dear qsns' beautiful girlfriend
please let me be the one who rends
the bond between qsns and you
because he smells like doo doo.
my name is finally the cool guy
come along with me, don't be shy
i'll show you what it's like to thrive
because that qsns only likes you for your "beehive".
we can go on picnics and walks and carrides
as opposed to kissing in the bathroom and trying to hide.
if you get the chance to contact me
just know that REE REE REE