Diary of a Gentlemare (MLP)

>Luna spots Anon walking around the castle unescorted, practically asking the mare guards to rape him
>Anon laughs off her warnings and continues with his reckless behavior.
>One day, Luna hears muffled screams, and goes to investigate.
>She stumbles upon Anon on his back, arms held over his head by one guard mare while another sits on his legs to pin them as she tries to unbuckle his pants.
>"Time to give you want you deserve, sloot," she's saying. "Prancing around in those sexy socks in front of us. This is what you want isn't it?"
>"Leave that colt be!" Luna yells as she charges, causing the would-be rapists to make a run for it.
>Luna is tempted to pursue, but needs to tend to the shaken stallion first as her marely honor dictates.
>"Are thou alright, Sir Anonymous? They failed to steal your precious seed?"
"I... I was almost raped..."
>"Yes, and thou are lucky it was not so."
"I couldn't even fight them off. They overpowered me."
>"You see now why I warn against wondering unescorted?"
"Yeah... I get it now... Can... can you take me back to my room?"
>"Of course. Clamber onto our back and we shall carry you to safety posthaste."
"Thank you, Luna."
>"Think nothing of it, Sir Anonymous. Tis my marely duty."
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>"A-anon? What are you dong in my room? And are you reading my journal?!"
"Luna, what the hell? What is this for yesterday's entry? It didn't happen that way!"
>"It's nothing! Just creative fiction! And it's private!"
"They weren't trying to rape me. We were having a friendly conversation before you charged in and carried me away with your magic!"
>"They were undressing you with their eyes! T'was only a matter of time before they forced you to satisfy them!"
"You owe those girls an apology!"