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- PMM: Yesa!
- CDS: ooh... can i join?
- PTG: wtf
- FUTURE stabbySpades [FSS2] 8008 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
- FSS2: what the shitting fuck is going on here
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] suddenly Mariokart. --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] devil triggers --
- PTG: so ur racin to save me the princess
- PTG: right
- PMM: Oh!
- CURRENT NinjaCat [CNN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- ...
- PMM: Hello dark looking person!
- CAO: ((Lemme log onto doomrider just because))
- CTD: Yes.
- CMT: ...
- CTD: Obviously.
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is therefore absolutely speedy as fuck --
- ?TC: HONK.
- PMM: [[ Oh my god ]]
- CTD: NOW GO ON THE WORLD CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU!
- ?TC: hooooonk.
- CMT: (( FFFFF ))
- CDS: ((oh god))
- ?TC: :o)
- CMT: (( nah nah nah nah ))
- FSS2: honk
- CTD: (( utilizing mario logic here ))
- ?TC: [ it was u ]]
- ?TC: [[ :B ]]
- FSS2: HONK
- FSS2: what
- CTD: (( GUY KIDNAPS YOUR GIRLFRIEND MULTIPLE TIMES? PLAY TENNIS WITH HIM ))
- PMM: [[ HAHAHA ]]
- PMM: [[ Taking a break from saving the world? Have a big complicated boardgame to see who's the best ]]
- CDC: wait a minute... whii were iiöu hönking, slick?
- FSS2: cuz that other fucker was honking numbnuts
- PMM: So, you werea justa honking because he was?
- CDC: öh, ökaii.
- CTD: Quick! You must kart race quickly or the VERY BALANCE OF THE UNIVERSE WILL CRUMBLE UPON US!!!!
- PMM: Yes!
- CMT: i gotta go
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] starts his engine. --
- PMM: Farewell!
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] on his marks --
- CMT: bye e'ryone
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] RRPT, where logic goes to die. --
- ?KB: Not yet...
- ?KB: Nother guy's coming.
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] turns engine off. --
- CDS: ...?
- PMM: Okie dokie.
- CMT ceased responding to memo.
- CDC: this is just sillii
- ?KB: They say his head's on fire.
- ?TC: :o?
- PTG: o shit
- FSS2, FSS1, CSS ceased responding to memo.
- PTG: that guy whose head is on fire is comin
- CAO: Oh no...not him...
- PMM: [[ Johnny Test? *SHOT TWICE* ]]
- CDS: what, ghost rider?
- -- CURRENT alaitocObservance [CAO] hides from the oncoming biker --
- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] 30 MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo.
- FEB: hi!
- PMM: Hello!
- CDC: hi jöhn
- ?TC: [[ i love this gif http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc473/TEX1997/tumblr_m0ltmzGkzU1qjo24ko3_400.gif ]]
- PTG: heyy jogn
- ?TC: HEY MOTHERFUCKER.
- ?TC: honk.
- ?TC: :o)
- FEB: hi everyone!
- CBO ceased responding to memo.
- FEB: [[ I love that gif too ]]
- FEB: what's everyone doing?
- CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- -- CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] runs in --
- CURRENT horchataSinger [CHS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CHS: zzz
- PMM: Go karting!
- FEB: ...
- -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] blinks. --
- -- CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] pounces on miss sheri --
- CDC: i'm nöt döing a single thing right nöw
- CTG: wake up wake up sleepy head!
- CDC: nöt a single. fucking. thing.
- PTG: (( hey teenyGamzee, what happened to your old handle? ))
- FEB: hehe.
- CDS: I'm gonna race these guys
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is out of DT at the moment --
- CDS: on foot.
- CDS: while they're in go-karts.
- FEB: on foot?
- CTD: The world is ending. The apocalypse is happening. Everybody is dying.
- FEB: wow?
- CTG: [[i switched to this because i had a lot of people i didnt want to talk to who knew me on my old handle, to put it lightly.]]
- FEB: wow!*
- CTD: The obvious solution to this is...
