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- He doesn't respond to yelling!
- - Then why yell at me?
- - Because you don't listen!
- I'm not listening to this.
- Sorry, I've gotta go.
- - Where are you going?
- - I'm meeting a friend.
- A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
- Bye.
- I just hope she's Bee-ish.
- They have a huge parade
- of flowers every year in Pasadena?
- To be in the Tournament of Roses,
- that's every florist's dream!
- Up on a float, surrounded
- by flowers, crowds cheering.
- A tournament. Do the roses
- compete in athletic events?
- No. All right, I've got one.
- How come you don't fly everywhere?
- It's exhausting. Why don't you
- run everywhere? It's faster.
- Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
- All right, your turn.
- TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
- That's insane!
- You don't have that?
- We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
- It's a horrible, horrible disease.
- Oh, my.
- Dumb bees!
- You must want to sting all those jerks.
- We try not to sting.
- It's usually fatal for us.
- So you have to watch your temper.
- Very carefully.
- You kick a wall, take a walk,
- write an angry letter and throw it out.
- Work through it like any emotion:
- Anger, jealousy, lust.
- Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
- Yeah.
- - What is wrong with you?!
- - It's a bug.
- He's not bothering anybody.
- Get out of here, you creep!
- What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
- Yeah, it was. How did you know?
- It felt like about 10 pages.
- Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
- You've really got that
- down to a science.
- - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- - I'll bet.
- What in the name
- of Mighty Hercules is this?
- How did this get here?
- Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
- Ray Liotta Private Select?
- - Is he that actor?
- - I never heard of him.
- - Why is this here?
- - For people. We eat it.
- You don't have
- enough food of your own?
- - Well, yes.
- - How do you get it?
- - Bees make it.
- - I know who makes it!
- And it's hard to make it!
- There's heating, cooling, stirring.
- You need a whole Krelman thing!
- - It's organic.
- - It's our-ganic!
- It's just honey, Barry.
- Just what?!
- Bees don't know about this!
- This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
- You've taken our homes, schools,
- hospitals! This is all we have!
- And it's on sale?!
- I'm getting to the bottom of this.
- I'm getting to the bottom
- of all of this!
- Hey, Hector.
- - You almost done?
- - Almost.
- He is here. I sense it.
- Well, I guess I'll go home now
- and just leave this nice honey out,
- with no one around.
- You're busted, box boy!
- I knew I heard something.
- So you can talk!
- I can talk.
- And now you'll start talking!
- Where you getting the sweet stuff?
- Who's your supplier?
- I don't understand.
- I thought we were friends.
- The last thing we want
- to do is upset bees!
- You're too late! It's ours now!
- You, sir, have crossed
- the wrong sword!
- You, sir, will be lunch
- for my iguana, Ignacio!
- Where is the honey coming from?
- Tell me where!
- Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
- Orazy person!
- What horrible thing has happened here?
- These faces, they never knew
- what hit them. And now
- they're on the road to nowhere!
- Just keep still.
- What? You're not dead?
- Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
- that moves. Where you headed?
- To Honey Farms.
- I am onto something huge here.
- I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
- crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
- I'm going to Tacoma.
- - And you?
- - He really is dead.
- All right.
- Uh-oh!
- - What is that?!
- - Oh, no!
- - A wiper! Triple blade!
- - Triple blade?
- Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
- Why does everything have
- to be so doggone clean?!
- How much do you people need to see?!
- Open your eyes!
- Stick your head out the window!
- From NPR News in Washington,
- I'm Oarl Kasell.
- But don't kill no more bugs!
- - Bee!
- - Moose blood guy!!
- - You hear something?
- - Like what?
- Like tiny screaming.
- Turn off the radio.
- Whassup, bee boy?
- Hey, Blood.
- Just a row of honey jars,
- as far as the eye could see.
- Wow!
- I assume wherever this truck goes
- is where they're getting it.
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