My friends, it has often been said that I like Kiara.

My friends, I like Kiara...

No, friends, I love Kiara!

I love KFP.

I love chicken.

I love JP bros.

I love boing-boings, tangents, I love surprise rick-rolling, and blessings.

Kiara singing music, in games, in collabs, in te-te, in Takamori, with gen-mates, on her stream, in her VOD, I love every act of Kiara that can occur upon this earth.

I love watching her try to overcome her technical issues that randomly peak and deafen viewers.

My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier crits against high priority units and cuts to pieces a well placed formation. And there is nothing like a chess competition chipping at our sanity to destroy two fanbases. And the feeling that comes when a Mario stream runs overtime from lose of life, only to be followed by hours of superchats, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when days of rice farming results in discovering new frog-sound talents. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit learning over and over what sort of lifelong employment they have.

The sight of clippers getting shout outs live on camera is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sounds made by a phoenix CEOs laying an egg, screaming in agony as the audience tries to decide how hot it is!

When a band of pitiful narrative makers try their final trick with nothing but false flags, only to have their story smashed to atoms line by line by irrefutable evidence, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when my wallet is ravaged by a kind word or milestone. It's so sad to see viewers and fans that were trying to be spare no cost, being laid to rest, their funds and accounts being drained and closed.

I love to be squashed under the weight of the love Kiara feels for us. The adoration as members meme around like idiots, ducking the moderators lurking overhead.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Kiara. Kiara so cute as to make Death herself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further Kiara as I do? Do you wish for a beautiful, shining Kiara? A Kiara whose glory is built with gaming and singing and joy? Do you ask for Kiara to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even scraps of unhappiness on this Earth!?

(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "Kiara")

...Very well. Then Kiara is what you shall have. We are a fast-food franchise, ready to feed meals to all who approach us with our chicken.

But... After enduring over half a year cowering from COVID, for us, a simple "ordinary" idol will no longer be sufficient.

We need a SPLENDID idol! An idol beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

We are but a single company... The beginnings of a dedicated group numbering less than ten thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old laborers is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft simps! We represent a force that could easily defeat an fanbase of ten million and one men!

It is time for them to awake, the ones who gave up watching after the debut, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the feet, and remind them of who she is! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in hope. We will remind them of the sound our laughter makes when shared with friends.

We will remind them that there are more things between seiso and lewd than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

Our KFP of ten thousand employees is going to help this world understand.

Yes, my friends! Soon, Hololive’s performance will illuminate the night sky!

I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite streamer. Back to our beloved Kiara!

...At last, the phoenix has crossed the ocean and is heading bottom left. Attention, all employees of the KFP Franchise! This is a message from your commander.

…Friends... let’s show her love.