- CTD: KART RACING
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] nods --
- FEB: yeah obviously!
- CTG: [[trying to hide.]]
- ??? ceratopterisCeticide [?CC] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
- ?CC: [[ oh god summoner http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/149360_445365762147222_100000214069130_92084464_1279945612_n.jpg ]]
- FEB: but kart racing is so fun
- FEB: [[ TG, you could go invisible ]]
- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] emerges from a screaming multicoloured warp portal tound of bocaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiinnnnnneeeeee11111111 --
- CDR: I DO COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
- CDR: I DO COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
- CDR: I DO COCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
- FEB: oh my god!
- CDS: here he is.
- FEB: who's this guy?
- ?CC: )(oly
- ?CC: Fuck.
- PMM: ...
- PMM: What in the worlda?
- PTG: woh
- PTG: omg guyse
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] DTs again --
- -- CURRENT teenyGamzee [CTG] covers his ears with his hands --
- PTG: u kno what looks like cociane
- PTG: salt
- CTG: sugar!
- FEB: i really doubt you want to snort salt.
- -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] shudders. --
- CDR: I'm fuckin' doomrider!
- -- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] crashes into the kitchen --
- CDR: I do cocaine and my heads on fire!
- PMM: This is highly inappropriatea!
- CDR: DOOOOM RIDER!!!
- CDS: Doomrider, are we all gonna race here or what?
- -- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] gets the.. salt.. i think --
- PMM: There are children!
- CDR: Fuck yeah!
- PTG: loook coom rider
- PTG: i have concaine
- CDS: doom rider don't care
- FEB: coom?
- CTT ceased responding to memo.
- PMM: Are we ready to go?
- PMM: Let'sa go!
- FEB: or does she mean coon rider?
- -- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] throws the container at DR --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is ready --
- FEB: don't trolls sleep in coons?
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] revs up his daemon bike's engine to the max, it's engine screaming like the souls of the damned --
- FEB: oh look doom rider! sa- i mean cocaine!
- PTG: cocana cola
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Doomrider --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] ZOOOOOOOM!!! --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is DTd, and on his marks --
- -- CURRENT doomRider's [CDR'S] bike screams like a thousand orgies --
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] turns out cart. --
- CTG ceased responding to memo.
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] on* --
- CLS ceased responding to memo.
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] AND GOES. --
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] not nearly as fast as DR though. --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] drives in after, with the slowest acceleration of the lot, but has massive highspeed --
- CDR: Na na na na!
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] sticks his tongue out and does rocker gestures as he zips out ahead --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] runs at too many miles an hour, keeping up with doomrider --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is just behind doom rider --
- PMM: too bada we don't have any items for this!
- PMM: Mama mia!
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] grabs his daemon sword out --
- CDR: BUT I GOT THIS!
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] grabs rebellion --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] slashes at Sparda's tires --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is on foot --
- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CCG: ...
- FEB: um.
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] blocks daemon sword --
- CCG: I FUCKING HATE ALL OF YOU.
- FEB: i'm not even sure what's going on anymore.
- FAC: ...
- -- CURRENT cancerGeneticist [CCG] just in the goddamn wings. --
- PMM: We're racinga!
- FAC banned CDR from responding to memo.
- CCG: I SWEAR TO GOD.
- CCG: JUST
- CCG: HOW?
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] pulls out ahead. --
- ?KB: Hey this is mario kart style racing!
- ?KB: Anything goes!
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] attempts to pull in front of Dante. --
- FAC: :33 > *ac rubs her temples*
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] grabs a blue shell --
- CDC: especiallii when iiöu göt demöns in the race
- ?KB: Like this!
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] throws --
- PMM: Oh nooo!
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] stops --
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] gets out of way. --
- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CDR: Whoa man...that shell...it's got like wi-
- FEB: um.
- FEB: karkat?
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] BOOM --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] goes again as the shell hits DR --
- CTD: Yes.
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] pulls out in front again --
- CTD: You are saving the world by doing this.
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] pulls off again. --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] restarts his engines and gets a red shell --
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] is possibly third? Oh no! --
- CDR: Up your tail pipe!
