# 1. I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.,
# 2. If you were going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.,
# 3. I love what you've done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that.,
# 4. If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.,
# 5. The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.,
# 6. It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer.,
# 7. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.,
# 8. I've seen people like you before but I had to pay admission.,
# 9. Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.,
# 10. You're so fat you could sell shade.,
# 11. Your lips keep moving but all I hear is Blah blah blah.,
# 12. Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.,
# 13. You'll never be the man your mother is.,
# 14. I'm sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face.,
# 15. Someday you'll go far... and I hope you stay there.,
# 16. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.,
# 17. Stupidity's not a crime so you're free to go.,
# 18. If I had a face like yours I'd sue my parents.,
# 19. Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news - they found your head.,
# 20. No those pants don't make you look fatter - how could they.,
# 21. Save your breath - you'll need it to blow up your date.,
# 22. You're not stupid you just have bad luck when thinking.,
# 23. If you really want to know about mistakes you should ask your parents.,
# 24. Please keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.,
# 25. The zoo called. They're wondering how you got out of your cage.,
# 26. Whatever kind of look you were going for you missed.,
# 27. I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed.,
# 28. Aww it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.,
# 29. I don't know what makes you so stupid but it really works.,
# 30. You are proof that evolution can go in reverse.,
# 31. Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.,
# 32. I thought of you today It reminded me to take the garbage out.,
# 33. You're so ugly when you look in the mirror your reflection looks away.,
# 34. I'm sorry I didn't get that - I don't speak idiot.,
# 35. Quick - check your face! I just found your nose in my business.,
# 36. It's better to let someone think you're stupid than open your mouth and prove it.,
# 37. Hey your village called - they want their idiot back.,
# 38. Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons.,
# 39. I've been called worse by better.,
# 40. You're such a beautiful intelligent wonderful person. Oh I'm sorry I thought we were having a lying competition.,
# 41. I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bull.,
# 42. I'd slap you but I don't want to make your face look any better.,
# 43. Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.,
# 44. I just stepped in something that was smarter than you... and smelled better too.,
# 45. You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.,
# 46. You’re so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.,
# 47. Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy.,
# 48. You’re so big a picture of you would fall off the wall.,
# 49. You look like a before picture.,