#1   : Ran loves Artycawks, his denial is proof
#1.1 : nh
#2   : Anything Killubot says is to be taken sexual
#3   : It's always Akira's fault, no matter what anyone says
#4   : Cawks can always be amended.
#4.1 : nh
#5   : You should never buy the extended warranty on anything. ever.
#6   : All the girls on the internet are actually dudes
#6.1 : nh
#7   : All children are FBI Agents
#8   : Steel = Aluminum
#9   : Caps are NEVER accidental
#10  : Tits are always relevant
#11  : Dirge is a Chileno
#12  : Aerone is -NEVER- Amused
#13  : MoSh and Sohjin are though
#14  : 'NoHomo' must be said after anything with a homosexual connotation
#14.1: nh
#15  : Ragequits are funny. Simple as that.
#16  : 'nh' is an acceptable alternative to 'NoHomo'
#17  : nh
#18  : Don't rage at a gym and workout too much. You'll pull a Bishop and have a seizure.
#18.1: nh
#19: "Kill Sohjin" looks nice on the walls.