- PTG: the world
- PTG: and
- PTG: me ;)
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] throws out in front --
- CGC ceased responding to memo.
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] HIT WITH A RED SHELL! --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] jumps over the shell --
- PMM: WAAAH.,
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] throws two more at Dante, to wreck the pretty boy's shit --
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] goes after his kart stops stalling. --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] pulls out banana skins --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] dodges them --
- FEB: ...
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] drops the skins behind him --
- FEB: ',:B
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] throws a blueshell at dante and then gets the STAR --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] shoots the shell out of the sky --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] smashes everyone in front of him away with the rainbow star --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] then smashes dante away --
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] uses LIGHTNING. --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] FIRST PLACE BITCH --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] starts flying with his wings --
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] cruises past all the little karts. --
- -- ??? kingBowser's [?KB'S] invincibility fades just as the lightning goes off --
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] or riders, rather. --
- CEM ceased responding to memo.
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] epic multi boost mushroom --
- -- PAST marioMario [PMM] accidentally slides completely off the road. --
- PMM ceased responding to memo.
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets out some mushrooms, throws them away. --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets out some dime bags --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] stuff s them in his engine --
- CDS: ...
- FEB: um.
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] GETS THE MOTHER OF ALL ACCELERATION BOOSTS --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] goes up to just below the rafters --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] swoops at a speed way faster than the sound barrier --
- -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] still just ',:B at all of this. --
- PTG: o
- CDS: BOOOM!
- PTG: marios gone
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] still faster than DS because his bike is powered by "white stuff" --
- -- CURRENT deathsChemist [CDC] shrugs --
- PTG: world === doomed
- CDS: no it isn't- i'm still here
- FEB: i thought dante was- yeah!
- FEB: he's a good guy!
- CDR: SSSSNOOOOOOOOWWWWW PPPOOOOOWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!
- FEB: and i think dr is on his own seperate team..
- ?TC: i dont motherfucking follow this.
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] throws a blue shell at doom rider --
- ?TC: )o:
- CHS ceased responding to memo.
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] goes up on a ramp with hands out in rocker style --
- CDR: I
- CDR: DO
- CDR: CO
- CDR: CAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] the shell hits him halfway through "Caine" --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] speeds past --
- CDC: this is reallii awesöme.
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] restarts his engine and uses a cunning plan, lightning --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] drops some more banana skins --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] oh no you don't! --
- -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] just. --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] gets out the bullet bill and speeds past everyone --
- -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] sits and watches the race. --
- FEB: hey roxy.
- FEB: what's going on?
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] star power motherfuckers! --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] throws green shells behind him as the bullet bill carries him to first place --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] is in the air, green shells won't hit him --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets out his special item --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] the blast master --
- PTG: theyre reacing to see who gets me
- PTG: and the world or somthin
- FEB: o-oh.
- -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] nope not jealous. --
- -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] >_> --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] gets out his special item: Nevan --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] which looks like the result of a drunken one night stand between an electric guitar and a plasma cannon. --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] which is like lightning, but shrinks everyone else in the race --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] speeds past tiny bowser --
- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
- ?CG: HEY.
- CDC: hi
- FEB: hi karkat!
- PTG: heyy karkie
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] starts a bitching rock number that tears up the terrain in all directions with a cascade of violet shockwaves and beams and orbs, causing widespread rocker mayhem, fueled by the one thing that doomrider loves --
- ?CG: HEY LALONDE.
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] COCAINNNNE --
- ?CG: ...
- ?CG: OH MY GOD.
- ?CG: WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW?
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] rides the shockwaves like a pro --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] this makes him even faster --
- PTG: racin
- PTG: for me
- PTG: + world
- CDS: thanks for that, bro
- ?CG: I FEEL LIKE I JUST STEPPED INTO THE PITS OF HELL OR SOMETHING.
- ?CG: WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE A RACE OVER YOU?
- ?CG: NO OFFENSE.
