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  1. He doesn't respond to yelling!
  2.  
  3. - Then why yell at me?
  4. - Because you don't listen!
  5.  
  6. I'm not listening to this.
  7.  
  8. Sorry, I've gotta go.
  9.  
  10. - Where are you going?
  11. - I'm meeting a friend.
  12.  
  13. A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
  14.  
  15. Bye.
  16.  
  17. I just hope she's Bee-ish.
  18.  
  19. They have a huge parade
  20. of flowers every year in Pasadena?
  21.  
  22. To be in the Tournament of Roses,
  23. that's every florist's dream!
  24.  
  25. Up on a float, surrounded
  26. by flowers, crowds cheering.
  27.  
  28. A tournament. Do the roses
  29. compete in athletic events?
  30.  
  31. No. All right, I've got one.
  32. How come you don't fly everywhere?
  33.  
  34. It's exhausting. Why don't you
  35. run everywhere? It's faster.
  36.  
  37. Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
  38. All right, your turn.
  39.  
  40. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
  41. That's insane!
  42.  
  43. You don't have that?
  44.  
  45. We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
  46. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
  47.  
  48. Oh, my.
  49.  
  50. Dumb bees!
  51.  
  52. You must want to sting all those jerks.
  53.  
  54. We try not to sting.
  55. It's usually fatal for us.
  56.  
  57. So you have to watch your temper.
  58.  
  59. Very carefully.
  60. You kick a wall, take a walk,
  61.  
  62. write an angry letter and throw it out.
  63. Work through it like any emotion:
  64.  
  65. Anger, jealousy, lust.
  66.  
  67. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
  68.  
  69. Yeah.
  70.  
  71. - What is wrong with you?!
  72. - It's a bug.
  73.  
  74. He's not bothering anybody.
  75. Get out of here, you creep!
  76.  
  77. What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
  78.  
  79. Yeah, it was. How did you know?
  80.  
  81. It felt like about 10 pages.
  82. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
  83.  
  84. You've really got that
  85. down to a science.
  86.  
  87. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
  88. - I'll bet.
  89.  
  90. What in the name
  91. of Mighty Hercules is this?
  92.  
  93. How did this get here?
  94. Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
  95.  
  96. Ray Liotta Private Select?
  97.  
  98. - Is he that actor?
  99. - I never heard of him.
  100.  
  101. - Why is this here?
  102. - For people. We eat it.
  103.  
  104. You don't have
  105. enough food of your own?
  106.  
  107. - Well, yes.
  108. - How do you get it?
  109.  
  110. - Bees make it.
  111. - I know who makes it!
  112.  
  113. And it's hard to make it!
  114.  
  115. There's heating, cooling, stirring.
  116. You need a whole Krelman thing!
  117.  
  118. - It's organic.
  119. - It's our-ganic!
  120.  
  121. It's just honey, Barry.
  122.  
  123. Just what?!
  124.  
  125. Bees don't know about this!
  126. This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
  127.  
  128. You've taken our homes, schools,
  129. hospitals! This is all we have!
  130.  
  131. And it's on sale?!
  132. I'm getting to the bottom of this.
  133.  
  134. I'm getting to the bottom
  135. of all of this!
  136.  
  137. Hey, Hector.
  138.  
  139. - You almost done?
  140. - Almost.
  141.  
  142. He is here. I sense it.
  143.  
  144. Well, I guess I'll go home now
  145.  
  146. and just leave this nice honey out,
  147. with no one around.
  148.  
  149. You're busted, box boy!
  150.  
  151. I knew I heard something.
  152. So you can talk!
  153.  
  154. I can talk.
  155. And now you'll start talking!
  156.  
  157. Where you getting the sweet stuff?
  158. Who's your supplier?
  159.  
  160. I don't understand.
  161. I thought we were friends.
  162.  
  163. The last thing we want
  164. to do is upset bees!
  165.  
  166. You're too late! It's ours now!
  167.  
  168. You, sir, have crossed
  169. the wrong sword!
  170.  
  171. You, sir, will be lunch
  172. for my iguana, Ignacio!
  173.  
  174. Where is the honey coming from?
  175.  
  176. Tell me where!
  177.  
  178. Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
  179.  
  180. Orazy person!
  181.  
  182. What horrible thing has happened here?
  183.  
  184. These faces, they never knew
  185. what hit them. And now
  186.  
  187. they're on the road to nowhere!
  188.  
  189. Just keep still.
  190.  
  191. What? You're not dead?
  192.  
  193. Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
  194. that moves. Where you headed?
  195.  
  196. To Honey Farms.
  197. I am onto something huge here.
  198.  
  199. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
  200. crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
  201.  
  202. I'm going to Tacoma.
  203.  
  204. - And you?
  205. - He really is dead.
  206.  
  207. All right.
  208.  
  209. Uh-oh!
  210.  
  211. - What is that?!
  212. - Oh, no!
  213.  
  214. - A wiper! Triple blade!
  215. - Triple blade?
  216.  
  217. Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
  218.  
  219. Why does everything have
  220. to be so doggone clean?!
  221.  
  222. How much do you people need to see?!
  223.  
  224. Open your eyes!
  225. Stick your head out the window!
  226.  
  227. From NPR News in Washington,
  228. I'm Oarl Kasell.
  229.  
  230. But don't kill no more bugs!
  231.  
  232. - Bee!
  233. - Moose blood guy!!
  234.  
  235. - You hear something?
  236. - Like what?
  237.  
  238. Like tiny screaming.
  239.  
  240. Turn off the radio.
  241.  
  242. Whassup, bee boy?
  243.  
  244. Hey, Blood.
  245.  
  246. Just a row of honey jars,
  247. as far as the eye could see.
  248.  
  249. Wow!
  250.  
  251. I assume wherever this truck goes
  252. is where they're getting it.
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