the door and be a cool cat...'
  226. >The door opens in your train of thought revealing a purple horse with a horn coming from her head. Her mane has pink stripes in it.
  227. >"Ahhh" she lets loose
  228. >"You scared me. I didn't know you were awake sorry."
  229. >Height wise you are about the same now looking her in the eye.
  230. >Unsure how to act and not to cause trouble you give her space backing away considering she seemed to have helped you out.
  231. >"Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you" Shes talking with a much softer voice but not as soft as the other one.
  232. >'Bitch I am far from scared. I just want to be human again eat my mage bread and figure out where I am. Maybe get some gnome pussy'
  233. >Her horn glows as the light flicks on revealing the place. A book also flies into view floating in front of her with a purplish glow
  234. >'Interesting. Magic?'
  235. >She seems to be checking the book and looking at you.
  236.  
  237. ---
  238.  
  239. >"No they don't match. Not a tiger, or a lion. But the characteristics are there."
  240. >Sitting on her back legs she begins flipping through muttering to her self.
  241. >Eventually it reaches a point where you pull the book down and shake your head.
  242. >"H-hey I was reading that."
  243. >Carefully closing a book with a paw you walk past her.
  244. >'Time to figure out where I am.'
  245. >The tiny purple horse protests but doesn't stand in your way.
  246. >Walking into the next room you find yourself in a library.
  247. >Books on the walls. On the floor. So high up.
  248. >Taking note of how many scent's still linger in the air tells you it's a public library of the sorts.
  249. >The purple horse comes out with a blanket and two bowls floating over head.
  250. >Carefully setting them down in a corner she gives you a smile before closing the door.
  251. >"It's good you are feeling better. I'm sorry I have to keep you in the library till Fluttershy comes back. She didn't have the medicine to treat your bite."
  252. >Taking a look at your shoulder the wound is mostly healed. Still looks bad with the teeth marks.
  253. >'Gonna look like hell when I shift back... These horses are going to scream like hell to.'
  254. >"We had Zecora come over and treat you. Said it was Changeling bite so I told Princess Celesita of a new creature we found and it was found poisoned from Changelings."
  255. >'Black thing with holes in its legs was a Changeling. Interesting. Princess Celestia? Where am I?'
  256.  
  257. ---
  258.  
  259. >Recalling everything you just went through.
  260. >Fought a dragon, Got the ship caught in some spell the dragon shot out.
  261. >Fell off the boat as it was going through the spell...
  262. >Woke up in forest, flew for a bit and got ambushed.
  263. >Crushed the things neck and found a river, almost drowned.
  264. >Couldn't stay awake apparently because of poison while having trouble shifting.
  265. >Poison may have caused the problem.
  266. >'I don't remember this many books when I was getting water from the faucet... how do these horses have working water like that?'
  267. >Sighing to yourself you look for the purple horse who seemed to have vanished.
  268. >Quickly following the horses scent you find her at a table peering over books.
  269. >Taking a look at the books you can read them.
  270. >'Well this is odd. Same language is one thing but same writing?'
  271. >The book seems to be about animals and creatures. The one next is called 'creatures of myth'
  272. >Slowly she turns till shes staring at your eyes and jumps clutching her heart with a hoof.
  273. >"You scared me. Don't sneak up like that."
  274. >Moving to the side to give her space you keep looking at the books at the table.
  275. >One pops out at you
  276. >History of Equestria
  277. >'Oh boy. Sign language time in cat form... to another race that can talk...'
  278. >Mentally you prepare yourself for whats about to come.
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