- PTG: cos im the rox duh
- ?CG: YEAH HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
- ?CG: THESE GUYS LOOK LIKE PSYCHOS.
- ?CG: UNLESS YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING?
- PTG: ;)
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] drives past with another bullet bill --
- ?CG: UGH DON'T FUCKING WINK AT ME.
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] flips off dante as he passes him --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] gets ceberus out, uses it to freeze everyone --
- -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] looks. --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] bullet bill invulnerability --
- -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] holy shit, giant dog. --
- CDS: ((nope, 3-club nunchucks))
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] this calls for extreme measures --
- -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] or that ]] --
- -- PAST tupisyGnostlgic [PTG] yes this is dog yes this is dog yes this is dog --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] grabs an entire hundred pound bag of "snow" --
- -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] Pfffft --
- CDR: BY THE POWER OF COCAAAIIIINNNNEEEE!!!
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] dunks it into his fuel tank --
- -- FUTURE arsenicCatnips [FAC] .... no --
- ?CG: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU DRUG AND ADDICT.
- ?CG: GOD.
- ?CG: THIS..
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] agni and rudra, uses them as a sort of real massive boost --
- ?CG: WHAT THE HELL?
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets the most insane speed boost ever --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] his boost is even more insane due to the fact he's now approaching lightspeed --
- -- CURRENT doomRider's [CDR'S] bike seems to turn into a guided rocket with a cackling flaming headed daemon riding it. --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] will not be outdone! --
- FEB: .....
- -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] hmm.. --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] straps on fifty bullet bills onto his kart --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] FFWWWOOOOOOOOOSH --
- -- FUTURE ectoBiologicalexpert [FEB] aLSO, gETTING, tHE FUCK, oUT OF HERE, --
- FEB ceased responding to memo.
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] hits lightspeed, starts actually going back in time --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] engages warpspeed! --
- ?CG: I REMEMBER WHEN THIS PLACE USED TO MAKE- ACTUALLY NO, THAT WOULD BE LYING.
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] WARP 10, FUCKERS! --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] uses the power of the star rod! --
- ?CG: IT NEVER MADE SENSE.
- CDC: i just like tö bask in the insanitii
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] warp 10.1 --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] WARP 11! --
- -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] goes into kitchen. --
- -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] gets a glass of water. --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] warp 11.1 --
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] WARP 413! --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] actually fuck this teleports to the finish line --
- -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] instead of drinking it, he kind of splashes it into his face. --
- -- CURRENT doomRider [CDR] gets off his bike, WINNER! --
- ?CG: REFRESHING.
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] was already there --
- CDS: nope
- CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
- CGC: NOP3.4V1
- CDS: you are... second
- CCG: AS USUAL.
- ?CG: HEY PYROPE.
- -- ??? carcinoGenomes [?CG] sits on the couch. --
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] was there before the both of them --
- CGC: H3LLO
- CDC: hi Terezi
- ?KB: Actually
- ?KB: You both lost.
- ?CG: CANCER, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I WITNESSED?
- ?KB: Har har har!
- -- FUTURE arsenicCatnips [FAC] technically you all godmodded so no one wins :B --
- CDS: yeah, but remember, I didn't even have a vehicle
- PTG: so
- -- CURRENT danteSparda [CDS] untriggers --
- PTG: who won lol
- CGC: 1 4PP34R3D 4T TH3 F1N1SH L1N3 >:]
- ?KB: Alright now where's the princess?
- PTG: rigth here
- ?CG: SHE'S NOT HERE, IDIOT.
- -- CURRENT gallowsCalibrator [CGC] puts princess dress on KB --
- ?CG: ..
- PTG: no the princecss is me
- ?CG: HAHAHAHAHAHA.
- ?CG: OH MY GOD.
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] burns it off of him --
- CDS: ...
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] then gets the koopa troop --
- ?CG: PYROPE.
- ?CG: THAT WAS GOOD.
- ?KB: Now to do what we do best.
- CGC: >:]
- CGC: GOOMB4 STOMP1N
- -- ??? kingBowser [?KB] absconds with Roxy like Peach. --
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